Bob Nelson Famous Duck Routine

you know what pantomime is right pin mime let me tell you the story of the of the pantomime so you know because I'm not that good it's the story of a farmer who gets who gets woken up in the early morning by all the animals on his farm okay and gets really mad because there's one duck keeps making a lot of noise okay let's pay on my piece now Red Skelton does pantomime I do pantomime he does pantomime this is my pantomime piece with sound effects and I talk during it okay here we go this is okay I'm the farmer now I'm upstairs on my bedroom window in the farmhouse the barn is off in the distance the dew is on the grass the Sun is watch a step the Sun is rising and you hear the sounds of morning on a farm okay I'm sorry wrong planet wrong planet I'm sorry I do somebody shows a year and I just got the screwed up there I got it roll the honey is snoring again I'm sick of it oh wise guy come on make my day wait a second I'll get him here's a piece of bait for you there's a piece of bait out there see it go on take the bait can't be don't get smart with me watching my hands now I can do anything I want with you yes you better start friends because now I'm gonna kill you hey you neighbors get the hell off my property like that I'll be see myself now what do you say little duck you don't want to die huh no well why not me Josh I love you oh you love me yeah I'll burn your very very very very well very much well you know you are kind of cute you like that don't you see I got in trouble with the sheep about a week back I think what are you gonna do when I let you go you're gonna what on my face we gonna poo poo on my face huh okay then you little duck this is it I was gonna eat you now don't start that again and ain't gonna work this is it

Channel: Tim Grable

Views: 294,759

Rating: 4.7822971 out of 5

Keywords: Duck (Animal), Bob Nelson (Film Actor), Comedian, Comedy, Stand-up Comedy (TV Genre), Funny, Television (Invention), Humor, Sketch, Bird, Hollywood, Birds, Parrot, Ducks, Wildlife, Animal (Film Character), Nature, Nest, pantomime sketch, Pantomime (Composition Type)

Id: sNZAd_-ipA4

Length: 7min 48sec (468 seconds)

Published: Sun Jul 13 2014