Black Bastard Jungle Juice

this is what i look like when i go grocery shopping oh lord my fruits and vegetables are here okay let's start with the good stuff we got vodka we got vodka we got vodka we got rum we got rum we got rum we got tequila then we're busting up the gin we got some triple sec in here some coke soda can you guess what this is that's long island time we got here lemons all lorded in the pool but let's leave that in there seasoning then we got some strawberries let's go vodka let's get our tequilas open always say oh the lick is fake it's fake liquor homeboy you hear these popping open these are real as hell we got our rum all popping look at this isn't it i think i got some secret seal in the back there no no this is real booze homeboy i need to show you all my monthly liquor bill strip sack see this one this one this one even got the plastic seal on oh lord garmajin so let's begin let's begin with our vodka first okay vodka in the morning then you follow it up with some delicious rum then you come behind that delicious rum with a touch of mexico tequila the only place in the world that's allowed to call this drink tequila if you make this the exact same way they make it in mexico you can't call it tequila because mexico owns that name okay you will be sued now we got our gins okay i don't even know the cool bottle someone sent me this now guys so we have vodka rum gin tequila coming over the top of that with some triple sec triple sec is orange flavored it's delicious it's good to go let me see if i can do a double swirl i don't know jesus look at the liquor we ain't got that much mix at home boys if you drink this prepare for the afterlife sweet and sour i was looking for a ball spoon but i got my bar knife so that's just as good watch this little trick this is precisely why bars don't like serving this particular drink because it got so much alcohol in it you all have a couple and you also going crazy the one night i see someone die in a bar they were drinking something like this guys i was trying to create a nice little smooth layer did not work out damn it black now she turned black this is the devil i got a new name for this one this is the bastard punch perfect look at the calculation on this guys in case you're curious just five gallons of this good stuff how's he gonna stir it well firstly i'm gonna wash my bottle because i don't want you all to say it's dirty then i can come in with a nice little stir now i can take a little sip of this bad boy don't worry i'm wearing gloves so my hands are clean they're clean within the gloves okay look at that good stuff all right and there you have it the black bastard punch no i call it this that the black bastard scoots crash long island there you have it the bass the black bastard punch drink responsibly don't drink and drive stay tipsy [Music] oh god there's a hair on your chest one less filling tastes great

Channel: Tipsy Bartender

Views: 3,091,658

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Id: vViANa9j56M

Length: 3min 33sec (213 seconds)

Published: Mon Dec 27 2021