(gurgling) (slurping) (gulps) (clattering) OH! (growls) (gulps) HA! (whimpers) (exhales) (gasps) (gasps)
(gasps) AAH! HMM? (yells) (phone ringing) (indistinct chatter) YEAH! (dance music plays) AAH! (bowling pins clatter) HMM? AAH! AH, HA! AAH! AH. (clears throat) (whistles)
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(skateboard rolling) (stomach growling) (skateboard rolling) (soft chatter) (dishes and utensils clinking) (stomach growling) (soft chatter) (skateboard alarm beeps) (feet pattering) (feet skidding) DAH! GAH! (stomach growling) MM. MM-MM-MM-MM. MM. MM-MM-MM-MM. MM-MM. MM. MM. MM-HMM. (grumbling) (dishes clinking) (grunting) (pop) (growls) (claps) (screams) (grunting) (door slams) (vehicle approaches) (speaking softly) (titters) (speaking incoherently) MM-HMM. MM-HMM. NOW--NOW--NOW,
I WANT THIS.
AND I WANT THIS. (scribbling hastily) MM-HMM. MM-HMM. (speaking rapidly) AH! (bell rings) AGH! (crashes) (gulps) (screams) (door slams) (water flowing) (water stops) (water flowing) AH! (door slams) (bird twittering) (humming) AH. HA HA. (screams) HMM? HMM? HMM? HMM? AH! OH! HUH? HUH? HUH? HMM. AH! (door slams) (bell ringing rapidly) YES? (bell ringing weakly) (grumbling) MM? (gasps)
(inhales deeply) (spluttering) (laughing) (bell rings) (waiters marching) (bell ringing rapidly) (gasps) (growls) MM. HMM. MM. HMM-HMM. (bell ringing rapidly) (belches) (dishes clinking) UH-HUH. (chuckling) (volcano erupts) (laughing) (chuckling) AH. (whimpering) (volcano erupts) (chuckling) (laughing) (mustache sizzles) (chuckling) (grunts) (chuckles) (laughing) (grunting) (laughs nervously) (water dripping) (laughs nervously) (grunts) (door slams) (skateboard rolling) (stomach growling) MM-HMM! (growling) (grumbling) (jackhammer hammering) (heavenly music) GOOD MORNING, PINK. HOPE THAT THE DAY
FINDS YOU WELL. HO, HO, IT LOOKS LIKE
IT'S GOING TO BE
ANOTHER SCORCHER. ICE CREAM? INSPIRED CHOICE, SIR. NOW FINDING YOUR ROUTE. RIGHT. WE'RE OFF, THEN. APPROACHING YOUR
FINAL DESTINATION. YOU HAVE ARRIVED. PINK LEMONADE SHERBET? OH, WHAT AN
EXCELLENT CHOICE, SIR. THAT CERTAINLY
BRINGS BACK MEMORIES. AH, YES. MY FATHER
WAS A COMPASS, YOU KNOW, AND HE JUST LOVED
PINK LEMONADE. (electricity crackling) (jumbled speech) WHERE AM I,
DEAR BOY? ICE CREAM? OH, DEAR, NO, NO, NO. MY BABY DESERVES
SOMETHING MUCH HEALTHIER. UH, NOW, UH,
LET'S SEE HERE. AH, NOW A
HEALTHY SMOOTHIE WOULD BE JUST THE THING
FOR MY LITTLE POPPET. NOW LET'S BUCKLE UP. YOU CAN NEVER
BE TOO SAFE. OH, JUST LOOK
AT GRANNY'S
LITTLE PRINCE. LET'S GET GOING,
SHALL WE? (tires screeching) (blowing whistle) (tires screeching) HELLO, DEAR. I'D LIKE TO ORDER
AN EXTRA-LARGE RAZZAMAGOGO
OMEGA GAMMA THREE-B
HAPPY TILAPI FIBRO BLASTER, WITH EXTRA BROCCOLI FOAM
TO GO, PLEASE. BOTTOMS UP, DEAR. NOW, ISN'T THAT
SO MUCH BETTER
THAN ICE CREAM? AH, WHAT A LOVELY DAY. AH, THIS DRY HEAT
DOES WONDERS
FOR MY COMPLEXION. DON'T YOU... ICE CREAM?
