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but according to the medical community it actually prevents and cures athlete's foot oh dang wait you guys you guys are peeing on your feet so i thought we were just talking about peeing in the shower not necessarily like peeing on your feet no more it's joining and welcome to bright side we're back here again but we're here for a specific video this time we're here for 11 military hacks that'll make your life easier and as you can see from this thumbnail here it seems to be the hackers uh pee in the shower i guess in some ways it makes your life easier 11 military hacks that'll make your life easier all right because if there's anything that the military is known for it's making your life easier being a soldier often requires some real-life macgyvering but you don't have to be in the military to benefit from tips like putting duct tape on your feet to prevent blisters you don't have to be in the military to benefit from tips like putting duct tape on your feet for blisters this is just five minute crafts but with an army man going like this out in the real world in our daily lives we have this wonderful invention called band-aids and i just don't understand why no one's using them why are we always trying to get like duct tape involved classic move just chuck the first oh my goodness summary why are we putting a summary in the description it's for people who don't want to watch the video it's like that's the real life hack just skip the video read the quick summary don't forget to hit that subscribe button oh dang you seen this 3d youtube action you're looking like this up at the youtube and ring the notification bell to join us on the bright side of life the bright side of life always look on it they've like doubled their subscribers since this video came out number 11 duct taping your feet oh hey really do be pronouncing the t in duct tape duct taping your feet we just heard this one for blisters we already know you don't need to cover it again duct tape was originally invented to help world war ii soldiers keep water out of their ammunition cases it came in just army green which when combined with its waterproof properties gave it the nickname duct tape okay so really the military hack that will make your life easier is duct tape in general because it came from the military nowadays soldiers use it to prevent blisters and calluses caused by those notoriously uncomfortable military boots why are they getting around in notoriously uncomfortable boots you're going to be standing around your boots all day in situations that require your attention elsewhere other than how uncomfortable your feet are why not just invest in some better shoes there's a life hack for you military take that one that one was free just put some strips of duct tape over the areas on your feet that rub against your shoes the most to decrease the friction or your band-aid like you can just use a band-aid you have to like get so like you know that one friend who like carries around like a utility knife and they've always got something like flint and they're just like ready for any scenario and it's like dude we're just we're just going to like going to the pub this isn't some life or death situation we're not gonna need to make a campfire it's like that's the kind of guy who's like oh you got a boy stuff don't worry i got some duct tape it's like yeah no it's so it's so good i i gotta get some uh i get some band-aids on top of the fridge you can also put a band-aid underneath if you already have a blister there oh dang it double up all right i take it back then double the friction stoppage number 10 ladder lacing for added ankle support soldiers might have to wear boots all the time but most of us bust them out during the winter and you know what's common in winter slippery patches of ice that can send you to the hospital with a sprained ankle maybe for you it's not very common here i also have no boots i don't own boots i can't wear the same shoes in winter it's like you throughout the entire year what is ladder lacing do ladders have laces for added ankle support lace your boots the military way here's the technique one start at the bottom oh dang it's like it's like a way to lace your boots what's that got to do with slipping on ice make sure to lace the string from the inside out two next put the lace through the eye all right all right [Music] there we go if you still have a lot of lace left although you shouldn't with this laddering technique just wrap it around your ankle and then tie it it's for ankle support how does it provide ankle support if it's just a way to lace your shoes the steps sound complicated but you'll get it down really fast with some practice okay number nine wait what maxi pads for first aid maxi pads for first aid in case of an emergency you can use sanitary pads to prevent a wound from bleeding out yeah sure all right yeah i mean i've i've always i've always got those handy so the whole purpose of a maxi pad is to absorb blood flow right doctors even gave this hack their stamp of approval doctors the doctors got around when they were presented with this hack