-Congrats on the record.
-Thank you. -You just finished your tour
on St. Patrick's Day in Philly. -We did a -- my tour
was 15 shows for the year. -That's fantastic.
How did you make that deal? [ Laughter ] -I didn't make the deal.
I just -- that's what we did. We didn't have time
because of "The Voice." So I don't have time to tour
like I used to. -[ Southern accent ]
I'm talking about time, yeah. -So then we --
[ Laughter ] -Sometimes
you have to make time. [ Laughter ] I'm just saying --
-We got it the first time. [ Laughter ] -But I said it a second time. -No, but we ended
on St. Patrick's Day. Thought that'd be a good,
fun way to blow it out. -[ Normal voice ]
In Philly, too. -In Philly.
-How was that -- [ People cheering ]
How was that crowd? -They're pretty excited
in that town still. -Yeah.
-They're still freaking out. -That's right. Yeah.
-Yeah. -The Roots are from Philly. They're still freaking out.
[ Cheers and applause ] -And my team -- my team
is the Arizona Cardinals, which I thought I could
get up there, and be like "Man, I'm an Arizona fan." Even though you all just won
the freaking Super Bowl, they're like, "Boo, you suck!" [ Laughter ] -They don't stop, man.
-I know we suck. What do you mean? You guys won.
You won! -I know, man. Do you --
when you're backstage, because I walked
by your dressing room, I didn't hear -- do you do,
like, vocal warmups and stuff? -[ Chuckling ] No.
[ Laughter ] -Do you like --
♪♪ Me me me me me ♪♪ something like
♪♪ Oom, la, la-la-la? ♪♪ -Did you really walk by my
dressing room to see if I was doing something in there like
that? I don't know, dude. -Yeah, I kind of, yeah --
I just wanted to check. You wouldn't speak to me
before the show. That's why,
so I just wanted to -- [ Laughter ] I just wanted to see if I
stopped by, maybe see if, you know -- You're a very nice
guy, but, you know, backstage, different story, ain't it? [ Laughter ] -Why do you make me feel like
Super Dave Osborne every time I come on this show. Remember that guy? That's what
you make me feel like. -I love Super Dave Osborne.
Oh, really? -Every time I come on here,
yeah. -No, I love --
You know I love you. -I know, but I have a drink
before the show. That's what I do to warm up.
I have a drink. I have a vodka, and a -- -Vodka and what --
What is your drink? We had sake before. -Yeah, we did have
the rice wine. -Rice wine.
-Rice wine, that's what we had. -[ Chuckles ]
-I like a vodka, and like a, you know, Sprite Zero,
or diet Sierra Mist. 7-Up.
-Really? -Something citrusy. Yeah.
-Yeah, I like that. No way.
-Do you like that? -Well, no, I like the idea
of you doing that. [ Laughter ]
-Oh. -I don't -- I don't
like that at all. No. I would go -- I would go
more with like a gin and tonic myself, or a vodka tonic.
-Okay. Hey, you remember this dude? [ Laughter, audience "oohs" ] [ Audience cheering ]
Look at this guy. How old were you there? How old was this stud
right here? How old is this guy?
Was this high school? -I believe I was --
Oh, yeah. I think I was 16
in that picture. -Wow. And you -- did you always
want to be a country singer, or did you want to -
-Don't act like you had a serious question to ask me.
[ Laughter ] Just so you could have a reason to show that damn picture
on television. [ Laughter ] -If I could, I would have it
printed on a t-shirt. -I know, I know. You're like,
"oh well, tell me, did you really
want to be a singer?" [ Laughter ] Jackass.
-Oh, my God. You didn't have a question
to ask me. -You can't call me a jackass! -You did not have one question
to ask me. You just wanted to show
the picture. -No, I want to know,
like, what did you dream about? [ Laughter ] What were you dreaming about
when you were this age? No, because you know what?
I do research on you. Every time you come on,
you act like I don't know who I'm talking to.
I know who you are. I know you played basketball
in high school, and I know that you had
a nickname called, like, "Hook-shot" Shelton. -I didn't actually
play basketball for the team in high school.
I just -- we would play sometimes, you know,
after school, and I gave myself the name
"Hook-shot" Shelton. [ Laughter ]
Because I could do it. That's the one way you
can shoot the ball, and be running away
at the same time. -That was my move, too. I would foul somebody
with this hand, and then hook-shot
with this hand. -Really?
-So I would dribble, I'd run up, and I'd hit them with this one,
I would swat them away, and then hook-shot. I wanted to see if you
still got game, so -- Would you like to try? -Oh, you're damn right I will.
Watch this. Ready?
-Yeah. -Hey, play one of them made-up
songs that don't exist. [ Mid-tempo music plays ] [ Laughter ]
Here we go. -"Hook-shot" Shelton!
