Brotherly Love With Steebee | Ep 33 | Bad Friends

you two are bad friends who are these two idiots white dude i'm an asian dude you two are disgusting well you two or something we're bad friends welcome back ladies and gentlemen for another episode of bad friends i'm your co-host stevie you have the red hair oh i'm your co-host andrew santino yeah thanks for coming yeah yeah uh thanks for watching we have a lot of things to discuss today yeah thanks for what are we talking about all kinds of different things warzone yeah yeah what else um the series kingdom on netflix yes we're gonna talk about that um we're going to talk about all kinds of stuff because i haven't you know really seen you have you watched the show before what show the bad friend show yeah well glimpses of it you've never seen a phone no i have glimpses of glimpse i have your what i mean is i know you dude you don't know what the [ __ ] this is it's great banter it's great banter there's chemistry between you and yeah and and santino all right i love you and i love you too i know right i know i showed up on time i was prompt i was okay what are you saying about me um i i didn't say anything about it you showed up on time what is that saying about me that you didn't show up on time okay yeah all right why well according to george you forgot your keys no i can't find my keys well the thing about you because i'm your brother and i've known you my whole life you as far as organization and stuff you just misplace things all the time yeah correct and correct you um the thing about him is his mind's on a hundred different things that all at once that's what smart people do right not all of them but you're you are smart you're creative and brilliant in your own way okay thank you yeah thank you no that feels good it's just the opposite you don't have a hundred things on your mind bob you have so little things on your mind you just misplace stuff because you're not paying attention to anything you're not over you're not over consumed with stuff you focus on one thing at a time so the other things just go by the wayside you lose your keys because you don't you think about keys or care or people that are overly organized think about too many too many things at once yeah and they panic you think about war zone boom at one time and that's it then you think about going to get cigarettes boom you don't you don't or you don't organize your brain that way i like the better 100 things better they have so many things in my mind i think that's more true to than what you're saying because i kind of you see that you think that when i'm playing warzone uh the only thing i'm thinking about is warzone you're so okay okay you've got damn good you've got he's gotten damn good at war zone i'm sorry what about i'm so proud when you make those plays dude oh he makes me whoo i know this guy he means remember the other night i got a collateral no no not that night i got a clap i know you got a collateral but remember when i took my i i came in right from the gulag yeah i only had a handgun oh that was money yeah yeah and i remember i landed so he comes back from the gulag yeah yeah and he just jumps on a dude this dude had his loadout so like just to reference what a loadout it's the best weapons that he you know he got i mean he was battling a guy with his top weapons my brother had a little uh squirt pistol yeah a little little squirt pistol yeah and my brother just got on him help boom boom elbow them bumble and shot him all in that like face yeah and then you started crying i was so proud i know but why did you start it was one of those moments you know what it reminded me of when i was younger i used to watch his wrestling matches it was in the it was in the poway high gym yeah and there's there his he had a he had an opponent from uh monte vista yeah and this guy he was this guy he wrestled was a samoan just stud yeah no he was buff yeah but i'm a little i'm he has to beat my weight class and so i remember they went out of bounds and when they went back in the middle this simone guy did a bruce lee like it was like the the last scene in karate kid where you know versus daniel versus johnny yeah and my brother blew him a kiss wit and just [Laughter] and then what i do blew him a kiss yeah yeah got in on a double leg picked the guy up and slammed him and beat him and i was like i was a kid watching on like i was on the side of the mat just my eyes were watering like oh that was my brother what what weight class were you in bob it was 105. 105. i have a similar story for him you don't want me to beat the guy you know what made me proud i just don't talk about state no it's state okay it's state please don't talk about it so my brother's ranked like number two in the please don't the state right number two in the state and what in wrestling no yes right number two cif champ everything wow yeah and then so you know the state championship is in stockton california from san diego that's a 10-hour drive right i take the the minivan my dad's minivan i drive all the way up there right and i remember one match my god he wrestled a guy that he beat probably 20 times you know in the in the past just completely destroyed right and my brother got so nervous that this guy that my brother beat 20 times picked my brother up slammed my brother in his head my brother laid there on the mat blood all over his face and my brother's crying with snap bubbles and blood in his face right and he loses and he gets kicked out of state and then i got back in the minivan and i drove home that's it thanks for having me no put your thing back down did that not happen i would i was thinking i was hoping you would bring up my cif win oh yeah yeah because i did win because i did win county three three years in a row andrew i want county i won sandy i won san diego section yeah you know three years he was amazing so i would i was hoping you'd bring that story up well i didn't know what you wanted but thanks for bringing up the like the reason why i started drugs and alcohol steve steve how come how come you didn't wrestle in college because i was so depressed and distraught after the state tournament i i was in such a deep depression because of uh failure and remorse that because of the story that bobby just told yeah because a story that my brother just said on this huge platform um that you know i you know i was getting letters from colleges andrew you know i cornell hollered at i mean i remember getting a letter cornell was like sent a letter like my sophomore year yeah yeah and um i just i was done i was so what my brother was a christian my brother was like do you ever see the movie seven yes yeah yeah he was kevin spacey's character okay he would clip out right he would take bible a bible clip out verses and then paste it on the walls no i didn't clip them from the bible itself i would write passages from the bible on poster boards there's a difference all right there's a difference it's i think there's and so you walked in this room it was like just this neon [ __ ] cross on the wall you know what i mean a single bed i mean just creepy [ __ ] right yeah and my brother would like yep come on bob uh pray with me oh dude i was warped until that night i almost got possessed by like 15 spirits yeah yeah he got possessed by 15 spirits yeah wait a minute time out hold on when you say you're a war from religion what what did that have to do with you not end up going to college to wrestle because i'll tell you what happened okay yeah um that's okay here he is straight a student born again christian right never done anything wrong in his life the day after he got back from state he became one time blunts he became 40's drug addict 40's and blunts just i wanted to just cash out yeah i was just i wanted to exit yeah yeah wow yeah yeah yeah and then keep in mind that the kid remember michael calamar that kid from rosemary that beat me oh yeah yeah he i ended up going to arizona state this kid ended up wrestling at arizona state at one he was their main 118 pounder yeah so it was kind of like my past followed me you know what i mean like what were the odds of that did you ever party with that guy or hang out no um i saw him at a chicken wing place once and i was i was on a i was playing a game and he i i was nervous because he'd walk by me and i was like i was playing some game and i was doing really bad and i felt like i was failing at that too and i was sweating i