CAROL parody - Kate McKinnon & Kumail Nanjiani | 2016 Film Independent Spirit Awards

[Music] so sorry to keep you waiting so glad you found my lost gloves at the department store where you work and so I wanted to thank you at the traditional two-woman light lunch with no other agenda whatsoever I'm Carol my name is Cal I'll be serving you guys today do you want to order now or should we wait for your husbands good one um I'll have the cream spinach over poached EGS and a dry martini with an olive please slow down lady I have to read you a lengthy list of 1950 specials must you today we have a seab bream being served extra Brey we have a cured puree of mashed CDs that is so squeaky and moist we have a mayonnaise and crusted Lobster white as God's face that comes with tenderloin peas and jumbo squab and lastly a big dead catfish fish that's my personal favorite I'll stick with the cream spinach and PCH T please very good choice that is our most disgusting meal I'll have the same great two Elanor Roosevelt comos coming right up something for your mouth Land This Plane Carol land it thank you so much for finding my gloves again I was so lost without those gloves this was me without my gloves so what kind of name is belette it's check check what a coinky think cuz I was trying to check you out at the checkout counter check please oh I'm just putting your food down right now you already want to check it is an expression Cale it was part of the seduction I mean glove lunch and what's your first name TZ TZ is what a funny little name flung out of space I think I just came down with TZ syndrome me you're beautiful you know I have a funny little name too Cal people think it's Indian but actually I'm Pakistani but it's a really new country cuz we're still in the 1950s K I am mid seduction would you get out of here cuz I'm rounding third and I'm heading home and yes I am talking about softball do you like to play softball T I do I'm confused who are you seducing think about it I don't oh you're trying to seduce me I'm working at Double and I work till 10:30 and I'm kind of seeing this girl we haven't had the talk yet but things are sort of heading in a specific Direction so I'm a freaking lesbian okay and she's about to be too if you would just get the hell out of here whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa what what it's the 1950s you know you're blowing my mind this is not that kind of place kale it is that kind of place you work at a lesbian restaurant there places called leses for crying out that look at your name d Oh I thought it's said Leslie's look around there are a lot of clandestine glove lunches Happening Here two gloves oh yeah how did I miss that hey look the Indian kid finally figured it out whose eggs do I got to post to get a refill on my creamed spinach I can't wait for the 50s to be over you can't hey blondie why don't you come join us yeah you got two sure things sitting right here three if you count my hat come on Carol give a dog a bone they make a good point why cuz you're maybe like not there yet well I barely even know what to order for lunch I'm going to pop over there and get what's Mama's thank you so much for lunch and for the gloves [Music] byebye

Channel: Film Independent

Views: 1,816,195

Keywords: Kumail Nanjiani, Kate McKinnon, Jane Lynch, Wanda Sykes, Rooney Mara, Todd Haynes, Cate Blanchett, Kyle Chandler, Carol (film), parody, funny, humor, comedy, Film Independent, FIlm Independent Spirit Awards, Spirit Awards, awards show, spoof, lesbian, sexy, seduction, film, cinema, independent film, indie movies, period movies, Saturday Night Live, SNL, IFC, Comedy Central, The Meltdown, Silicon Valley (tv show), The Meltdown with Jonah & Kumail, waiter, Josh Welsh, Oscars

Id: _QljnNIBtaI

Length: 4min 18sec (258 seconds)

Published: Sat Feb 27 2016