bright side writing their script they're like we're gonna need to double check this one they went to the doctors the doctors after much deliberating came to the conclusion that yes we can indeed give this the doctor's stamp of approval based on a study by canada's dalhousie university and st john regional hospital sanitary napkins are just as hygienic as sterile goss a study you would hope sanitary napkins are pretty dang sanitary right you would hope so all you gotta do is place a maxi pad over the wound and bind it down with duct tape of course the duct tape and you know what's super sanitary duct tape it can't be a military hack without duct tape why are they calling it duct tape then if they literally said it was called duct tape then why is it now duct tape they didn't explain that part did they you got to counteract you got to still be manly when you're putting your maxi pad on your arm like having a bare maxi pad so not manly wrap that bad boy in duct tape and everyone will be like sick dude love the duct tape because then everyone will think that you just like wrapped up your wound with duct tape and that's metal but really you got a maxi pad under there slap a flex tape no you don't understand maxi pads at the new flex tape slap a maxi pad and he can solve any problem number eight putting sugar on wounds ooh that sounds karate i don't put sugar in my wounds speaking of first aid in a pinch you can put sugar on never stop his t-shirt says never stop never stop putting sugar on your wounds that's so hard to say prevent bacterial infection don't worry because this unconventional medical treatment has scientific backing based on a study by the university of arizona's college of medicine then based on a study don't worry guys you can put sugar on your wounds based on a study yeah i'm not doing this one i'm just not like i'm sure he's going to tell us a little bit about the stuff not to mention it was one of the most popular topical wound cures in ancient times okay we're not getting into the study then it's enough to know that there was a study you don't even need to know what the study found think about it guys it makes sense you can put sugar on your wounds because really people were doing this in ancient times and everything that people do in ancient times is something that you should be doing now name one thing that people did in ancient times that's not a good idea it's like how people are always like ah did you know that monkeys actually open bananas from the bottom so we've actually been opening bananas all wrong when will we go into monkeys for advice on how to do things you know what monkeys do they fling their poop we open bananas from the handle that nature provides you because it's convenient and it works i don't care how monkeys do it it's the same thing this guy's like oh don't worry you can put sugar on your bones sugar i can't say sugar on your wounds it's so hard you can see because people were doing it in ancient times so you can cover the wound with a sugar paste or just plain sugar keep it covered like this until you can get to a medical professional or one gets to you all right i mean sugar on your sugar on your wounds say that 10 times faster honestly surely that would hurt it would have to hurt sugar paste and you know what else it also makes your wounds super tasty so what i'm hearing is what you need to do when you get a wound is put some sugar on that bad boy slap a maxi pad and then wrap it in duct tape and you know at that point you can just forgo a doctor like you've you've done all the hacks next step will be like pee on it or something number seven running tights for added warmth what is that not what they're for i guess i guess they're for like compression or something but like this just seems so obvious dart just for jogging or making a fashion statement you can wear them under almost any pants without them being noticeable really you know what i heard if you wear underpants it will provide you down there with a little bit of support for all the men out there for the women i don't i functionally i'm not exactly sure what role it feels but they will hide under your pants and you could just kind of put anything over the top of them it's crazy and you know what you don't have to just wear jumpers on their own you can wear t-shirts underneath they hide look at this what you can't even see it's there it's like i'm not even wearing it and it will provide you with added warmth get on it guys get on wearing t-shirts under your hoodies highly recommend this is a lifesaver when it comes to staying warm in really low temperatures so whether you're ice skating or going for a hike in some cold region don't forget to put your running tights on first that is the lamest hack up that's just it's just not it doesn't even make sense drink some water when you're feeling thirsty you guys hear about this water stuff it's actually really good for when you're thirsty you drink it and then it just solves your thirst so remember next time you're getting around and you're thinking you're gonna be a little bit thirsty maybe take some water number six super shiny shoes the ultimate life hack love this