Chrissy Sexy Time - YMH Highlight

i do have prostatitis so i got an inflammation in my prostate really i just i think i do i just every what you think you do every day a really specific thing to say you know what's a nice thing though every day because i had it once like two years ago but it was one thousand percent from chlamydia but now which is nice i'm not chrissy drip drop anymore so but one member who gave it to you no i mean it's one of the i was a blur i was a full-blown sex addict to you like not you know two years ago you were yeah i was like i don't drink i don't i don't drink that much and i don't smoke i'm fine but then i was just you know just i mean dude there was back to back nights sex with like a woman who was the former miss canada oh wow and then one of my mom's friends kate so it's like back to back former miss canada 68 year old woman sex addict do you did you go to rehab for it no you get therapy at all for it yes therapy a lot of meditation a lot of reading a lot of thinking about you know like um like narcissism and entitlement and things like that yeah that's fascinating getting deep into that and now and and so and so now i'm sitting here with prostatitis and it's a different feeling because i'm like i know it's not from an std i haven't had sex with anyone but my girlfriend in you know whatever it's it's been well i haven't seen her in three weeks so it's like you know i mean i've been the thing i literally think i could have like inflamed my prostate from jerking off yes i think so are you aggressively doing it i can't explain to you like why i've been here for three weeks and it's been unbelievable like i've been jerking off to anything like everything yeah i was jerking off to anderson cooper yep two days ago wow then this morning tucker carlson yeah all you know they had an all that's going on and i was just like and i don't jerk off like this i rub the base of my penis and i blow it into my belly button yeah it's a very strange way of masturbating and i think that might so you rub it against your belly i kind of rub down i make like a little vagina with my thumbs and i rub the base and then i shoot it into my body seriously i swear to god i got to tell you something i mean with that i mean i don't even know you that well yeah i would i would like to you to do it to me yeah and i would dude i absolutely would that sounds like a really good technique discover this technique i don't know i just i i think when i was a kid i just um you know i kind of i used because i used to take a pillow i used to like masturbate on a pillow i slept in the same room as my mom until i was about 13 14 years old so i used to like you know when she was sleeping yeah i quietly just take a pillow i used to do that that's where i started i used to hump the mattress yes i was having orgasms before i ejaculated oh me too i was i was absolutely shooting blanks and i was like like trying to explain to my cousin yeah brian i was like do you do that thing cause i didn't know words for it i was like you know where like you you like you rub yourself a certain way and your body shakes and it feels good he was like what yeah and i go you know what i mean like and then you kind of sweat a little bit yeah i don't know what you're talking about well i re because i would do that so much i would masturbate so much and just shoot blanks that the first time i did get just a little bit of jizz i lived in the same house as my mom's sister and she used to watch me while while my mom was at work and i i was like doing it like rubbing the pillow hard and then a little splooch came out and i was young and inexperienced i didn't know so i ran to my aunt colleen i was like aunt colleen something's coming out of my peepee and she's like an old school new york lady smoking a cigarette she's like christopher listen to me you're gonna have to talk to your mother about that [Laughter] i remember she was blowing the smoke she's like i can't even deal with this right now and then i'll never forget she's like do you want assault team crackers and then uh and then ever since then yeah so i just have a weird relationship with sex that i had to explore like i for very long i didn't realize like i absolutely fall in love with men but have sex with women yeah yeah because you mentioned anderson cooper so you masturbate while watching him but i don't know that i was thinking about him i was thinking about other thoughts but it's just something soothing but you do fall in love with men have sex with women yeah hold on what do you mean you fall in love like emotionally you're in love with a man but physically you're into a woman is that what you mean yeah i think like i'm not gay right i don't have any even really gay thoughts like i've never thought about having sex with a guy but i have talked to men for a long time looked in their eyes been fascinated by their conversation yeah and either went home and beat off or went home and had sex with a woman oh wow so i don't know if what that is where that falls you think that that's because men are more interesting and smarter okay it could be no women are [ __ ] stupid because women are [ __ ] dumb yeah i could no but hold on but are you aroused but you're not aroused sexually when you see do you watch gay porn no i've never watched gay porn never watched gay porn or you never tried and it have you seen it can you bring up two guys but [ __ ] let's just see how it feels yes but this is fascinating because you said you can have you can you can hang out with a dude and be so fascinated and so in like be like this guy was awesome