BLUE LOCK IS JUST BUILT DIFFERENT

so boom y'all wasn't gonna tell me that they were going crazy like this in blue luck this is my first ever Sports Anime and this bit of pressure I mean this drawing kind of better than a Chick-fil-A Sandwich on a Sunday if you understand my drift and I've been low-key excited to make this video and I'm gonna keep this intro kind of short only because this is gonna be like a review slash nutshell so we have a lot to unpack here and let's get to the madness oh yeah before I start I just want to say major spoiler alert so if you haven't seen blue lock there's no chance to Billy bounce out step out of here and with that being said okay let's go we start off in the middle of a football match and our main character asagi is locked in because he knows if they win this game they go to Nationals and he's telling himself I can score this right now and tie the game up but his coach is over here like asagi remember be a team player pass the ball and he's like bet so he passes his teammate a beautiful pass just for him to do this I'm not gonna lie if I'm a soggy I'm gonna just keep it simple I'm choking you out mid game and then I'm gonna make you retake the shot but that's just me so this dude named Karen from the opposite team has the ball now and he's going up the field with it and he gets the ball and scores to win the game I mean they should have known they was gonna lose because bro name is Kira and he has white hair he was destined to be tough from the start hold on let me check my man isagi yeah never mind he ain't good so after him and his team got sent to the main menu asagi has a letter at home waiting for him and it states that he has been selected to be a certified athlete and he pulls up only to find that Kara is there as well so they both started to flirt with each other about the recent game like they both were feeling each other a little way too much this man asagi started to blush and was like oh he's talking about me gee willikers like okay you need to relax buddy so they both walk into the building only for them to walk into a bunch of Strikers I just want to say how is this [ __ ] under 18. this dude is 6'7 with Ludacris pork chop sideburns get the test he needs to be tested listen up my name is ego jinpachi and don't mind my upside down Ramen bowl haircut but I have brought all you guys together to see if I can create the number one demigod maxed out stat Striker within this new facility we call Blue lock and as of today your soul is mine so if you got what it takes bring your goofy ass so asagi is just listening to everyone to complain about Nationals and family and he's like but these lame ass [ __ ] gotta say I'm trying to be the greatest there ever was in playing the World Cup work and of course everyone's like no I'm doing that [ __ ] too and everyone starts running to the door and this is when the games begin so asaki gets to his assigned room and he walks into the room with his future teammates and of course this nigga's lover comes over to greet him and ego appears on the screen and lets them know the number on the side of their arm is their number out of 300 people in the blue Lock And if you lose within blue lock you will never go pro in Japan and their first challenge is tagged with a soccer ball and the person that's it when time Runs Out has to go ahead and pack them bags and get this step in immediately and Connie since you're the most dog [ __ ] out of everyone you're it first and bro I need y'all to listen to me real quick you literally see why this [ __ ] is 300. bro is tier one ass but he finds a smooth escape and he's like [ __ ] I might as well get this [ __ ] kazaturo from Tokyo Revengers and boy he had a rude awakening nah like literally this man cracked him in his face with his bare feet no socks it was so bad this man Ichigo came over and was like hey bro you can't be kicking people with your bare feet you know they probably don't clean the floors in here you probably spreading Mercer bruh just for him to get stuck by this man Connie and he's like oh hell no and kicks the [ __ ] out the ball just for Connie to post up behind asagi and use this man as a bodyguard yo cuz is a legit rat bro and Asahi is over here bitching because he has a minute left to make son shake so he's trying to get someone out and he finally catches Connie lacking so as he's about to send this man to meet the Lord he tells himself like nah I can't take this dub this way this nigga's too [ __ ] I want one of you nice and goes straight for batra but this man was literally like Uno reverse [ __ ] cause I was thinking the same exact thing and goes for Kira as he's chasing him down he jumps up and really tries to kick this man's head off his shoulders like bro we're not even playing tag at this point and batra brings out his inner Eddie from Tekken and gives this man asagi a clean rainbow assist and asagi says Kara I'm really him for real personally checks this man out of blue ego pops back up on the screen and he's like Kara you got to get the step in my brother and then proceeds to tell them this is the team that you guys will be working with for the rest of this election so the gang is finally able to sit down get that grub on sleep and get they rest up so then we fast forward and ego pops up on this screen once again he's like all right you guys are gonna have a full-on match now against another team so they get on the field and they see the other team coming out and these dudes are already enforcing their nin yeah [ __ ] is about to go south real quick so the game starts and it's very clear that the team the team did not listen to the coach from the earlier episode all might because it is R1 and team Z is the epitome of I and team and asaki's over here like hey yo what the and