THAT'S A GREAT IDEA,
BROTHER. (engine revs) WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR? TIME TO PUSH IT
TO THE MAX, BROTHER! PEDAL TO THE METAL! (screams) WHOO-HOO! (siren wails) HERE COMES
OUR SHORTCUT, BROTHER. THIS'LL SAVE US LOADS
OF TRAFFIC TIME. TO THE EXTREME! (siren wails) AAH! YEE-HA! WHO NEEDS A HIGHWAY
WHEN WE CAN GO MY WAY? NOW THIS IS MY KIND
OF TRAFFIC. RIGHT TURN COMING UP. HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! (tires screech) I COULD HAVE SWORN
IT WAS AROUND HERE
SOMEWHERE. WHOA, WHOA,
WHOA, WHOA. WHOA, WHOA,
HEY, HEY. WHOA,
TAKE IT EASY,
BROTHER! HEY, WHOA, WHOA!
UH-OH! (panting) (yawns) (growls, barks) (barking continues) (barking) (whistles) (meows) (triumphant music) MM-HMM. MM-HMM. (bell dings) (growling) (growling continues) (stomach growls) (indistinct chattering) AHEM. GRR! (bell ringing) (cheers and applause) (bell rings) (whimpers) (laughs) AAH! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! (cries) (man speaking indistinctly
over cell phone) (bear growling) (maniacal laughter) (bear growling) AAH! (watch ticking) (engine revving) (laughs) (bell rings) (laughs) (laughing) (stomach growls) HMM. (cheers and applause) (screaming) (stomach growls) (pumpkin gurgling) (crate crunches) (horse galloping) (neighing) (cheers and applause) (bells jingling) AHH! UHH... AAH! AAH!
AAH! (thud) (straining) BRAVO! HA HA HA! TA-DA! (cheers and applause) (rumbling) OH! OHH! AAH! HMM? DUH! MMM! MM! MM-HMM! (pumpkin squeaks) HUH? (gasps) HMM? (growling) (fire crackling) (tweet) HM-HMM! (pounding, sawing) HA HA HA HA! MMM! HMM? HMM?
HMM? HMM? (pumpkin whooshing) (choir sings) (cheers and applause) HMM? RRR! (shouting) MMM! (tweet) (snaps fingers) (whistle blows) NNH! NNNH! HMM? HMM? HMM? AAH! NNH! NNH! NNH! AHH! NNH! AH! (pumpkin boinging) (boing boing) (straining) RRR! UGH! UNH! (boinging) HMM HMM! (pipe clanging) NNH UGH! NNH UGH! NNH UGH! (pipe creaks) (pipe creaks)
(pipe creaks) (muttering) (pipe ratcheting) (straining and muttering) (pat pat) (cheers and applause) (bell clangs) AH HA HA HA HA! (wheelbarrow squeaks) (laughing) (pumpkin squeaks) (rumbling) (sighs) RRRR! (panting) (air hose squeaking) AH! (escaping air squealing) UGH! (explosion booms) (laughing sinisterly) (rabbits snarling) (panting) (buzz saw grinding) (panting) (laughing) HMM? (snarling) MMM! NNNH! (growling) HA HA HA HA HA! (rabbits growling) (buzz saw grinding) (crashing) (birds tweeting) (groaning) (contestants giggling) (mud bubbling) HEH HEH
HEH HEH! (straining, laughs) OH HO HO
HO HO! HMM? HMM. HEH HEH HEH HEH!
