( BAND PLAYING )
>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY! WELCOME BACK TO THE PROGRAM! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
MY FIRST GUEST IS AN OSCAR AND TONY WINNER YOU KNOW FROM
"CHICAGO," "INTOLERABLE CRUELTY," AND "FEUD." PLEASE WELCOME, CATHERINE
ZETA-JONES! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> WOW! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> WOW! >> Stephen: THANK YOU VERY
MUCH! THANKS FOR BEING HERE! >> THANK YOU! WHAT A LOVELY, LOVELY RECEPTION. THANK YOU! >> Stephen: THEY ARE LOVELY
PEOPLE. THEY'RE SO EXCITED YOU'RE HERE,
AND SO AM I. >> SO AM I. >> Stephen: WE'VE NEVER MET
BEFORE. >> I KNOW. I'M A HUGE FAN OF YOU IN THE
SHOW AND YOU HAD MY HUSBAND ON A FEW WEEKS AGO SO IT'S A FAMILY
AFFAIR, SO I'M HAPPY TO BE HERE. >> Stephen: WE'RE HAPPY TO
HAVE YOU ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
AS I WAS SAYING IN THE INTRODUCTION, YOU'RE A FILM
STAR, A TONY WINNER, A STAR OF STAGE AND SCREEN. YOU STARTED OFF AS A SECOND
UNDERSTUDY IN THE "WEST-END OF LONDON." SEE IF I'VE GOT THE RIGHT PHOTO. IS THAT WHAT WE'RE TALKING
ABOUT? >> THAT'S ME, BABY. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: HERE WE ARE. ( LAUGHTER )
>> WELL, YEAH, I WAS A SECOND UNDERSTUDY AND IT'S LIKE A SHOW
WITHIN A SHOW. I WAS SECOND UNDERSTUDY AND THE
STAR WAS OFF ON HOLIDAY. >> Stephen: IN REAL LIFE. IN REAL LIFE. THE FIRST UNDERSTUDY HURT HER
KNEE, AND, SO, I WAS 17 YEARS OLD AND I WAS LITERALLY THROWN
ON. >> Stephen: AS THE LEAD IN THE
WEST-END OF LONDON. >> I WAS IN THE CHO RUSS. THE PRODUCER WAS IN LONDON
CHECKING ON THE SHOW. I WAS IN THE AUDIENCE, HE CAST
ME. I PLAYED THE ROLE FOR TWO YEARS
WHEN I WAS 17, 18. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
I'M JUST A TAP DANCER. I'M A HOOFER AND PROUD OF IT. >> Stephen: JUST LIKE JIMMY
CAGNEY, YOU'RE JUST A HOOFER. >> A HOOFER, HONEY. >> Stephen: YOU WON AN OSCAR. I'M NOT SURPRISED NOW BECAUSE I
DID NOT KNOW YOU WERE A HOOFER BUT YOU WON YOUR OSCAR FOR
CHICAGO. KEEPERS CAN I POINT SOMETHING
OUT HERE? I WANT TO POINT OUT SOMETHING
HERE. YOU HAVE BOB HAIRCUTS IN BOTH
THESE BUT THEY'RE VERY DIFFERENT BOB HAIRCUTS. >> THEY REALLY ARE. >> Stephen: IT'S A SUBTLE
DIFFERENCE. >> IT'S THE JAZZ THAT DOES IT. I HAVE TAP SHOES ON HERE AND I
HAVE A SERIOUS JAZZ FACE AND JAZZ HAND. >> Stephen: WHAT'S A JAZZ
HAND? DO. THAT AGAIN. >> Stephen: I STUDIED HAND
DANCING FOR A LONG TIME. >> ALL RIGHT. >> Stephen: WHAT IS JAZZ FACE? JAZZ FACE IS -- AND THAT'S
JAZZ... ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: DO YOU HAVE TO SAY "AND THAT'S JAZZ" TO GET THE
FACE DOWN? >> YEAH, AND THAT'S JAZZ... ( LAUGHTER )
OKAY. I'LL SING AND THEN "AND THAT'S
JAZZ" AT THE END. AND ALL THAT JAZZ ♪
>> Stephen: AND THAT'S JAZZ... ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
IS THAT JAZZ? ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! YEAH. >> Stephen: PUT ME IN. PUT ME IN. >> YOU'RE IN THE SEQUEL. >> Stephen: I HAVE ANOTHER
PHOTO HERE. YOU'RE A SEAMSTRESS. >> I'M MAKING CURTAINS. >> Stephen: DO YOU MAKE
PROTOTYPES AND THAT SORT OF THING. >> YEAH. >> Stephen: BECAUSE THIS IS
YOU STARTING TO MAKE THESE. >> I THINK I'M IN MY PAJAMAS
THERE. OH, NO, I'VE GOT CLOTHES ON. THAT'S OKAY. >> Stephen: HERE'S THE FINAL
PRODUCT. >> YEAH. >> Stephen: YOU MADE THOSE