was just and i was just waiting for my chicken chicken wings i ended up being there like staring at me like just like yeah yeah you're looking kind of like kind of like i beat you back then and you're horrible at this video game as well yeah yeah right also look at where you are in life he's probably looking at you i don't care i like my life i love it i have my own platform i don't have music what do you mean then yeah oh yeah killing it now i i was at the door i was at the dorms just with the homies just skateboarding around campus oh yeah yeah yeah yeah steve yeah steve will you tell me one of the prayers that you made bobby say with you when you were little boys i just remember one of the songs yeah i sing the sound let's hear it our god is an awesome god he reigns from heaven above with with stem power and love our god is an awesome guy uh yeah yeah yeah he reigns from heaven above with wow with wisdom love our god is an awesome yeah but we drink the blood of little men our god is an awesome god we kill people and we keep their secrets our god is not an awesome god steve steve did you ever did did arizona say because you know we're both as i know that blew my mind when i found that out that blew my mind when well they're pointing out there so it shouldn't they shouldn't but steve did you ever try to walk on because they had all right yeah well there's one instance where i met their uh 105 pounder i mean the lowest weight there's 118 125 but there's this little phenom he was their freestyle world team member or sunkist kids member that wrestled with the um the main team i don't know how i met him but i mentioned in passing like i used to wrestle at blah blah blah and he goes well i need a workout partner so i didn't have shoes or nothing i mean i met him at the the you know i mean i'm out of shape i'm smoking newports i'm i you know i just showed up and dude i put you know and i was i hadn't wrestled in years but i ended up taking the guy down at quite a few times like i yeah i still was taking the guy down and i remember one of the guys one of the olympians uh tim vanni was there watching yeah and then but then that was like the last kind of vanity go well good skills kid or what he yeah he didn't say anything he was just kind of it was kind of like remember how like you and byron scott would have like a wrestle off and just toretto was there oh yeah yeah yeah yeah it was like that it was like that kid byron campbell oh stuff his [ __ ] forearm stud one time he had his forearms on my face like this right leg writing i studied here crunches crunches he was like crunching bro his fork weird like that oh my god i'm done wrestling people don't realize my brother was set to be a varsity 105 like he was going to wrestle varsity his senior year what happened bob um branstadter asked you you're about 125 pounds and he's like we need a 105 pounder yeah and you're like nope i'm going to rehab yeah or i'm focusing he goes he goes i'm going to focus on my sobriety yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah isn't that crazy how you remember people's names what was the name of the kid with the big four arms you said it uh byron campbell he ended up wrestling for um palomar kid and then he's like coaching now yeah yeah but it's always first and last name that etched in yeah he was like this little italian stallion yeah yeah he had rocky balboa just he was one of those people like he had like ball hairs when he was like in sixth grade i mean yeah he had both hairs he also but he also like had a disease or something because he had a full-blown mustache like a man's head a receding hairline right he was super buff and he was like dude like it was 40. he was a rocky italian stallion yeah he was [ __ ] so strong and i remember i was just a 40 year old yeah so he was my weight he was 98 pounds his senior year and it was one of those things when in the eighth or ninth grade they go lee we need you to show up at the the the workout room at this time you took them down remember yeah and i just remember you took them down they were trying they were hazing me because i i was the next kid up yeah so they're like all right tony wrestle steve and i remember i was like keeping a very low stance and he sticky he was getting mad because he was getting frustrated because i was oh i was head buddy he kept going you're just like your brother i can't believe this yeah yeah yeah and he kept saying that yeah you're just like a brother yeah andrew he taught me that yeah yeah well look there's always the dirty little secrets in every sport so in wrestling was that your go-to would bother you the reason why i did that because when we were younger we used to wrestle in my parents uh bedroom and then we had a little square carpet area and why were you in their bedroom just training big big bag the bedroom was big it was a square it was a big square and you couldn't go you couldn't go into like the living room or like you you remember that time that i threw you out the window yeah and you knocked yeah you knocked you knocked me out so my brother yeah so my brother were wrestling my brother has a temper no this is your fault he almost broke my nose you almost broke my nose okay can i finish yeah go ahead go ahead go ahead go ahead we're wrestling you know and it's you know brother's wrestling you know yeah but it gets to a point where my you can see my brother snap like his eyes become dead oh yeah and he can't think right so he just goes yeah i go yeah and he goes take this and he threw me off my arm dragged you out the window yeah and so the window crashes and we broke my body he broke my nose i almost broke his nose yeah yeah wait wait a minute did you get cut up from the window yeah his arm was bleeding because i i shot him i did an arm drag and i his shoulder we broke the window of my parents bedroom yes it was a big window wrestling you're wrestling in your mom and dad's room which is weird and gross go ahead and what happened and then i shucked him out the window because i snapped and then he he he came back in and he almost broke my nose yeah but when you guys used to train up there in the room did your mom and dad not care they they didn't know what you guys were right they never home my dad was always working yeah yeah he had like five stores he was in riverside or mesa he was somewhere yeah or he had a store in sacramento yeah he was always traveling do you guys ever think he had a second family no no but he was a workaholic he worked his ass he was working my dad's kind of like um who saw his place in sacramento right no i saw his place in chandler arizona but he had a place apartment oh my god andrew he had this apartment he was running out in chandler arizona and it was like this hut it was like there was like a hot pla there was nothing in there there's flies in there yeah there was like just one just janky ass mattress in the corner yeah yeah no bed frame a one um razor yeah yeah like one tooth paste thing yeah just like just one toothbrush my dad one bar so geez yeah it was like refugees never he has never seen a movie in his life no he does he's never seen a tv show like rocky i think he watched rocky i don't know i don't know maybe rob maybe yeah rocky yeah but like he's never if you go what about one song my dad would go i don't know the song she does nothing he doesn't even know what music is he not being real he works like your mom what your mom does yeah my mom used to have this collection of records and 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browser that you every browser guys so you can get honey today at joinhoney.com bad friends that's joinhoney.com friends did your mom ever resent your dad for traveling so much not really i mean but there was a lot of she liked it well there's domestic abuse involved i mean we had a messed up like my dad was i mean you're you're asking me like why i threw him out the window where do you think i got that from yeah for sure i got that from my father dude like my dad was the worst when it came to that like well when you say when you say your parents were both gone where would your mom be when he's out of town chilling chilling she'd be working at the stores too um she coached she would enable him though i remember because my dad used to love um he was he was a beer drinker for sure but there was a moment in our history where he didn't he used to mix tomato juice clamato yeah oh yeah so my mom used to buy him uh like a