CM Punk & MJF: The Moment the World Has Been Waiting for Didn't Disappoint | AEW Dynamite, 11/24/21

[Applause] doesn't feel so good getting interrupted does it punky brewster you know quite frankly [Applause] no quite frankly you really hurt my feelings last week i extended out my hand like a gentleman and you really hurt my feelings man i mean it was almost as bad as the time you quit took your ball and went home like a little [Applause] you know what was great though the pipe bomb everybody loves the pipe bomb right chicago yeah my god so good legendary what you would call a great promo and i think it's fair to say punky that the pipe bomb is your best moment except here's the problem bud every mjf moment is the best mjf moment because unlike you i'm not a one-trick pony and don't get it twisted i respect you man i respect everything you've done hell i even respect the fact that you're straight edge granted never in my wildest dreams could i have possibly imagined a straight edge man could look so much like a meth addict [Applause] and it must be extremely difficult to be straight edge considering if i had your face i'd need to down eight shots of whiskey just to look myself in the mirror [Applause] but you know what i can't respect cm it's how you've handled our little situation here and you can pretend there isn't one but there is there is you know you would do all your quaint little interviews and they would ask you who are some opponents you would like to go up against and you would name every single wrestler underneath the sun except for moi [Applause] now you can pretend it's because you weren't interested but in reality it's because you didn't want none and who can blame you punky i mean your whole entire career on the stick you've been big fish small pond and standing across from me you're just a freaking minnow you didn't want to go toe-to-toe with me on the stick punk well too bad because i'm about to verbally finish you quicker than your ufc career [Applause] i heard you the first time so check your watch papa pug because if you decide to retort it won't say clobber in time it'll say out of time you can drop cute little pipe bombs all you want cause i'm mjf and i drop nukes [Applause] [Music] [Applause] um [Applause] i'm so disappointed in you [Applause] but let's not start there let's show our guest a little bit of chicago hospitality i want to thank you first and foremost for last week you introduced yourself to me that's what a proper young man is supposed to do to their elders and i had no idea your first name was maxwell this entire time i thought mjf stood for my jealous fan see i got the time seems like it still kind of does doesn't it if you're so hung up on the fact that i never mentioned you anytime i did press any time i ever did an interview i never brought your name up well that was by design the last thing i wanted to do is feed your rotten little ego look at me maxwell i'm in your head probably has a lot to do with the fact that there's a poster of me on your wall doesn't change the fact that i'm disappointed because i've always heard about the great mjf and then last week i did what nobody else in this industry nobody else in aew has been able to do i shut up the great mjf without saying a word [Applause] and you had seven days you had a whole week to think of good zingers and you came out here with the lowest hanging fruit he thinks he's somebody he thinks what he does is revolutionary to the wrestling business when in reality he's just a less famous miz [Applause] okay settle down settle down settle down [Applause] you know punky that was really solid i mean really creative stuff you know it was almost what i wanted come to think of it that phrase almost what i wanted kinda perfectly encapsulates your whole entire run here thus far don't you think i suppose it's true nostalgia [Applause] nostalgia is a drug that causes us to misconstrue our memories and you my friend are no more than nostalgia [Music] and guess what but you were right i was a fan i'm not of james to admit it how couldn't i have been i mean in this ring on the microphone nobody could touch you you were the best or so i thought chicago because ever since your almighty return you've struggled to beat the easiest of competition and you've struggled to say quite literally anything of intrigue oh my god punk your breath smells like it's probably because you've been kissing so much ass recently i mean you have been robotically kissing ass all over the place you know what i'm going to do a little impression of you real quick chicago do you mind if i give you a quick impression [Music] it sure is great to be back here in insert name of town i sure do love being a part of insert name of company gee whiz i sure am looking forward to my match up against insert name of opponent robotic pucker up punk you've gone soft man your hair's going gray and based on your eyes if anybody needs to go to sleep [Music] [Applause] it's you bud you know what ladies and gentlemen something just hit me this is no longer cm punk this is pg punk what happened to the guy i grew up on man what happened to the renegade the ass kicker the