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[Music] hi hi sir how can I help you today I purchased this the other day but I kind of need the money so I'd like to return it I totally understand do you have the receipt unfortunately I thought I was gonna keep it so I threw it out oh well then I can't give you a refund I need the receipt but it's brand new I haven't even opened it yet I'm sorry sir it doesn't matter unless you give me the receipt come on man please if you want you can try client services on the second floor ah fine can I at least get a bag yes of course here you go thank you yeah yeah turn me too Alright sir so my first question for you is can you just tell me a little bit about your background yeah of course so um my background is actually of Mount Everest that's it I'm breaking up with you you're way too addicted to gambling what uh you know what it doesn't matter I bet I can win you back honey did you eat the pizza that I was saving in the fridge no I ate it in the living room what's your problem I just I'm choose for the first grade my sister's in grade three and I'm smarter than her TZ well then let's go see what the principal has to say okay how about I give him a test and if he fails just one question he has to go back to class quiet okay times three six times six thirty six I see no reason why you can't go to the third grade he answered all my questions right can I ask him some questions of course go ahead what does a cow have four of that I only have two of legs what do you have in your pants that I don't have what does a dog do that a man steps into pass what starts with f and ends with k fire truck put him in the sixth grade I got the last four questions wrong myself hey I'm home from work oh I shouldn't have eaten those beans hey honey I have a surprise for dinner tonight can you put this blindfold on sure okay now I'm gonna guide you to take a seat in the living room okay just one second I gotta take this don't peek I'll be right back don't worry I won't oh [Music] I really shouldn't have eaten those beans okay honey I'm back did you take a peek nope okay you can take it off now [Applause] Luke do you want some tips for the movie no thanks I'm good I'm trying to eat healthy okay ah just wait I gotta go to the bathroom first [Music] [Music] thank you [Music] dad what does this say um empty no what does it say empty Mt empty foreign I have a feeling that you are cheating on the test what prove it well the first question was who was the first president of the United States the girl beside you put George Washington and so did you so everyone knows he was the first president just wait a minute the next question was who freed the slaves the girl beside you put Abraham Lincoln and so did you well I read the textbook last night and I remembered that the next question was who is the president during The Louisiana Purchase she put I don't know and you put me neither do ah [Music] get me out of here [Music] [Laughter] stop jumping on the bed you're gonna break it get off the couch it's for sitting on not standing on oh I'm hungry Mom what are you going grocery shopping next we're all out of food uh excuse me don't talk to me in that tone and what are you talking about we have plenty of food hey pick that garbage up mom look at my Palace oh yes it's very nice sweetie what have you done it's not that big of a deal mom I'll clean it up hmm I ate a snack ha ha huh wait what if they think it's me because I smelt it first just play it cool Luke yeah pretend like you never smelt anything in front of me Luke did you fart hey I thought you were sick I am I'm too tired to do anything so you're too tired to go to school but not too tired to go on your phone all day well what do you want me to do stare at the wall the whole day if you are really sick you'd be resting right now fine where are you going even though you're at home sick I still have work to do on the computer so just continue resting myself Luke I forgot to ask yourself I told you to rest I didn't want it to come to this but it may be the only way to make you sleep [Music] all right class I finally finished marking the test you guys wrote last week so I'm gonna come around and hand them back here you go Luke [Music] all right what do I not mean perfect [Music] much better good morning class I had some troubles with my computer last night so I'm gonna need that test that I gave you guys yesterday back so I could re-enter the marks two plus three three equals five does it let me just make sure two plus three equals yeah five wait let me let me just make sure one more time two plus three equals five okay listen class we only have a few minutes left so I'm gonna come around and hand out tonight's homework it's only three questions long Luke oh perfect Luke do you have any homework it's getting close to bedtime yeah yeah I'll do it in a couple seconds [Music] actually it'll only take a couple minutes I'll do it in the morning okay foreign hello Mom and you are tell him your name oh um I'm Luke and what brings you in today Luke he has a sore wrist your left or your right am I right is right how did you hurt it he fell when he was snowboarding hmm I see do you mind if I take a look [Music] thank you [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] foreign [Applause] no diving I'm just going to the bathroom guys but remember you guys are doing a test so absolutely no talking okay I'll be right