Brandon And Con Artist Parents SWINDLED Julia... | 90 Day Fiancé

[Music] brandon i'm 27 years old and i'm from dinwiddie virginia i'm a pest control technician [Music] i'm definitely very close to my parents oh my god [Music] i'm ron you're acting like a pig this is my baby boy brandon i'm betty i'm his mom so dim wit virgin in dimwitty virginia sounds about right so brandon here is 27 with an experience and life cycle of a non-aging 15 year old boy i mean let's paint the picture here pest control summer job living with parents best friend is bill glynn daily farm matures women life close to zero kinda blissful innocence and probably the most naive cast on this show this is the card and the flowers that i sent her this cost me four hundred and fifty dollars what the hell yeah take that back almost the most slave knifecast on the show now brandon's the only child so so the parents are a little more involved actually so involved that they thought he might have been fruity and signed him up for a farmer's dating app yeah we did now luckily for all the women farmers he never really had to use it because the first girl that gave him any attention kinda kinda got all of his they video chatted me and i fell in love immediately she was most beautiful girl i'd ever seen i couldn't stop thinking about her and my first message to her was you look like my future wife i couldn't stand the thought of being without her so after only five months and one meet-up i invited her to come to iceland and that's where i proposed to her so yeah pretty much a step-by-step guide on how to get played divorced and used up like a banana rapper but he proposed in five months in one meet-up julia will you marry me this boy willing now to make matters worse he decided to teeter-totter on bankruptcy for some sugar walls now the parents weren't too enthusiastic obviously remember their country they own this big old farm they're looking for a farmer a low-key cow girl not a reverse girl girl type of girl no i mean when julia gets here i'm kind of curious such a great thing coming out here in the morning i hope she enjoys it too like what we do yeah hearing the fact that she has been a go-go dancer of course it made us immediately be concerned hopefully julia will embrace the farm and she won't mind helping with a lot of the chores that need to be done around here um i feel like i'm really taking a risk with my heart my feelings this is probably the first time in a relationship that i've been this vulnerable what is this dude talking about taking a risk with my heart my feeling to taking a risk with my hearts and my feelings yeah you're starting to sound like a certified virgin my digress now imagine being julia excited about being in america oh the promised land you know shades of new york l.a vegas all that good jazz only to land and know where dim witty virginia is scooping up doo doo and who knows what else all while living with the parents and basically sleeping with this kid i wish i had told julia about my parents wanting us to stay in separate rooms or we're not yeah so the parents didn't want any routine road noises and uh incoming grandkids so they gotta sleep in separate rooms yeah that's gonna work look i hate to say it but i'm gonna go ahead and say it oh you're coming to be a housemate and have a souped up sleepover with your 15 year old boy i'm 27. so yay with your 15 year old boy now i can't imagine juliana being too happy about the whole sleeping fiasco and on top of that mama started getting a little too personal you know she's on birth control by chance um i guess we're not being safe you're not yes my son's fiance is coming into town oh my god i just think that they need to be on some kind of birth control my mom's on the phone with a gynecologist right now i did not expect this at all they're going to uh help out and you know her option her options for birth control that's excellent you know that makes me feel much better so let me get this straight down the way to pick up julia my mom called with coochie doctor it's all about birth control for his fiancee bill clinton doing his best statue impersonation and buddy who's 187 he's in the backseat with his cute little seat belt playing mario kart little boys in the back playing on this little game ladies if you didn't know that's the universal sign for a walking man child and you probably need to get the flip out of it asap like tell the pilot to reverse flight and back it up [Music] [Applause] like i get the concern you know mama don't want no thirst trap trapping her son for 18 years oh my lord cool yeah that makes sense only problem is this dude better be 30 that's a grown man how far people be crazy there she is oh my god we're so happy to have you here now we get to have four of us go out and do things not just the three of us [Laughter] bill left like a crackhead because it's a whole insider joke let me go ahead and translate we're so happy to have you here so now you can work on this doo-doo farm for free and that's exactly what happened so the first day here they go ahead and tore her to the farm right actually not touring but more like job orientation you know making sure she knows her duties and whatnot that she probably wasn't aware of i don't know if you guys ever been to a farm but to keep it short it smells like doo doo [Music] oh smell here now they already started working her down to the bone no extra jet lag rest no hey would you like to help nah straight up just threw out there with big aid like this gotta be breaking all type of labor laws anyway so they end up going out to meet the gramps right and we find out that mama got some deep controlling issues julia your neck oh my i say brandon brendan stop bite me stop bite me but for brendan this is fine uh oh my god it comes with the ace yeah but that's twenty he's 27. i'd still do that to a young girl have you decided when you're going to have your marriage we decided may 9th may 9th really yeah it's just not a good day it's not it's mother's day weekend i know betty i'm still trying to figure out who cares this lady out here trying to control when they have kids when they should get murdered who's scooping doo-doo she's treating her kids like farm animals stop embarrassing your son he's right betty i need you to take a step back or three might even get a ref to call travel travel you got your son out here acting like edward calling gaming salvatore sneaking around playing vampire diaries uh and on top of that these two kiddos decided hey let's take it one step further and take our talents from the bedroom to the hot tub and that's exactly what happened and nah mama wasn't too happy we don't mind you guys enjoying the farm we really don't but what's wrong it's a little cloudy did you guys wear clothes in the hot tub it's a bad boy no buy me not stay same room and this viv is out close this is fine stop sorry stop the residue from the dryer sheets or the soap on your clothes it really screws up the water and the ph i end up having to drain the hot tub and that gets really old really fast i'm no chemist but i'm pretty sure that murky turkey water ain't from no dryer sheet residue [Music] now i'm a little ocd and she said she don't like to change the water so uh safe to assume that water was pre-infested with months of butt sweat residue and y'all just did a whole flipping baptism in that water now usually when people say they don't mind we don't mind you guys enjoying the farm that's when they mined or else they wouldn't say it now luckily since brandon here has a spine of a earthworm he was able to stand up for julia during their monthly employee evaluation we need to talk about a few things that quite honestly we're not real happy with in the mornings you don't seem to want to come out and spend any time with us anymore or help dad with the animals but when you do get up you go make tea for julia and then you go to julia's room to give her tea and we don't see you for a period of time i try but then she's just like don't say that it's my mistake come back but i can't have it stop somebody please tell me what to do oh yeah how about let's start with not lying you don't got nothing to do today if you don't want to okay you're the princess so yeah just pretty much threw it under the bus because the two little raisins are a little upset nobody want to scoop doo doo at 7 am including themselves that's why they made you know not i think about it the whole farmer dating fiasco that they were talking about seems super duper suspicious so right about now like what if these bums were just fishing free labor what if this whole time this whole time this was a whole pyramid scheme masquerading as 90 day fiance what's wrong when i hate all plays here i hate what happened julia brandon i hate this place why is it so hard taking care of cute animals more people would love this more people okay many more people you need to be man and you need fix this problem julia we need live or i live leo i bet you five pepperonis your boy brandon's gonna say let's move out and be that dude to drag it out another year at the farm with big hat [Music] all these bodies in my closet i know that most of my favorite rappers wasn't spitting like me at the age of nineteen make a [ __ ] think that my idols my rivals and i never lose so my idols get slaughtered they're thrown in the trenches i snipe from a distance like boom pow i reload and i empty the clip on a [ __ ] [ __ ] with a lick in this bio like that's dope that's that sauce

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Id: gySNi_SHRQw

Length: 10min 50sec (650 seconds)

Published: Sat Jan 30 2021

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