big think bottle of clamato and then put like six beers in the freezer to get them nice and cold do you remember that yeah my mom went to i saw my mom yeah go to the store come back she lifted up the trunk of the car and she was just taking whiskey and beer and all like she was like his supplier yeah enabling and stalking the fridge you know and i didn't find out till later like because my mom has a fake tooth and i hadn't i didn't know this andrew i didn't know the story behind that yeah but he told me in my 30s like you didn't know that like my dad knocked it out yeah knocked it out crazy crazy like i didn't he remembers you no i don't know i don't in minnesota my mom and dad would tell me stories i don't remember completely out of it yeah jesus stuff oh yeah yeah but you're sitting there listening let's talk about it what are some so he knows he knocked the tooth out you told me that bob but but also was your dad religious or how did you even get stuck in this religious thing steve well you know there's other kids at my school from this uh uh this group called student venture is it is that a cult that sounds like a cult no it's just this uh it's a christian group you know like a cult yeah kind of like yeah basically right but you dude you said something the other day that freaked me out you go you said i've been studying the scriptures again no so what i'm doing now because my girlfriend gave me an idea because you know she her she comes from a catholic background but she reads the bible like kind of like tarot cards where it's more like it's more like metaphorical like i don't i just right i'll just like you know like close my eyes it's just kind of like whatever my finger like whatever page i open up i read and then it's kind of like a daily meditation i don't know we're playing warzone yeah he does hey so let me do we play warzone right right yeah in the middle of war zone he goes that's not a joke he's just like well just hold up bob you're a little angry right now hold up bob all right let me just turn to a page in the bible andrew no yeah yeah yeah but it's on some fun it's not normal it wasn't fun it wasn't some fun it's some fun no it's not fun [ __ ] it's just fun so i go oh it's like terra cotta okay so the the lower the you know she's just reading this [ __ ] you know i mean it's the section of the [ __ ] bible yeah but it's fun it's just not fun it's like you know how people do tarot cards it's kind of like that it's just fun terrible i don't think those things are anything like that i think one of them is you own a bible and you read through it yeah yeah yeah i don't think fun would be the right word to use steve steve do you do you still believe in i believe some of the religious i don't i don't believe in like christianity i don't believe in religion but i do believe that there's like a loving force out there yeah like i believe in god i believe because cause you know i've been going away i'm going on 12 years sober man man wow so i know that i know that it's not me you know doing that on my own you know i mean i believe that something's helping me out in life you know what i mean so oh my god because i was really bad you know i was bad when i was drinking and using and so steve steve if if your girlfriend is she sober too yeah for the most part yeah if she if she's decided to start drinking would that bother you no no like let's say we're at a a function and she has a beer or two i wouldn't be mad but if it got out of hand then i would definitely say has she done that before no she's never drank in front of you yeah she has but not like crazy yeah yeah like that no she's never been drunk like maybe the first year when we're together but then through through i don't know if it was because of me being an influence like through through time like she's doesn't even drink any doesn't do anything like that yeah so do you think do you think your sobriety now has helped each other stay oh yeah oh yeah yeah for sure yeah for sure and now you're doing a thing where i don't know if you could cut it out if you want to but you know maybe i could throw it out there you could cut it out don't get angry you know that's a fine i can't tell you no no no no i already know what you're going to bring up it's fine i can talk about it but i have to protect the the entity how many days now 15 days 15 days of no pornography wow wow wait how about how bad was your problem steve it wasn't that it was bad bad it was that i didn't like i didn't like what pornography was doing to my mind sure sure because i realized i mean because you know we're messed up i mean i'm not blaming him don't he definitely i know we have nothing to do i know i know but you you you don't quote me but i just remember it was a progressive thing as far as i remember younger this was before the internet like him having like a dvd he had a whole like collection of them and i would take one or two and then how many three you [Laughter] he could have filled up like an amoeba record like a whole i mean yeah you know those one of those booklets you know those booklets where you put cds well you know those boys those big black thick booklets like that he had hundreds of those just collections like the beatles collections collections collections yeah just collectors just failed failed sorry but the rest hey but but steve steve let me ask you though what was the so what what was the reason that you quit what was this moment well i realized that it it affected just my like my relationship sex life yeah or just it just kind of like it not only desensitized me like as far as because i noticed too like when i was like like i would be on pornhub or x videos my searches would be a little bit more further like going kind of outside the box you know like what give us an example well it started with just like pov doggy or you know something like that or you know cream pie or you know yeah just like you're i don't know if that's standard that is that's running okay but then it started going into like crack head cream pie [Laughter] so it started with that and then then it started progressing to grandma yeah like grandmother's stuff grandma cream pie grandma crap i because bob i go yeah he goes do you ever masturbate to grandmother it's a grandma like who doesn't no he goes oh okay he's hung up so just uh i mean just the type of why do you like grandmas well i'll tell you how it makes you feel afterwards when you're laying there and you had just ejaculated watching a grandmother getting creampied you don't feel so good about yourself no no i wouldn't think you would yeah i mean that walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up is a lot more worse than yeah yeah i would especially if it's still playing in the background yeah steve so what was the lowest of the low that was probably at the grand i mean because those are grand i mean these grandmothers you don't know their history they could be women that never got married they're just older ladies a lot of grandmother is i mean but these are ladies in their like late 60s to 70s yeah okay and they need love too so i realize yeah but i realized when i when it progressed to that i'm like i don't like this yeah i don't like what what i've become and watching this type of stuff so yeah i'm doing a program now i do a meeting every day i don't want to like out there you know because of the anonymity element and uh uh aspect of it but yeah i'm doing i i'm recommitting myself to another 12-step program where when it ha and it has to do with this type of stuff well steve answer me this did you did your girlfriend have something to say about it yeah i mean yeah of course of course because she approached you with it was like hey i don't i don't know he doesn't really want to talk about that's the element i don't because yeah because you know no no i will i'll i'll talk you know vaguely about it yeah like she noticed how how it affected me in our relationship you were like hey hey where are these depends put in these dentures i got these pictures from the halloween from halloween last year you're like baby i got it here's the what the white way by the way put it this way it got to a point it got to a point where i i realized like oh i i just have to stop watching this stuff because it's affecting it's affecting like just you know it's kind of fused into this relationship and just no that's true the way i look at it it's good and not only that i think porn is if porn is