You guys will make me cook Biryani?
You guys are shameless He has only bought rice till now. I’m just letting you know Take red chilly powder Do we have a Kirana store nearby? We’ve reached Samay’s house We’re uninvited guests here but *boss, did you hear that?* Samay! Guys, he’s not answering, he must be busy asleep *Daya in alternate universe* He’s really asleep Samay? Exclusive! *Life tip 101: sleep like nothing really mattress* *me 30 seconds after I cancel plans* Life tip 102: if you love them, don’t let them sleep Good morning! *Dad, is that you?* They say, if you see a good face right after you wake up, that makes your day So, how are you feeling? I was feeling..very hot. Pune is very hot I know you haven’t done this before but I really want to see you do this Will you cook for me? Cook for you? Samay, I’ve travelled a long distance and I wanted to do something fun with you *story of my life* You made me workout like a model and now you’re making me cook *me to my gym trainer*
We want to see you in a different avatar I want you to step out of your comfort zone What do you want me to make? Just some chicken. Just some rice *full Goa plan feels* You guys are going to make me cook Biryani? Deen imaan = anushan. Pratishtha. parampara Samay but you love Biryani ya? I love eating it I am there na You’re not doing this alone. We’ll together shop for grocery Please yaar! I like eating it There’s a difference between liking to eat and liking to cook *he’s talking about angels dropping babies from sky* Biryani is different. I don’t want to make it Try making it once. I swear you’ll be happy Your heart will be content. It’ll be very fulfilling *watch pleading face emoji come to life* *wait, you are raising the invoice in advance?* Think of payment, come, let’s go! *real footage of my parents convincing me to join a family gathering* What all ingredients should I get? We aren’t telling you. You think we are going to make it that easy for you? How do you make Biryani? Is this rigged? It won’t fit. You wear this one What a cool cycle *dil se middle class max pro* That, right there is, life tip 103 Samay has only picked rice till now. I’m just letting you know By the time we get chicken, I’ll get Masala. Biryani Masala! Sir, you were saying something Opt for Shan Company Biryani Masala *that rare moment when I am speechless* This is the recommendation of an employee here So you got the masala? *I got an apple, I got a phone* Are we going to add this to Biryani? We’ll make Biryani for Vivek Desai too *every little kid ever* Meanwhile I’ll find someone who can help me with ingredients Hello ma’am, I need your help I am making Biryani for the first time in my life I need your help because I don’t know nothing at all Can you tell me what all will I require? *20% closer to ordering Biryani rn* Now we have all the ingredients All thanks to these three lovely ladies, I am going to impress a fourth lovely lady Do you know how to cook Biryani? Yes So I have all the ingredients But will you help me with the procedure? Write it on your phone na and please share it with me over Whatsapp? *relatives seeing me after a long time* *i can feel you bro* *Bhai ne bola karne ka toh karne ka* So, Samay’s asking a lot of random people & strangers, the recipe for Biryani He has gathered a crowd around him He’s asking recipe to every single person What’s cinnamon? *brb, looking for Prafull* Oh okay, I’ll pour rice over that *Masterchef in making* *khatam goodbye tata gaya* We have to buy a lot of stuff Let’s go to a Kirana shop. We’ll find the best of everything there Ma’am, do we have a Kirana shop around? KK Baazar! Can you drop me there?
