But why are they KISSING | r/InsanePeopleFacebook

what the heck is wrong with assassin's creed valhalla do we ever need an lgbtq representation that no one even asked for in this video game ubisoft get your dang heads straight why are you so mad for it it's not that big of a deal not really mad but i hate representation in video games i hate that men are represented i hate that women are represented i hate that video games exist so dumb let people kiss people let them keys what's up my beards and weirdos one topic here and today we're diving into our slash insane people facebook because yeah this seems like a good idea right it's a collection of different stories of people being less than sane on facebook i just want to see what jake comes up with in the edit so whatever whatever you put here i'm going to be re i'm going to be really proud of you jake okay all right let's get started you know why soy milk gives men the boobies wait what no hang on hang on and that's because there's no good medical evidence that consuming soy will cause men's booby tissue to grow such soy is isoflavones which are plant-based molecules with estrogen-like activity estrogen is a female oh my goodness no soy boobies [Laughter] there is estrogen in soy why do you think libs push so hard for soy milk to be the main type of milk consumed in the usa maybe to balance out the dairy industry we make sure we don't all die from uh cow toots they want to do away with men and manhood entirely wait what what i i i beg to differ my good sir my good gentleman sir congressional going for congress in florida oh okay all right florida man all right yeah i got this i think there would be few things more manly than just a bunch of men with bouncing boobies area buy and sell and trade anyone you want okay sign for sale broken glass on a painted board fifty dollars oboe pick up in blue all right live love laugh it's one of those all right you should have at least oh should of should have [ __ ] apostrophe ve you should have at least put some time and effort into it if you don't have anything good to see go fun yourself that's not very live left love of you kevin [Laughter] oh you called out kevin by name no you're evil suddenly police are being blinded by lasers from these well-funded domestic tab word writer other word did you know in 2018 they developed contact lenders that can turn your eyes into laser shooters they can't simply stare at the police to blind them be aware information is power i see that o.p has censored your name thank you karen very cool no why is it that when i touch a wire i get electrocuted but when a bird touch wire nothing happens i'll tell you why birds are drones and they are charging always charging oh wait that makes sense to me like roombas there's roombas of the sky oh they wanted to the right to get married they said the owl health star wendy malek calls disney's first bisexual tv character a big step about time wait oh oh i see oh oh oh we gave him the right to get married why aren't they all sitting down and being quiet and not existing now getting married isn't the flupindo spell we just go flipindo and all of a sudden all the characters are gone get out of here avada kedavra [Laughter] if masses were necessary for survival as a species we would have evolved one by now we haven't we have noses and mouths we have airways it is not natural for people to go around with face masks on a general lap and no amount of government propaganda can change that quoted tweet is unavailable neil do you wear shoes [Laughter] or is that when uh comedian put it if god wanted us to fly he would have bought the tickets [Laughter] bernie sanders have you ever avoided taking an ambulance because you could not afford it the ambulance is not your taxi to the hospital then what in the good goddamn flipindo is it then sir [Laughter] right uh yeah yeah weirdo deterrence of homeless seeking shelter from rain underbridges i don't think there's a pure more distilled form of evil than anti-homeless architecture imagine spending this much money to prevent people without homes from getting sleep yeah yeah i don't know maybe they should get a job and they might be homeless what an awful take what an awful okay hmm have you gone out to help anyone get a job when they don't have a job it's a little challenging do your legwork before making such a silly comment like that walking to her car from the dollar store was knocked out for wearing a trump mask [Laughter] with the glasses just just just daintily play hang on hang on i'll do the same thing hang on with her glass so just like cut that part where i'm putting on glasses so she's just like daintily taking her glasses off and just like it was a little harder than i thought hang on a second jake so she just lays down with a trump mask and then daintily takes off her glasses and puts him a little bit on her arm and goes take the picture jerry i'm ready boost me to karma heaven [Laughter] by the way if you want my sunglasses you can you can totally check them out on the in the description 800 000 children go missing in the united states each year and then they get sold back to us food food picks food mix and then up the symbol of the devil the morning star then the pentagram how does it work though i don't have words for this just because the burger package might say safely made for children doesn't mean like it's safely made of children it's an anagram no for my grandson's birthday we combined two of his favorite things and real donald trump he had a cake this is honestly heartbreaking he is your son he looks no more than four there is no way in heck he understands anything trump has done you did this for social media you are using your child for social karma please oh goodness they're gonna be so embarrassed when they're older like ah you took a political stance with my baby picture weird i saw a man pulled down his mask to sneeze in the grocery store see y'all in 2022. that's what you're supposed to do you