one of those silent killers you know what i'm saying where you you don't think what do you like i don't think it's a silent killer it is to me i think steve i think blood cancer is a silent killer i don't i think lymphoma is a silent killer i don't think porn is a silent yeah so now um i'm i'm learning now too i mean i don't remember the last time i masturbated with just my mind i'm the same way do you understand isn't that weird to kind of like bring out like i mean bring up i mean yeah where but i think i think that's generational i just think that's just what because we're so used to having porn access right yeah and i'm okay i'm okay i don't masturbate without porn i haven't ever i've never ever done it but i have to tell you this because from my own experience that you know because i don't do the porn thing as well yeah and eventually you are able to access fantasy in your mind yeah yeah and i've been doing it that's healthier i think i think that's healthier well you don't know what i'm thinking about you know i mean let's see yeah because it's left little seedlings you know like little hansel and gretel crumbs are in his brain of what he used to know i think that what's happening to me i don't think i i you know because i take it day by day but i want to get to a point where i re start to rewire my brain like that's what it does yeah i want to get to a point where it just starts rewiring where i'm not relying on that to well that's for arousal that's what we were trying to do with bob and smoking but that didn't really work did you give me a birthday present it's gonna it's coming in the mail it should be here in a few days you'll like it you're really going to like it it took a lot of time and effort i know what to think about i know but can i ask you something yeah can you have done that a little bit beforehand so i could get it on time yeah i apologize but when it arrives you're going to be stoked you're going to be stoked what is it i don't want to say you'll be happy just tell us what it is tell us i don't like surprises you know that because if you god i don't want it because it's going to ruin it it doesn't matter i'm not going to open something and go oh my god it's a [ __ ] out of the wow right if you just tell me what it is right now i can i can i'll have something to look forward to steve all right could i say i mean no no steve don't does it mean a lot to you the gift does it mean something to you because it does it does and it means well it means a lot to both of us okay because can we guess yeah you could guess i like this i like this guy he likes his favorite yeah yeah okay i think it's i think it's yeah your dad's ashes um uh in the shape of a of a little dinosaur like a little model dinosaur that you put on your table no is that it no no no no um that's kind of no is is it your your mom's original tooth that fell out no no no no it's not my mom's original tooth but it has to do with just me and him in something video games something we're into video games you're getting closer i know it's a video game it has something to do with warzone no okay it's a video game has something to do with an rpg that we play no don't stop don't do no i like what he's doing though he's he's getting he's getting i like what he's doing does it have to do with a console like a like a controller or a headpiece no okay ps5 no um keep guessing i like this game okay is it a custom controller it has nothing to do with video games it's entertainment it has to do with entertainment oh my god is it the old cd book of porn that i used to have no no no i remember when we were moving kalila saw all those she saw 15 of those [ __ ] cd packets yeah yeah she goes she goes is it right if i throw these away and i went yeah okay but in my i just was on the phone oh you had your favorite because it's a collection oh yeah yeah it's a collection yeah yeah um it has nothing to do with video games no all right does it have to do with um movies and entertainment in that one yeah yeah okay yeah oh so you got me so you got me a movie well it has something it has something to do with a movie or a stupid steve what was the best you're getting you're getting closer though yeah was that what was the best gift that bob ever gave you i've gotten him gifts in the past but he's because this is what can you get a guy that has no i've gotten him i remember one year i remember getting him a swatch watch i went to the swatch a swatch watch and i got him something else and i remember a year later i was like cleaning his place and then i opened up one of the things and i saw it right he never wore this watch watch yeah it's such a bad game the game is dead tell me what it is all right it has to do with uh tell me what it is all right i got him i got him uh a kingdom t-shirt oh cool he loves it see that's a great gift i wish you would have told me i wish you'd have told me god that yeah that would have been such a nice surprise yeah yeah yeah sure you should literally should have told me i was just kidding when i was doing it by the way why did you tell him he's so convincing he was so convincing i should not have told him well you know what makes it george i hear george laughing so all right that makes sense you want to talk about the show what show kingdom yeah let's talk about it i know you haven't seen it andrew have you seen yeah let's talk about it man i know you don't want to talk about we have to talk because he's interested in it no it's fine yeah i just haven't seen it so go ahead so kalala for a couple weeks she's like you know we should watch this netflix show called kingdom it's a korean show and it's about uh all the old days of korea and it has to do with like other elements like horror elements and i go i don't want to watch it i don't want to watch it and then one day she just said it enough where i went so i watched one after i watched one i watched like three or four in a row right yeah and i told my brother about it and my brother goes i'll try it he sees five minutes of it and he goes it sucks i'm not watching it's boring did you not well um in my defense i i didn't know it was like a period piece it's like it because it's set in old korea like when they had clans and [ __ ] like that like old school korean that timeline so it was hard for me just because my korean's bad because you know you have to read you know i have to read subtitles yeah but i was kind of like and i i started at like three or four in the morning so i was kind of like it was hard for me to because there's a lot of build up until like the like real fun [ __ ] starts happening so i was like i didn't like i should have watched it like i turned it off because i was like it was hard for me to like keep my attention but then and then but then we're playing war zone he goes why didn't you finish it you should have it gets better so i gave it another chance and once i made it past if you can make it pass through the first half of the first episode of the first season whatever then it's all just you're coasting it it gets good it gets good i love it what do you love about it there i like it because i first of all i love zombie anything zombie related i like like i love like the 28 days later 28 weeks i like all those movies even the vampire movies and uh it has to do that with that but then it has to do with like i said it takes place in the old korea and there's like clans involved and it kind of reminds me i'm not comparing it to game of thrones in the sense that like as far as like the story but as far as the the the way you know like intricacies of of like game of thrones there's always a house pitting against another house there's always manipulation and like it's kind of like chess right yeah and so there's those elements involved with uh kingdom and that's why i like it because i never knew highly recommended i never knew like what this other clan was up to and and just the story behind uh how this play got started is very interesting it has to do with this resurrection plan and i know but i mean that's not giving anything away but it has to do with there's a story behind that as well different um there's it's a different device and how people become zombies which i thought was good yeah there's a different twist yeah usually it's about some sort of lab experiment going wrong or like you know or it has to do with like you know demonic forces right this was a different kind of uh a way and and also a believable way