Blind Reaction: Steins;Gate Episodes 2-3 [REUPLOAD]

hello everybody flaming shark back with another video today giving you guys another blind commentary blind reaction today we're reacting to steins gate episodes two and three it looks like episode two is called time travel paranoia i don't know what episode three is called um it's actually weird my files don't actually have the titles on them but when i open them up in um in vlc they have the titles so this one is time travel paranoia which is pretty fitting so um yeah i have taken very soft notes um okabe sheena and hashida pretty much sums up my notes i have three character names i don't have the character name for redhead uh who is clearly going to be important as well in this show um but i have okade or kabe sorry sheena and hashida even though i don't have their like nicknames because they had nicknames for each other too so [ __ ] me um i just have them written down on a whiteboard i'm actually gonna need to go into one of my um one of my like journals and actually have more um advanced notes after for my next steins gate recording but i'm running out of time here i really did not have much time today um i i apologize um i almost uh voltron i was able to get it out like more or less on time but it was almost out super late um because i just have been busy and i was talking to people and doing stuff and just busy today but i should have just enough time to get the steins gate two episodes done uh we're only doing two episodes this week um stein's gate is like gonna be so simple because after this week we're basically just gonna do three episodes a week till we finish it obviously they'll be the odd end with like the ova and the movie and stuff like that will be a little a few weird things but for the most part we're just gonna do three episodes a week until we finish it after this week um if everything goes according to plan which is gonna be really fun i'm so excited for this has been so long since i did my initial blind reaction to the first episode of this series and it was so interesting and i've been wanting to do that another thing that a lot of people have been talking about uh way back in my steins gate video which i guess actually didn't come out too long ago but when i record it was forever to go uh okay that was a weird sound um but something that happened a long time ago on my original science game video was that um there was just a lot of sauce about how there's a lot of like little messages and like obviously in the sub it's very uh simple um but like because like they they you know they subtitle it but because the stuff's written in japanese and it's like a dub it's like a lot of people were very concerned about me missing little things especially given that you know how i am with little details and clues and stuff you guys know i am such a mark for this [ __ ] and given the fact that i can see both a psychological and a really like like a kind of psychological element to this and maybe even almost gravity falls-esque element a mystery element uh those two things combined just sound absolutely glorious and that seems to be kind of where we're going with this whole time travel thing that science gate seemed seemed to start to set up with the first episode um that i obviously don't want to miss anything so i believe and i could be wrong but i have a really nice files for the rest of the series and uh the only reason i didn't use these files was i wanted to see the intro and outro in episode one because i had these files back then too but i wanted to watch the intro and outro and i don't think these files have the intro and outro because of their length it's only like 21 minutes but these are uh dual audio files and they have um they have all these different uh you know they have they obviously have english audio track and japanese audio track and they also have multiple different subtracts and one of the subtracts um so they they have you can disable them and then they have two different like sub tracks and then there's another sub track that's called signs and songs and i believe that this is what you guys are talking about which is basically um no subs no subtitles because i don't like subtitles when i understand everything that's being said i if they aren't necessary for me subtrials just ignore me so i don't want to i don't want to have subtitles while watching the dub but what this is what i'm assuming is signs and songs so any songs will have the the subtitles which is cool because obviously they'll be in japanese but then also signs is in like little things that are like in in um japanese and stuff in the surroundings all that stuff all of that i'll get subtitles for those which is wonderful this is exactly what i want so i think this is it now i haven't um watched anything from the second episode but i checked a little bit the first episode and when i clicked this um i wasn't seeing any subtitles for like normal dialogue so i'm pretty sure that's what this is because this is a subtitle track but it doesn't have subs for the regular dialogue so that must be what you guys more or less want me to have is some form of subtitles for the make sure i get subtitles for the the [ __ ] that i need to know um like with little stuff like in the background or whatever i don't know the specifics because i've never seen the show but i'm pretty sure i got that locked and loaded for all of you guys and i'm sure you guys will be happy to know that so i figured i'd tell you guys that instead of just jumping right into the episode besides that um besides the fact that i'm gonna have a [ __ ] hell of a time trying to remember these names because sometimes every once in a while there's just a show where names just escape me uh hopefully they grow on me and they become natural but uh for the time being i have my notes um for whatever reason for a long time you're lying april i just could not remember the names and there was only four names worth remembering in that show anyways and i could not remember them but you know now even even though i have not touched your line april in forever i still remember uh kyori for sure um [ __ ] okay right as i say that i uh tsubaki tsubaki is the other girl oh man um kosei is the guy with the glasses and i must admit i don't remember the name and like the best friend guy who uh i but three out of four and i have not seen your line april in forever but for the longest time i couldn't remember any of their names and that was the show where i had to take notes on the names and steins gate's the new one and i