Chloe Bennet - Craig Ferguson 2014 10 03

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don't get cocky<font color="#CCCCCC"> this is step one</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> it's</font> all about<font color="#CCCCCC"> control</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> in your mind your mind</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">yeah in the field</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you need</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> to maintain</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">control</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> whatever the situation</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> hostages</font> bombs<font color="#E5E5E5"> about</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to go off so what you're</font> saying<font color="#E5E5E5"> is what I just did was puny and</font> sad<font color="#E5E5E5"> sixty one beats per minute</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">consistent the whole time</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> not that puny</font> hey Chloe Bennet<font color="#CCCCCC"> hey Craig</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> hey you look</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">great</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you know I wore pants</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> uh me too</font> yeah that's good<font color="#CCCCCC"> I'm glad</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I wore</font> pants cuz you know<font color="#CCCCCC"> you</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> just never know</font> what kind of activities<font color="#E5E5E5"> we could get</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">into so not like</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> that</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Wow</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> people been</font> telling<font color="#CCCCCC"> you about the show</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> being but you</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">know what if I wanted</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to play soccer</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">with you or something</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> or if we</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> needed</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to</font> get<font color="#CCCCCC"> into a</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> games or activities so I wore</font> pants<font color="#E5E5E5"> okay um</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> just in case</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> let's do</font> frisbees<font color="#E5E5E5"> and see how it goes</font> that doesn't<font color="#E5E5E5"> affect the pants</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> all</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> right</font> yeah no<font color="#E5E5E5"> let's do it</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> let's</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> all</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> right now</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">just a quick one</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> all right do you want</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">oh Sh and move to the seat</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">oh</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> don't</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> make</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> it too hard okay</font> Oh so I'm Marvel's agents of she was a do you<font color="#E5E5E5"> know how to fire a gun you know how</font> to clean strip a gun and then and<font color="#E5E5E5"> put it</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">back together in fire it's weird</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> but</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I</font> do now yeah<font color="#E5E5E5"> yeah I do</font> essential part<font color="#E5E5E5"> of</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> being an</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> American</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> yeah</font> yeah you<font color="#CCCCCC"> know</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> what I thought I was gonna</font> like<font color="#E5E5E5"> it and I don't really like</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you</font> don't like<font color="#E5E5E5"> firing</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> gun sighs interesting</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">you're one of the few people I've heard</font> say<font color="#CCCCCC"> that cuz</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> even people who are</font> anti-gun usually when<font color="#E5E5E5"> they get</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> shot a</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">gun range go uh-huh</font> it's kind of<font color="#E5E5E5"> cool but it's really scary</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">when you're holding</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> a gun</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> do you</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> know</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">what scary</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it's when the target comes up</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">like that</font> oh it's like<font color="#CCCCCC"> a ghost</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> yeah no that's nice</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">is scary that's what I was talking about</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">all right that part yeah I know you ever</font> seen a ghost<font color="#CCCCCC"> no no you sure</font> well<font color="#CCCCCC"> besides that</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> yeah</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> do you believe in</font> ghosts<font color="#CCCCCC"> I think I do even</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> though you've</font> never<font color="#E5E5E5"> seen one well I I</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> experience this</font> weird thing where<font color="#E5E5E5"> once I was sitting</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> in</font> my friend's house and two coins<font color="#E5E5E5"> just I</font> swear I<font color="#E5E5E5"> swear to god they just hovered</font> and<font color="#E5E5E5"> hit</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> each other</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> fell to the</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">ground</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> that was</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> a ghost right it</font> certainly was some kind of paranormal <font color="#E5E5E5">experience it really happened who did</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">you call cuz who you gonna call with</font> something<font color="#E5E5E5"> like that happen</font> the ghost<font color="#E5E5E5"> the Ghostbusters baby yeah</font> yeah<font color="#CCCCCC"> that movie I like</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> that movie I</font> haven't I<font color="#CCCCCC"> haven't seen it well it's</font> probably a<font color="#E5E5E5"> long time ago right yeah you</font> were it was<font color="#E5E5E5"> made in 84 but that's before</font> you were born I want to tell you what year I was born Wow I mean you don't have<font color="#E5E5E5"> to tell me I'm</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">not making you tell me</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> but you don't</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you</font> don't<font color="#E5E5E5"> have</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to be in</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> John</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> do</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you