CAN WE FINALLY BEAT MORGAN FREEMAN?! | South Park: The Fractured But Whole (Episode 23)

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actually you know what before we do this or was it that I think we need this I think we need that and I'll read in the comments you guys told me where the [ __ ] it is and how to get it I almost forgot I almost forgot before we went in here and try [ __ ] out Morgan Freeman that's pretty much the last thing I got to do I'm in the Yaak of the % the game and get all the little collectible as a [ __ ] and I'll really go [ __ ] about any of that alright they said Cartman's mom will bake me brownies I'm just gotta ask it's got to go talk to it and be like hey yo [ __ ] hey yo [ __ ] I'm on some brownies oh hello new kid I lost it well I hope you're having fun playing with the kids on the block my guy Eric loves making new friends and so do I listen I have new business cards and I need a little helper to hand them out around town okay I'm a personal tutor who does house calls try starting at skeeters bar help me get some clients and I will cook you something super yummy this [ __ ] a prostitute gonna tell me this [ __ ] was a prostitute all right we got a skeeters bar try to get this this chick some John's and skeeted yeah we can get her some John's we can get us some brownies this is the quest for Morgan Freeman it's all we doing right we try trying to get more powerful [Music] so homie you looking for adult tutoring looking for a good time Wow thanks kid know some of this huh to be ashamed of yourself shut up what's this I could use a little refresher course yeah I bet you could how about you hmm I'm thinking geometry oh yeah yeah I'm thinking Hartman's working again well well oh thanks kid hey I got you man we got to take a selfie yeah we did [ __ ] off [ __ ] off they got you three customers three customers already that's enough for brownies right let's ready to get some brownies you know cousin how much he charges she better up her damn prices okay write this thank you catch you later catch me later alright okay so girl oh I'm so excited to start working again thanks for your help we'll see how things go later today I might call on you for help again little superhero yes got their [ __ ] brownies crafting what you know about the chocolate mint buddy Oh what is it that you can tell me how to use it summon summon the [ __ ] alright oh we got consumables maximum revive okay well I think it's time to go we got the brownies we got a new time for it which I don't even know what the [ __ ] it is some kind of summon which is gonna be dope free miss tacos thanks man all right we got to go I'm gonna try to buy some more recipes if I don't have them right in his store I'm a bomb right in his face and then I'm gonna turn around I use them to whoop his ass his damn money all right listen I don't wanna fire up [ __ ] ID I agree okay okay how about think about enough it's craft all right we got two of them maximum revive maximum antidote anybody need a bunch I got ten in inventory got ten of these in inventory Tucker supreme okay six of them hated em we got this guys we're going to [ __ ] in right now all right we're gonna check our powers too because everybody said you got to make sure that you can do damage from far away right like you keep if you group up in this fight you die so and I should probably change actually know what I'm gonna do right quick let me change my DNA cuz right now I'm losing 25% of my health which huh I don't think I love it you know can I do health up and brains up is that a thing no there's a lot of spunk at this spunk 25 percent across the board that's pretty good right there it doesn't lower my health but I mean doesn't make me have more that does that's all it does though all it does is of my health damn it does my health a lot that's my health a lot but it drops my brains like crazy but that's fine what else we got okay okay bet officer to 820 maybe we'll try this gorillas toughness 30 and 20 cuz you know I got every class unlocked right so powers we move up we going from brains to brawn alright see now look boom boom its major damage you know what I think I'm gonna do though to be honest no thanks here's a grant protection which is the one this one so that's pretty awesome right you bring everybody that's dead back to life we'll see we'll see how it goes we might do that but for now we're gonna look for one that's 678 this one I mean that's just the the best damage-dealing [ __ ] I could do alright brutalist this is both brawn 280 okay oh [ __ ] that's pretty cool though you get you get two times in a row and then you can't go again it's kind of cool all right is there one where it's like brawl but I get protection while I do it this charge lets you buy something take some enemies for damage knock back and shop hmm all of these are kind of cool and this is a prized ass-kicking it was a brutal cycle of verse knock back defense down and slow okay Farah force punch close-range strike the hero learn from arena geisha omeka deals damage and extreme not back 307 issue his hardest [ __ ] alright we're gonna do I really don't know it's just crazy okay I need something that can hit from far away so we can stay spread out so I think I need to take this one because it puts bleed on them - all right okay we go back to artifacts alright we look through some of the [ __ ] we had oh yes the [ __ ] does twice the amount of healing ultimate recovery we already got that equipped oh yeah we do okay we're gonna go full ultimate recovery thing on