-Ready? -[Whistling musically] [ Cheers and applause ] -That's what friends
are for, man. -Yeah, you moved it for me
a little bit. -A little bit,
I helped you out, man. -I appreciate it.
Thank you for the help. That's the first nice thing
you've ever done for me. -That's not true at all.
-On your show. -And we've -- Dude,
let's talk about "The Voice." Cause you have Kelly Clarkson,
a new addition. But you've known her
for a while. -I've known Kelly
for literally years. -She's fantastic.
-Yeah. [ Laughter ]
-Literally -- -Many years.
-Many a year. Adam Levine, you've known
for literally -- -Way longer than I've known
Adam, I've known Kelly. -You invited them to your house
on New Year's, didn't you? Your ranch?
-Several years ago, yeah. This is like -- New Year's
of like 2012 or something. Because he was playing --
Adam was playing. There's a casino there nearby
where I live in Oklahoma, and they had the New Year's gig,
and so we all went over there, and Kelly was still living
down in Texas. So I was, "Kelly, come up here,
we're gonna -- let's go watch Adam,
we'll make fun of him. [ Laughter ]
-Is it true that -- Is it true that -- is it true
that Adam cried that night? -Yeah, so what happened --
[ Laughter ] -It's the best story. -We had a designated driver,
because it was New Year's Eve. -Yep, sure.
-And we were drinking. -You went for it.
-Yeah. And, so, we went to his show,
made fun of him, and then when he got done, he came to stay at my house
with me for a couple of days. -Yeah.
-And on the way back from the casino to my place,
we got pulled over. We was in, like, a van. This guy that we had rented
a van, and the driver, and this guy, we got
pulled over by, like, a deputy sheriff, or whatever. And not that we don't respect
the police... -Uh-huh.
[ Laughter ] -...but we knew we hadn't
done anything wrong, and so you can be a little
cockier, you know, at that point.
-Where were you -- -We got a designated driver.
Why are you pulling us over? And Adam didn't see it that way, because Adam
is from Los Angeles, where you don't talk back
to the police. -Yeah.
-And in Oklahoma, if you've got a good point,
you do sometimes, you know? [ Laughter ] And so Kelly, you know --
And especially Kelly. I mean,
she was ribbing this guy. -Oh, really?
-He had a mustache that wasn't cool-looking.
[ Laughter ] And Adam -- And Adam was --
began to -- he was convinced
we were going to jail. [ Laughter ] And he got upset. He did. I will never forget it. He was like, "Kelly, shut up! [ Voice breaking ]
Kelly, shut up!" You know, and it was like,
it got intense. -I can't to have Adam --
-And thanks for bringing up that story, cause now I really
am going to get pulled over and get a ticket in Oklahoma.
-No, you won't. No, you won't. -Can I please just sing my song?
-I love the song, by the way. This is track 11 on the record. It's the last song
on the record. "I Lived It." Makes me cry. The song makes me sad.
-Does it really? -Yeah, man.
[ Sniffles ] It does. [ Laughter ] All the memories of growing up
and you got -- Life is an amazing thing. -I mean, what is it about
specifically, lyrically about this song
that makes you cry, that makes you upset?
-I think of my own life. -But what lyric in the song...
[ Laughter ] ...is the one that really
takes you down? -Oh, oh, there's so many.
There's so many lyrics. [ Laughter ] That's the thing about the song. It's almost too much song,
you know? My only wish was that, you know,
it was shorter. [ Laughter and applause ] Too much for me to handle. No, I like -- I tell you what. The Crisco line. -The Crisco line, okay. -Yeah, Yellow Jackets.
-Oh, wow. -Yeah, yeah, that's right.
I know the song. -Where's your cue --
[ Laughter ] -There's no cue cards.
-There's a cue card. -This is called real life, dude.
-Okay, you do know it, okay. I take it back.
I stand corrected. -Yeah, I tell you every time
you come on, I am a fan. I really enjoy your work. -My girlfriend is going to
break up with me tonight because of this show.
[ Laughter ] -I know, I know.
-So anything you do nice from this point on,
you can kiss my ass. [ Laughter ] -I want to show everyone a clip
of the family-friendly show, "The Voice." Here is Blake Shelton
from tomorrow night's episode. Take a look. -And, Kelsey, I know that you've
been dealing with difficulties of what it takes to sing
long, long hours. You're so excited,
you can't sleep, and, you know, there's all
these things like you wish you could shut your mind down. -That happens to all of us. -Doesn't happen to Blake,
though. [ Laughter ]
-What did he say? -Oh, no.
-I feel like he said, [ As Billy Idol ]
"White wedding," but I'm not sure.
I couldn't hear it. [ Laughter ] -That's exactly my point. -♪♪ Nice day for a ♪♪
Sorry. [ Cheers and applause ]
-Blake Shelton, everybody!