loved that show just like i'm sure i'm gonna love stein's gate so it has nothing to do with my investment or my interest it's just sometimes psycho pass is the other one where besides akane i had like the worst trouble with names speaking of which now i just made myself sad reminding me of the fact that i've not i still need to watch the rest of psychopaths and that show is [ __ ] amazing huh ripped the dream anyways uh let's actually just jump into steins gate episode two i've been talking for a while explaining stuff and i hope and i think you guys more or less you know you've heard what you wanted to hear and now you just want to see me react to this so like i said i don't think the intros or outros are in these files which is fine i just wanted to see them at once and you know whatever do a reaction to them um if there is like a second intro or anything you guys can tell me um you know like give me a link tell me when to watch it all that stuff if there is a second intro because this is a 24 episode anime and a lot of those longer animes uh switch intros halfway through the season instead of having one intro for the entire season so that's something worth uh mentioning as well i suppose anyways uh let's finally get into time travel paranoia which i don't really have a prediction i think we're just gonna get more of the nonsense from episode one which was quite a doozy already let's just jump into this in three two one and play yep yep there's the girl the girl whose name i don't know and he's gonna see her again he's gonna be like what the [ __ ] yep that's kind of where we left off at the end of episode one yep he's like shook as [ __ ] yep [Music] you're alive that's kind of creepy touching so much that is really creepy yeah i'm about to scream bloody murder here in a second mystery yeah you're getting a great beast but man she is like getting really creeped out feel free to slap him if he gets too grabby you are skewered like a pig i saw it plain don't say skewered like a pig that sounds really really sad during doctor knock a box she's literally snay on the easy crate dude we've been over this the doctor's lecture never happened remember but i excuse me they're ready for you now ma'am huh coming you can't just spot her off you are sick far from it i am horn kilma okay well that's kind of weird how it's cut out i wonder if that's on purpose it's kind of cut off but it's time travel paranoia yeah thanks for coming today i appreciate it um it's only fair to warn you not all that accustomed to speaking publicly not to mention the fact that okabe is here wow she's cutting her teeth on us yeah so i guess a zombie's out of the question yeah you get over this place time machines will be the focus of our discussions oh boy kind of left field from the topic covered in my article i realized but i'll try my best to sound semi-coherent fair enough coincidence surely personally my assertion is that they're no more real than the boogeyman tantalizing to consider perhaps but framed objectively something any serious physicist simply outgrows objection objectives right now man you're evident skeptic please i hope no one saw me come in with you that's not really this guy well-established theoretical foundations in virtually every branch of physics argues against the idea i'm not alone nut pray continue all right then fine you're so keen let's do this open forum wouldn't we conversation hijacked by entrenched naysayers now would we no we wouldn't agreed oh i love her that's not his name but okay i uh what the [ __ ] it's infuriating oh it's safe to say did she just savage you live with the notion of bouncing around through time in a blue police box however charming that sounds any blue police box wow what the [ __ ] so much for goodle's view let's forge ahead to the next contender jesus christ i should say if i'm not moving too fast yeah that concludes my reasoning with regard to the quantum view unless of course the gentleman would like to point out something i missed feel free to jump in why must you be so damnably articulate i know right she's [ __ ] gonna leave you to ramble she's [ __ ] amazing clearly the bastard's mean for this to escalate in the full full-out psychological warfare i know right i'll just beef up my defenses that's just what this whole show is gonna be right you're already half crazy [Music] that honestly sounded like a [Music] god damn it all these [ __ ] okabe someone actually kill them so many [ __ ] names never gonna remember this oh right um elsa concrete kongru i'm sure you mean that's the one yes rydo so what did you need me to carry oh it's right here i kind of well you might say i wasn't expecting the shrine to give us so much corny goodness father received them as a gift but we can't eat enough to keep it from they're like sisters works out for us your donation to the lab is most appreciated no doubt it'll give member morale a little boost really you're not just saying that are you she actually like she thinks you're cute oh that phase wanted me to show some discipline the samadhari blades so he doesn't like being called okay [Music] i'm certain keep at it and you'll be a worthy wheeler in no time nice that's pretty cute you found it in the weapon shop for only 980 yen and they didn't even know it was magical and stuff well then let us inspect your progress grasshopper demonstrate an exorcism oh well sure i guess what the [ __ ] don't really perform them all by myself bothers you maligned spirit has taken possession of my right hand banish it before i'm forced to do something obscenely be right back wow that spirit sure likes messing with you while you're here indeed it is insatiable oh delicate as an orchid oh it's a cherry blossom you're an interesting yeah pretty much and a dude what title is a willow slender is a wreath a dude a dude radiant and shrine vestments the sun dips low in a rosy sky cicadas buzz ruka is a dude it's a dude i [ __ ] love this show that was one of the better examples of a trap i don't even know what it was amazing holy [ __ ] exorcisms being in good with the shrine has its perks take that evil spirits oh you're so cute oopsie interesting it's so hard to get a read on okabe though he's such a soft and hard to tell when he's serious and when he's not oh guess that makes sense oh [Music] hmm i'll take the swag you've got work right hand it over [Music] aren't you gentlemen ah oh it's a late shift today so i'll probably just head on home after i get out okay hey yeah you really don't remember hearing that scream this morning what where the stairwell of the