Borat - Guide to Jobs (Extended Version)

yakshimash kazaki people have many job opportunities here in usna for a man construction worker taxi driver or accountant for women prostitute i try to get american job ching kui what sort of things have you done work wise in a question i was a make ice i was a gypsy catcher also i work with animals animals in what respect i make them have explosion for liquid for make more animals oh okay i speciality is a camel i can pull a camel for in less than a 20 minute for him to have a liquid explosion okay i can do goat very easy in a less than minute thinking honest okay is it tell me about a situation in your previous work experience where you are confident you did something well that contributed to the organization when i work as animal puller one time they said there is a camel he can make a no sexy time explosion okay i say please let the borat try they said there is not worth you try for 20 years this camel no explosion liquid is go on my knees i grip and pull for two hours oh gosh grip pull grip pull purple i my arm beginner to hurt i cannot feel my arm i carry on i do not care i tell him i will do it grip it for nothing nothing then after two hours i hear okay i think something is arriving something is arriving then fast grip pull grip pull grip and then silence and then explosion very good as far as the activity of your involvement in producing semen from animals what are your day-to-day activities i take the box of a cream i take two animals same size i lie on my back i take the same size and then i start to some people can only do uh one okay like this if it is a camel you can only do one okay like this and you have a collection uh small uzbekistani boy correct tell me a little bit about what would your boss that you had at your last job if i called him up and asked him what kind of employee you were what would he say about you he will say bad things but that is because he is a liar okay what things would he say um he would say that i am very lazy okay what does he mean by that he think i do not like work okay what about the previous job that you had what would that boss say about you he also say a bad thing he a liar too really yes okay so all of your former bosses are going to lie about you there is one that will say a good thing which one is that um he from uh from a sales company but he uh he's a dad he's dead yes okay so we can't get in touch with him no do you feel like you're the kind of person that can work well with other people yes i have very good work with other people and i want you to know that i can sniff out if there is a traitor in a company and if i find them i can finish them well i really don't need you to do that tell me your strengths let's start off with your strengths what are you good at i am a very strong physique okay i can hold a very large woman down for up to three hours okay delay this work here yes they do do they have a nicer physique yes which i have to work with you on that because uh in our workforce in the united states everybody's looked upon as equal as far as man and woman what yes do you have lawsuits are you familiar with the term lawsuit or court suit see that could become a legal issue if you give me this job can i put a camera in the lady toilet please why not did that it's against the law if i work here can i work in a room with a light yes everybody will have a light a great success see what do you want in the job i will not to work on anything that i get less than six dollars for every week six dollars for every week i will not work for this okay in the united states we have what we call minimum wage laws that the company has to pay you at least in arizona at least five dollars and fifty cents every hour every hour every hour but i want to work more than one hour a week no you work eight hours you you work 40 hours a week i want more than 5.50 for 40 hours i want 6 you'll get 200 225 dollars thank you thank you very much good luck nice to meet you nice to meet you i hope i could go okay high five all right there we go all right

Channel: Peter Mrozik

Views: 1,731,921

Rating: 4.8929148 out of 5

Keywords: Borat

Id: GQkI9VF63Ns

Length: 7min 13sec (433 seconds)

Published: Thu Nov 09 2006

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[u/simeonstanchev]

I am completely sure I have heard that song before(I am from the Balkans). It sounds like Serbian / Bosnian to me, could be Romanian or Albanian though. Definitely doesn’t sound Greek, Turkish or Bulgarian. Can anyone identify it?

[u/Sheik92]

Some version of Mera Me ti Mera