you know people would uh turn into a zombie so it's it's a really cool show and then the characters there's good uh the characters you you kind of identify you you like you kind of like pick your favorites like you know and there's one they're characters that you you want disposed like i'm thinking about you as a zombie i mean i would i would be ferocious no you would be sleeping i would be you would be sleeping during the night and day underneath those rocks for 20 years kids would just run by the rock and you're just laying there looking at them and they're like look at that lazy yeah doordash i don't have a lot of apps on my phone but doordash is one of them it saved my life during this pandemic right before never ending laundry cycles and incoming emails you got plenty on your to-do list give yourself one less thing less thing to do and worry about and let doordash take care of your next meal you want chinese hey you want pizza and you you there's anything do this is all of it door dust does everything 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you download the door dash app and enter that code bad friends friends baby that's five dollars off your first order and zero delivery fees for a month when you download the door dash app in the app store and enter the code bad friends don't forget that's the code bad friends help the show out get some doordash get some food for five bucks off your first order with door dash i just remember when i wasn't that way in high school when i had normal sleeping hours and i remember he would be in the the living room watching these uh comedy specials and he would like he could stay up with me hey you know because he would watch all these specials or or we would watch hollywood shuffle or it would be something and he'd be like hey steve no come watch this with me and then we'd and then i would start staying up for that and then it just that got progressively worse just me it's not my fault it's not your fault you did have a little bit of an impact on it well you know i started back then but then when i you know it got worse sleeping i love sleeping if i don't get sleep i'm like a nightmare i'm a nightmare yeah i need like eight to 12 hours jules you think i sleep does she sleep she sleeps with her eyes open how many hours yeah just she'll sleep anywhere if she could be standing again just standing dancing and be sleeping see i can't do that yeah she could sleep anywhere right and she has a disease i think we have to go to a doctor where she would sleep in she could sleep 16 17 hours a day do you think she's narcoleptic no she has some sort of narcolepsy i think yeah do you think jules um that's what adikalila thinks yeah yeah yeah you talking the mic or no i did are you kidding me you can drift away can you talk in the mic please yeah yeah get closer ask yeah okay jules how was um you said you were gonna skip because you had school stuff to do how did it go um it went well i was with um the yoga empowerment project and i needed it to have um practicum points to graduate extracurricular activities yeah yes so it was just it was just for fun no it's not it's not for fun okay okay i mean it's it's she does little things like uh hey let's we're doing bad friends now and she'll kind of just roll her eyes a little do do you enjoy bachelor she'll go like she'll go she'll go i do she does i forgot yeah this is a nice setup by the way like this is like wow when i first walked in here i'm like this is legit like look at this place steve steve said he was surprised at how small it was but i said well yeah cause when you watch it yeah it looks like a huge room like it's cornered like i feel like even the like this distance yeah on on camera uh like when you watch it on youtube it looks like you guys have like two like feet like you're separating yeah yeah yeah steve who's who would be the ultimate guest for you to get on your show um god that's what could we help you get whale yeah who's the white whale that we could get for you well i would love theo back no no again somebody that you like haven't done that you admire um sebastian we have a cake i haven't i haven't got sebastian oh okay but you said a dream i mean all right all right um yeah oh max holloway would be great i can't get back to hollywood you [ __ ] max holloway is that who you are give me something no the thing is you're asking me dream guests the guys that we can get um what about israel we know style bender bobby we talked to him last night should we have him yeah that would be nice yeah yeah you might come um i don't know i mean i did you guys watch him have sex do you see he like literally butt-humped no he didn't but you know what i didn't watch the fight so i saw that yeah i didn't watch watch it in slow-mo again it's not it's it's he wins right it's there was so much trash talking yeah right and um there always is yeah but there was some extra [ __ ] on this and they've been doing it for a year yeah all this you know you're a low rate ricky martin-looking [ __ ] and then when in the in the weigh-ins right uh paulo costa pulled out a white belt i know i saw to give it to izzy is he snaps right so imagine all this resentment in hatred right and then you think it's gonna go five rounds not even close yeah so izzy puts him out in the second round and he still has all this energy and he's down he still has all this resentment and he just says i'm gonna [ __ ] you now you know what i mean did he knock him out like what was that hit him in the temple and he got all oozy but he's like you know yeah i think that like in genghis khan like genghis khan when they raided villages and stuff like that yeah and they would easily take down a village and like what do we do now they have all this energy yeah let's [ __ ] the guys [ __ ] the guys and the guy's like you already took my house why are you [ __ ] in the ass yeah yeah yeah yeah you have extra energy do you think he's going to be champ for a long time yes like who could who could compete with that i think jared kennedyr has the power to take him out yeah um i think that robert whittaker should have another shot yeah yeah yeah yeah but um other than those two right now there's not much right right right do you think what do you think do you think cerrone should quit yeah what do you guys think about justin gaichi do you think he has a shot in beating khabib because that i think this is my prediction i think that geichi could do it okay i think he dude he's a monster not always he's a monster he's a monster beat a monster ferguson i mean i mean i mean tony's ferguson is tony's tough right yeah tony just keeps coming he doesn't you know he's dead but he's he's coming right he's got that he's just like yeah he's got an x factor where you can't teach just that tony he just has it he has it he has it i think if anyone has the skill set right it's also hard to take he down i know they say khabib is d1 wrestler d1 wrestler all-american all-american all-american i mean that's different than russian wrestling or what khabib how khabib wrestles yeah eastern europeans are special people when it comes to but did you ever did you for people that don't even follow any of this stuff and don't know did you ever see bobby get into a fist fight steve yes tell what's your favorite bobby fist fight derek oliver say it say it if you want me to tell you this story he's gonna look like a fool okay okay i'm gonna say this okay he's feeling okay look at his face already if he tells okay if he tells a story we're gonna have a very big problem why okay all right i don't want to look make him look like a fool but come on let him tell the story who cares bobby when he lost that state he had to start drinking and using drugs it's only fair flapping your arms [Laughter] it's embarrassing all right tell them what happened that was the okay you know i told you you know hey hold up andrew you know how i told you that story of how proud i was during that wrestling match well this fight made me feel the opposite [Laughter] so there's this these kids i was friends with his younger brother there's this household derek oliver which was his age and david oliver i was friends with david they had a fight i don't know how it progressed to this fight that they're like meet me at the yard above where i live at what time like 4 30 after school yeah yeah right and everyone shows up everyone shows up and he just got his ass kicked he was getting pounded my mom had