radio building um that'd be the kind of thing to stick out yeah it was so yeah well anyway never mind you're so random sometimes he is but i don't know no one remembers but me yeah this isn't some elaborate prank i'm losing my mind no something tells me you're way more sane than you try to add shuttering up early today mr brawn can't speak for this mr brawn fella but i am yeah i'm viewing a part-timer you're kidding me has father time encroached so swiftly that helpers needed to maintain a clientele free cavern like this come closer and ask hey you guys okay then new character hi sorry that's how all the cool kids are saying what's up these days i'm guessing she's not here today you stay out of this give me a name amani souza your age 18. reason for applying serious crt buff yeah definitely go to vaudeville you should take it on the road yeah know right here what you think yeah nice to see it illya slash lucy an idiot who happens to be none other than hopefully you want me to double your rent okay what you got in the bags have a look donations in the form of intelligence core i could part with an ear for a song brody looks like it's made of little yellow blisters cool to see how it starts out though you've never seen me touch it easy be warned girl many a passing acquaintance of mine has been hounded by the organization the organization here we go again claudia sarah innocent simone wait wait so tragic well i don't frighten easily mister please don't encourage the guy he's whacked enough as it is yeah ah just keep telling yourself that cue ball one day the world shall tremble beneath my feet oh dear god what is wrong with you so evil laughs are trendy yes they are very oh he's nice he did that on purpose that wasn't an accident what a nice guy he's so hard to read though it's hard to tell when he is acting and when he isn't because i feel like sometimes he is sometimes he isn't yeah okay so it was yeah like stuff like that okay [Music] working hypothesis reality in my brain are at odds makes sense but i don't think it's that simple what is this okay so he's just going computer he's really looking [ __ ] up i have here this music time travels here lol cern maintains a strict monopoly on the time machine market what the [ __ ] civilians and corporations alike are banned from acquiring one this is how they've been able to implement their vision unchecked why the world's the way it is i'm here to reroute the past for the sake of your future i've come to take down cern and thwart the dystopian mess they've created in my own time i'm here to protect freedom i'm worried that by being here you run the risk of creating a paradox ah the so-called grandfather paradox it doesn't exist it's possible to meet your past self you'll simply change world lines if you do oh you have to let go of this idea of time as a single line moving from past to future it's actually comprised of infinite lines already parallel we call these world lines yeah let's say for example by traveling back in time to prevent it i create two diverging worlds one where you're killed one where you're not yeah the same basic idea is true of all such actions the traveler splits off to a different world line oh whoa that gets really [ __ ] up that he's japanese he rears up on us message boards back in 2000 claiming he's from 2036 alludes to a war-ravaged future he's traveled back in time to try and steer us clear of it takes the internet and every underground publisher by storm oh still though you'd think a decade would have cooled down the imitators by now come on stop giving me dead links it's annoying oh damn it this is files on the sob wow huh a dozen results no way ten years ago every choked with a dot-com address was on top of every showed with a dot-com address impossible they're different this is a different world no no it's a different world i had books about him on the shelf i'm certain i did this is a different world blind [Music] daru it's me this better be good dude i'm with ferris where'd you move my books i'm sorry the ones i had on john teeter man look i've always kept them in the same place tell me you moved them wait slow down what who's that oh no dude oh no i spent all night trying to turn up peter 2010 no stone unturned i told him and yet i have a question for you peter about 10 years ago the year 2000 in other words that's an interesting topic you bring up unfortunately however i've never visited the year 2000 nor do i have any plans to huh whoa excuse me why are you just randomly taking pictures of them that is to say hold the phone just a moment please or rather delete the pictures you just took of me from your phone for your own safety i'm sorry apparently i've offended you in some way hmm what were you taking pictures of evidence evidence i was here i mean of the stuff i've seen i suppose you could say she's one of them too she's just like you something sure this quite the dinosaur you've got there miss you're an expert sorry do you know anyone who is well uh daru a friend of yours i guess i don't think that's any of your business damn pictures if you would i need this daru's content yeah she's just like you i think not i don't believe this you're trying to strong-arm me aren't you i'll delete it if you tell me oh very well then but you're mistaken if you think i'll sell out a cohort i'll give you my contact info what name should i type can't you read it says ho and kilma right there fine allow me she's too protective because the phone is the one thing that can like transcend it just send me the phones are really important because they're your proof of existence in a sense well then welcome home meowster oh god kitten a cat mate it's meow please jesus christ shut up oh you know what we should find a way to make your name kitty-ish too how about real quebec he's lounging in the back what happened to your solemn oath to darken our doorway every three days you big goofy frankenstein ah blame the organization though you poor thing what have they done now tell me about kids whatever it is you know we've got your back in good time i'll take my usual stealth field thank you hang on now when are you gonna let me join ferris i cannot let you fight my battles in good conscience not even when i've mastered my super secret special move why does everything surely you kind of perfected it so quickly what the hell was the show months of hardship in the guiana highlands couldn't deter me nor the devil no you do realize i hate you now yeah so this place is so cute seriously i'm not talking i love japan stop worrying i have no interest in