By the way, Can You Survive the Zombie Apocalypse? | Part 1 REACTION

by the way can you survive the zombie apocalypse part one go ahead and slap him with a lightness damn plan now i'm gonna tell y'all right now if the zombie apocalypse is like the walking dead 100 percent absolutely 100 absolutely i'm surviving if it's like any other thing like black ops or call of duty no sir no sir not even a little bit for the remainder of this video when i say zombies i mean the fast kind not the slow walking dead style oh my god ain't nobody surviving that that's so bro the way the way zombies decomposes bro they're not running how are they running maybe for like the first couple weeks oh all right okay are we cool if even a single one of you comment about how they're different the thing is everybody think they're going through the zombie apocalypse when nobody is really prepared mostly i'm not even strapped up one two uh nobody wakes up tomorrow expecting to die so i'm sure nobody expects to die in the apocalypse but it's good to be a dreamer you know different types of zombies i swear we're sticking to the fast zombieland type of zombies so today we're gonna be playing can you survive the zombie apocalypse right i personally love the idea of zombies something about surviving a horde of human flesh eating undead people roaming around the town excites me okay that's a little weird keep it in your pants daniel okay no obviously there are personal traits that play a role into when you're when you're trying to survive the zombie apocalypse like how fit you are or like do you feel anything when you kill someone that looks like a human being or are you smart enough to pick out the right type of people or how prepared you are and et cetera et cetera but assessing the situation quickly is a crucial survival skill so today i'm going to be giving you guys scenarios to pick from and each scenario will lead you to the next stage until you either escape or die in the process and the less number of times you die or pick the wrong answer i mean sure according to that logic all you really got to do is stay in your house and and i'm pretty sure i think either a state or united either united states or like the whole country or a particular state has a protocol for just in case a zombie apocalypse has to do mostly with the military though in this process the higher your survival skills are all right okey-doke let's kill hosa okay well wait what all right here we go man we're really milking this whole show thing aren't we all right so you're just finishing up shopping and you're on your way home you hear on the news radio that a zombie apocalypse broke out so you rush home now just when you're about to enter your house or your apartment you see a woman running up towards you with a zombie also running behind her she yells help help please save me what do you do hey look look as soon as she comes towards me and says please save me huh turn open bags close um lock back room gun strap out board up windows boom couch against door boom waiting what are you talking about bro i ain't man at that point it's everybody gonna finish she could be bitten she could be a lot of things i ain't gonna i'm not messing with that what am i gonna fool with that for i don't know what you got going on hey drop everything and help her b close the door and act like nothing happened c go into your house and get some makeshift weapon and come out d keep the door open for her to come in she's dead honestly actually every time you try to help someone you're just putting your own life in danger i don't care who it is unless i actually know them they're gonna have to die by themselves shoot if that was me i would have tried to help that that's me that's just me that's probably the wrong choice to make obviously yeah so wait so one sec the so the objective of the game is to survive as long as possible yeah survive and pick the right choices oh that's easy so we're trying to make the right choice not the choices that we well these aren't objectively right choices they're subjectively right choices right because she might not have been been bitten and she might actually come in and help you she might know some type of she might have a specialty and a knowledge or she might know people you never know so i guess the right choice is really subjective because there's really no right choice in that at that point right would make yeah just just you're trying to get it right to survive oh this is hard all right [Laughter] well what did you guys pick a b c or d honestly close the door act like nothing happened another mouth to feed is too hard oh i would pick the keep the door open for her to come in and other zombies yeah the answer is b because people that constantly ask for other people's help will usually end up betraying you for their own survival later on and although having company is important someone helpless is not worth saving in a survival situation because they may stab you back later easy don't worry okay once again that's a subjective opinion now you're home you heartless bastard you left a woman to die but you shrug it off because you're cool right now you lock the doors and you make sure all the windows are locked as well what is your first course of action a let's make some makeshift weapons asap b go to the window and see how the zombies behave c charge the batteries fill everything with water d poop first think later gross um i think i'll go with c a combination for a combination of c and a i don't understand why a and c are two separate options personally uh i'm gonna make the weapons now because you never know and then do everything later so it would be a then c for me