back hey show me the answer to number two okay here it is Miss Jake just give Jesse the answer to number two what no he didn't class is this true Luke why would you lie about that that's not funny come with me to the principal's office I'll show you proof okay but I need my phone listen to this Jesse and Jake principal's office right now how did you do that Luke I used this app to let you record the last two minutes of conversation after it happened so you never miss anything ever again wow where can I get that you can get it by pressing the button on my profile what you're supposed to be sleeping you have school tomorrow I can't fall asleep nothing in my closet of course there's stuff in your closet that's what it's meant for no no I mean something big giant ugly hairy and scary ah fine let me check you failed your math test hey don't hey don't tell Mom tell me what Luke got an F on his test Gracie huh he got an A plus what how [Music] okay class today we're gonna play a game where you remove the third letter from your name jeez all of a sudden I'm in a really good mood dad can you transfer me money for lunch please I'm Batman is that me Luke have you seen my glasses anywhere you broke them give them back to me I'm sorry Dad it's okay I'm not mad really no you just need to be more careful next time okay yes I will come here [Music] another person that looks identical to you run away and hide hello I'm Dr Davidson um I hear you're not feeling very well yeah for like the past week now I've just been really light-headed and busy it looks like I'm gonna have to draw blood if that's okay okay and and I'm done thank you for your patience what do you think I named a Mr vessel oh wait [Music] [Music] look who it is Luke why don't we get a picture of you two [Music] if you had five dollars to pick the perfect girlfriend and here are your options what would you pick what those options aren't fair I said pick your perfect girlfriend okay then I would use the five dollars to buy five water bottles and sell them for two dollars each then I would repeat this until I get a hundred dollars and then I would buy your girlfriend smart guy and I would still have 95 dollars left hey Luke what's your computer password it's luke1234 thank you but wait since you know my password now what's yours oh mine is Superman Batman Flash Iron Man Loki Thor Deadpool Spider-Man why is it so long because I said it had to be at least eight characters what size is your TV um I don't know new that's not how you say it then how do you say it it's I don't knowing guys it's not I don't new or I don't knowing then what is it I don't know you flip an idiot if you don't know then shut up [Music] I feel like I'm missing a pair where could they be I can't keep living like this what do you mean man this is what we're made for I know but but but what but spit it out his feet smells so bad oh here they are I think he's coming back that's it man I'm making a run for it what you can't leave me we're a pair I'm sorry man but I can't do it anymore no man wait foreign I'm afraid you only have two weeks to live what no that can't be true everyone get on the ground this is a robbery Now give me all your money okay okay here just please don't hurt me don't move you're under arrest for armed robbery [Music] I hereby sentence you to 20 years in prison uh excuse me where's my table hi Miss uh what's the name on the reservation I don't need a reservation I know the owner I'm sorry but we can't seat you unless you have a reservation are you serious you're the worst leader I've ever met just let me in I'm sorry but I can't you either have to wait two hours or make a reservation for another night you know what you're gonna regret this I'm gonna show you that I know the owner hi sweetie I need you to call the owner right now please okay [Music] hello Dad can I go to the movie theater with my friends one of their parents said they'd pick me up um I'm not sure ask your mother Mom can I go to the movies to do with my friends one of their parents said they'd pick me up um I'm not sure ask your father okay dad mom said I can go okay have fun mom dad said yes okay that's good with me then all right uh final question can you count from five to ten for me sure uh five six seven eight ten congratulations you've got the job thank you so much sir I won't let you down [Music] hi can I get a four thousand dollar loan please for sure but before we lend you the money we're gonna need some kind of security no problem here are the keys to my car it's a gray Lamborghini you'll see it in the parking lot hey I'm here to pay off my load all right there will be an 11 fee for taking out the loan okay no worries also we're happy to do business with you but if you don't mind me asking after you left the other week I looked into you and found out that you're a millionaire why do you need a four thousand dollar loan well it's quite simple where else can I find parking for three weeks in New York for only eleven dollars hello hey man are you busy right now uh kind of why well I have something really important to tell you what are you doing I'm watching a live stream do you mind calling me back when it's over yeah of course okay I'll talk to you later bye bye honey I have to ask you something really important who do you love

Channel: Watermelonz

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Length: 19min 19sec (1159 seconds)

Published: Sat Jul 15 2023