a girl who spews not but falsehoods watch it i can't allow you to talk about my girl that way strong words for a don juan your precious harem know you're here nice try yeah it doesn't count if i fool around on them with a flesh and blood woman okay change of something it says here have a look at this whoa that's your classic ibn 5100 is that a big deal dude it's not just retro it's like the rarest of the rare about a month ago word through the grapevine had one floating around here somewhere your new friend and me probably troll the same message boards and it hasn't turned up yet nighthard couldn't even get a lockdown bad as the whole thing was just a rumor someone threw out there to light a fire under the local ants i think it's a little more than worth well it's been about 30 years since they had them on the market pcs were still so pricey back then not many people had the scratch lying around to buy one kind of the dark ages in a way really [Music] a lot in other words speak of the devil it would appear this curio moeka as a woman on a bit of a mission oh joy the plot dickens she's a i sent that mail yeah okay then breeder whatever that is she is a potato and evidently only a person a few words in person great what's up you owe me a lunch for not unleashing this chatty kathy on you man sorry no dice my sources say it was probably just a rumor el sai kongru hmm bon appetit me ousters eat it while it's hot bitchin prepare to be impressed i'm about to do some damage what oh man this is heaven on a plate why does it have to say that of all things what the [ __ ] analysis the gel nanas hit the two four so to be named have been ripped asunder at the molecular level hmm they're basically mutant bananas you mean yeah the bananas again yeah that'd be good what do you suppose is causing it i think you'll agree the only conceivable explanation at this stage is some sort of uncommonly intense em wave what's your basis a mad scientist's intuition my friend okay flying by the seat of our pants anyone you are boss superlative let us then commence uh do you really want to use these fear not double o three these specimens are the fruit of maieri's generous donation yeah they're heard yes we haven't time to quibble over particularly potatoes okay but i think one's more than enough just note while i was willing to up the ante you remain a one banana cautious carl you know i refuse to be insulted by the guy who named this machine damn phone wave real name tba happens to be a clever rooster throw the organization off our scent well you're the only idiot here who thinks they're sniffing oh wow just calling it like i see it man the organization is sniffing it's all real what is it it's gone look impossible red alert implement emergency lockdown protocol theta 666 immediately data 666 that damn you there's no time to push this through it seriously is this your idea of a joke hey if anyone's getting punked here it's me look either you palmed it or we have a teleporter on our hands a what you think it teleported come on that's crazy talk crazy talk is it open your eyes how else does an ordinary banana go from what the [ __ ] holy [ __ ] it's fused into the um that's funny i could have sworn we tore it off from the rest of them funny i could have sworn i saw you do it not a minute ago that's what i thought now the crazy guy doesn't want to admit it be on to something kind of seems like it huh interesting experiment you've got going on there okabe wow where the [ __ ] did you come from sorry is it ho in kiyoma oh dear god [Music] where the [ __ ] did you come from girl all right we have uh this is previews for next episode okay let me pull up episode three first of all what the [ __ ] okay right okay okay it only took two episodes for this to just go completely [ __ ] i mean even the first episode was kind of already like what the [ __ ] but we're even more like what the [ __ ] now so like holy [ __ ] guys like jesus christ like wow like there is a lot of [ __ ] [ __ ] going on like i wish i knew these [ __ ] names better and i hate that they have their names and they have their nicknames and it's just like oh please stop like oh it's potato so i i'm just going with their real names okabe sheena hashida and i still don't have the girl's name down because [ __ ] i am the worst when it comes to japanese names but um really good stuff holy crap um that did not feel like one episode i swear that was longer than one episode there was just so much going on and it was so good i i really enjoyed what they did with um what they did with [ __ ] um how like from uh uh i feel like i'm not gonna talk about like the character i feel like this is gonna be a show that i'm going to be talking so much about the actual plot as opposed to the characters but i think the character work from okabe in particular was absolutely amazing in this episode i think you really got to see him in an interesting light where you see how crazy he acts and yet when things are actually going crazy he loses that like crazy edge and he starts to actually seem serious and it it really shines a brighter light on his character as a whole that i think is really interesting especially this early in the show and i definitely think that we will explore that a lot more as things continue to get crazier and crazier in this universe as the show continues uh this episode last episode was like time travel paranoia looks like this episode is called parallel world paranoia which uh yeah parallel worlds holy [ __ ] i mean i mean obviously we are already in a parallel world by the end of episode one but it's just gonna keep getting more and more potato and hopefully everything works out but oh my god this show is gonna get so [ __ ] complicated so [ __ ] confusing i can already tell like you can already tell there's gonna be so much time and a reality jumping that it's gonna just be like and like and like i said the phones are obviously so important and the messages they've sent and all that stuff it's gonna be really interesting to see what the red hair girl what she how she connects into all of this because all of a sudden she just shows up their place like well that's a cute experiment you got there and and they're just gonna be like what the [ __ ] and oh there's so much sauce there's so much sauce like why'd she come what does she know did she realize something from him like there's so much here and i have no idea where this show is going at all not the slightest clue so oh man oh man let's uh let's just jump into episode three uh parallel world paranoia in three two one