Christina from Lesbian Row isn't a lesbian, might not even be a Christina?

please state your name for the television audience Christina Christina are you or are you not a lesbian I'm afraid so you are no no you're not so therefore why did you cause such a complaint and go before the show see I'm gonna certain lesbian role yet you are not a lesbian I wanted to get your attention yeah you've gotten enough in so many ways in so many ways what are you from Christina Arizona Arizona where they have the Grand Canyon yes popular with heterosexuals and lesbians as far as I know I see X part of Arizona um Phoenix Phoenix Arizona named after the bird that rises from the ashes correct mm-hmm do you smoke a lot of pot no what do you do in Phoenix Arizona for your job um I work for myself I see masturbation it happens it does sometimes by accident sometimes sometimes on purpose dude I think I like you so what do you do working for yourself bank robbery liquor stores that kind of thing every now and again yeah okay you gotta gotta keep the wolf from the door yeah do you enjoy the movies I do 3d or 2d 3d mm-hmm have you seen the Avatar I have that's in 3d yes what can you see that I can't see you overhead why aren't you looking at me I get lost in your uh-oh I put it to you Christina if that is your real name that you in fact are playing me for a fool I suggest that you are not even from Phoenix Arizona or a lesbian but in fact an actress from Hollywood you got me that's the thing that's happening now isn't it all the actresses are coming here to be discovered well off you go then do your acting and through to the commercial break I'll stand over here and give you instructions if you need them it's pretty easy just go we'll be right back well no no no wait you wanna you know get yourself together sell it a bit sell it you know say so yourself you're sailing you know will your work take your time okay but not too much we'll be right back

Channel: someoddstuff

Views: 499,577

Rating: 4.8949919 out of 5

Keywords: Craig Ferguson, Lesbian Row, lesbians, comedy, Phoenix, Arizona, aspiring actress, masturbation, Christina, comedian

Id: fUwvoYE_WHQ

Length: 3min 18sec (198 seconds)

Published: Wed Mar 30 2011