Hey, Jack! Get over here! Ta-da! - Oops. Jack, clean that up.
- Aw, man. Ha! Victory goes to the pure of heart! And also to me. The way they're talking about me
makes me think they're talking about me. What are they saying? "¿Oro en el mar?" Oh, I can never figure out
the right dosage for English. "Oui, oui." "Versunkener Schatz." No, you stupid spell. Proper English! On its last journey
back from the Night Island, the Night Ship was carrying
such an abundance of gold, it nearly capsized. The crew had to throw
one whole chest overboard. If we could only swim,
that gold could be ours! But alas, we're built to steal, not swim. Useless Goblins passing up a sunken treasure
because they can't swim. Wait a minute. Jaakko can swim. And I'm Jaakko! All right, my freeloading brother, I need you to distract the Night Witch
so I can borrow her ship. And how am I supposed to do that? Use that "Herman charm"
I hear so much about. Sure. She seems chill. Hello, I'm Herman and you are beautiful. Those lifeless eyes are captivating. They allow me to see
beyond your mortal plane. Hot. So N-Dubs, how about
you and I get out of here and grab a Dark Elixir or two? Well, I haven't had anything
to eat or drink in ages. Jaakko at sea.
A magical adventure! Magical. That gold is as good as mine! Maybe I'll buy those Goblins
a round to thank them, and drink it in front of them. Wow, the ocean in all its glory. The gold! It's real! I'm rich! Now, to open the chest
and have my expectations met. There was sunken treasure
down there after all! The joke's on... Bon voyage! ...Jaakko. Wait a minute. I'm Jaakko! One of you ate my last coconut, and I'm not dealing
another hand of gin rummy, until the thief admits to the crime. I won't be made a fool of. Me?! Why would I
steal my own coconut? Crazy? Who are you calling crazy? Okay, I'm sorry we fought. Can we make up? No answer? Is this the silent treatment? No more fights, we want rights! No more fights, we want rights! No more fights,
we want rights! No more... What's the meaning of all this? This village's troops are
hereby on strike! We're done fighting
until you meet all our demands. Demands? Strike? Hereby?
That's agitator talk! What could you possibly want
that you don't already have? Shorter fighting days! These sixty-star work weeks
are killing us. Literally! If that's your only demand,
maybe we can discuss... It's not. We also want
the right to choose our HMO. - Your what?
- Our Healer Medical Operator. We deserve options. We're tired of being forced
to use the village provider. Oh, boy. We didn't want to do this,
but you left us no choice. Strike! Strike! Strike! A strike?
And after all we've done for them! Giving them jobs,
constantly putting them in danger, paying them as little as
we're allowed to by law. Hi, so sorry to interrupt,
but I'm about to upgrade the Mortar. It's a big job. I might have to
swing this two or three times. Sweet Baby Dragon! You've just given me the best idea. Don't worry, baby.
She means nothing to me. All right, listen up, maggots! You're not here
because you're the best. You're here
because you're all we've got left. You don't have much experience fighting,
but we will train you and you will learn. Do we have a choice? Absolutely not. Okay then, we'll do it! Builders and Villagers?
That's who they're replacing us with? Those spineless traitors!
No offense, guys. So much for working-class solidarity. Oops. Hey, we can fix this, right? If those scab Builders can do our jobs,
then we can do theirs. Someone hand me a tool. What kind of tool? What, there's more than one kind of tool? - Great win!
- An awesome battle! The bushes are cleared, that old Clashmas tree is finally gone, and all the traps are re-armed. The best part is
I can take credit for everything. Yeah, I guess we actually have
a knack for this building thing. We upgrade things faster than you boys. No offense. None taken. We just three-starred
the first Village we ever attacked, which is better than
you ever did. No offense. None taken. Well, it looks like we broke the strike. Our peaceful townspeople
have become warriors, and our warriors
have become peaceful townspeople. And the best part is there's no foreseeable downside
to any of this. Well, turns out putting
the wrong ammo in the Mortars, forgetting to hide the Teslas,
using Archer arrows in the X-Bow, and leaving Giant-sized gaps
in the walls will backfire on you. Attacking is a lot harder
when the Village has walls! It's almost like
we just got lucky that first time. Enough. I've had enough. We're bleeding so many trophies. They're going to knock us
back down to the Bronze League! Just call off the strike,
go back to your original jobs, and we'll give everyone
a range of Healer options. We'll settle for it. Let's all head to Frank's Grill, gang! First round of Elixir is on me! You guys go ahead.
I'm actually scheduled for a waxing. It's not going to hurt, right? Oh, yeah. Like crazy.