and play yeah just not giving a [ __ ] sorry i tried knocking but no one came but how'd you ferret us out i asked hashida for the street address wow oh i got it and hoshida just said it less of a frat pad and more of an actual laugh idiot you betrayed me to this nattering vixen yep it's okay you were ill-prepared to deal with a three-dimensional woman a three-dimensional my telling him so is not gonna do you very much good we are undone the organization's finally worked an agent into our sanctum sanctorum think what our present calamity can't be the choice of stein's gate what in the hell is a steins gate it's just a phrase he's partial to it doesn't mean anything sure yeah why would i expect anything he says to make sense off with the boots huh oh sorry guess i spent too much time in the states oh yeah it does seem like you did i'm making seikourasu might as well do it official like huh what's the matter are you one of those japanese guys who shakes hands like a dead fish don't wet yourself don't wet yourself [ __ ] it out probably taught you 20 ways to kill a man can you blame me for not jumping headlong into oblivion hey where do you think you're going uh god she is hot i came here to find out why you were so surprised to see me alive or if that was just your clever excuse to go poking around in my coat and that is interesting and yes it's most definitely on purpose what they're doing with the titles very cool holy [ __ ] oh yeah here's this whole thing again and there's this girl oh that's pretty cool attached to it doesn't look faked she's packing a doomsday device don't you take your eyes off her for a nanosecond sure thing boss got tweezers no fine viscous consistency flavor yuck not good sad zombie eating that in lieu of brain matter i'd have given you a banana you pervert you just want to watch me eat a banana wow isn't it enough that you can get right practically the moment we met i don't mean to interrupt anything but this is amazing he said you just want to watch me eat a banana a second ago could you like repeat that for me only this time whisper it a little bit why would i do that problem that's a perfectly innocuous request unless no that would be impossible something that nasty wouldn't occur to you what sprang to mind we're all dying to know you know damn well what i thought because you thought it first awesome no it's not wow wow things delayed a counter-trouble perverts i'm going to hold off for now for now huh the you know what on the table don't even start the microwave did that right that's top secret avert your eyes woman future gadget numero 8 is our laboratory's most diabolical weapon she's pretty smart man no point playing keep-away if she can tell us how the thing works yeah smart and evil by the time you and me figure it out we're gonna hear this whole thing but everything in the future gadget lab is for members eyes only you there christina you said your name was that's not a name never said that i will divulge its secrets to you if and only if firstly you must join our sacred brotherhood of anarchic science the future gadget laboratory you're really going to make me join your stupid lab to look at your microwave i mean i guess i could but i'm headed back home to the united states in august so your membership is provisional now secondly uh you do not run screaming to the cops about us being perverts take it or leave it hey if you ever get burned out on science you'd be one hell of a lawyer my friend serious you rule at the smooth talk thank you daru now you have no qualms about my generous conditions right generous to you maybe me i'm one banana common away from fight or flight you haven't said no christina oh sally nutjob all right you're the zombie how would you like it poe carcinoma chioma watch your tongue banana mouth in the movies this is when you two get busy wow okay they both said that on one condition though you need to give it a rest with all the fruit-based innuendo i wouldn't want to have to start reaching for the pepper spray ah sweet victory i hereby nomenclature lab member double04 also known as christina no i am not that's [Music] you can't just go with your first thought i suppose you'd have us go with yours a banana moved a couple feet i'm just saying i think teleporters wow really huh oh we have a guest a pleasure to meet you i'm maki se kurasu i hope my being here didn't startle you i'm sheena mayuri yeah are you a member of the lab i just became one myself oh seriously yep a girl i won't be the only one is it that big of a deal super big deal wow you're the only girl who's ever been up here other than me can you believe it you don't say nice to meet you thank you and likewise very cute what's up there was an electrical discharge what why didn't you tell me about that sooner give me all of the relevant data you have well lightning came out of the microwave yeah that pretty much covers it when exactly yesterday around noon i think you tore out of here after they showed that crash satellite on tv so i guinea pig my phone onto it [Music] when i texted from the radio building you're telling me the phone wave real name tba was actually wired into your cell phone that nutty one about maki say getting 86 you fired that thing off to me last week the hell i did i sent it yesterday at noon where'd it go it should be right here damn it what was the microwave doing when it got zapped huh i was running some tests on it trying to see if i could get the turntable to go counter-clockwise we should try to recreate those same conditions mayuri will your chicken tenders heed the coal of science yes chicken tenders taste best when you eat them with friends why are we putting those things in there again i want to see if superfluous material affects the end result makes sense engage changing the ver or changing a single variable now then send me a text assistant okay first of all i am not your assistant yeah even if i were i don't know your phone number so hard to find good help daru your phone will have to suffice what do you want it to say how about christina is a pervert don't know you're lucky nice how about i just split the difference ocarine is a pervert what do you think what attaboy good thinking god these characters are amazing together holy [ __ ] i bet you those tenders are nice and hot i am not saying anything [Music] surprised you all right suck it ac wow ac coming in the clutch what just happened electromagnetic pulse don't be an idiot we're talking about a microwave you probably bought secondhand at some pawn shop not a hydrogen bomb my chickies are charcoal