shouldn't sneeze or cough into your mask to just to breathe all that bacteria back in people are getting seriously sick from that haven't you heard there's a potent predominant going on that's a face bomb it's a face pump for me fam obama was too scared to run against trump because he knew trump would destroy him that's why obama retired your elevator doesn't quite go all the way to the top does it huh i'm not even in america and i know there are term limits and their two-term limit on the presidency pretty sure quote five to ten seconds 5g typically leads to tunnel vision and then loss of consciousness we have proof stop a favorite our tolerance of g forces depends on oh no no five g five g okay okay one g is what you're feeling right now that's one times earth gravity two times earth gravity if you jump up and down i'm not doing the math on that but i'm pretty sure that's two times now if you're in an elevator and you jump up and down that's like three times i'm just i'm i'm ballparking this for you i'm back to the napkin doing the math for you so if it's five times let's say let's say you're in a roller coaster that's going like there you go there 5g [Laughter] oh did you think this was the phones the phones aren't going to make you go that fast fam even though your data might feel like it's going that fast you won't if police replaced all their sirens with the national anthem it would force all suspects to stop running and take a knee [Laughter] maybe if it was like that doctor who episode where everyone has that implant where as soon as the sound comes on they have to all stop and just watch the the national broadcast [Laughter] oh so now this freak boobied old southern bamboo is a blm lover remember sl oh dear rednecks made you a millionaire well dolly ray yes dolly pardon backs black lives matter quote do we think our little white butts are the only one oh dear good on you dolly parton very cool um folks i have been fired from my cartoon show lost my ent swift justice cell phoned yeah if you're gonna take a stand i mean be prepared for your uh the very quick wake-up call that you might receive oh be on the right side of things everyone psa please do not park like this that is my car on the right and i have a right to park here i was contemplating have to crawl across the passenger seat when the woman who owned the car on the left came back i pointed out calmly that she needs to be more aware of the cars around her when parking they're gonna cause oh yeah the small picture doesn't quite do adjust this take a look at it expanded you see i have a very nice big shiny car so i have the right to block off a little bit of extra space just to make sure no one scratches it but you parked in your stall which happens to be a little bit too close to mine for my liking and as a karen i demand justice get out of here native americans aren't native to the americas so oh wow what a great take did you even think about this sentence before posting it huh [Laughter] yeah kanye west what were you doing found this on instagram credico's here thoughts at sonic yeah it's uh knuckles or you could not put a disgustingly racist joke in your game isn't some knuckles that walks around and goes do you know it away okay fam decades of quote the customer is always right has created legions of the most entitled promenades in human history get rid of the masks tips will be bigger 38-15 not five cents for you 38-20 i made a nice even number for you please tip it sucks that it's necessary but it is it's the system that we got tip your folks if a twelve hundred dollar stimulus check changes your life imagine what a job would do elitism yay imagine what almost 30 million people in the united states losing their jobs over the past six months and then rethink mocking those who are currently unemployed uh yeah goodness gracious gravy goodness there was a time when five dollars would have made a huge difference to me i couldn't afford to ride the bus and you know what i had i had a full-time job yeah things aren't always easy fam goodness gracious what pedestal do you live on get out of here get out of here how about you get a job but like an entry level one you know and then in six to ten years you know you can probably move up but it'd likely be a lateral move and there won't really be compensation involved as much as there will be an exchange of experience so if you're ready for that exchange of experience if you're ready for that challenge it doesn't mean extra hours and more work put in but the prestige of the position you're getting has actually a level two in the name so not only will you be entry leveled up you won't be just entry employment number one you'll be entry employment level two oh seniority and all the benefits that entails which is just the different title and more hours worked same pay proud mommy moment she used the correct use of there and she's only in second grade i know 30 year olds that can't do that oh no oh no anyone that knows me as knows i'm a fan of grammar ah okay all right let's look at the note here we go can i do what they're they're doing yes or no no you can't apparently no no no no that is the wrong there what do you mean 30 year olds that don't get this right you don't get this right you're 30. you'll go back to school [Laughter] all right my brothers and weirdos if you want to come play some games come see me on twitch if you want to hang out with the discord see on the discord description details all right my beers and weirdos we'll see in the next one where we take it one topic at a time roll that outro oh birds where's the bar bit me oh wait there's a ton of different things we can build by just holding right okay i see salty the bird sir it's eating our potato oh we eat our potatoes you just have to walk up to him and he goes away oh potato i thought you needed to stab him no salty our potato

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Length: 13min 49sec (829 seconds)

Published: Fri Sep 18 2020