It's me, Beyoncé. Boom! [laughing] Coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee! Do you need one of those
doorbells that's also a camera? Ding-dong. A pillow that remembers your face? Or a living legend? [music playing] Come on down to Bed, Bath and Beyoncé. I woke up to these savings,
and so can you. What's the name for the order? It's Tashleigh. All right, is that T-@-$-#-L-E-!-G-H? I'm shook! Nobody ever gets that right. You know what? I like you. B-T-dubbs, can I get the Wi-Fi? Do you know what Wi-Fi stands
for? I didn't so I looked it up. It doesn't actually stand for anything,
it's just a weird trademark term which is both weird and boring. But why do you even need Wi-Fi
just talk to the people around you. Hi, I'm Alicia, nice to meet you. Hi, I'm Alicia. Love
that top, prefer it in blue. Hi, I'm Alicia. Ooh, you're
writing a movie script! Uh-huh. Yeah, love it. Ooh,
hilarious! nice plot twist, ah-ha! Nice but I think it needs a new ending. [typing] There! Cardi, Cardi. Cardi Beef! Cardi Beef, what are your
thoughts on the DJ Salad dis track? I mean, he mostly just repeated
his name a bunch. But he also called me a jerky,
which is not accurate, OK? I am the most expensive thing on the menu. [laughing] Ooh! Holy cow! Oh, I am in shock!
This is a rare moment. You know what I said? Honestly, I could
thank my producer, Butcher T. A prim… Yo! Ms. Beef, Ms. Beef! I’m really happy
for you and I’mma let you finish. But, my dad had one of the best
food albums of all time! Son, you shouldn’t interrupt! But my album was fresher! - Yeah it was!
- DJ Salad. - Aside Salad! Yeah we are!
- We the best! DJ Salad! Planning a quick vacation?
Attach Christmas lights to an old shower curtain and
wrap it around a hope for a makeshift - teleportation device.
- Boom! Life-- wait, what? I'm heading to Italy for a slice of pizza. Catch you later. Wait a minute. I want pizza. I love pizza. Wait, How do I tell this thing
where I want to go... [screaming] Well, this isn't good. Billy, I got us some pizza. This has been Life Hacks
with Billy and Millie. Billy? Billy? One, two... - Hey guys, what's up?
- Three! ♪ Oooh, ahhh! ♪ Oh no, we shattered Chinguun. What are we gonna do? This is
the worst thing that could've ever happ-- Get a hold of yourself, man! Yeah, you're right.
People shatter all the time. They'll never be able to pin this on us.
We'll change our names, leave the country and start all over.
Do you speak any Portuguese? Of course I do,
but I think I have a better idea. If high notes make things shatter, then maybe a low note
can make thing unshatter. Um, unshattering isn't a thing,
but let's try it. ♪ Low ♪ ♪ Low ♪ ♪ Low ♪ - Oh! You're back!
- So glad to see you! Oh, did I miss something? - Uh yes, you were--
- Totally fine and normal. And there's no need to say
anything else about that. Thanks, Park Ranger Peggy. I never realized how dangerous
camping can be. Well, it's my pleasure. It's always important to remember
that the way you expect to get hurt might not be the way
you're going to get hurt. For example, a couple of strong eagles
could steal a kayak from the nearby lake and drop it on your campsite. Can that really happen? Oh! Oh, oh! First... aid... We already discussed
first aid, Ranger Rob. Please try to keep up. I'm Literally Liza. Here to make sure that when
you say the word 'literally' you literally mean it. Got it. Wee! Anyway... - Llama video?
- So funny. So funny, I literally peed my pants. Citizens of the cafeteria! Look away from Darla. She's made a whoopsie in her pants
and there's urine all over the floor! I repeat. Darla has peed
and she is wildly embarrassed-- Liza! I did not pee my pants! Look at the floor.
There's nothing there. Me and my mop will leave. One order of French fries.
Be back in a flash! Voila. Here are your French fries. From France. You went all the way to France? Oui. You're welcome. Hey, these are freezing. Well, it's winter in France, but fear not. I have supreme laser eyes. Supremo! Hey! You lasered my friend! And my fries are ruined!
