clint barton/hawkeye being an underrated badass for eight minutes

how's he doing unfortunately he's still bartending that's terrible i guess i should have not oh my god what are you doing here disappointing my kids i'm supposed to go water skiing cat needs our help come on better call it colson so i'm starting to root for this guy agent barton was sent to kill me he made a different call where's agent bart the hawk up in his nest as usual [Music] i gave you this detail so you could keep a close eye on this well i see better from a distance [Music] oh my goodness did you bring any that's a trick no no it's much more than that uh whosoever be he where they shall have the power whatever man it's a trick please be my guest come on really yeah oh this is gonna be beautiful you've had a tough week we won't hold it against you if you can't get it up you haven't seen this i before don't know how to do it just know the silent judgment please start by all means uh [Applause] [Music] hmm [Music] we're still friends right you're pulling your punches you didn't see that coming nobody would know nobody the last i saw i'm an old trauma sitting on him yeah i'll be missed i miss him already [Music] you know i wouldn't have qualified any of the choice hey man you're doing me a favor besides now we did thanks for having me back it was time to get off my ass how about our other recruit he's rare to go i'm gonna put a little coffee in him but you should be good it's a place for cornrows criminals don't think that's the word you're looking for right they didn't used to mean me we're saying rwanda here we are because you broke the law yeah i didn't make you you read it you broke it all right you're all grown up you got a wife and kids i don't understand why didn't you think about them before you chose the wrong side we haven't met yet [Music] i'm glad i don't care what they'd show you asian partners my next target tell me what you need need a distraction and an eyeball you think you can hold them off captain it'll be my genuine pleasure you are so cute madam and banner alex flame when you're older hawkeye okay clearly retirement doesn't suit you you got tired of shooting golf well i played 18. shot 18. this can't seem to miss [Music] first time for everything made you look [Music] i knew it should have stretched clint you can't overpower me [Music] you and i remember budapest very differently [Music] [Music] oh he's flatlining call it time no no no i'm gonna live forever i'm gonna be made of plastic your beverage you'll be made of you mr barton your own girlfriend won't be able to tell the damage well i have a girlfriend that i can't fix this is the next thing tony but i see those guys those gods you don't think they need me i think they do which is a lot scarier they're a mess yeah i guess they're my mess you

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Id: hUxeSAm23Q4

Length: 8min 2sec (482 seconds)

Published: Wed Aug 19 2020