they'll never be tender again what are we gonna do about that hole in the floor mr braun's gonna burst a blood vessel well jackpot received july 24th at 5 30 pm it really went back in time did you figure something out something more like everything my sterling brain has sliced through this riddle in one fell swoop seriously just as the banana has returned to the bunch from whence it was taken this text has shot five days into the past but that would mean yes exactly this humble kitchen appliance is a time machine holy [ __ ] the [ __ ] the [ __ ] microwave is the [ __ ] time machine are you kidding me i mean that's kind of obvious where the text messages who's sf oh yeah oh [ __ ] violet i christened shining finger should have called her hyperactive finger text me right away hear you asleep yet how long you're gonna sleep do you think daru [Music] fancier mid-morning walk what's wrong we burned the midnight oil for nothing i'm getting a little low on morale plus my 2d harem hates it when i neglect them wait why aren't they turning into giant bananas said that already no maybe not beats me how come we can't send any more texts back in time maybe we should pick maki say's brain again hmm the ss christina has sailed no but that's impossible yeah she and that she was not able to accept uh shine traveling down what am i looking at what are just the houses lhc what is that hadron collider oh certainly yeah of course we're bringing that up that makes sense cern maintains a strict monopoly on the time machine cern he mentioned them that guy the one you were going on about suddenly there's people talking about him all over the internet what does it stand for in his post john teeter says that cern completes a working time machine by 2034. too early for crazy talk just tell me what does it stand for get off my jock and i'll tell you cern's full name is the european organization in nuclear research they're based outside geneva their big thing is particle physics research makes sense and rightly so check out the hardware these cats are packing the low energy anti-proton ring the proton synchrotron booster oh man large electron positron collider i only know what some of this stuff is pajama the world's largest particle accelerator yeah the large hadron collider yep there were even rumors going around that the lhc could produce micro black holes if anything could that'd be it yep black holes you say huh daru uh-huh is there isn't there a prevalent school of thought that posits time travel is possible through the creation and exploitation of miniature black holes yeah yeah yeah i actually followed all of that the daylight through that one yeah she pretty much said it's impossible to create black holes to begin with you just told me maybe the lhc could do it who's to say they haven't oh yeah nah cern told everybody they struck out man please as though i would just blind yeah that is true they might just be straight up lying he's so naive i know el psy congro wanna remind me what windmill we're tilting at now at this point we've got one course of action go visit ferris at the main cafe wrong don't make me fight this fight alone i need more except for my elite skills come on stop like i'm actually so into this right now done no wait i don't want to hear this i don't actually we hack and discern oh okay you're kidding tell me you're kidding uh he's not kidding we're just hacking into the slips the bonds of time or is condemned to a life of disultry heating don't get pissy if it doesn't work here you will get pissed that'll be 800 yen okay get rekt get wrecked there's this girl again who's also seen you know the shop doesn't get any customers i'm dying of boredom okay work at a bike store fess up what kind of hijinks are you guys getting up to with the name like future gadget laboratory it's gotta be who divulge that name um what uh-huh well if you know that much i suppose you can handle the truth we've taken up arms against a so-called benign group that fancies itself a shadow government we're just about to fire the first shot in a vicious cyber war in fact wow that sounds pretty hardcore you're how do you know that my bad see i heard you going on about it i just get so bored down here and voice is scary you know so you admit to spying on us then not my fault i got good ears oh but don't worry about it your secret is safe with me man you are so bad at keeping things from spies good thing you don't actually have a spot really what now oh nothing it's a line from a show just a record are you sure about that mate she wants me to help her find an ibn 5100 ibn so you've heard of it oh i know oh you're actually kind of seeming a little suspicious hey come on cut me some slack he was talking about him online you know that time traveler dude john titor or whatever oh john teeter yeah i read all about it on some web forum or other he was saying something like the ibn 5100 was built before pcs were using basic so it can read ibm's proprietary programming code which no other pck are you sure yeah back when he first showed up on the boards in 2000 didn't teeter oh okay he's looking for the message board again all of you seem to embrace the entrenched concept of time contrary to your beliefs time is not a river flowing from past to future in an inexorable current for example let's say i go back in time and kill somebody we'll call a doing so will lead to an alteration of what is known as the divergence number and the world line will shift to a universe without any [Music] makes sense when a world line shifts people's memories are changed accordingly so memories of the world in which a continue to exist are nullified and overwritten with memories of a world line in which his life was cut short yeah okay that makes sense please explain how exactly does cern a benign research organization end up becoming a tyrannical oligarchy kind of hard to understand cern is not so benign as they would have you believe for example they've already succeeded in producing miniature black belts perhaps the easiest way to characterize my future is return to 18th century living standards under a global framework of communism in 2036 cern controls most of the world's technology and scientific knowledge and you require an ibn 5100 to prevent this future of yours from occurring i assume that is correct the ibn 5100 singular abilities are needed to halt cern's ambitions huh if memory serves you said much the same thing in your posts when you appeared in when i appeared in 2000 you say as i've stated before i've never had occasion to travel to the year 2000 