out of nowhere this dude named Barbara goes through everyone just appeared because why he put asagi in a genjutu like this somebody help him he's stuck and then tells the next dude to close your legs ma'am and then scores on the team like it was nothing I ain't gonna cap it's kind of crazy to have people emoting around you and after this he ran the tab a five zip so batra and asagi give each other the look and it was the you know we can't go out like some sorry ass hoes right and asagi takes off to the goal and batra airs the ball out to asagi and asagi was able to connect now it's a one-on-one with the goalkeeper and borrow pulls up and he's like did you forget about me I'm your dad I didn't give you permission to take off like that [ __ ] he's right I didn't ask him what am I gonna do so his Ultra instincts kicks in and he subconsciously passes the ball to Ichigo and he bombs that to the goal but they still lost and gotta take the walkashame to the locker room so they get in there to divide some strats up for the next game they get back on the field and everything is kind of going okay until the team at their faces starts calling in for that Pat Beverly defense and I'm not gonna lie they really start locking stuff up to the point where team Z can't even score with that in place the other team is able to retrieve the ball but before I continue you can already tell this dude is somewhat tough but why'd they make him look like one of those black Hungarian Sheepdogs and bro swear he came from chainsaw man because he tried to do his best Aki impression and launched the ball down the field to his teammate low key I'm kind of hating that was kind of tough that was kind of tough and his teammate gets the ball and finesses the hell out of the goalie for an easy score and after this team y had team Z in a stun lock and then that monster and asagi appeared in a Brain Blast occurred he was like I just gotta clamp this nut ass sheepdog then he takes over the game and tries to go for a shot but Nico's like come on bro you think I'm that sweet and blocks the ball despite all that we gotta give a standing ovation for gagamaru because bro saved the ball and scored but for one price and then Nico was just like all right let me show you why they made me look like a dog and he skirts off like a Sr T in the teams in full force and they're able to pass the ball to Nico now is goalie vs Nico but he dished it out to his second in command and from the looks of it the game is about to end yet this man is soggy puts all that [ __ ] on hold and says you might be a SRT Nico but I'm a demon for real and airs the ball out to batra the ankle Reaper Whoa stop reaching the kid you know a dude's feeling herself in the tongue is out in the middle of a game nevertheless batra passes it one more time and gagamaro tries to connect but wasn't in Fair reach but that wasn't intended for you Playboy that was for the dog himself he's soggy [ __ ] and he blams the ball to win the game and bro just when you think things are over with this man walks up to Nico while he's on his Force crying like a dog just to confirm that he likes the feeling of winning and sending his home bro crown him best MC to ever live so now they have to play team W and their team consists of two crazy ass looking twins I'm talking about like these [ __ ] look like they haven't blinked his birth but anyways the match begins and you would have thought this man cool on was the next upcoming because bro just started frying out of nowhere and had team Z up three before the half and then [ __ ] became really odd because Quan was just playing like a 99 but then in the second half this looked like a brown shirt and gave up three points and asagi's over here peace and [ __ ] together so he pulls up on corn he's like are you throwing [ __ ] and the two aliens are happy as [ __ ] to say yes and on top of that this joins them and they're able to score another point and now it's 4-3 as well as it being 11 verse 9 and you might be wondering why is it 11 verse 9 because this reincarnated kite ain't helping either and we get a shigeri backstory so we find out he was next up but suffered a serious ACL injury which has him scared of using his full potential because of the high chances of him injuring himself off again and not being able to play football so you want to know what we do now we we sit here and do jack soggy was not having it he possessed man mid game but it was just enough to get through him because the infamous I don't care anymore came out and when you see this line spewed from one's mouth just know that they're about to be on demon time look bro just went into his Thunder breathe in first form and breaks through his ACL shackles and asaki is like wait someone's power levels over nine thousand and they're zooming down the field so he kicks it to the other side and kuan's over here like well thanks for the ball pal but sugar is like move and blows right past him in addition he kicks the ball out even further and puts that [ __ ] into hyperdrive both of the twins in a Dutch Master and smoking their own pack and he jumps up and he becomes one with the universe and ever so lightly Taps the ball over the goalie's head and scores so dramatically just like how I'm talking right now why do I sound like that I need to chill again stop smoking crack but yeah he scores and he's able to tie the game up right before the buzzer beater and look our boy went from don't talk to me you to a winner winner chicken dinner [Laughter] and while all the happiness is going on the other team is really hopping cool on right now and you would think after getting stomped out it would humble you and put you on the right path right well think again because look at this little Mickey Mouse [ __ ] this [ __ ] really