yeah but then you want to go and have sex with a woman yes like maybe it's just excitement oh here we go ship or something yeah yeah no see this is that a guy having sex with a guy oh this is one of these are women these are straight gay yeah hold on i've never searched for this one gay porn yeah oh there we go there you go there's a guy sucking yes [Music] [Laughter] there we go oh see it i don't talk to it like a duck what would arouse me is if these same two men started talking about the book sapiens and how they got into that then i might be able to get horny and something introspective like that and then i'd go to have sex with a woman this right now i can watch this and i can support this but i don't it doesn't really uh you know there you go i mean it's a little ass tap let me ask you this though because this is really fascinating for when you're talking about um like being a sex because i think people we always hear the term sex addict but we don't really explore it like as observers like what most people like know uh or or have some knowledge of right alcoholism right or drug addiction right you go like well it it you know it filled this void or whatever it is right is for you is the sex addiction that same thing that is like trying to fill some type of emptiness and you were getting it through those sex acts absolutely and i didn't realize that at first at first i was like oh i'm a comedian on the road i'm i've been delayed it's what happens it's part and then i realized like the emptiness after it was done on not only me the woman too so i we would constantly find each other and that's what my therapist said he was like a lot of times like a sex addict male will find a sex addict female and and he's like how often do you notice like women that you and have sex with that would never call you again or you never call them again i was like almost 100 how many how often would they leave like right after you leave i was like within 10 minutes every time it was like so it's you were both the addiction addicts find each other wow she was like so that's what you were doing so i had to like just call turkey stop that and then i kept would always like look for something different something different something different something to fill the hole always and you know i have a child and i you know my daughter was born we had the baby like on like the second or third date like yeah she got pregnant i was like my life's crazy spiraling smiling smiling and not realizing like no dude you're in the full you know addict swing right now i had no idea yeah and then a lot of things happened you know like you know ruined the relationship uh you [ __ ] a lot of things up but i was like oh but i love my daughter i'm always there for my daughter it's fine i'm a you know telling myself i'm a good father i'm there i'm present but how many times would i push her in a swing dming a girl how many times was i like hiding my phone how many times when her mom would bring me over i would have to clean the apartment realize all addict behavior so then i got i don't know if you ever get through it i'm working through it but at a way better place than i am now back with my child's mom back in like wholesome family been out here for three weeks by myself you know how many temptations of course and it's very easy it's a lot easier now for me to be like no that's not what's going to give me peace and balance what's going to what's going to give because i realized something having so many options i realize is actually not freedom i kept saying to my kids mom i just want to be free i i but that's not it's the opposite of freedom having too many options is you're absolutely in chains yeah freedom to me now is having just one option one great relationship with my daughter's mom the concept of family building a family that is like i feel totally free i feel like i have so much energy here yeah for the last three weeks because i haven't act i've been like i'm only waiting for the call from the one woman and the one family and that's what it is now my hotel room walls have gotten [ __ ] lit up but that my therapist said that's okay this guy's a [ __ ] loser cut his mic i know i know my dad's listening to this like you [ __ ] hobo i told you to pounce some ass out dear christy no you actually like hearing you say all this stuff it even seems like you know you are so much like at peace and content with with like the the the ride you've been on to get here right yes 100 and i feel extremely like ready for any type of maybe success that might come my way and i'm not even and like oh and my values and my value system has changed totally too like for me now yes i want to do very well in comedy of course i'd love to have opportunities and do that but the val but really like the metric for me is thing how my daughter is developing and how my relationship with her mom is developing in the concept of family so if those things are going well which they are right now yeah i couldn't come in i have a pilot right now with true tv i mean it's my tent pilot i'm [ __ ] chrissy pilots i'm all for nine if i go over ten great dude i'm chrissy strikeouts it doesn't matter because my daughter's in a good school and i have things that i want awesome where it used to be like two years ago like oh i need to get this i'm a failure and it's like no no like how many times are you gonna go through this so i didn't realize that you know and yeah and i think like saying hey i'm always working through this addiction is a is a powerful thing because colin quinn is like a mentor of mine we've become very