NYUK. AHA! HA HA! (neighs) OH! (crash) (air whistling) (oink oink) OOH! (pigs growl) RRR! (boing boing) (riders screaming) RRR! (grunts) MMM! (riders screaming) (shouting) (growling) YAAH! WHAA! HEH HEH HEH
HEH HEH! (grunting) UH! RRR! YAAH! AAH! (jet engine streaking) AAAH! (air whistling) (splat) (splat) HEE HEE HEE
HA HA HA! HUH? NNH! (cheers and applause) RRR! HUH? (rabbits growling) AAH! (screaming) (classic Italian-style
Pink Panther theme) (upbeat music) (tummy grumbling) (jackhammering) (splat) (crash) (wheezes) (tummy grumbling) (Italian accent) HELLO THERE! WELCOME TO
MAKE YOUR OWN
HAPPY CHEF PIZZA. IT'S GONNA MAKE YOU
VERY HAPPY IN THE TUMMY. BEFORE YOU MAKE THE PIZZA, MAKE SURE YOU HAVE
PLENTY OF COUNTER SPACE. GOOD. NOW OPEN YOUR
HAPPY CHEF PIZZA KIT. USE FLOUR AND WATER
TO MAKE THE
PIZZA DOUGH. NEXT, TO MAKE
YOUR DOUGH RISE, OPEN THE YEAST
AND ADD HALF
OF ITS CONTENTS TO THE DOUGH. (rumbling sound) MAKE SURE YOU
DON'T USE
MORE THAN HALF. (vacuum cleaner running) TIME TO TURN
THE DOUGH INTO
PIZZA CRUST. FOR THE PERFECT SHAPE
AND THICKNESS, CAREFULLY LIFT THE DOUGH
WITH BOTH HANDS AND GIVE IT
A GOOD SPIN AS YOU TOSS IT
IN THE AIR. (birds chirping) AH! (camera shutter snapping) (sobbing) SAUCE IS THE
HEART AND SOUL OF YOUR HAPPY CHEF PIZZA. FOR A ZESTY
HOMEMADE SAUCE, CHOP A CLOVE OF GARLIC
AND ADD AN ONION
INTO A SKILLET. (sniffs) (gagging) NOW GET READY
FOR ONE OF
THE HAPPIEST DINING EXPERIENCES
OF YOUR LIFE. (sobbing) WHEN THINGS
START TO SIZZLE,
ADD A TOMATO. THE HAPPY CHEF
HAS PROVIDED YOU
WITH ONE. BUT TO BE SURE IT'S RIPE, HOLD IT UP
TO EYE LEVEL AND SQUEEZE... GENTLY. A FRESH, RIPE
TOMATO IS FIRM AND HAS SOME SPRING TO IT. (onion sobbing) (happy music)
? ? (onion laughs) (laughing) WHEN YOU'RE SURE
YOUR TOMATO IS
RIPE AND FRESH, CRUSH IT INTO
YOUR FRYING PAN TO CAPTURE ITS FLAVOR. PUTTING THE SAUCE
ON A PIZZA IS AN ART FORM
ALL ITS OWN. SOME PIZZA CHEFS
USE A BUTTER KNIFE. OTHERS PREFER
THE BOTTOM OF
A SOUP LADLE. AS WITH ANY ART, EACH ARTIST MUST FIND
WHAT WORKS BEST. THE TRICK IS
TO SPREAD IT
NOT THIN BUT NOT TOO THICK AND EVEN ALL AROUND. TIME TO TOP OFF
YOUR MASTERPIECE WITH THE TOPPINGS-- CHEESE. MUSHROOMS. SAUSAGE. (loud thwacks) (blows) AND WHATEVER ELSE
YOU LIKE. NOW PUT YOUR PIE
IN THE OVEN, SET YOUR TIMER,
AND GET READY
TO ENJOY. (yawns) (buzzer sounds) THE ONLY WAY YOU'RE NOT
A VERY HAPPY CHEF
RIGHT NOW IS IF YOU FORGOT
TO TURN ON THE OVEN. (laughs) BUT THE HAPPY CHEF'S
GOT JUST THE
THING FOR YOU. (rumbling) HOW'S THAT FOR CONVENIENCE? AHH! (skidding) (vacuum cleaner whirring) (sputtering sounds) (whizzing) (whirring) (crash, clattering) (whirring) (steam hissing) CONGRATULATIONS, PIZZA MAKER. THERE'S ONLY ONE THING
LEFT TO DO TO MAKE YOUR
PIZZA EXPERIENCE
COMPLETE. CLEAN UP. (chuckles) SERIOUSLY NOW... CLEAN UP!