Sure! Thank you so much Hello ma’am! What’s your name? I am Komal *if you know you know* Ma’am I am Samay and she is Sahiba I work at Zomato and he is a Youtuber I own a cloud kitchen. So I work very closely with Zomato What a coincidence We are actually making this vlog for Zomato Thank you so much for dropping us ma’am So friends, we have reached K K Baazar *gonna act like I didn’t hear it* How do you know if it's the right tomato? Are you genuinely asking? If you’re buying it for a sandwich, then it has to be firm and red If you’re buying to cook masala, it should be soft *samaygiri toh chalti hi rahegi* Guys, we’re back home Samay has bought all the ingredients
He has also managed a recipe from strangers So I’ll go to kitchen and see Guys, the most important thing about cooking is knowing quantity So Samay, please take us through quantity I forgot to ask about the quantity You know what, I have one person who can help me out with this Who are you calling? I know one amazing chef *tujhe sab hai pata, haina maa?* *one does not simply not call mom while cooking* swa*desh*t biryani bana rahe hain You’d laugh had Samay cracked that joke *Ok don’t laugh, just comment subtitler OP!* It’s time. Samay is here! Me and my sibling fighting over TV remote How did you do this? So I have learnt how to make biryani now so what i am going to do I am going to put 3 cups of rice * 1..2..3* get one free do you know how to light up the gas? yes I’ll give you three lifelines in this challenge of him making Biryani Can you please help me identify which oil to use So this is sunflower oil *kaan kaise khadde hogaye* *stay tuned for vegetarian joke* Samay has forgotten to put onion, garlic, salt and biryani masala he stir fried the masala and added tomato *10/10 exam hall feels* flavours come from onion and garlic We forgot to put Garam masala, turmeric and fried onion We’ll take care of everything I had told you Samay has forgotten to put a few ingredients He is now realising that *all ears on tadka for the next few seconds* *that news anchors kind of enthusiasm though* what will you put next? I think I have put everything I really believe I have added everything but i would still like to use a lifeline So can you tell me, is there anything I have missed? Yes
what is it? You haven’t put raw onions and garlic to cook the masala But it is cooking, right? In physical sense, yes but masala consists of onions, garlic, tomato onions? garlic? we had ginger garlic paste *confidence OP* Now I’d like to use my third and last lifeline Should I just mix these two and give 3 steams *that moment when the teacher does not know the answer* it is still uncooked he is cheating in Marathi *haan yeh bhi karlo chalo* i can heard red chilly *as if* No you can’t open this *what a defense* *exam days feat my best friend* After all this, what if Hariram ji has always been colour blind Samay, that’s tea leaves We all need Hariram ji to hype us Samay, why did bhaiya just come out of the kitchen He’s very sad so I gave him a hug So we’re now ready to put this inside this and boil *if life was this fair* You may put the chicken inside this and I want to see you do this *my eyes, my eyes, my eyes* I am very impressed with Samay because the chicken smells fantastic You know how to put a lid back on? *my ears, my ears, my ears* *my mom applauding me for the bare minimum that I do* *Boogie woogie begins in 3,2,1* *what’s with this channel and weird dance moves* *et tu, Hariram ji?* *wah beta* *taliyaan bajti rehni chahiye* Guys please sit inside I want you guests to sit inside. I want to come and serve Please ma’am please So friends i don’t know how my Biryani will turn out I have ordered the best biryani in town from Biryani by Kilo So I’ll serve them this *insert evil laughter* *50% closer to ordering Biryani rn* So, my lovely ladies, I present to you, the biryani that I have cooked Let me know how you like it? *60% closer to ordering Biryani rn* Samay, we didn’t add saffron to it We did! *Scam 2022* Guys, I am a vegetarian *forgive her guys, she means pulao* You locked us here and ordered from Zomato *he means PULAO* You want to try my biryani? Of course, that’s why I am here! *build-up before Biryani reveal* it is raw Don’t mix, that won’t help Cook it more! *not again* *face palm* I have to take care of an important thing *Life tip 104: Biryani is bae* I am cooking your biryani and you are eating here? *keh do ye jhooth hai* So while Samay is eating his Biryani, the real biryani is ready I am serving everyone and it has actually come out very good *biryani order has been placed* *mereko kyun aise dhak dhak ho rela hai?* *me eating the food my sibling cooked* it is like masala rice chicken masala rice more than biryani Samay, please try your own biryani is it good? *Samay is a cheater* It was a lot of fun. What an adventure! We sat in a stranger’s car, we asked people how to cook Biryani I had so much fun with you, I spent the entire day with you Sahiba, I want to tell you those three magical words Like, share and subscribe And do subscribe to my channel as well and Zomato as well to keep watching Samay wasting Samay Make Biryani or order in Biryani, whatever you want just order yaar Bye! Thanks for watching!
