Bob Newhart Carson Tonight Show 7/10-1983

my next guest is a good have you much success in movies television radio nightclubs in series of course is called Newhart will premiere on Monday October 17th at 9:30 would you welcome Bob Newhart enjoy the interview with the chief I'd nice man I thought crossed my mind it might be a nice gesture on your part to donate your DeLorean to the dress yes that said be kind of nice would been nice sleek modern slowly paid for it all doors might create problems that's right especially if we have breasts somebody for drunkenness young witless he said the proper Chiefs got a problem not sure does do you have an extra car as all at you know what I've known you for 20 years something like that at least 20 at least 20 years yours is so successful and you still dress you started as an it as an accountant yeah you still dress conservatively with a vest you don't see people wearing vests much anymore you wear them well well thank you thank you so much huh some people can wear vests and other people come I'm out a long time ago I could pull it off in there it has a certain panache to it you don't but it gives you an image but don't you just like to break loose occasionally oh I do but an important show like this I like to dress appropriately I see no jewelry can we get to my notes they're not Johnny I don't want to get I don't want to get to those at all he's doing that to me again well I want to make you feel comfortable tire course I feel comfortable that didn't mean if I didn't like your clothes no I understand that obviously expensive yeah handin okay moving along now you you were in 2020 recently yes and you made some statements one of them was that there always be comedians around as long as other people or people do stupid things that's right that's comedians we're very lucky I mean singers come and go but as long as as people do stupid things and and we watch them then we will work we do them that's right and we can't mine under this I did for instance I did a stupid thing this week and tell us about it and it was one of those situations where I was glad no one else was around you know where you do something stupid and you look and you say thank God no one saw that because we change banks went to a different bank and as a precaution I tore up my checks from the old bank because I was afraid you know somebody find mine write a check sure and then I tore up the deposit slips because apparently I was afraid that someone would try to deposit you're new to my old Akash Turan pictured picture getting a call you know from the police saying we've caught the guy who's been doing this him if you want to prosecute and say well of course I want to prosecute he could go out if you let him off he could be depositing money in other people how much is he got in there yeah and then you felt foolish all of a sudden you didn't anybody see glad nobody was around and Here I am telling it I guess so you're right another thing I went to a we really don't read labels I go into a vitamin store and the I get intimidated in most stores hardware stores and the vitamin stores because I'd like to pretend I know you know but I don't really know and the woman's I ordered something and woman said would you like that natural or predigested and I said predigested and I took it I got in the car and I realized I began to picture how do they get it back in the body I'm like a picture of the guy that three digests just does this kind of work for a living I don't I have no idea how they do this I don't exactly what that means either were these vitamins or something vital Jess you take I haven't been I haven't taken I didn't used to do that I'm doing it now there's a there's a whole thing about that life extension thing you know that they claim with vitamins you can live to be 120 hundred 30 years old yeah you know why would you want it you know I don't know I really don't that's a question they haven't answered de trois do you do those what if you're retired 70 what do you do for 45 years 50 years well not only that but I mean they're gonna be a lot more people around you know and it's gonna be pretty crowded you know another not a lot of space you know and you're gonna be you know standing Rolly uh-oh here comes another one joy don't put him in our row come on yeah that's a problem retirement you also talk in that show about and I don't know what comedians we always get in Italy talk about things that have not worked yes we find great humor in things that go as they say down the drain or flop I've seen you at parties and we talked about just deadly routines and we get hysterical about yeah when you're talking about why is that self-protection of some kind yeah yeah I guess so it's it's um I did one I did a routine I've done a lot of routines that I've done right not too many feet away just a short walk from here yeah I'm the star spots all in tension you like it's mighty dynamite you think in your head just drive I think everyone you do you think it has a chance I did one uh I did one on a light as kind of a parody on lifeboats you know that the movie lifeboat where they all wind up in the lifeboat and right I did it with an English accent I don't know if that had anything to do with it but he he explained that their biggest their biggest fear they didn't know if they would be picked up right away or it could be several days so the the biggest fear was a boredom so they had to kind of amuse themselves in the in the lifeboat and so the guy kind of got up an amateur hour in the lifeboat for just hate their minds off of her off of their flight and um now that sounds more amusing yeah oh wait I know it's gonna be tragic well I was good so my guy raised his hand and he said then and watch what you just said and he said you're on you're able to take your eyeglasses off with your tongue I I don't think that's Christ then that well that was pretty much I always thought that was funny it ended with happen to be a flamenco team I happen to be in the life gym and they danced and and put it on I had to get other bits of tissue do a routine once about Hungarian singer I've done about three versions of a Hungarian singer on on the Ted Mack amateur hour that's the premise yeah I don't know why I'm fascinated by that but it's it's a man who who gets on the old Ted Mack amateur and he says I skipped Hungary in 1919 and 56 and come to America and I used to listen watch America in Hungary but is dangerous in Hungary at least you listened voice America because they can put you in prison and and throw the doors away he's a kid and but I listen in corner of addict listen the Metropolitan Opera broadcasts and learn to sing the song I'd like to do now vest dealer Juba which I learned from listening which watch American right I'm gonna read it good luck ooh that's possible that's entirely that's funny now when you've tried that has it yeah that's always work in it pretty much yeah it's a funny premise we'll left we'll take a break we'll be right back is that instructions Fred as I understand

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