to save him so thank god for my mom my mom happened to drive by and see the kids and she goes yeah either you know like it was embarrassing i was just like oh my god bobby what went wrong what did you do in the fight that was such a was such a [ __ ] up i didn't think that he would fight oh yeah this is why you can't judge a book by its cover because oliver was he wore speedos and was on the diving and he wasn't banned [ __ ] you i told you not to tell the story smoked your ass bobby did bobby decry did bobby did you cry oh i remember another time he got beat up too the wood hills beat you up too yeah scott what yeah yeah scott what he'll beat you up in front of denny's do you remember that story bob what happened i don't remember that one just beat him up you're running your mouth in front of denny's and scott woodhill popped you yeah yeah i just um you know the derrick i remember the derrick one because i remember not being able to sleep for like six months after that oh and i remember just the way that i was just i was waiting around oh god i was just like you [ __ ] nerd you're in band and you swim you know me like swimming as a right and he's like and i've been doing it for years like just picking on this kid he was the yard you know what i mean yeah we knew where the yard was right 4 30 and i go you [ __ ] a little bit spit on him yeah he was a bully man i show up at the yard and i'm like yeah this guy's not gonna yeah i mean and i walk up and the next thing i know i'm just blacked out i mean i just was out of breath right and he was just beating the [ __ ] up in his arms laughing my arms like this it was so embarrassing and then just blood all over my face and i hit my yeah yeah oh my god in the car my mom just kind of like dropped off scrolling to the [ __ ] god crawling to the [ __ ] car knock on wood yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah imagine your mom went to because she wanted to see the fight but you know the andrew you know the ironic thing about it is he was more like you than you know he was more similar to you he was like into cool [ __ ] like i remember like going into it like he was in the same type of music you weren't like he was a cool kid all right yeah i learned my lesson i'm sorry i [ __ ] up what did you not like about him the most bobby was it just because you could pick on him it was just because he was defenseless yeah i think because i mean if i analyze it now i think because of the home life that i had riot i just needed a place to like lash out and i just did it to other people the way my dad would treat us and stuff yeah i think eventually after the derrick oliver incident i was just like i'm not doing that anymore yeah you know because i um once you get into enough fist fights it hurts and you stop yeah and then it's tough for him because i think just going going back to poway wrestling in the lineage and the camaraderie once he we both got into that system like there is there's no way in hell you're going to get in a [ __ ] like no one's going to pick a fight for you because you'll have to deal with the whole thing when i was wrestling in high school yeah yeah yeah no no if you had those you would have beat his ass if yeah if you were a sophomore thank would have beat him thank you you would have beat him yeah yeah i was a kid i was in seventh grade yeah that was yeah we have a special treat george zoom him in right now we have him right here what would you say to him right now if he was here i wouldn't even bring it up i was like i think he'd be friends okay i'm him right now ready hey hey bobby hey derek man it's been a long time yeah yeah it's been a really long time yeah man and um remember the fight we got in you kicked my ass yeah i beat the [ __ ] out of you yeah yeah um that was my bad yeah it was your bed in fact it it ruined my whole life so while you went on to be a successful fun cool comedian guy i got into heroin and i like because you beat my ass that's you that's on you no you probably he's probably living a normal life he probably i didn't want to fight in the first place so you made me fight and it was embarrassing it brought out this rage in me and hurt so i think you should apologize to me for me kicking your ass i'm sorry for you kick my ass thank you okay can i have my brother now that's fine what that's fine yeah you know yeah yeah i love andrew what do you like about him he's relatable and we we get along fine and and he has more points with me because he went to as i mean he went to arizona state he did your podcast too right yeah yeah we had to go we talked about arizona state like is it amazing that he went to your place i couldn't i can't believe it yeah i didn't know that i didn't know that that's a cool that's a cool that's not what a good guy is i couldn't believe it i like i like your place steve i think that's a cool little spot well i'm not gonna move with rent control and you know yeah oh it's rent control it is yeah so they can't kick you out did the new people buy it no uh no wait a minute no no they can kick you out but they can't raise the rent no yeah i think that i don't know like the tenants rights or like how that works out how long have you lived there steve long time 14 years yeah 15 years how many years 15 years 15 16 15 years yeah a long time dude you got you got to tell me what is what's rent got to be at that place for 15 years oh my god i know that's impossible that's impossible it's impossible no that doesn't even exist any you couldn't find that if you tried i know how are you the oldest tenant in the building no uh craig's been there a little longer than me yeah so what does he pay eight eighty bucks no he has a bigger place i think he pays like just a thousand or something wow for people across the country that are listening this that don't understand money in los angeles i mean that's unheard of in 2020 yeah there's no way [ __ ] to get up an apartment now in the city where you're at you it co it's nowhere not under two thousand dollars right there's no way there's no way there's no way there's no maybe maybe seventeen hundred dollars that's [ __ ] insane that's insane does your girl your girlfriend doesn't live with you no no no yeah she's in walnut right now no but we're saving we'll we're eventually we'll eventually get a place now how's the pandemic and stuff how are you because i i haven't really this is the first time i've seen my brother since the pandemic yeah i know it's wild yeah we've talked on war zone but in the [ __ ] every night every night every night yeah um yeah you know it's it's depressing you know i don't know what else to say it's just you know i get depressed i get jealous of you what what are you talking about well we play war zone i'm not good dude i know but last night when you got four kills i got zero i got a collateral you got a collateral that's the first time so a collateral is when you beat i think their whole team out or three or four at once or something like that that's when you beat everybody yeah wipes that he walked i think i wiped a team out what did we do bob when i was with you what did i do i got a victory right you faced the corner of a wall in a building yeah and you kind of went in a circle yeah so you're just kind of it with a gun just going in a circle a couple of times you go i'm down i'm down and he didn't um pull his parents andrew all you have to do with this game all it's repetition yeah yeah well we all die landing no no you didn't no well he didn't pull a shoot his parents shoot he didn't pull it i've done that too okay i did it i did it three times in a row yeah there's a weird thing with warzone though like because i was addicted to another video game for years called destiny warzone was the game that completely ended that like i've when was the last time i don't play destiny anymore i don't even i like don't even play that like that's how i i only play warzone now yeah so that's how powerful of an effect it had on me where this one game took me out of my favorite thing i was doing for five years yeah yeah it's crazy does your girlfriend play or no yeah no we've played like that yeah we've played together yeah it was fun when i first started playing like she was on her playstation and we'd like yeah we would make nights of it like once so now like you know when bobby's at home and he's playing everyone else in the house is not paying attention or playing do you do when you have a night to play do you