one i don't even need you to speak any further it's just a life hack in general wear super shiny shoes what more needs to be said there's a very particular hack when it comes to those super shiny soldier shoes say that five times fast super shiny soldier shoes super shiny soldier shoes super shiny shoulder shoes super sinus soldiers super saiyan shelter shoes [Applause] super shiny soldier shoes super shiny soldier shoes oh and now he's doing it we're just taking tents now someone someone come through with the texas [ __ ] take a generous amount of shoe shine rub it on your leather shoes or boots and let it sit for ten take a generous amount of shoeshine rub it on your leather shoes or boots and let it sit 15 minutes then go over the area with a lighter or flame and get ready to see your own reflection right okay great now we're learning how to make shiny shoes shiny if you want to make your shoes shiny put some shoe shiner on it and light it on fire then you will have your super shiny shoulder shoes supersonic shoulders shapes shiny shoulder shoes super shiny soldier shoes for a finishing touch use a clean damp cloth to polish the surface oh we're just learning how to clean shoes here we go super shiny shoes super shiny shoes super shiny shoes you did it wrong you didn't do it five times and you didn't say it right the biggest letdown of 2020 perhaps question mark definitely not but oh no super shiny soldier shoes super shiny soldier shoes super shiny shoes super shiny i guess i did ask for that but i gotta say the whole point was to say it fast texted speech does not say it fast please be extra careful when it comes to being near a flame if your shoes aren't made from a fire resistant material like real leather do not try this hack yeah oh by the way if you're gonna light your shoes on fire make sure that they're not gonna light on fire number five the military tuck if your shirt is a little too big for you tucking it super shiny shoulder your shoes super shiny shoulder shoes super shoe shoulder shows shirts super shiny shoelace shoes super shiny shoelaces here's how to do it one tuck in your shirt but leave your pants unbuttoned for the meantime okay all right i got it i got it so you got your you got your pants wide open two put your thumb and forefinger to pinch both sides of your shirt seams three okay pull it down until the fabric is taut you got to make sure that fabric is taut baby four fold each side backwards five button up your pants and throw on a belt to keep the pleats in place number four oh okay that was it so like that life hack was if your shirt doesn't fit you grab a piece of your shirt fold it and then tuck it in yeah is your shirt too big life hack tuck it in what no no you missed it there was a there was a sneaky little fold there where you had to go and then tuck it in the military got all the life hacks you know the sad thing about this is the military probably does have some like wicked life hacks you just know they have some sick life hacks that are a lot cooler than fold your shirt a little bit before you tuck it in if it's too big carton and vaseline as a fire starter now before you throw that bottle of petroleum jelly in the garbage for fear that it's gonna start a fire in your house i wasn't gonna do that i don't think anyone heard that they're like cotton ball trollium jelly get rid of it all of it get your cotton balls get your petroleum jelly in the trash side note i hate cotton balls i hate them with a burning passion if there's anything very like non-threatening and just generally that things that people don't mind that i do not want existing in this world that i could just that could snap my fingers and they would all disappear cotton balls i hate them they're the worst why have you ever touched one ah since i you have shivers just thinking about it have you ever picked one up and gone like this ah it's the worst feeling in the world it's not that i'm like upset with people who like them as someone who cannot stand touching a cotton ball it is a very good thing that in general people can touch cotton balls because sometimes you need someone to touch cotton balls for you you're like a a jar of pills or whatever you got like yes just vitamin c's and you open them up and then they're always there's always cotton balls shoved in there i'm like choking up thinking about grabbing those i hate it so i always have to ask someone around me otherwise i have to get in with like a fork but even then you can feel it through the fork i don't care about nails on a chalkboard that doesn't bother me there's a bunch of like those kinds of things that like i could not care less about but when it comes to cotton balls i hate it dr elizabeth winslow a research consultant at the presbyterian hospital in dallas attests that vaseline is not a fire risk cotton however is a great fire what some random doctor from somewhere like confirms to us by the way guys it's not a fire risk what'd she do hold a lighter to it she had some vaseline she held a lighter to it and she's like it didn't catch fire it's all right guys you're good everyone's like oh good oh my gosh because i was freaking out for a