DRAPES RIGHT THERE. >> YEAH. >> Stephen: WHERE DID YOU
LEARN -- THAT'S A BIG THING. WHERE DID YOU LEARN THIS? >> MY MOTHER WAS A SEAMSTRESS. MY GRANDMOTHER WAS -- MY GREAT
GRANDMOTHER, IF IT WAS A ESHOW YEARS AGO CALLED UPSTAIRS
DOWNSTAIRS, WHERE THE RICH PERSON WAS UPSTAIRS AND MY
GRANDMOTHER WAS DOWNSTAIRS IN THE RICH PEOPLE'S HOMES, AND SHE
USED TO MAKE ALL THE LADIES' UNDERWEAR AND GARMENTS AND SEW
LACE AND SHE TAUGHT ME. THIS ACTING THING JUST CAME OUT. I SHOULD BE MAKING PILLOWS. IT'S A GREAT CREATIVE OUTLASTLET
FOR ME. I LOVE DOING IT. NOW I GET TO DO IT AS A
BUSINESS. IT'S FUN. >> Stephen: YOU AND YOUR
HUSBAND LIVED ON BERMUDA HOW MANY YEARS NOW? >> WE LIVED THERE SINCE MY SON
WAS ONE. WE BROUGHT THE KIDS UP THERE. YOU HAVE KIDS PROBABLY AROUND
THE SAME AGE AS MINE. >> Stephen: PROBABLY OLDER
THAN YOURS. >> OKAY. >> Stephen: THE MY KIDS ARE
45. ( LAUGHTER )
>> THEY'RE NOT, ARE THEY? >> Stephen: MID 40s. YOU'RE LOOKING REALLY GOOD. >> Stephen: YOU, TOO. MOISTURIZE. MOISTURIZE. I'LL SEND YOU MY DOCTOR'S
NUMBER. EXACTLY. >> PLEASE. >> Stephen: I'VE ACTUALLY
DRIVEN BY YOUR HOUSE. >> ANYWAY, IT'S A CRAZY WORLD
AND THESE KIDS DON'T ASK TO BE THROWN INTO HI -- INTO THIS
SCRUTINY. >> Stephen: DID THEY KNOW
YOU'RE FAMOUS? >> IT WAS SO FUNNY, WHEN MY KIDS
WERE AT SCHOOL, THEY WERE DOING OCCUPATIONS AT THE SCHOOL, YOU
KNOW. >> Stephen: WHAT DO MOM AND
DAD DO. >> WHAT DO MOM AND DAD DO. AT THAT TIME, I WAS DOING, LIKE
YOU MENTIONED, "INTOLERABLE CRUELTY" AND ALL THAT STUFF, AND
MICHAEL WAS LAYING LOW AND ENJOYING FATHERHOOD FOR THE
SECOND TIME AROUND AND THAT STUFF. SO IN "THE OCCUPATIONS" THE KIDS
SAID MY MOM MAKES MOVIES, MY DAD MAKES PANCAKES. ( LAUGHTER )
>> Stephen: THAT'S NOT BAD. AND THEN MIKE IS LIKE, DAMN
IT! TWO OSCARS AND A 50-YEAR CAREER
AND MY KIDS JUST THINK I MADE PANCAKES! SO CHILDREN ARE SO HUMBLING, BUT
HE DID HAVE TO TAKE THEM TO HIS OFFICE ON THE LOT AND SHOW THE
POSTERS AND THE AWARDS. BUT HE GOT OVER IT? YOU HAVE A NEW SERIES ON
Facebook "WATCH" WHICH I THINK WE'RE ON, ON THIS SHOW. IT'S CALLED "QUEEN AMERICA." YOU MAY A BEAUTY PAGEANT COACH. WE HAVE A CLIP. CAN YOU TELL US WHAT'S GOING ON? >> I PLAY A BEAUTY PAGEANT COACH
IF TULSA, RUTHLESS, DETERMINED, DEMANDING. >> Stephen: GOT TO BE. YOU'VE GOT TO BE. BUT IT'S A WORLD WHICH
FASCINATES ME BECAUSE, ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE SHOW, YOU THINK
IT'S VERY FLUFFY AND FRIVOLOUS, BUT IT'S A REAL, REAL FRACTURED
CHARACTER I PLAY, AND THEN -- I THINK THE CLIP OF THE SHOW IS ME
WITH MY NEW FUTURE PAGEANT QUEEN, AND I'M JUST TRAINING HER
WITH A BIG ARGUMENT WITH MY SISTER, WHO I WAS FROM THE OTHER
SIDE OF THE TRACKS AND I SCRUBBED UP REALLY WELL. >> Stephen: JIM? ORDER SOME TAKEOUT. GOOD. I'M STARVING. >> YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED RESTAURANT
FOOD. WE'RE NOT EVEN HUNGRY, WE
ALREADY HAD SENORITA TACOS. IT WAS GRADE D MEAT, AND WE
LOVED IT! ( BANG )
( SIGH ) >> MY FAMILY FIGHTS A LOT, TOO. SAMANTHA, ONE THING YOU WILL
FIGURE OUT DURING OUR TRAINING IS THAT, ALTHOUGH LEARNING HOW
TO SPEAK WELL IS IMPORTANT, LEARNING WHEN NOT TO SPEAK AT
ALL IS EVEN MORE SO. ( APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: SOUND WISDOM. KIND OF TRUE, RIGHT. >> Stephen: YEAH. SO LOVELY TO SEE YOU. >> SO LOVELY TO BE HERE. >> STEPHEN: "QUEEN AMERICA" AIRS
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