Competitive Mario Maker Destroys My Sanity

oh boy he's got a cloud I want a cloud oh yeah baby hammertime how come it's always the bulbous head that understands I encourage you to go to your own pipe or I will be taking the blue one the one that matches my color okay come on with that now stop this stop this stop this at once why did you come this way now I gotta go to the dumb green way and we all know it's gonna be too late by the time I get anywhere substantial see what I mean that is not my son I have no children for the love of God children all of you out of the way let the YouTuber go first yet get up in there boy I don't think I don't know that this is just a template level because I do which means I definitely definitely know how to do it fastest see I know exactly what I'm doing it's okay though it doesn't really matter because the key to this level so to speak is literally right there so all I need to do is wait for someone big get it then I can win it looks like these dinguses done broke the level look at that cat stop stealing my kids I don't know who's responsible for uploading template levels as real stages but I really really really don't like it hits a button toad hit the button dude for all Mario kind toad is the ruler he decides who wins fine you know I'm done fighting over it leave me alone toadette I'm done stop I just want peace peace was an option after all the rumors were true I wouldn't know if I had to call this teamwork but it's something all right I mean let's be honest none of us are gonna sacrifice the win because the person that hits that button is literally giving up the victory none of these people are affiliated with me I think that I was supposed to jump right there not that I possibly could have known that beforehand are you joking that's not nice kind of crackpot designed this level anyway I wanted a running start oh that is not anywhere near enough speed this can't possibly end well didn't end well for either of us that's not good that is not good at all come on come on that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it no that's money that's money money no I didn't hold the jump button enough oh that could have been it that could have been money oh cool is this the fun lag thing where it makes the game lag like on purpose by compiling a whole bunch of springs in a small tiny area oh boy oh boy looking forward to it it's not stupid and dumb at all awesome and beyond that it's gonna be completely luck of the draw who actually wins the level this is so dumb man I can't even see what's going on because the stinking clear condition flag thing I think I got one oh I got two I did the thing in the lag artificial or not what a stupid level I don't know how the other two guys got bumped away up there but at least everyone made it man it would have been a total bummer if anybody had lost like a large amount of points because of a level like that now this is some classic Mario if I've ever seen it oh man I'm the only one without stars [Music] I'm sorry brother whatever if you say so toh dad I'm on board I'd be hard-pressed to believe that you've played this game worse than I do anyway really rubs me the wrong way when the goal is in an area that I haven't even seen that looks like a lot of obstacles that we're gonna have to overcome son of a bang ggest freakin Joshua doing it one second faster than me look at me when you take away my camera points look being the eyes wha fan quick help me beat Joshua can you get out of the way get get out of the way get out of the way you stinking small man I hate you all I was right there you guys are bastards this has gotta be top three dumbest levels I've ever seen in my entire life you think I'm going anywhere without a powerup you crazy look at that first thing I did was get hit I'll take that that works out pretty well in my favor given the circumstances it blew up it blew up on me boy a bomb Oh won a 50 count win I see another one up there I just have to hold the high ground he who holds the high ground is king yes the man who's on my tail died now I can actually relax a little bit but there's no need for relaxing when I got plenty of room for winning man I waited patiently for my turn and this guy just throws me out of the way like I don't mean anything like I don't have healings oh hell dude I'm not comfortable with this one and that is exactly why what is up with other people today other people are the bane of my existence today that's what you get you get what you freaking deserve you blue bastard spikes Oh more spikes take it to the bank brothers and as they have sabotaged me I will sabotage them no I sabotage myself why would you do that why is your gut reaction to kill us both why can't you leave me out of it what is wrong with people right now they're murderers I can't believe I was one door away from victory and I killed myself with this stupid turtle shell that's it Mario get up in here where it's safe you can trust me unlike everyone else I won't kill you at the earliest convenience we were so close Mario we were so close I tried to carry you to victory brother you have my deepest apologies for the sake of all that is good give me the blue one me first stupid what he can just make me go in there whenever he wants get out of my way old man you're failures all your own and I won't take part in them well this doesn't look very comfortable comforter not though I warn all on my own despite other people messing with me oh I think you know I'll be choosing the red one red red red red red I need red I need red No I'm a little bit upset about not getting red but I'll live my overalls are blue after all so that must count for something I don't like not being able to see where my opponents are along the race I need to know how much better they are than me while it's happening I will say I've