Cher on Letterman 1/2

well yeah you know I enjoyed that thank you very much signs ready we almost did know a couple of times you tried to get away and I said nothing no no no it's like hey what are you sure you said I'm not done yet yeah well I'm finished now yeah hey are you finished first yeah you over meet you and now do you want to slip out of something is this uh is this are you gonna take something off here but I mean are you comfortable as this the look is this Li have we seen it all is this there's a little more to it are you saving that for the song no I'm saving it for you you know uh I was thinking about when we found out you were gonna be on the show we were thinking about well what exactly are we gonna talk about what is there to cover and the first thing that came to my mind is I think a lot of people are under the impression that you and I don't like each other oh no but see but that's not true we we get along just fine don't we yeah but now we do I do like you yeah I like you as well but but you know is that sunny I couldn't stand no we do get along good I just I just think that sometimes yeah yeah that you can be you have to be no no no you have to be all you have to be it's an evil tough world and you have to be no no what were you gonna say I was gonna say sometimes you can be a little rude to your guests oh oh I thought you're gonna say good with money no but you are good with money because it says so in my papers what kind of favors let me see that are your papers in order share let me see what kind of papers have you got there this is your horoscope oh really where and where did you get that from your mother yeah mom faxed you my charts yes no your mom just gave us your first time your birth place and your birthday you actually called my mother no you didn't oh yes I did leave that poor woman alone now your waiter was seriously you call up and you said Dorothy yes I hear Billy really called up and said Sharon was gonna go on prahl Elaine and she wants to do a surprise for David and do his horoscope because she knows how much he loves astrology oh god help me I do nobody said something about it was next to witchcraft as I remember but what have you done with your hair I'm just noticing that now I haven't done anything with my hair cher Dave yeah but I kid you baby yeah but it's a different color and but it's it's your hair right oh it's not oh okay have we ever been naked together yeah yeah it's my color yeah all right let's get back to mom now okay would you like to know anything about yourself yes what have you got there papers write my papers huh ambition can be everything to an area music here for this Paul some astrological Isaac yeah career and financial goals are higher a priority and become all-consuming you may seem warm outgoing and kind but few things interest you as much as status and power fortunately you have all the attributes to gain the respect and you crave and to fulfill your ambitious and and you can well alright you don't know that's a astrological yes its astrological jockey wouldn't understand I want to get to some of the good by all means read all eight pages oh this is kind of a good one I may be the people who work with you might might tell me work is important but less out of a sense of duty than out of your boundless ambition once you set your sights on a goal the ends often justify the means and you can be capable of awesome ruthlessness opportunism and an extreme cruelty alright alright let me just say all right okay I've killed a guy now do you want to know about sex no oh no wait a minute would I guess I spoke too quickly all right let's let's put that down and go on to another topic sex yeah but you're married to your job and you had to have a good business head sex drive is is normal but irrational at times you're looking for the perfect person the perfect place and the perfect time and when you decide a relationship is over it's over it I don't even give an explanation you don't even give a forwarding address oh you I get on a bus and I'm gone yeah now do you wanna know why you like me yes okay well I think that's obvious no one thing that he enjoys about you share aside from your marketability is your this is my I'm talking to me your marketability is your unpredictable penchant for revising yourself in your career he also enjoys flirting with you with the safety of a live audience and plenty of witnesses I think pretty cute you know I just didn't realize mom was so chatty no share of course is here Marv Albert you know Marv did you meet Marv if you met him before I've been yeah and Joe flirty very funny have you seen the show maniac mansion they have there on the Family Channel no very entertaining yeah only I want to get right to this here what is it well we have these ads these ran in a an area newspaper in the I'm not sure where this is from this is you this is an ad for you and your big showdown in Atlantic City yeah yeah now what you know that looks that looks pretty I'd go see that show but now what it was their controversy about this did was yeah you're retired you're running her some people are not running it um some people are running it with a big thing across there what kind of thing out there big black mark with it says censored you oh yeah we had one about here yeah yeah this is what they're running but what is the big deal I mean it's a uh how do you respond when that happens I don't care yeah okay is this is this now is this a new tattoo here no that's my oldest one mm-hmm this is the place that's Africa so what's Africa I think is it and there's Portugal and there's the UH and you have another new one no somewhere no not since William yes this last time you nice sights how many do you have now I told me Li ins on it yeah six how many of you actually seen I don't see that one that I know I know so how do you know what you have back there I remember I have a good memory uh people tell me yeah um uh and what was the most recent one the most recent one what tattoo the category is tattoo alex is still in patty's those reason tattoo is a tattoo on my arm yeah now that's that's the bracelet thing they're trained yeah now this makes perfect sense to me if you're gonna have a tattoo make it work for you because now if you want to add other things you can just hook them right up to the thing right that's exactly my thought uh and even I both have Capricorn moons oh I know sure yeah uh okay uh and uh are they painful when you get one of those tattoos oh we can actually talk about this no this will all be edited out Dave

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Length: 8min 40sec (520 seconds)

Published: Mon Apr 16 2012