Candid Camera (UK) series 6 (5) LWT Production 1974

thank you welcome to the show I've got some marvelous guests tonight when I mention names like Frank Sinatra Tom Jones The Slade David Essex that'll give you some idea of the stars that refuse to appear on this show [Music] foreign once again welcome to the show that gives you an opportunity to see yourselves as other people see you now to start the show we're going to show you a leg which may sound a little silly as to show a leg also means to start but we are literally going to show you a leg it's the type of leg you often see displaying nylon stockings on the counters of lingerie shops and now to meet a few of the customers whose legs we pulled promise this is a foreign they're horrible yes thank you [Music] you know sometimes you're placed in a situation where you cannot help but overhear other people's conversations it can happen in a burst in a bus queue even whilst you're waiting to be served in a shop well we placed a lady in a situation the other day where she was waiting in a shoe shop to be served for the pair of shoes and it went truly call us and Bill Clinton and this is what the lady overheard yeah how long you been there well that's just come fast and I see you you know [Music] the wife tumbled about it I should tell them because I suppose you're going to Birmingham you know I went for to lay some liner at Birmingham [Music] she thought that I was at Burnham Lane liner when I was with you yeah well I told Frank that I was gone out with the girls you know your Underpants and the boyfriend yeah from Virginia my wife's you see what's going on I weighed up all night for you I didn't but I couldn't help but nothing I mean we've had several nights together I mean I mean I brought you dinner I got me the plane I'm sitting there like a lemon waiting for you but I've cooked another issue because I just yeah I could kind of see Fred at the West End I couldn't make it yeah I mean I was warned about it she said you forget them it's not I mean honestly if I had no no we're just not bothered here was it was your husband away that's me on my own I'm sorry it's not good enough I know but I mean I didn't know that we couldn't have him like this did time you know all the scandals it misses and all that long you know you want to be like I will fit next time your life for tonight it certainly is not looking good yeah yeah I mean I can't keep getting rid of them I'm married I'm not kind of black and Boston I can't know nothing twigging is there are you twigging he wants to know what's going on tonight but he's not working late tonight are you working tonight wait for life well I should have been about 60. six o'clock I'll command person I don't know about that [Music] here's Arthur on his round on The Damp and miserable day and he's decided to add a little color to his job to brighten up the lives of some of the customers on this round now for those of you with color television sets you'll immediately see what I mean but for those of you with Black and White sets I must tell you that Arthur's milk is multi-colored now if your Milkman gave you a choice of green brown heliotrop pink or any other color than white milk would you be prejudiced so every day then one day a week I have three extra four well you leave a note out for that oh I got it yeah um I haven't got all the same color but I've got um no the milk is colored well that's how it's going to be from now on there won't be any more white no it's lovely it goes well with um Corn Flakes and this one how would you use it for mostly your milk coffee tea and coffee um we've got pansy do you like pansy I don't know I've never had these nuts but it tastes like they are the Army ordinary but it's from different colored cows and they come you know like that's the way it comes and they're not going to make it white anymore they're just going to give you the ordinary kind you know just as it comes out natural comes from Nicole like that is it well that's from a yellow cow that's from a pansy cow tomorrow it's all black everyone's got a share of Black Milk to the racial discrimination board you see and people are complaining that all the milk is white and why is it white and they know that it comes out like the green cows it comes out green you know there's plenty of green cows about oh yeah in Ireland not in your life in Dublin just outside Dublin there's a field there's a field of green cows I haven't got any black ones today but we've got um that kind there are a heliotrope it's a nice color fun yeah it's colored milk [Music] um oh we're gonna we're stopping the white milk well a lot of people are complaining about um everything is white and um you know that we've got black cows and brown cows so um yeah there's a nice blue one how about that um well this comes from it sorry what x what is their extra there well it comes out of the cowl like that but they made it white you know this is a prima brown cow what type of chocolate that's from a chocolate color cow you do you've got we've got a Polly Perkins cow without horns that gives this milk they normally put stuff in it to make it white but um people are complaining about the color the the Discrimination well a lot of people I want to wait we've been doing away with the white for a few weeks because we've had a few complaints about all the milk being white you see we've got some Black Milk coming tomorrow from the black cows but if you only want one pint if you can choose what color you want yeah but today you only want one dude yeah they're off the white the white ones are off this is fresh we've got a cyclam in there that's a nice color um well you can't have a white milk the nearest thing we've got to what is um you only want one single one single point today and if you can't give me an ordinary cream colored white colored milk off your trolley then I won't have anything cancer my milk has one today but you've got to have milk haven't you everyone drinks milk I won't I won't have that cut those little colors they won't be any more white you say for two weeks right I get my husband we won't get white it's gonna be all different colors you see tomorrow is all black I just don't believe it somebody goes into restaurant doesn't know about this and it's produced a a green colored milk this one that's just an example a green colored milk the energy milk today or not if you like yeah yeah well I like one pint do you want two pints of black tomorrow if you can't get any white milk then I don't I mean then I don't want milk at all this is a special Candid Camera milk you're joking no I'm not we've got some white milk you can have but this is candy chamomile milk pardon [Music] yes I'm almost sure that's what she called us well we're going to take a break in a moment or two but before we do here's a piece of film that shows you it's not everyone who gets caught on Candid Camera what color would you like um it won't be any more white it could be um we've got the green if you I mean do you have one if this is Candy's camera I'll go next door see if the lady's in foreign [Music] welcome back to part two of candid camera once again I'd like you to meet team member Bill Linton hi Bill hi Bill would you like to tell the viewers in your own words what happened to you in that drive cleaners