this I think or I don't [ __ ] know yeah cuz knock-back damage is useless [ __ ] cuz I can't knock his ass back I don't think I don't think he moves when I punch him honest Ally health I like that okay stash back damage whatever I think I think this is pretty good my health is up already okay now he'll be taken into battle with us we need somebody that can hit anybody on the goddamn screen oh we know who that is call girl yeah and she's got a [ __ ] ton of health to see all right toolshed you're a healer and you can heal a bunch of us we're gonna try ok-hee him just because he can't die all right just cuz you can't die I feel like this is the team welcome to Freeman's talk shut up I'm saving the goddamn game our special today is that goes well that's a that's a good special you know my special today is huh whooping your [ __ ] ass let's go Morgan Freeman does this the team consistent want to do it you think your fives are pretty bad I do I do we think you get to go huh you show your mm-hmm some in the past but he's got all my moves 248 this puts bleeding on him all right we're gonna do some bleeding I'm not used to being covered in my well get used to a [ __ ] okay that's 181 what does this want dude 91 this is garbage his attacks are terrible but this is why I'm using him right cuz that's [ __ ] dope yeah except for none of them seem to get you out of the goddamn way you get [ __ ] drills alright I can't get far away far enough away anyway [ __ ] it Thanks I'm trying all right that's fine defense down what I'm talking about okay if you got through him oh god damn we whooped your ass oh you can't knock him back whatever happens next just remember who picked this fight okay it's only him two of us that's called a kiss from the lips that never smile okay okay [Music] he's already bleeding oh yeah look that [ __ ] a funny way of treating your mentors I'm have a funny way of whooping that ass in a second all right y'all listen I'll take this healing yeah you're some of this huh well somebody is oh that was an ass whoopin is what that was okay that hurt I heard a lot good I hear you got to use what is this enriched antidote maximum and oh yeah use it on yourself girl cuz you're poison the generation attack oh [ __ ] yeah okay what can you do you hit him with this straight of a ass-whooping - I'm down with that [ __ ] well he really is a beast you know it's misreading Morgan Freeman when he's angry well that just happened that's all right though Ultimates ready he can come right back you can come right back Oh how's that blood taste that blood and you got damn mouth your mouth is you know what this is it's your last turn use a maximum antidote on me on yourself there you go I'll take it tastes delicious with your final move you'll be back [ __ ] don't worry she'll be back - turns - turns you'll be back do y'all really need health I don't think you need health no you're on the health watch this [ __ ] shove them up your ass okay listen listen Morgan Freeman I can't really use this though cuz I need candy to come back to life ya can't really use that yet damn right oh I'll give you a gas [ __ ] the [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] is this okay listen all right you can rage him is that good though not when you could just do this to him yeah cuz I'm the cutest I think you gotta kill it a little menu first all right anyhow yeah you need a little health actually never use this time to come back to live oh [ __ ] no don't go to heaven don't go to hit god damn go to heaven no huh he's like God Devin no breasts breasticles oh well did y'all just die you came back to life just to die yeah well if you don't hear yourself you're gonna die you know there you go you two threw up and died oh thanks thanks can I do can I punch the [ __ ] out of Morgan Freeman what that makes them both bleed at the 600 damage we're doing this actually you know what no I'm not gonna stop his time that's why I didn't even hurt Jesus are you okay Wendy yeah she's good just walk this [ __ ] ass Wendy Oh age-old contest guess what Tom for the defense you don't it's not it's not that's what Morgan Freeman actually hang on that doesn't kill me I'm saving it I'm saving this for when it's very [ __ ] important time to [ __ ] heal your boys is what it's time to do now it's time to make these [ __ ] [Music] ultimate ready huh are you gonna do I'll just bleed I'll [ __ ] you ready to die [ __ ] explosion sit your [ __ ] ass down you know what come over here Hey oh wait a minute yeah what the [ __ ] I'm talking about [Music] okay I'm a Hill everybody Kimmy's amazing god mysterion is good or not or not and we're Morgan Freeman Freeman try some [ __ ] right here guess what you think you'll hit all these people I think I'm gonna summon a version of myself and I'm a whoop dead ass hmm hey like that I like that Morgan free man are you bleeding are you still bleeding so in that case I'm gonna run right here and just [ __ ] pummel your [ __ ] in what's all this Donna somehow Willis that's 226 that's 238 [ __ ] yeah cuz everybody's for Health right yep alright [ __ ] Oh cuz it knocked me back that's why I did more damage thank you thank you glad to be making Morgan Freeman's [ __ ] bleed I go here I can get him right yep [ __ ] alright call girl come over here cuz we don't want to be stacked up too much [Music] what are his moves it hits a one two three four five six seven eight nine a non-blocking yeah alright so you don't want to be over there you want to be over here yeah and you want to just keep him phone destroy