want me</font> to tell you if you want<font color="#E5E5E5"> 92 you were born</font> in<font color="#E5E5E5"> 1982</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I got sober in</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> 1992</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> so in a way</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">that's</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> good in a way we kind of you know</font> both kind<font color="#E5E5E5"> of came</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> into consciousness</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">about the same time that's good yeah</font> what went in 1992<font color="#E5E5E5"> April 18th in 1990</font> debut<font color="#E5E5E5"> 18th I goes I went</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> into rehab 18</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">yeah</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I actually I was still in rehab</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">when he</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> ever</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> beaten for</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> not awesome</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> but</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">we're bonding</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">I thought I might scare you</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> because you</font> know I'm like an old<font color="#CCCCCC"> creepy guy on</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> TV</font> with a<font color="#E5E5E5"> skeleton</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> and</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> then stuff</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> no</font> how are you I'm great <font color="#CCCCCC">you're looking</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> real good yeah real good</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">thanks thanks Jeff yeah yeah</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> hey hook it</font> off sorry that was<font color="#E5E5E5"> my friend behind</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> the</font> wall was passing<font color="#CCCCCC"> sorry yeah the</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> whore</font> yes yeah we're just<font color="#CCCCCC"> looking</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> at that it's</font> not<font color="#CCCCCC"> a real horse</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> oh wow</font> do you<font color="#CCCCCC"> write</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> horses I don't yeah clearly</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">because if you you're from Chicago</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">yeah we don't we don't do that I'm from</font> the<font color="#E5E5E5"> south side</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> of Chicago so so</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> no</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> write</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">noises my motorcycle like</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> pit bulls and</font> stuff you've ridden a pit bull<font color="#CCCCCC"> I've</font> ridden<font color="#E5E5E5"> I've ridden a bull</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Mastiffs</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> my</font> dog the one yeah<font color="#E5E5E5"> really</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> yeah yeah is</font> that legal probably not but there's not a<font color="#E5E5E5"> lot</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> of</font> wildlife<font color="#CCCCCC"> like I had a pet squirrel when</font> I was when I was a child<font color="#CCCCCC"> it</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> was his</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">mistress</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">Snape's Jeebs</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you really did it</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I took</font> it<font color="#CCCCCC"> off the street he was a squirrel he</font> was a drunk<font color="#E5E5E5"> squirrel no he was a</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> beet</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> he</font> was a<font color="#E5E5E5"> little baby squirrel</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Oh baby</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">scabies a baby squirrel and</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> found</font> him in<font color="#E5E5E5"> this dream well you know I caught</font> him I caught I saw him on the<font color="#E5E5E5"> street</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> and</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">I threw some I got opened an umbrella</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I</font> opened this is weird it<font color="#E5E5E5"> sounds bad but</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">it was my intention was good</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> okay</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and I</font> opened<font color="#E5E5E5"> the umbrella and then I put</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">little food in it and it kind</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> of crawled</font> into the open umbrella<font color="#CCCCCC"> on the ground</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and</font> I<font color="#CCCCCC"> just like picked up the umbrella and I</font> took<font color="#E5E5E5"> it and I I actually like had it</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> as</font> a pet in my house for two months<font color="#CCCCCC"> in</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> my</font> closet<font color="#CCCCCC"> before my</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> parents found out this</font> is this is the<font color="#E5E5E5"> squirrel no the umbrella</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">ya know the score</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> all right</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I'd meant</font> when your parents found<font color="#E5E5E5"> out</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> they were</font> cool<font color="#E5E5E5"> with it</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> they were kind of just like</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">uh Chloe</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> are you they knew your name</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">named me right yeah and they were</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> there</font> like<font color="#E5E5E5"> Chloe do you have a squirrel have</font> you been hiding a squirrel in your closet<font color="#CCCCCC"> and I just you know</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> broke down</font> and confessed<font color="#E5E5E5"> yeah ah there's no going</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">back</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> now</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> but sneak what happened to</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">Snape Susie's got taken it's not legal</font> to<font color="#CCCCCC"> have squirrels in Illinois apparently</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">lodges are free</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> by us like</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> they I I</font> don't<font color="#E5E5E5"> remember exactly what happened but</font> basically snoops wasn't there one day and they're<font color="#CCCCCC"> like it's</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> not he probably</font> went to go and live in<font color="#E5E5E5"> a farm yeah yeah</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">I</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> think they had to put him in like a</font> state like government<font