play with your girl or no yeah yeah we used to play like once a week yeah oh yeah we played yeah yeah yeah yeah we got like i think we've got top ten she's got three kills once you did yeah she played shoot the ship she got three and she got three kills i got a kill i got one kill you know you did i looked at your stats zero i got a kill i got a kill no look at the stats i can't bob zero kills but you you mentioned something interesting too as far as you know how like destiny when you open up three the first time she played like i got one i know i got one like when you when you opened i'd already been dead and you shot him when he was dead all right i shot him when he was on his way dying yeah but somebody had already shot him died he took one bullet in the shoulder but the thing is going back to why i'm addicted i think it has to do with you're saying like when you get uh something happens when you make a kill and something flashes there's a sound right it goes yeah yeah yeah it's it's you said it's like similar to gambling or something or slot machines when you no they you know every sound and every little nuance in the game they're subliminal sometimes it's obvious right is researched right well right certain sounds right people get addicted to certain sounds like the engrams like a purple or exotic certain colors or purple yellow yeah so it's like um you know they do you know like destiny i heard they did a year of research in in how people get addicted to things yeah yeah yeah yeah before they even started developing the game and whatnot so they do all that stuff so when you look at it she's playing right now so when you hear this you get addicted not you get addicted to the kills but it's mostly that sound it's that you know it's a classification yeah yeah endorphins are like yeah serotonin or something in your brain where you you get addicted to because remember i remember i was getting you when you don't get a kill how does it make you feel see when you don't get a kill you get depressed and angry yeah you get like a withdrawals yeah you're just like god i'm not getting what i want yeah yeah yeah and i think it has to do with that it does yeah like if i die like if i'm playing um ground war and i i die five times in a row i'll just get off the game i'll turn the machine off i'll turn the machine off yeah so you're not addicted to the game itself it's what it gives you it like it releases certain things in your brain serotonin levels yeah and you have to balance it and not play too much because it's really bad for you is it really porn so it's like porn same thing you got it's video you guys are it's video game porn i mean bobby is literally jerking off to war zones it is hours and hours a day it's just you're masturbating with your mind and not your penis it's just you know in the pentagon dude you're right just i know but it's like it but what do we do it's pen i mean what are we it's that there's nothing to do with that here's a fix here's a read divide up the video game read the book it's my reward if i get something like let's say i get finished editing something or i i do something and i get something done then my reward at this time after 10 oh i get to play warzone with my brother you know it's like this thing it's like how some people are slightly original at the end of the day yeah not for bobby though bobby just does it whenever you play though before i even play with you right aren't you playing since seven like what's your schedule like he plays for six [ __ ] hours straight he does like yes so you when do you start playing for real i got up today at around 1 30 yeah i grabbed a coffee from the iced coffee yeah and i kind of wandered downstairs just looking around i was just looking around for things you know i mean you play and i just in the morning and i ended up 1 30 it's afternoon but you're playing at once and i just kind of just see my xbox still working or my playstation it's all nice i have to see it because you know what i mean just in case it's just in case i put on just in case and then it boom warzone you know what i might as well since i'm here yeah why not man you have nothing else i play like i'll play for five six hours he plays that much and you'll have dinner with the ladies right and then and then he plays again and then at night i'll play a couple hours with you that's why oh that's why you get off at like midnight yeah because you had already played five seconds like that it says if i if i play past midnight or one in the morning i know that i'm going to hear it does kalaila get on your ass boss yeah so it's like i have to get off but you what you need to do like steve said you see steve's figured it out for himself he does a few things that make him satisfied and then he goes okay my reward so show off more to kalila that you're doing something so your reward is more obvious so you go if she's like hey you're playing again too much and then go but i i cleaned up the xyz or would i clean up the house or that then you can say this is my reward instead of just playing for [ __ ] 12 hours like yeah the thing about you because i know you guys are doing well with your podcast your platforms you make enough money but like with him i'll give you an example he could like break out his his phone or do like a vlog on like a house tour or like him swimming you know what i'm saying people just want to see him do his [ __ ] you know what i mean next week like more content i'd like you to deliver the show a house tour from your phone okay like people that would get so many hits like if you just give a house tour or like here it swimming bobby show them where you live and put your address in there no i wouldn't do that but just him like like doing a trip him driving somewhere people would watch that don't you think people just want to see any kind of content i think yeah i do i know you don't need to do that you have you you make enough with to do the both podcasts you don't need to do that oh he's getting defensive yeah i'm fine i'm just saying like it's not like i'm just gonna just defend myself real quick yeah i'll go ahead yeah may i all right no no i'm fine i'm in america yeah go ahead yeah so um i have two podcasts i do i know i know you make a lot of money no no no no i didn't say that okay did i [ __ ] say that no no did i [ __ ] say that no no all right so um i have two podcasts that i do right religiously there's not ever a time where it doesn't come out at the right time and then the second thing is um uh you know i no big deal but i sold the show i mean i i don't know how many people in all right i know where you're going i know you're going well no okay that's all right so i know in a pandemic no just hear me out okay all right it's not a big deal okay it is a big deal it's not that big of a deal go ahead go ahead no in a pandemic you know i went just through zoom went to every network and i pitched a show that i wrote with my friend peter oh no right yeah yeah yeah and um cbs studios took it on and now abc bought it right yeah and um that's not that big of a deal it's a big deal it's a real big deal um i'm theovan and i are doing a show with jan mark dupless okay okay not that big of a deal not that big of a deal but if that is happening right and i've been on the phone with them okay okay you know and maybe i could play a little war zone too on top okay so i that was a very good rebuttal uh andrew do you have anything to say to that [Music] i don't have much to say because those are very valid valid points thank you for being a bad friend that's that's what i would say to that [ __ ] okay also um you want to plug your shows yeah okay so yeah my instagrams q-u-a-n-g-o-u i have my own podcast the stevie wheeby show uh at youtube.com stevie wiebe yeah and it really guys it really my brother has worked so hard he does it on his own um because um some people betrayed him earlier um it was business yeah he had something that's fine it's fine going on there but um but my brother really um deserves he's a funny guy he really deserves you know i mean success and and the number so check out my brother's show oh and then also i i've worked i've been working hard on music all my music's at stevie steviewbandcamp.com um i'm working on a gene wilder concept stir crazy album right now oh great so uh that should be out in a few months okay good yeah thank you for being up bad one two three thank you for being a bad [Music] friend [Music]