keep his defense down keep his ass bleeding now the truth is we are [ __ ] him up by the way - 72 - 72 hmm force it don't mind if I do know what you got for me now you can summon another Wiegel summon your teenage teenage self teenage version listen to my heavenly voice and gaze upon my friend course congratulations you've just been treatment oh you [ __ ] [ __ ] oh how dad dead bleed fail for you know how you get tutors you [ __ ] [Music] okay I could use his ultimate by hit I'll do this at least get her back alright this is what I need yeah I'm sorry you're bleeding girl I apologize okay that's not really that good um that's not really that good that hurts pretty good 788 I think it's pretty [ __ ] hard I feel like I need to heal I need to heal myself right think so I think I need to hear myself [Music] and you [Music] hmm [ __ ] you got to heal yourself - this is lame I got this all right all right just shut up just shut up we got this oh I might axe up - all right drop this [ __ ] [ __ ] you're gonna bleed a little bit but that's alright cause he might charm you again my heavenly voices he did on my records congratulations you've just been Freeman oh she loves him so much oh oh she [ __ ] loves she loves Morgan Freeman alright listen y'all I don't want to do this because he gets a turn right after him if he gets a turn if I go here and he gets a turn he'll kill that [ __ ] so I'm going right here yep right here [ __ ] Kenny man he's like I keep getting to see these titties and I keep getting ripped back down to earth huh my life well these guys are [ __ ] dead smack see Kenny would have died too though this is your last turn what can you do with your last turn you can take her out of being you have to go you have to take her out from being stun oh nice try yeah cuz she goes next and she would probably kill kill us okay call girl go up here here's what you're gonna do you're gonna use a max revive serum you're gonna get me to [ __ ] up cuz I'm beautiful all right I'm beautiful and I deserve to live and I hate is what's gonna happen all right you're gonna oh [ __ ] it's my turn yes I'm gonna use a Mac survives serum on this [ __ ] just like this wake your ass up now please don't turn around here and kill us yes all good okay Morgan Freeman look I can't he'll can't heal me which is pretty pretty damn stupid to be honest I can't knock the [ __ ] out of you are you going to listen to my heavenly voice and gaze upon my breakfast congratulations okay Freeman okay you're in love with him that's okay Oh how'd that feel oh you skip this goddamn turn [Music] stay on that's a lot of damage I do this I'm knock you forward yeah cuz I want to make sure we're on down we're all two different sides I really need my fart [ __ ] well good night guys [Music] consider this I'm back alive [ __ ] okay he's next so I really need to hit him okay I'll hit him ready him I should hear you goddamn self this is rough this is goddamn rough man Freeman your turns next oh but I got a time freeze so since I got a time freeze what should I do yeah I should do it I should do it maximum manager there you go a generation attack up that's good Freeman we think you gonna do listen listen huh you ain't charming me out of all the people hear me ain't the one is getting goddamn charms you've just been Freeman ever have I been Freeman cuz it doesn't feel like I've been framing alright it feels more like I haven't been Freeman to be real honest with you alright that's what his ever thought he really feels like it also feels like you alright you just got the [ __ ] smacked out of you more than Freeman [Music] okay Kenny there's not the time for you to come back does it really do us any good for you to come back right now I think it doesn't I think it doesn't I think your best move rush into anything victory takes patience it's to just defense down this [ __ ] right now is he gonna be able to kill us all listen heavenly voice is charged with my records he [ __ ] shot me I've been showing know I've been charmed okay no I've got my ultimate ready don't use it okay that's fine [ __ ] okay that's no big deal it'd definitely be worse who all can I heal nobody 181 I can hear you a little bit of a [ __ ] you higher your charm all right your goddamn charm too man that's all we can do alright let's do some spread them on that okay yep you just got [ __ ] wreck mm-hmm how's that bleeding doing for you doing all right how you liking that that's why I got maximum revived serum all right but this is my [ __ ] right here wake your ass up time to get nailed apples okay what I really need is to hit both of these [ __ ] somehow actually this knocks him back out of danger okay I can heal these guys it just sucks as if I go right here he's gonna kill us all hundred percent gonna kill us all [Music] I'll swear I think I should just go away from him most people don't realize it but the quiet moments in battle are actually the best parts he's gonna charm somebody this turn that's what he's gonna do Keeney [ __ ] it let's do this since he's gonna charm somebody this turn let's do this can't eat going to see them today his butt coming back down to earth I really need to get call girl back up alright everybody's full on health he's gonna charm somebody listen to my heaven strumming me yes it was my [ __ ] turn next you're damn [ __ ] oh you in love with Morgan Freeman now you get a turn and then he gets another turn this is [ __ ] that was a good move well I guess you've killed us haven't you oh wait a minute no it shoots in front you only killed