outsider because you might as well be coming out here preaching hustle loyalty and respect [Applause] except here's the problem pg i can see you hell i can see through you buddy you claimed you'd only come back for the younger town and yet you also claimed you'd only come back for a boatload of money you claimed you couldn't fix professional wrestling from your couch in chicago and yet you stayed put on that couch for seven long years excuse after excuse not to come back poor k-punk why is it because you were too busy making comic books nobody read and movies nobody saw or is it because you were terrified [Music] scared you couldn't hang anymore maybe scared you never could hang in the first place and i'm i have the microphone chicago [Music] and i'm here to tell you you should be scared man in the other company these people looked at you like a cult hero because they felt you were held down you should have been utilized and showcased as the number one guy and now yeah great and now here you are you have all the opportunity to prove these people right but can you [Music] do you people think cm punk can do it i'm glad they think that now punk but are they gonna feel that way in a month two months a year i don't envy you man but i know you envy me and i know why you don't like me pg punk i know why it's because i represent everything about this business that you hate i'm every single thing you hate because i was born for this oh yeah i'm a clean-cut professional i'm every single wrestling analyst promoter and pundit's wet dream while you on the other hand were a scrawny tatted up misfit from the dumpiest part of the midwest known as chicago you had to work your tail off to become the man you are today and i commend you for that but i know what keeps you up at night i know what eats you up inside it's the fact that after all your hard work all your blood sweat tears and sacrifice you've given this sport deep down you know it and these people know it your whole career you've been nothing more than second best whether it was the you can't see me man or the king of kings [Applause] you were never quite up to snuff were you and i can assure you now that you're standing in my ring in my company things will be no different because you may claim to be the best in the world but i'm better than you and you know it [Applause] [Music] [Applause] there's some truth in what you just said a little bit scared coming back after seven years a little bit see i'm not gonna lie not even to you i certainly never lie to these people i didn't know if these people would remember me i didn't know if these people would care i didn't know if i still had it but trust me i'm not scared any longer certainly not scared of you because the timing might not match up but i was selling out madison square garden when you were marking out for rosie o'donnell and the last time on this show you did a song and dance you made the new york times wow [Applause] you want to sing me a song right now maxwell don't worry you're standing in the ring with a professional and you're going to make the new york times again but this time it's gonna be the obituaries because you have just enrolled yourself into a college your parents cannot afford you talk too much yeah just like me back in the day except i always backed it up and you can't back up without your backup ftr sean spears wardlow that's how you get things done around here and i never mention you in interviews because i never had to i looked at aew and i said wow that's the place i want to be that's the place i want to test myself and i went for the heart and soul of aew darby allen and boy that just chews you up doesn't it and i beat darby allen and i didn't need a ring to do it you're too busy talking about how you're the most powerful of the four pillars you don't even realize you've been replaced by brick baker and while you think you've made some excellent points i think you talk too much and we've wasted these people's time [Applause] they call chicago the second city not because there's a city that's better than it not because there's this city that was first and you want to call me number two i'll probably wear number two with a bullet because just like chicago they call us the second city because when it burned to the ground we just built right back up on top of the smoldering embers and who's the man around here who's number one is it you no i don't think so the only way you're going to be number one is if we all wait around long enough for tony to have a daughter that you marry last time we were here in chicago and hell yeah i'm happy to be here i gave everybody free ice cream bars the only thing i can think that's a better welcome back gift than that is punching you and your little needle dick right here right now [Applause] [Music] [Applause] wow [Applause] that's some serious pro wrestling tv let me tell you you're not kidding anybody surprised that he would roll under and leave

Channel: All Elite Wrestling

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Id: SPAAKVDDEUU

Length: 18min 20sec (1100 seconds)

Published: Wed Nov 24 2021

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