however there's always the possibility that you remember me from another world line i'm intrigued i would very much like to speak with you at some point huh huh this is my email address if you contact me i will reply okay we're going back we're going back boys ladies and gentlemen this is in 2015 world war iii occurs in 2036 earth is polluted by nuclear warfare i've time traveled from 2036 to get an ibm 5100 the ibm 5100 has a hidden function only a few ibn engineers know this so yeah this is definitely the [ __ ] that you guys this is definitely the good [ __ ] um okay interesting interesting interesting um there's so many thoughts running through my head i do really apologize that i'm being i know i'm being very silent i'm recognizing the lack of talking but and i'm afraid that i i should warn you guys right now i don't think i'm gonna say a lot during this series i am like i am like my mind is running really fast it's processing a lot of data and i am just focusing and i don't want to miss anything and it's one of those situations where like like the characterizations and the character interactions are fantastic i love redhead i love okabe i love hashida sheena's really cute great characters and i'm loving the girl that lucy voices and i love and i love the the the trap too that was he was really cute but um as far as the actual story is concerned so much is processing through my head that i'm trying to uh keep as much data as i can in my head and keep everything going um and trying to keep track of everything that's happening because there is a lot of data to process in the show already so uh let's let's continue on and i might pause it any other times there's a lot of things to read like this is my email address if you contact me i will reply um well contact him then uh okabe almost there daru come on you can do this just figured out the sql database tables configuration and start decrypting good morning oh hey mayuri what are you up to this glorious morn two nights in a row i thought you might like some tasty snacks what'd you bring yum ooh canned odin stew once again your contract why not because it's inspiring i can't treat often but today's special see i needed to get some of these rynette sausages anyway they're giving away a free opa with every single box you buy you and your ubers no it must come with your stew but it's still tasty daru and kurosu get their own cans too so no sharing the fail is strong with this one he didn't oh what's wrong you're failing yeah we have to bring cern's iniquities to light yeah i know but i think maybe kurisu ran away because she didn't think it was very nice either [Music] whatever reason she had for leaving the lab i can guarantee you the hacking once she was freaked the [ __ ] out by some day by the time travel sauce she will absolutely be back 100 percent guarantee huh how come i'd like to exchange this fish cake for a beef strip yeah can i trade for a quail egg instead not a chance quail eggs are my second favorite after the beef strips they're my first favorite pretty please how about a fish tube they're pretty good uh i guess that's better than a beef strip it's a pleasure doing business with you madam okay one beef strip coming up where did it already took it huh why wouldn't you how did you wow much obliged mary that's pretty [Music] he is pretty he his sleight of hand is pretty strong let's see what you got what did you do belong to me yeah fake user id they did not they did not all your base are belong to me they did not just say that holy [ __ ] best reference ever yet you're inside i see the daru for the win i don't know what you did but i'm really proud of you i am proud of you you're too excited i didn't have our way in but there are limits to what we can see without an admin id and that ain't gonna happen like when an h game just shows you the boobs you know you're so naughty what did you find for real so far but the day's still young yeah it's quite a bit of text really hard copy for safety no it's okay i've got it locked in experiment report february 9. spare me the dramatic reenactment please suit yourself yeah okay okay the lhc is performing as intended it is a fickle device to be sure okay but the last month's work has gone forward without a hitch what's he talking about uh oh the time machine somebody must have discussed it in one of these messages let's give it a whirl time machine is coming up a goose egg but the term z program was used about a hundred times in the past month c program okay z program experiment report 137 as the goal of generating miniature black holes has already been met the contents of this report have been deleted oh they were successful oh she looks that way oh [ __ ] one of those experiments totally bombed oh yeah certain is [ __ ] evil here we go [Music] whoa whoa whoa whoa dead okay that's what it said eric human is dead this match human is dead what poor chills [Music] dead okay then guys um god damn it these [ __ ] cliffhangers i swear to god i wish i just had like 24 hours or so i'd literally just [ __ ] watch this entire series um i get the feeling that that'd be the best way to do this but holy [ __ ] steins gate is getting litty as [ __ ] already uh let me real quick just uh yeah let's rename this oh no i think it's you we need to rename i believe yes steins uh steins gates e0203 perfecto all righty guys that was steins gate uh episodes two and three this is really early to be getting this [ __ ] complex holy [ __ ] there's a lot of [ __ ] going on but to basically summarize what was going on hopefully you guys could follow that i think i followed that fairly well but um they they're [ __ ] through the combination of whatever you know emps and lightnings and all the weird [ __ ] with the cell phone all that crap their microwave [ __ ] did some time travel shenanigans which freaked redhead the [ __ ] out and then uh basically they were uh hacking into cern to try to figure out what's going on and if they really are as evil as uh john titor john teeter uh claims to be because john teeter claims that they you know figure out time travel and basically control the world with that power and they can manipulate pretty much everything because of it and it's just you know pretty amazing um and after hacking into cern doing some digging they were able to find the z project and via the z project they were able to learn that they succeeded in creating mini black holes which is something that cern claimed they did not succeed in which right off the bat is shady as [ __ ] especially given the dangers and the app