one person yeah damn [ __ ] now watch this with my last final maneuver I'm bringing this [ __ ] back to life [Music] Oh limitless possibilities next it'll be my turn and I'm probably going to knock you the [ __ ] out in one shot but right now limitless possibilities goddamn Morgan Freeman listen yeah check this [ __ ] out Morgan you like that [Music] Sam get him up but then she's gonna get killed again all right let's be real that's what's gonna happen you're trying to get in my head aren't you but I gotta get him up it won't work so that it's a good idea okay Morgan shut the [ __ ] up I'm trying here man we're trying to stay alive we're bleeding and [ __ ] you keep charming my people goddamn man [Music] market yeah little motor my heavenly voice and gaze upon my [ __ ] from two people more let me ask you a question why the [ __ ] you think what [ __ ] thank you what the hell did you think was gonna happen kid you're a piece of [ __ ] Morgan Freeman alright you really are [Music] I'm not sacrificing myself that's not killing him father deliberate I like that I'm thinking Morgan Freeman I feel like we just got a we just got a fight [ __ ] I feel like we're racing now yes he couldn't do [ __ ] I heavenly voice and gaze upon my records congratulations you've just been treatment yeah congratulations you just killed us then we just lose come on break out of this [ __ ] okay good [Music] listen to my heavenly voice and gaze what the [ __ ] am I supposed to do if I'm just being change listen stop Morgan Freeman stop me you ain't takin no more of our [ __ ] Oh God all right listen you [ __ ] his ass we might can win right here by the way [Music] all right 248 and they can't he gets to go and then I get to go okay we can win this we can [ __ ] win this all right I'll do this move I can do this move come on baby please Kenny you if you use your ultimate do you get a turn right afterwards or no I'm not sure but just the case I'm gonna get out the [ __ ] way just a case I'm get out the goddamn way okay you could heal yeah you can heal him all the way up kill me all the way up he's so close to dead kidney for the last time go for them titties baby go for them tennis tears of Joe okay just kidding did you get another turn you do not now it all comes down to this all right how much damage there's a summer spell do not enough Oh God not enough [Music] okay okay that does 325 this does 283 but knocks him the [ __ ] back I just realize we can all be killed we can all be killed with one attack or god damn it this is so bad we could all be killed with one attack [ __ ] classy classy we need you goddamn help girl with the C with a dick that's [ __ ] the L out of the a SS come on girl come on just don't let him kill us with one [ __ ] hit he's not dead he's not dead girl he's got one hit left he's going for the torn heavenly voicing gays congratulations [ __ ] he's going for the charm and then that's his goal and then [ __ ] kicker kill us all okay you didn't kill me you didn't kill me [ __ ] you didn't kill me when you should have your [ __ ] down Morgan Freeman you should have thought about it before you [ __ ] with the baddest [ __ ] in the world alright now do me a favor sit your dumb ass down [ __ ] please yes to you in my will we beat Morgan [ __ ] Freeman oh I got the golden taco I don't know what the golden taco is we'll take a safe with you after I whooped your ass - OH equipped freckles makeup and your powers gained 10 percent effectiveness that's nice just a free 10% that's pretty sick okay we've just [ __ ] beat Morgan Freeman and I don't know what else there is to show you guys right now there's a couple of side missions we can finish off [ __ ] like that but realistically that's everything I really want to do in the comments of this video this one right here let me know if there's some crazy ass like official side mission that I'm missing or if everything is still just like little fetch quest cuz I don't I don't really give a [ __ ] about putting every little headshot up or you know all that little dumb [ __ ] so I think I'm done I think this is the last episode beating Morgan Freeman I think is about as good as you can get so oh that was amazing anyways guys drop a like if you enjoyed this series and if you're here watching this video and you've watched everything up to this point thank you from the bottom of my heart being able to do full series and having your full support all the way through means the world to me so you guys are the riddle EVPs but for now I'm going to bed alright I've been I've been playing this game four or five hours a night trying to knock it out I'm [ __ ] tired alright so I'm going to bed again some shut-eye I'll catch you guys on the next one once again I love you guys and thanks for everything we'll catch you later my cousin Tyrone dead watching cartoons up in my room watching cartoons to pay my loan watching watching cartoons up in my room
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Keywords: cart0onz, cartoonz, cartoons, funny moments, let's play, cartoonz face reveal, south park, south park the stick of truth, south park fractured but whole, new southpark game, south park game, south park rpg, south park tsot, south park fbw, face reveal, suth park gameplay, south park walkthrough, south park let's play, south park lets play, the fractured but whole, fractured but hole, Oct 28, 2017
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Length: 45min 50sec (2750 seconds)
Published: Thu Nov 02 2017
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