second there but cotton on the other hand the only downside is it burns up too fast so by covering cotton balls and petroleum jelly and lighting them on fire you get a strong but steady flame that keeps on burning i actually like that one i have genuinely had multiple moments in my life where you're like oh you need a fire starter like obviously you can build a better fire but sometimes you just need a fire starter and cotton balls and vaseline are things that you might be able to find in the average house even if they don't have fire starter i actually genuinely feel like that one might be alright a great hack next time you go camping camping i don't think so i don't think it's a good hack for camping why are you camping and you don't have fire starter but you have vaseline and cotton balls i just don't think those are like the most common things to be carrying with you when you're camping i think it's more like like a fire pit you've got a little chiminea situation out the back nice but what we're out of fire lighters i can't be bothered going to the shops what do we have here we got uh oh we got some cotton balls and some vaseline you know what i mean in that situation i think that might actually be a decent hack if it works number three lose a tail when driving if you ever feel like the driver in your rear view mirror is following you all you gotta do is make four consecutive turns in a row this is usually the best way to lose a tail if you still can see your alleged pursuer please call emergency service right away lose the tail we're getting life hacks about how to lose the tail what's the idea here go in a circle if you think someone's following you go in a circle and if they're still following you they're following you all right i guess i mean it makes sense yeah it's just the classic thing that happens in the military all the time you're in the army you're always being tailed it's one of the downsides about being in the army they call it the classic army tail the cat they call it the cat number two making a pristine bed this list wouldn't be complete without instruction on how to make that iconic crisp military bed [Laughter] i love the iconic crisp military bed it's my goal nothing says good sleeping conditions like a military bed here's how to get those corners no fitted sheep can achieve one start by tucking the bottom of the sheet between them one of these life hack videos always end up with bed linen techniques like could we pick a more boring topic i'm skipping to number one peeing in the shower this goes for way too long here we go boys peeing in the shower at the moment we have all been waiting for number one peeing in the shower yay here's a simple life hack want to save some time save some water pee when you're in the shower done urinating in the shower might be a controversial topic in some households or even a dirty little secret for some people a dirty little secret look at him look how much he is in pure bliss he could not be enjoying himself anymore what could be better he's just sitting in the shower and he's paying the best look at him look at the grin he's grinning because he's got a dirty little secret but according to the medical community it actually prevents and cures athlete's foot oh dang wait you guys you guys are peeing on your feet so i thought we were just talking about picking the shower not necessarily like pain on your feet urine has natural properties like uric acid and ammonia that help fight fungal infections so if you think about it you're pretty much giving yourself an instant spa treatment free of charge oh yeah actually you're not wrong i will start thinking about it like that in fact i might just stop using the toilet i have a phobic fear of one day getting athlete's foot so if i just pee on my feet all day every day then i guess i'll never get athlete's foot athletes what are you doing stop painting on your feet a little bit more not to mention of course you'll save a ton on your water bill and decrease your ecological footprint oh yeah the water bill that single flush a ton think about the money think about the absolute money saved sounds like a win-win to me a kind of gross win-win but still he's convinced we all know what he's doing tomorrow morning this guy was in the marines for 10 years he did none of those things he didn't even make his bet you telling me this guy was in the marine for 10 years and never peed in the shower i think we have a liar on our hands anyway are you now prepared to be a military man if so buy some of the sweet lemon carton merch in the description below it's pretty cute it's got a little lemon carton on it there's a military hack for you you'll be getting around you'll be being super cute and we all know that the military's number one goal is to be super cute come and join the twitch chat at twitch.tv forward slash join them on twitch where we stream these videos live every single weekday guys every one of them and i will see you guys next time thank you for watching my video but now that is done please watch another one

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Length: 21min 11sec (1271 seconds)

Published: Thu Oct 08 2020