- Am I attractive? You can only use your
sense of touch to decide. - Let's do it. (laughs) - Is it over the table? (laughs) I'm sorry. - What? - Nevermind. (laughs) I'm Daniel. (dramatic orchestral music) - Hi, Malaya. - Malaya. - Where's your hand? - Oh, are we shaking hands? - (laughs) We're shaking hands. - Nice to meet you. - [Man] Do you guys wanna
start off with a shot? - Sure. - Let's take a shot. What is this? - This is my tasting. - Oh. (laughs) - Jesus. - [Man] Perfect. - That was it? - [Man] Okay, that's good. (squeals) Okay, you're gonna play
the whole game blindfolded. Until the very end. - A literal blind date. - [Man] Who's gonna go first? - Me. - Oh God. - What's your type? Be specific. - Medium in height, generally athletic, very active, and, you know, outgoing. Willing to do things like this, like come to a studio and do a blind date. So, yeah, you're already
on the radar, I guess. - Wow, thank you. - What is your type? - Big, tattooed, slightly mean guys. (laughs) Yeah. - Am I attractive? You can only use your
sense of touch to decide. - Let's do it. Okay, this is a nose. You have big ears. - I do. - Okay, I feel product. - Little bit. - This is a good jawline. This is like a Draco Malfoy jawline. - I don't look like Draco Malfoy. (audience laughs) I'm actually curious, like
what race do you think I am? - I think you're Asian. - Why do you think I am Asian? - I don't know. It's something about
the sound of your voice. (laughs) - Okay. - What ethnicity do you think I am? - I don't know, like Filipino kind of, or maybe like half and half. - Okay, interesting. Oh god. - Oh god. - Have you done butt stuff? (laughs) - When I was in puberty I just
like kind of experimented. - You stuck a finger up your own butt? - Yes. (laughs) I feel like most guys end up doing that. - What? - Alright. - Oh my god. - I just wanted to know what it felt like. But after that-- - Okay. - I've been out of it. (laughs) Completely. (audience laughs) In all honesty, do you think the size of
a man's penis matters? (groans) - Okay, um, yes. Cause I feel like there's
definitely a point where it's not enough. - What happened to like the whole, as long as he know how
to use it kind of thing? - Yeah, but most guys don't, so. - I think I know how to use my penis. - You think? - Yeah. - Do you have references? - Would you wanna call them? (laughs) - [Man] I think that's a pretty good idea. (laughs) Is your phone in your backpack? - It is in my backpack. - [Man] I'm gonna go get your backpack. - Who was like your first impulse to call? - My most recent thing, I guess. God damn it. (laughs) (phone rings) - [Woman] Hello? - Hey. - [Woman] What's up? - How good do you think I am in bed? - [Woman] Daniel, what the fuck? - [Woman] You're really good, obviously. - Okay, I'll talk to you later. - [Woman] Why? Okay. But, okay. Yeah, I guess just call me later then. - Alright, bye. (laughs) - She gave you, like it was an immediate
great review though. You should feel proud of yourself. On the count of three, let's both verbalize
our honest preference, sex with a condom or sex without a condom. Safety or STDs-- - Wait, do we-- - On three. - Wait, you can't say it like that. (laughs) - One, two, three. No condom.
- No condom. (laughs) - Jesus. - On the count of three, we both say the average
number of times we masturbate in a week. Three, two, one. Five.
- Once. Whoa. (laughs) - Did you say once? - Yeah. (laughs) - I have sex a lot, so. - Wow. - (laughs) Sorry. (sighs) Oh no. - Will you make out
with me for one minute? - One minute? - One minute. - Blindfolded? I would go like ten seconds. (laughs) I can't, okay. (audience claps) Okay, great. - What did you think about my lips? - It was good. I feel like I might have
lipstick on my face now. - You think I wear lipstick? (laughs) Before we take our blindfolds off, would you go on a second date with me? - Yeah. I think like we would have
good conversation and stuff. - You think so? - Yeah. Would you go on a second date with me? - Of course. - Aww, thanks. - Yeah. - Okay, ready? - Oh shoot, are we doing this? - Yep. One, two, three. (laughs) - Hi. - Hi. - So, it's nice to meet you. - You too. (laughs) - So weird. (laughs) So what ethnicity are you? - I'm Filipino-White. - You are? - Yeah. - Okay, so I was right, right? - Yeah. - I got that right. - That's why I was like,
what, this is crazy! - Cool. What physical feature of mine
are you most attracted to? - I think you have a nice face. You definitely have a nice jawline, and I felt that while I
was like feeling your face. - I think you have very pretty eyes. - Aww, thank you. - Yeah. They actually are glowing right now. Yeah. - Thanks. - Yeah. - So how was it for you
going on a date blindfolded? - I had a lot of fun. - Yeah. - I really did. - Were you more honest
wearing a blindfold on--? - I definitely do think that
I was a little more honest than I would have been, but I'm
glad that that was the case. - Yeah, same. - [Man] Alright, sweet. Good job. - Thanks. (audience claps) (laughs) - Why'd you go up? - What do you mean, why'd I go up? Cause you're tall. - Well, then, I go up right? - Okay, fine, I'll go under. - That's weird to me. - That was weird. - That's like friends.