in Northolt the other day when you were pulling that stump well I'm in the dry cleaners you see and serving behind the counter when he walks this do you mind please they don't need help me while I was speaking to the television viewers please if you don't mind button up a bit you know keep quiet so I'm serving behind the counter when he walks this man look if you don't mind please I've just told you about this or keep it shut people you know oh one of those things eh beard funny I want to start this like hey you want to be one of those just oh oh oh just a mother please I didn't mean well of course that's exactly what Bill did he waited until a customer came into the shop and then he started to talk to an invisible or an imaginary person and here are a few of the customers reaction and when I went at home I find out that there was no trouser in one suit just remember you'll have to take your turn still good the gentleman was here before you so just take your time sorry about that sir good yeah after a couple of days I came to actually yeah and I just I can't help if you're going to catch a bus I can't help that at all you have to take your turn this gentleman is before you people coming in dashing they want to serve it for other people take a turn yes so they told me to keep my jacket here so they can find this did you take your jacket off the lane now because I can do the same thing as well you know well that's it you just take your time I was pulled up the hard way as well as you you know [Music] you take my ticket back just gonna take your jacket back in it yeah show it back but these people keep coming in I just want to serve before other people everybody else is in a hurry you understand that synergy um there's one jacket I'm sure about this you'll keep losing my place and if they don't get out now then I should start doing that yes I will do people like you keep coming in there yeah Angela no if you want the two finger finger at the other nose [Music] yes and um yeah what color was it goes there and it's a made of Hong Kong it's made in Hong Kong not here made in Hong Kong not here yeah yeah it was six one six six get out what name is it Miss who right Mrs just about Mrs we don't mind oh take your time please don't mind you wait Mrs French yes Mrs French f-r-n-s-i-e I don't care if you are a regular customer if you don't mind you'll have to wait this lady was before you can you have them clean or certainly why not just a man please you'll have to wait your turn uh what name Taylor Taylor Mr or Mrs Mr Mr Mr pan it's for you Mr I'm sorry you're active take your time sir this gentleman was before you I can't help it if you adjusting for the dinner hour you have to wait look I can't serve two people I've only got one pair of hands if you don't mind please don't like it get out come on get out that's right now uh Mr Taylor what address 167 67 right look this is 78 tram coming to come past you in a minute catch that for the term service is running longer today are they running there you have to get a bus in come on wow they are crazy about that you know present Yeah question uh-huh get off but come out there and don't do that to me neither [Music] not many people know this but arthrakins and Bill Linton have got their own mobile fish and chip shop sort of Meals on Wheels or as they refer to it trips for fish and chips what if we could put this on the wall [Music] um or outside on the fence what's it for it's um the fish and chips we're flying outside for the next two or three weeks at night from seven to eleven well I didn't want it on the house um it's um Peace pudding and and um savaloids and fish and chips you know things like that that we're selling we're trying just out in the in Along by the park or just here outside the house um put it on the bit of water will it be right there um how'd you put it on we'll we'll stick it on with drawing if we can use the um electricity to heat the fat up well look I don't quite understand all come and well we'll give you fish and chips and or or severals whatever you want that cost price I don't think so honestly I'm sorry my husband is not here and I really don't think my next door where she might um we've told everyone we put leaflets all around you know that we're going to be here so we just want to advertise outside because this is the place and can we use your electricity [Music] [Music] must be well we're going to be here Monday Wednesday Friday and Saturday which surely deals as well [Music] [Music] yes okay six fish and two chips yes Arthur will be around your way next Tuesday yeah bye bye have you ever noticed the difference between the way a man uses a telephone and the way a woman uses a telephone well actually there is no difference except of course that a woman reaches for a chair at the same time and with that premise in mind and in order to give you gentlemen a little longer time on the telephone handy camera came up with this idea thank you [Music] foreign [Music] foreign [Music] I'm on the opposite side of the road there you'll see there's some building work going on well the other day we told one of the building workers that he was wanted on the telephone in a call box just around the corner here and here you see him going to take that telephone call hello yeah Enzo Borough Engineers Department here yeah um you're working on that house in Walpole road yeah what the hell is going on here then all right um just give us a minute mate what's the matter what's the matter well it's fun who's got up in here all right what's going on me well my name is Murphy yes and I wanted to inquire about some fear for excuse me hello hello what's the matter hang on I'm going up on a forklift you're going what up on a forklift where are you then right where are you I'm outside the King's Arms on a forklift halfway up what are you doing up there then God knows well what's the matter what's the matter hello yes who's that whoa are you on hello who's that this is Tony what are you doing up there Tony why'd you call me that that would you do that telephone going up now for pardon what is that telephone going on for it's on the what do you mean going up the telephone I don't know what is the matter with it I want to I want to go yeah well what's the matter with the telephone we're supposed well I'm just got a variation for you there on the um that um hello what's the matter what's the matter yeah right what's the matter here what's what's the trouble what's the trouble I'm not good box of coffee now how can you be locked in a phone box and can't get out no no what's happening here what's this sound going no it's not a game turn turn around have a look out through the door open the door yeah over this way yeah give us a big smile for Candid Camera are you oh it's you dead oh you give us a look out through the door the door which door should I open the door as far as long oh my Christ what what shall I do now [Music] well that completes this week's list of candid camera send-ups and so it's good night from me and see you next week maybe before if you're on Candid Camera foreign [Music] that's high enough hey knock it off that's higher now come on let me down come on let me down [Music] foreign [Music]

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Published: Sat Jan 28 2023