got the moves and the grooves today though oh no it looks like toad is already in his pipe he was already in his pipe and Luigi was also slightly ahead of me I only did it the third fastest I'm a failure I didn't have much moves or the grooves wait I didn't know we were doing something like this I wasn't paying attention what did I get wrong I see now it was a multiplayer versus spot the difference this is sure to go over nicely on the bright side I just get to follow whoever picks the right thing okay I'm trying to discover hold on here these two look pretty identical they all look fairly identical what exactly is the difference here I don't know what I'm looking for now they're both dead and I have all the time in the world to guess and it's not doing me much good it was the fire the alternating fire was different oh the last one was the only one that mattered what a stroke of luck nice on I hope that's a Mario Golf reference round and round now it's kind of dangerous [Music] sticking die horribly I would be sad I am blessed bracket now that I have I don't even got to worry about any of that though because Mario aka Jesus mm took the W my old me set up that was long ago Mario it'll be safest if we travel together or just say screw Luigi and push him right off the cliff whatever it is you think you got a do man I like how because of what he decided to do at the very beginning I don't get a chance to even make it to the flag that's the theme of today's episode man other people screwed me over hard phrasing but you get the idea no not the revenger the school anything but that I fail to see how this is much at all like a school but I am having a fun time long jumping I didn't realize we went to school to learn about the mad lad if the mad lab was on the test way back when I feel like I would have done much better in high school oh did you see that slick maneuver this really is the Revenge of the school isn't it are you kidding me I finally get all the way back over here and I don't get to play because there's a box here to run a blood test on me right now would come back as 70% sodium chloride truly an awe-inspiring level not a single tile wasted man in case it wasn't clear the other 30% of my blood would be sarcasm Mario at least one of us survived why did I open my big fat mouth why did I do things like that I was asking for that one I don't want it come on not again fine you win Jesus Christ you're right I belong in a hole thanks for putting me there my god get on top of this pipe why am I so bad I'm feeling this block as a powerup in it I also have a feeling that if I stop and get it I'll fall way too far behind but that's not gonna stop me from doing exactly that and yes I'm still gonna complain about when I lose don't question it okay it's my lunch I get to do what I want with it you'll notice that I already lost the fire flower so does that mean it was a waste getting it or not it's like on one hand I needed it because I got hit but on the other hand maybe if I didn't stop to grab it I wouldn't have gotten hit stay the hell away from me squid freak I'm not trying to get all wonky with those tentacles come to my apartment later and then we'll do it then just not in front of everyone I mean like get out of here these fish are ugly I don't want to touch me on my body okay well I didn't want cannon balls hit me in the face either oh god oh god oh gee oh gee oh dear oh Lord oh alright it doesn't matter my fears are irrelevant oh this has been a good day for losing gamer points go go get over there come on oh you suck you see my strategy right I've got them all blocked off so now they have to hit the switch and then I can just sneak up in here man don't do this don't do this don't do this it hurts it hurts my body my body doesn't feel that hurt now oh that sucks Luigi a heartbreaker to be sure seeing this guy whose name is no a hoochie huh makes me think about the fact that at half a million subs or a million subs I don't know which one I'm going to change my name legally to Sasuke Uchiha oh no a Super Mario Bros 3 level boys it's gonna be damn near impossible for me to not sing on this one one day I will change my name to suck-ass K I'm serious about that see Erie this is heck we did you come back I don't know what we're doing oh wait I do know what we're doing take it to the door over here no I killed him I'm sorry Luigi I mean it's not like you can make me drop it you'll never get it the piece which belongs to me you will never have hint it's my piece which I love my piece which is the piece which you can't get have it for all eternity it's my piece which I love Muffy piece which and love my job please subscribe so that I may rename myself Sasuke Sasuke won in the end boys it was the long con oh that's not good that can't be good the only thing that could be is bad it's almost like I wanted to die I don't know man that one says spikes this one says coins apparently spikes was writing coins was wrong everything I know is a damn lie that was a really dumb level at least I went fast though that checks one of my things off today's to-do list that just leaves item number 2 eat some me cheeks prepped ahead I just touched up plant that hurt my butthole whoops let out an insane laugh it's alright though wait a minute what just happened push him into it push him into it no not me not me I'll die get some baby get some life his pain and nothing more that's a lot of a lot of wrenches a lot of wrenches come in my way I wish that there were less wrenches how many keys does one man need how many [Music]

Channel: Desbug

Views: 1,506,773

Keywords: Comedy, Gaming, Entertainment, Super Mario Maker, Super Mario Maker 2, Mario Maker, Mario Maker 2, Super Mario Bros., Super Mario, Nintendo Switch, Desbug

Id: CXXTGacftm8

Length: 14min 13sec (853 seconds)

Published: Tue Feb 18 2020