potential applications that come with that and uh you know maybe using some uh crazy weird event horizon [ __ ] that might have something to do with where we're going with this whole time travel thing but uh i assume not i i don't i have no idea how the [ __ ] microwave and the phone and that stuff is necessarily connecting and the electro obviously there's like electromagnetic uh you know pulses emps and like um you know radiation all of it's like there's links to all of this somehow and uh i have no clue how we're piecing all of this together there's a lot of big scientific terms most of which i'm familiar with albeit not an expert with uh more of my scientific specialties are with astronomy but i do know um physics pretty decently um so i can follow a lot of this because a lot of this is physics based um and you know they talked about like stuff like string theory in episode two and there's a lot of potatoes that are really interesting i don't think you necessarily need to be that knowledgeable in these things to follow what's going on but it is nice to know what you're talking about and right off the bat i gotta say i always say um people people always say that oh you have to be smart to really appreciate a show like rick and morty no you don't at all um but i will say steins gate might actually be one of those shows where the more you just know about like having a working understanding of quantum physics might actually help you enjoy this show i don't know because i'm only three episodes in but uh it probably would help which you know i have a very minimal understanding of physics but i'm sure i might know more about physics than the average person i actually don't know how much physics the average person really knows um so i don't know if my knowledge on the subject is minimal or actually decent but it's definitely not a specialty of mine from a scientific perspective like i said my specialty lies more in astronomy although i do know a decent bit of physics sauce so um yeah really interesting stuff um there was a lot to digest i like i said i keep trying to say i don't really want to focus too much on the characters but they are just amazing like the character interactions uh okabe is just a [ __ ] god and um you know hashida is amazing and sheena's pretty cute but i i definitely would say okabe and redhead are my favorite characters right now they are just the best and i am absolutely going to learn redhead's name christina is her code name but i'm going to learn her name um i might just start calling her christina but i want to be consistent either call them by their real names or their code names i don't want to be calling them some of them by their real names some of them by their code names i feel like that's too confusing so i want to either stick with the real names or stick with the um with the code names and i feel like i have um hashida and okabe down pretty much and i more or less have sheena down so i feel like real names are probably the direction i'm going but i'm not sure i'm definitely going to take notes on their real names and their nicknames so i can always know exactly who they're talking about although usually when they say the name i'm aware of who they're talking about so it's not all bad but yeah this was [ __ ] this is already a mind [ __ ] and i know that it's just gonna get infinitely more insane and intricate and confusing especially with like they're already setting up the time traveling um methods like how the time traveling sauce works and like the different bridging paths from where you go and like they've set they're already setting up the entire time traveling concept and how it works so that we can more or less piece it together that when things happen what will and will not apply etc etc and i think that's just really [ __ ] sick and uh yeah you know time travel not my most favorite thing in fiction i don't like time travel when it's used as a like plot device i like time travel in series where they dedicate their entire concept to time travel like steins gate is clearly doing and this is where i think time travel can really be interesting when the entire concept is based around this and like when i think of a show that really is going this intricately into time travel i don't think of a show i can't i three episodes in i can't really think of a show that's taking the time travel approach this scientifically in a sense scientifically even though they're ironically enough mocking okabe for in that there's so much sauce there um while just also being so intricate in the way that this works and i'm sure that um this show does a tremendous job with that uh potato but i really don't know what to say like there's so much and yet at the same time we didn't get much but apparently this old ass [ __ ] computer is the key to stop all of this this super rare [ __ ] computer and that's probably going to be one of the things that we're over the course of the series one of the things is going to be looking for this [ __ ] computer but i'm sure we'll get some other really insane things over the course of the series i am super excited for this this is this is really really [ __ ] interesting so uh yeah anyways whoa anyways flamin shark signing out hope you guys have a wonderful fantastical day and i hope you guys enjoyed this commentary this reaction even though there wasn't much commentary and honestly i don't even know if there was much reaction i really don't know what i was well my face was doing but i know that i didn't say a lot during the um the actual video because i was so locked in to watching it and i'm starting to worry that this might not be the best reaction series because i am really locked in on focusing on everything and making sure i don't miss things and hopefully you guys can appreciate that but i do apologize if i go quiet for a while i don't like to go quiet for long stretches of time but like i said i really do like this show already i think it's the intrigue level might be the highest of any show i've ever watched this early on i'm so interested in where this is going and i'm really focusing because i know that there's so much that i'm gonna have to try to catch and remember and i'm very worried about that because i don't think i will catch everything or remember everything but i am doing my best so we'll see what happens anyways flamin shark signing out hope you guys have a wonderful fantastical day and i will see you next time with another video thanks for watching peace

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Published: Sun May 23 2021