color="#CCCCCC"> nature</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">conservatory</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> cause</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> see some kind</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> of</font> squirrel<font color="#E5E5E5"> Institute were to teach</font> squirrels and reintroduce them into <font color="#E5E5E5">society</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> that's</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> probably what it you may</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">have been in</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> rehab</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> with me that's what</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">it so you</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> were</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> in Chicago</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> and then you</font> came here<font color="#E5E5E5"> I actually lived in uh China</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">before</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I came here</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> how</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> are you</font> yeah I'm shut the front door<font color="#CCCCCC"> we're why</font> Shanghai and Beijing<font color="#E5E5E5"> nice you speak</font> Chinese I did speak fluent Mandarin I've lost a lot<font color="#CCCCCC"> of it though right it's very</font> difficult<font color="#E5E5E5"> it's really</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> this</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> very musical</font> language<font color="#E5E5E5"> Mandarin isn't it yes I</font> actually<font color="#E5E5E5"> I was a singer in China but</font> really yeah<font color="#E5E5E5"> oh that's why like my high</font> school job but it's done<font color="#CCCCCC"> now</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and now I'm</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">on shield which is great oho yeah yeah</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">but</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> guns and stuff</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> but you don't want to</font> go back to singing in Chinese what's wrong with you<font color="#CCCCCC"> it's okay</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> because</font> Mandarin it's it's it's tonal so when you say<font color="#CCCCCC"> something that the way you</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">pronounce it the way you say it changes</font> the words<font color="#E5E5E5"> I know thinking I know</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> and you</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">you like yeah and you</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> said</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the way you</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">sing it changes the words you're like I</font> love my dog<font color="#CCCCCC"> you know instead</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> of saying I</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">love my mom or</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> something you can change</font> it<font color="#E5E5E5"> or horse would</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> be mom and dog</font> he knows he knows what I'm talking about actually<font color="#E5E5E5"> I think the back end doesn't</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">spike speak Mandarin oh okay I didn't</font> understand that<font color="#E5E5E5"> but it's a total things</font> hungry yeah yeah<font color="#E5E5E5"> right they're both</font> hungry<font color="#E5E5E5"> it's been it's been a long Friday</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">for them yeah</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> so uh well that's nice</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">second</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> in Chinese then you'll know</font> you're in<font color="#E5E5E5"> Marvel's agents of shield and</font> you've got the<font color="#E5E5E5"> the pulse thing I have</font> the pulse<font color="#E5E5E5"> thing</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> yeah</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you fire the</font> guns<font color="#CCCCCC"> I fire guns</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> we pretend</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> were getting</font> chased by<font color="#E5E5E5"> aliens</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">I sometimes pretend that and I'm not in</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">Marvel's aliens of shield</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> that's fine is</font> it aliens of shield agents of shield<font color="#CCCCCC"> it</font> should be aliens have you ever seen an <font color="#E5E5E5">alien</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> maybe that was</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the coin thing</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">don't think I would know I feel like</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> if</font> I feel<font color="#E5E5E5"> like aliens if they exist</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> they're</font> blending well do you think<font color="#CCCCCC"> maybe they</font> would pretend to be<font color="#CCCCCC"> Scottish</font> cuz I don't<font color="#E5E5E5"> think</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> they would I don't</font> know there's<font color="#E5E5E5"> there's a</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> couple Scotsman</font> on our show and<font color="#CCCCCC"> they think very well</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">could be alien</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> really usually</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> the cast</font> occur<font color="#E5E5E5"> as</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> he's from Glasgow I think so</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">that's what I'm from</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> yeah if he was born</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">innately my favorite people</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> in the world</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">really yeah even more than</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the Pope</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> yo</font> yeah<font color="#E5E5E5"> way more</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> than the Pope okay</font> I've never<font color="#E5E5E5"> met the Pope I've never met</font> the Pope either<font color="#E5E5E5"> yeah it's a very bad</font> area for us to<font color="#CCCCCC"> be a fancy an awkward</font> pause<font color="#E5E5E5"> yeah</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">I wish I hadn't done that</font> you we got<font color="#E5E5E5"> trouble intruder</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> alert NCIS LA</font> comes under fire<font color="#CCCCCC"> vs</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> this Monday</font> why are you stonewalling<font color="#CCCCCC"> our</font> investigation
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Channel: gotsome2005
Views: 500,574
Rating: 4.8862071 out of 5
Keywords: Chloe Bennet (TV Actor)
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Length: 10min 19sec (619 seconds)
Published: Fri Oct 03 2014
Reddit Comments

Not legal to keep squirrels in Illinois? Doreen wouldn't be happy about that, seeing as she is a Great Lakes Avenger.

👍︎︎ 14 👤︎︎ u/snarkamedes 📅︎︎ Mar 01 2015 🗫︎ replies

Waitaminit Chloe Bennet is actually only 22?

👍︎︎ 7 👤︎︎ u/viccie211 📅︎︎ Mar 01 2015 🗫︎ replies

Confirmed-Squirrel Girl is an Inhuman.

👍︎︎ 3 👤︎︎ u/zixkill 📅︎︎ Mar 02 2015 🗫︎ replies

I can't believe her parents know her name. Seriously, she is too adorable for words.

👍︎︎ 7 👤︎︎ u/Bookbringer 📅︎︎ Feb 28 2015 🗫︎ replies

The "awkward pause" as the end is priceless! haven't laughed so hard in months! Thanks for posting, O.P.

👍︎︎ 2 👤︎︎ u/catdoctor 📅︎︎ Mar 01 2015 🗫︎ replies
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