uh have the mods make polls if y'all really want to pull those felipe coming pulls bruh i'm not making no pulls if it was me why because who knows um okay so charging the battery you can you can just let it sit and then you can do other things but it should come first you don't know when the electricity will disappear yeah i agree with hosa if you're in a safe area you should stock up on stuff and the best defense is good cardio start working out in your basement like never skip leg day just start doing squats as soon as you see zombies all right here we go you should have done squats like three weeks ago too late now no that's like the first and foremost thing you do you go in your house you just kill that lady and start doing squats okay c c is the right answer and all these options are crucial and you should do all of them but batteries and water supplies are crucial since you never know when they're gonna run out right now unless you can already bash a man's head with your bare hands you need some sort of weapon and now since we are in canada we don't have guns ready at hand here are some options a a baseball bat b a kitchen knife c a kendo sword d bare hands because you're an f in boss obviously the baseball bat yeah that's not a kendall sword in the basement i guess you can't really hit as hard with the kendo sword yeah i don't think kitchen knife would do well of course not it's too short-ranged and any well a candle knife is wooden i mean i can understand if you're someone like a sword or like a regular katana but definitely uh a baseball bat i don't know why they showed a baseball bat with barbed wire around it as if to say it's a baseball bat with barbed wire around it when they're talking about a regular baseball bat now if it's a regular baseball bat versus a kendo there's not really much of a difference except one inflicts more blunt trauma than the other you know i mean it just depends on what type of kill you're going for if you want a more sleeker stab through the eye type of kill obviously you went with like the kendo or if you sharpen the kendo stick it all depends but to keep it a buck you go with the bat the bat is the the easiest option it's it's the best mid-range weapon it can do short long distance well just about depending on your perception of that but yeah piercing weapons against zombies aren't very effective because you can only destroy the brain to make it stop doing stuff but the thing is are we able to smash a normal person's head open with a baseball bat because even if it's a zombie it should have similar strengths so you can in fact bash somebody's head open with a baseball bat it happens it happens you just got to be able to inflict it right so blunt force has to do a lot with you if you know how to swing it if you know where to hit if you know how to hit you can't do that to somebody especially if you you know what i mean so yeah but and and to the point um the thing about zombies is they're already decomposing they already die so their body is actively deteriorating and everything's becoming weaker all the flesh everything's becoming gushy it's you know it's barely being put together so it's way easier on a zombie maybe day one i guess you can say like day one zombies are kind of different though right because day one zombies would be like dead ass [ __ ] like they're regular people like they're they're regular people because everybody hasn't decomposed all that much they're just kind of gray grayish so i guess that would be a little bit harder day one you want to avoid conflict i don't think you want to fight a zombie day one decomposition because then you got to hit him in the head multiple times because technically speaking in order to in order to get a zombie out of there you got to bash the brains you're not getting to the brain off the first hit with a bat you know especially if you don't know what you're doing so i mean yeah okay like the bone is similar in strength whether your skin is rotting or not so are we able to do that i would say so bones need a lot of nutrients to maintain themselves if they suddenly stop getting those nutrients they become brittle osteoporosis terrible for zombies great for humans but terrible for zombies so yeah i think we'd go with the basil bad man you guys are on a roll yeah baseball bat is the right answer and i know like why not a kendo sword because it's not like in the movies unless you know how to properly use a sword your best bet is to use something that can release the highest amount of force without much skill aka a baseball bat plus what's the probability that you have a kendo sword in your basement and you've gotten laid before i don't understand that joke like at all like i don't understand that joke at all like like zero percent i'm gonna be honest with you i i don't know what one has to do with the others those aren't mutually exclusive to each other but what if i'd have to do anything with surviving doesn't matter had sex [Laughter] i mean stephen if you really wanted the whole sex thing you should have probably let the woman in okay all right finally the moment of truth what will you do what is the next course of action a call a friend or friends to see how they're doing b go to a major mall like costco or walmart for more supplies c fortify your house the best you can d attempt to get out of the town or the city as soon as possible okay so now this one is a kind of a what if question if you're in an extremely populated city my answer is d attempt to get out of the town or city as soon as possible more people equals more zombies however if you live in something to be nice pretty isolated with a population of less than 1000. i