hasn't learned his lesson he over here trying to make bribes again thank God the other team was like man if you want to skip [ __ ] battle we're legit going to steamroll you guys anyway and this dude Nagi applied and was like I don't understand why you even tried this hard you gotta try this hard to win in soccer you might as well just quit but I ain't gonna lie Y'all Gonna really see why he stands behind this Audiology just remember bro hasn't even been playing for six months so kickoff starts for the next match and off top Rio links with Nagi and Boots the ball down the field to him this man Nagi legit has hands for feet because why in the [ __ ] did he just jump up and catch the ball with his foot like nah bro palmed it but with his foot he is controlling the ball with his foot in midair and then easily drills the ball for a score but we're not finished because because once again Rio does the same exact thing and oh my God Nagi really put Connie on Worldstar bro swore he was really going to stop him so Nagi pops the ball up real quick and bicycle kicks the ball from Deep to score again asaki is really over here sweating without even doing anything bro is literally perplexed Confucius Bamboozled of what the [ __ ] he is watching right now [ __ ] I would be too but it gets worse because zantetsu was like I can't let Nagi have all the fun he's like let me get that ball real quick and scores too and now it's 3-0 and the morale for team Z is at an all-time low these dudes are really lost and not to mention they're down a player because that snake ass [ __ ] Kuan ain't playing but this whole matter isn't phasing batra at all because this man is over here talking about this is getting fun and then you see the black Air Force energy just radiating off of him and he legit just started cooking batra really toggled god mode on and had the whole team looking like Connie and then he hits this ill behind the leg over the goalie kick to score like ew and bro really started popping his [ __ ] he turned around and pointed at the whole team and was like I hope y'all saw that because y'all just got 1v11 and I'll do it again and after all that team Z got fired up and started bawling even Connie did something useful and took a mean headshot for the team and Ichigo was like hold on let me put my toggle on real quick and shot the ball from 28 meters out and scored as if he was borrowed so the second half starts and asagi's like I need to level up just like how everyone else is in this match but instantly gets the ball plucked from him and boy Nagi saw this as an opportunity to get in this man's head because he pulled up and had some words for him hey bro why is your team doing everything but you're so ass you do all that thinking as if you're Deku and you're still ass honestly if I was you I would probably quit and change my name to a soggy ass Shut Up Genius like come on bro how you gonna tell the man to shut up but still compliment him just like LeBron telling me all of that and I'm sitting here like shut up you go like even though I know that you're nice I'm still gonna go out my way to try to offend you we gotta work on our man's comeback bro so chicory and zantetsu are going at it and can we come to a generalization that zantetsu is just a copy and paste either from my hero they even do the same exact thing they're both fast so kite has the ball and he kicks it out further knowing that Eda has the initial burst of speed and he'll Gap him to begin with but over time he knows he has the better endurance and he'll outrun him to the ball and he does exactly that and frees up the space and able to square easily which now ties the game up I feel so bad for Rio because raichi really got the straps put on this man and you just see the frustration on Rio's face and that's all it took because this man Nagi saw the pain in his Man's eyes and that monster finally came out bro even called for the rock so he gets the ball and he starts making things look like a hot sauce and one mixtape and then he passes it out to zanta just for him to get the ball again and we definitely see that he has his acrobat badge because he does this tight 360 and launches the ball into the goal for another point and I tell you man because this game was getting hot because this man Ichigo responded to the heat scored again to tie the game up ITA starts with the ball and feeds Nagi with a huge pass but asagi's there like white on rice and he's like yeah this ain't gonna work again but Nagi was like oh really and bounces the ball off his back [ __ ] the soggy's head all up and Nagi charges up to go for the final kill shot and in everyone's football dreams yeah your eyes aren't deceiving you Kuan just saved everyone from all F foreign and gets a red card I still hate this man so much because he did all that sabotaging and then he gets to say you need to win the game how about you win my size 13 cleats now Rio gets a free kick and he goes for it but the goalie wasn't for it and was able to keep everyone's dreams alive but Nagi responds and is able to put some height on the ball to seal the game up there to save the game once again and oh my Lord that boy batra got the ball on a fast break and he's already linking eyes with a soggy and he fool sends the ball over to him yet Nagi is right there still on his hip while channeling that inner nethero Aura around him if you know you know once again he has a soggy and a choke hold right now but our boy breaks free and puts everything into this last shot and sends that whole flying to seal the deal up and win the game and ladies and gentlemen I would like to announce a star has officially been born well on that note bye

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Length: 16min 25sec (985 seconds)

Published: Sun Feb 12 2023