Colin one liners Who's Line is it Anyways ?

strange thing that welcome to the six o'clock news I'm your anchor frankly don't give a damn a large wooden object with a pointy end was found spinning in the downtown core that's our top story I know over to our co-anchor mini Puzzle mini get these ideas she'll never hear the music Colin take it away welcome to the six o'clock news I'm your anchor horse you rode in on our top story tonight disaster struck a ceiling fan convention tonight when the scheduled entertainment dr. linguine and his trampolining chief hit before according to one eyewitness everything was fine until one extremely high bounce and then the Sheep hit the fan now over to my lovely lovely co-anchor cerebellum Sara start the news welcome to the six o'clock news I'm your anchor West filling more taste our top story today after a disappointing summer Humpty Dumpty has a great fall I know over to our co-anchor Manny girl Helen welcome to the six o'clock news I'm your anchor Thor buttocks our top story today 60s musical group the birds today announced a 24 City reunion tour with their new band member George W Bush to save on money mr. Bush will play guitars and drums according to a spokesman a Bush in the band is worth two in the birds and now over to our toe anchor cherry Jubilee cherry it's the six o'clock news on your anchor large large pants on pars our top story today a man who has been swallowed by a whale a man who had been swallowed by a whale escaped today by running as hard as he could till he was all pooped out and now over to my anchor dude MacFarlane good evening and welcome to the 6 o'clock news I'm your anchor Oswald the dens Wald our top story today convicted hitman Jimmy two-shoes McCarty confessed today that he was once hired to beat a cow to death in a rice field using only two small porcelain figures police admit this may be the first known case of a knick-knack paddywhack and now over to our beautiful anchor Janine Janu Janine welcome to the six o'clock news I'm your anchor gay apparel our top story tonight 95 year old Fred Skippy's he was found not guilty today of sexual harassment deny five-year-old however was serene Don charges of assault with a dead woman and now our to our co-anchor Giuseppe - soupy this booze welcome to the six o'clock news I'm your anchor Rhetta riddle out around the waist our top story tonight a man who was swallowed whole by a whale escape today by running all the way down to the end until he was pooped out welcome to the six o'clock news I'm your anchor he told through the tulips our top story tonight a man is still in critical condition after swallowing $250,000 in large bills no change is expected I know let's see what's happening elsewhere in the world I bet you welcome to the six o'clock news I'm your anchor Kurtis interruptus our top story disaster at the Los Angeles Zoo today when the snake pit was accidentally filled in said the zoo director it's terrible terrible news now the snakes don't even have a pit to hissing and now let's go over to my co-anchor Randy always Randy welcome to the six o'clock news and I'm your anchor gorg Bless America our top story today a fight was started downtown by a man wearing a suit made completely of mirrors the police said the man apologized once he had time to sit down and reflect welcome to the six o'clock news I'm your anchor Thor just thinking about it our top story today the great Gamboni eccentric human cannonball known for taking his lucky donkey to all his performances escaped near tragedy today when the donkey climbed into the cannon muzzle just as Jam bony was taking off it took the surgeons three hours to remove jam bodis head from his ass most are resting comfortably I know over to my happy co-anchor happy welcome to the six o'clock news I'm your anchor Tad's the way uh-huh I like it our top story today famous playboy hugh happen welcome to the six o'clock news I'm your anchor tags the way I like it our top story today famous Playboy Hugh Hefner managed to successfully stop an order of monks from operating a business on his property the police forced the friars to close down their stall which was outside the Playboy Mansion where they had been selling flowers said one friar well if it was anyone else we may have gotten away from it but unfortunately only you can prevent florists Friars try saying that three times now over to my co-anchor homie welcome to the six o'clock news I'm your anchor Arthur any more doughnuts our top story today Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer dead at 53 I know it is sad over Barcelona today the famed reindeer was hit by a flock of seagulls in a 747 eyewitnesses report that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane did look at today's news our new co-anchor Christopher Walken Christopher ahead and take it away welcome to the six o'clock news I'm your anchor Keith my pasty white butt our top story today noted archaeologist Fred Flintstone made an amazing discovery today in Sweden on a windswept fjord he came across some primitive musical instruments plus some minuscule deposits a fossilized stool when asked what the stool could be food steam replied a dabba dabba doo now let's see what's happening in the rest of the world with my co-anchor snagglepuss welcome to the 6 o'clock news I'm your anchor lars of the red-hot lovers our top story today the great flight Dini the Shrek min circus human cannonball for the last 50 years retired yesterday when asked if he was going to be replaced the circus owner said no it's hard to find a man of that caliber and now let's go over to our new co-anchor the Cowardly Lion cowardly way welcome to the six o'clock news I'm your anchor Noah she's having my baby the top story today a scientist today admitted that he paid a prostitute over a thousand dollars to take a special chemical compound with some water in attempts to increase her IQ by over 80 points the experiment failed however which proves you can lead a horse to water but you can't make her think Wow why don't we head over to our beautiful co-host my wife tipsy tipsy welcome to the 6 o'clock news I'm your anchor then you're gonna pay me back that 10 bucks our top story today rock star Prince has changed his name once again after changing long distance carriers Prince the artist formerly known as the artist formerly known as Prince will now be known as the artist who formally phoned with Sprint I know let's go over to our co-anchor duty Macpherson Howdy Doody welcome to the six o'clock news I'm your anchor would grow but don't have a paddle our top story tonight bars across America were sat in today but a death of dr. Joseph Lowenstein the famous doctor who as a sideline would make exotic drinks from wood sap died suddenly today this is one patron who's really gonna miss that hickory dickory dock I know over to our co-anchor zinc lightly AZ

Channel: eldragon00

Views: 1,882,447

Rating: 4.8178477 out of 5

Keywords: Whos, Line, Drew, Colin, one, liner

Id: u8AILJeugrs

Length: 12min 54sec (774 seconds)

Published: Sat Aug 04 2012

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