would honestly fortify your house the best you can which is c um my option would be call a friend or friend and see how they're doing and try to get in touch with them somehow because i would be freaking traumatized at that point like i need someone i need someone to talk to so yeah my answer is all right the i can understand a or c either one makes sense or d again like the first bull said it's a what if question which is like that [ __ ] that that's really how it is like it really is a what if um but if i just had to pick one no matter circumstance definitely fortify my house listen if you my mans and you care about me you gonna call me or you gonna be at my crib one or the other but the thing is i don't really trust nobody so if you come to my crib i'm gonna invite you in and if i see any blood stains i'm smack you with that bat promise promise promise bro it's already a zombie apocalypse the world already wanted [ __ ] you know what i mean answer is surprisingly a also nice job wow all right let me explain you guys you can't so according to the book of zombie survival guide all of these options b c and d are valid depending on the situation or the surrounding you may pick any of these options or even other options right however every single one of these things are very difficult to do alone with the right type of people you can avoid certain outcomes but daniel didn't you let the girl die well yeah but then the helpless girl you know the girl was helpless and so i'm sure at least one of your friends are athletic or have a nice vehicle and so you need friends to make sure you don't freaking die to do any b is valid b is valid let me tell you why when the outbreak first starts if you are a militant person and if you understand the circumstances of things that are going on and you know how like th it works if it's just like biting zombies if you wrap tin foil wrap tin foil around your uh what they do is like in zombie movies and things like that they wrap tin foil around their wrist and their arms so that they can't get bit there and so also they can like push push zombies off and also you got a giant like duffel like a bag so you put all your stuff in there waters everything like that and you get your group of friends you got your glocks you got your aks you got your m16s yeah augs i mean hey bro these types of things so hey you both of you guys died once it's a tie the last question is the tie breaker okay so obviously you should only try to contact your close friends or family members but how many is the right number a just one or two more b no screw other humans i'm sticking on my own c get at least 10 people more people means better survival d i'm gonna get myself a pet like that will smith movie okay well i know the answer is oh yeah yeah i meant yeah yeah i meant to say i meant to say duct tape not tin foil they're both gray and they both you can both wrap you can wrap both of them i think i meant duct tape i don't know i have to double check but yeah a just one or two but i'm gonna say d because i want to see hosa animate a cute pet i've went over this i am not drawing a cute so much so much [ __ ] effort to draw to anything now stephen what kind of stephen be very specific what kind of dog do you want one or two or dozens [Laughter] okay i'm sorry i personally get a dog because dogs they're kind of reliant on humans now and they kind of have a mutual symbiosis what about you hosa okay so if you get 10 or more people yeah your group will slow down so much that you're not gonna be able to do anything it's gonna be like oh no my my sister's still in there we gotta save her it's gonna happen freaking 50 times over the entire period stephen you died again the answer's a wait why was getting a pet a bad idea okay so if you have a pet eat it you can't afford spouts i'm gonna have some not only that but also how about you in a tough situation and you sitting and the dog talking about something like sparky [ __ ] you know what i mean yeah that's because we're asian no no what no no no okay i get that people are attached to their pets not denying that but you can't afford to have some pet barking around or even stealing your food throw it away or eat it and the reason why more than 10 people is a bad idea is because without a doubt someone will be arguing with someone this isn't the walking dead you know groups of people don't become family that easily just one or two people where it's small enough to hide but protect each other's back is perfect so jose you're the winner yay but that is probably not what i would do in real situations yeah realistically how long do you guys think you'll survive three days honestly before i start giving up a month i feel like i'll be one of those people that like is like the first one to get bit or something the first one to contract the virus realistically speaking depending on the zombies depending on my current situation i'll probably i could probably go a while i can go a while bro i could live in a zombie apocalyptic world for a while by the way yes i did this beforehand i got like one right actually oh really i got every single one of this wrong so even though i want it to happen it's i am so screwed oh yeah you're probably the first to die thank you for telling me daniel i'll make sure to not include you and my phone list no dude no you can you can leave me behind you know i could be the bait literally the first yeah shout out damn plan bro this was this is part one you have a part two i'm definitely gonna check out part two in another stream but shout out for the show

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Length: 17min 48sec (1068 seconds)

Published: Thu Dec 24 2020