Channel: Bad Friends

Views: 529,749

Rating: 4.9028649 out of 5

Keywords: bobby lee, andrew santino, podcast, bad friends, comedy, tigerbelly, whiskey ginger, 2 bears 1 cave, tfatk, ymh, tpw, Bobby lee andrew santino, stand up comedy, history hyenas, clips, funny moments, dad, theo von, jimmy kimmel, reaction, tkats, workaholics, joe rogan, stand up, earthquake, warzone, brilliant idiots, funny, w/ tom segura & bert kreischer, bill burr, billbert, bill bert, flagrant 2, steebee weebee, steve lee, wrestling

Id: IuyQf4qK3ew

Length: 68min 51sec (4131 seconds)

Published: Mon Sep 28 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/ReversalTheory]

Steebee got some moves

[u/donotgogenlty]

The "crack creampie" was so epic, I don't even know if Steebee recognized how ridiculous it sounded. His deadpan delivery made my day lmao!

They should add Steebee via zoom to just drop in and admit to or tell an embarrassing story every podcast.

[u/breakingbrad4]

I’m so in love with their brotherly bond

[u/awispyfart]

It almost makes me wish for a Bobby/Steve-cast, but then that'd devalue his guest spots on TB.

[u/sobchakonshabbos]

This was a fucking great episode. Cheeto cut it off too quick!

[u/here_for_the_meems]

Okay but seriously why is Santino at home or something?

[u/ajit_maholtra]

Steebee looks just like his Mom in the thumbnail for this video.

[u/2keane]

10 minutes in, these 2 wrestling phenoms taken down in their prime.