Clarkson, Hammond and May "Nothing to See" Compilation

oh wait a minute now since hunting was banned one sees the horses frolicking gaily in the fields enjoy forgive me while i just back off and have a bit of a gloat if we look over here we see traditional farming methods and i think that pretty much covers the lecture i'm just doing a lecture on the countryside ah nothing to see here uh and that's it so now we'll be on our way oh yeah bye people of first class until eventually fire fire small fire [Music] that clutch like it's clutch nothing nothing to see no now gandhi argued that there was too big a gulf in india between the rich and the poor and it should be narrower and i think if we disabled james's air conditioning it would make him more equal to us and that's good not just for us but also spiritual in fact exactly [Music] gandhi would approve of what i'm doing now this is a noble app nothing to see here nothing to see here beautiful british engineering trying to do it back up again yes there's no evidence no none it's the perfect crime it is the perfect crime no tools guys no nothing to see there that's what you need crusty loaf butter yeah one plowman's in my bag nothing to see here just a man driving on top of a historic monument we had just the thing to raise our spirits even more [Music] i'll help it you can't can you oh no the constabulary oh not again sorry officers nothing to see here we arrived at the departure gates feeling fresh and calm nothing to see here nothing to see is in gate 88 hammond what no mate it's this one where's the plane yeah you'll notice my armored mazda was ready for testing so i brought in our armed security man who had learned in the special forces how to have a pixelated face observe if you will the nine millimeter entrance hole yes shall we have a look to see how much of it has gone through it's gone straight through and it had kept going oh oh lord oh my god how's that happened well it not bits either bits of bullet or bits of door frame so the bullet shatters and turns into more bullets yeah you're gonna be all right now you may you'll be fine there's nothing to see here actually and it's this i've never been able to drift properly it's just i don't know just ignore it to see nothing it's just a man doing his job i've never been able to drift properly i can provoke a car you know into into a slide but i couldn't hold it there it always just spin off and crash no exactly i mean sorry okay nothing to see [Music] luxury let's have a look at yours honestly it's a perfect neck it's um i saw that that's got double glazing and it has gone wrong oh wait a minute come on what's the disease james is that between the pain yeah it's got mud that's the most depressing a double glazed window we've mailed you in what's the matter you've got mildew inside your window there yeah it's just it's that's really poor oh my god basically it's disappearing before your eyes how can a german car go you're sure it's a real one was it parked in the sea when you bought it get bogged down with the oxidization of my car good damn i only have a 1.7 liter fuel tank but the minimum delivery here is two liters discreetly i squirted the difference into a bin james agreed to tow richard and my car would hide the rope no tow ropes here nothing to see here among the crowd was a learned art scholar who could see james's sculpture for what it was are you saying it's a bit crap yeah nothing to see nothing to say the crowds though meant we had a new problem with james's audio guide not only was it still getting everybody lost but as i'd feared it was also extremely long-winded and latter-day to 5.2 liters an expansion that was accompanied by the fitment of a new cylinder head hello amazingly though when captain cheerful eventually arrived the green was more bothered about my trousers why are you wearing like this i'm fine there's a duck here there nothing to see here more worryingly there was nothing to see in terms of the bride either the revolutions are starting to get angsty i can just feel eyes burrowing into the back of my head hammond's day was very miserable but while queuing at the syrian border maze became even worse nothing to say well it go i think it's this stupid alarm hang on armed yeah i know it's don't say that when you're going into syria yup nothing to see here and as i said before nothing to hear this car is so quiet they had to design a special windscreen wiper motor for it because the one they fit in all other nissans was just too loud and they had a similar problem with the door mirrors because as you were driving along all you could hear was the air rushing over them not a nice sound so they've sculpted the headlamps to deflect air away from the mirrors where's my bloody car is there anyone can anyone see an aston martin anywhere hello hammond i found a car here it's oh it's a it's a toyota and they're dogging they really are actually that's quite embarrassing yeah they're driving away now because they they realize hello sorry nothing to see here

Channel: incT

Views: 264,064

Keywords: top gear, the grand tour, jeremy clarkson, richard hammond, james may, nothing to see, compilation, funny moments, top moments, best moments, give me views youtube or you're cringe, clarkson hammond and may

Id: g1Smj2_mTso

Length: 8min 18sec (498 seconds)

Published: Sat Aug 07 2021