close friends in new york and he's you know 30 years sober yeah and he was kind of the one that first gave me the idea of like have you ever thought about you're addicted to this he's like because you know there's a lot of men that have options or women that have options but they don't act on them compulsively like you are right he's like you know how many times are you going to bring four women into the comedy seller and and he's like it's all great and good and you know he's like i think the women like you and you like them and you're nice to them and kind to them and it's all good but how much how often how much do you want to do this right and it's not fulfilling you would not feel zero of it yeah you wouldn't believe it being like this feels really great no no and they didn't feel good either like you know everything obviously was all good and consensual and that was fine but it's i feel like you just have to say that now it was all consensual just a real quick side note didn't rape anyone and yeah yeah so so but they felt empty too because i i didn't even realize like i noticed like yeah and they never call me ever again like yeah if you if i text them and they'd be like oh i had a great time but i'm just not interested anymore it's like we were fine the addicts were finding each other yeah kind of how do you approach i'm fascinated like how do you approach the other one how do you sniff her out like how do you know who's broken enough to you know the in opening message on a dm is right right right you know what i mean really yeah or the opening messages hey i you know heart eyes or i think you're hot or take me out for a drink and i'll give you the night of your life things like that i was like yes yes where another girl was like hey do you want to like take me to dinner i'm like no come on what are you gonna lose can i stick garlic sticks up your [ __ ] yeah no you know so i would not i was not looking and then you know what i realized too it's just so [ __ ] gay just play gay porn over this this is gayer than the guy getting pounded in his ass but it's just the truth i got a lululemon pants any guys out there want to hit me i noticed too that you know my girlfriend my daughter's mom she constantly kept taking me back after [ __ ] up like you can't imagine like constantly [ __ ] up but then being like but i'm a nice guy i love my daughter constantly her being like this is your last chance this is your last chance and then finally you know just realizing like that is love on her part like i needed to catch up to her because that you know like you set the bird free and if it comes back you know it's not like she's set me free so many times and so many times i've been like begging to come back and so many times she's been like come back yeah and now for like the pa i've known her for my daughter's five so we've known each other five years and nine months so so but this like past like six months like in quarantine has been like the most like fulfilling with her and like the first time i'm like actually have listened to her and paid attention to her and been like i want to make this work where it used to be like i don't even know you like we have a kid and i don't even know you because i'm just not paying attention because i'm not interested i'm playing pretend i was just constantly playing pretend with everyone so i had to just realize that and like look in the mirror and be like you [ __ ] idiot but it's so it's so actually nice to see somebody figure it out at your age and yeah and that you're not like 70 being like you know what yeah i think i [ __ ] up and like your life is you know i mean like you you've put this together i mean just hearing you talk about it i mean i can see that like you've yeah you've really seen the light in this whole thing yeah i mean yeah dude i mean i'm [ __ ] out condoms right now but you know yeah it feels like that but it's like it's like you have to just admit that too like where i was just like and also like my circle of friends like you know that changes right i have to make it all a lot smaller i just have to make it all a lot smaller and stop i was always the guy who was like what do i do this advice and that advice and asking 30 people their opinion did you find that you would seek out the advice of somebody that would reinforce bad behavior absolutely and it was the same thing like you know like the the options thing i would ask for so many options because i thought that's what oh i'll get all these people's opinions when that is not you're again that's the opposite of freedom yeah you're now i'm like what do i do what do i do where's just who is yours who's your crew who's your circle of people and i have those people yeah and i deal with them and then but i ultimately like you know now make my own choices and have just had to like you know be chrissy uncomfortable at times and just tell people how i'm honestly feeling which was always like i just want you to like me that's all i want you to do is like me yeah hi jeans did you like that highlight well you can watch an entire episode here or more highlights here but definitely definitely subscribe here that way you can you know get the latest videos as they drop for real four strokes

Channel: YMH Clips

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Keywords: your moms house, podcast, ymh, tom segura, christina p, christina pazsitzky, ryan sickler, the honeydew, Dr. drew, pinsky, after dark, drdad, clips, highlights, studios

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Length: 14min 55sec (895 seconds)

Published: Fri Oct 09 2020