[8-Bit Theme Music] Welcome back guys to another episode of Ethan and Hila So happy to have ya yea- Hila, I would consider you my best friend -(Hila)Oh. - Would you consider the same of me? - I think so. - I mean shit- you're pretty much my only friend. [Hila laughs] yea So best doesn't even really factor into it. - That's very nice and sad at the same time - I know you say you're my best friend, Hila but honestly I just don't know if I can take your word for it So I want to administer a test. - A test? - A test to see if you are indeed my best friend [background sparkly music] "So i want to administer a test" "Honestly I just don't know if I can take your word for it" "That's very... nice and sad at the same time" So are you ready to be quizzed? - okay.. - Without looking, what is your best friend's eye color? [Sparkly music in the back] - Well that's easy.. - Yea? What is it? - Brown [buzzer noise] - Pfft.. and I thought we were fucking friends, Hila. It's Hazel My mom tells me I have hazel beautiful eyes. Hazel's the combination of green and brown. It makes people with brown eyes feel more unique! Hazel. Next time, somebody asks. Strike one! - It's still brown.. [Gets triggered] Hila, as-ask my mother! It's hazel! I love that. My mom always like "You have hazel eyes, you don't have brown eyes, Hila. You have hazel eyes." She- moms always got to find every little way to make their child feel special. [Ethan on phone] "Hi mom how you doing?" "Um, I'm just having a little dispute at home." "Hila's telling me, I have brown eyes." "And I just wanted to know if I could get your input on what you think my eye color is-- Is it brown mom? Thank you." Ethans mom - "Ethan, you've got the most beautiful eyes." "When you were a baby, everyone used to stop me, and say how beautiful you and your eyes were." "And they're green! You've got so much green in your eyes!" [Dad in background] "They are brown" "When they're in the light, they look very green." [buzzer noise] Can you read your best friends thoughts just based on their facial expressions? I say- this expression says... [Sparkly music in background] I wish I could eat a burger right now.. but Hila won't let me. I'm very fustrated with um, not enough mayonnaise on my food And I guess that's it That's it!! You got it! I can't believe you got that! That was total-- that was 100 percent dood. [Super serious mode] But you still have one strike. Okay? So don't celebrate It was brown! You're 50/50. It's hazel, ask my mom. [Ethan's Mom] "All I'm saying is if someone trying to tell you've got brown eyes, they're wrong!" "Your eyes are green!" [Sparkly music] Do you know your best friend's favorite drink? [Lips smack] yea [Laughs] What is it? I think everyone here knows What is it? Pepsi Max. Well, Hila... [sighs] I honestly thought you know me better than that [buzzer noise] Why? [Laughs] I used to like Pepsi Max, but you should know that my favorite right now is dairy- diet cherry cola. Awww [Sighs] I got to say "does your friend know your favorite drink?" No. [buzzer noise] So, you know me as only a meme, but you don't know the true me. The true me loves diet cherry cola Okay. And- and frankly, I'm a little disappointed, but let's move on. Well that's a new drink [Lips smack] You are my best friend, you're expected to know the nuances [Sparkly music] Do you know when was the last time your best friend got drunk? [Snaps fingers] Last night. (Singy-songy voice) That's cheating- that's cheating, just because you live with me but I'll give you a yes for that [Upbeat music] Do you know when your best friend is into someone before he or she knows it? [Laughs] Well?.. Well, that's kind of a problem Should we- is this a skip? [Chuckles] I guess I'll just give you a ye- Unless you're into someone that I should know about. Umm... Well, could you tell how into of that minecraft sex, I was? Like could- did you sense that or you were not aware? Because I had to go relieve myself immediately. I did not realize what you were doing there with those noises Ok- so, no. [Laughs] [buzzer noise] Do you know your best friend's favorite ice cream flavor? Oh yea What is it?? It's mint chocolate chip (in higher pitched voice) [Giggles] [Sparkly music in Background] You did it (high pitched voice) Do you know how to make your best friend laugh everytime? [super serious, not laughing mode] [lips smack] China (in very high pitched voice) [giggles] That was good I didn't expect the "China!" Donald Trump: China! I wasn't expecting you to be able to do it but the China... [sucks in teeth] That was good Does your best friend trust you with tagging pictures of them on social media? Look, I know you'll intentionally tag bad pictures of me because you don't want one- to be the one that steals the limelight when we're next to each other, you say "I look great, Ethan looks bad," give ME the attention TAGGED I know you fuck around with that shit, Hila. I do that. [Laughs] [Chuckle] [buzzer noise] [upbeat music] toxic combo! HOOOOO There's no polite way of putting it. but since you've- we've got your back We're just gonna say it straight Your BFF is MEAN!!!!111!! Oh my god Do you see us like that, Hila? [lips smack] kinda.. Are we toxic? I guess I knew it Did you- [Laughs] I don't know why I stayed so long. My mom always told me... [Whew] Okay, that kind of came as a surprise I thought it was gonna say we were good together. but- it's, it's saying that we're toxic, so... [Sighs] I'm a little sprung, I'm honestly... okay well Is that how you feel, Hila? Is that how you feel? I mean they said so, I guess. I trust the quiz, you know? to tell me [Sighs] Goddamn, I guess we got some stuff to think about yea Toxic, Hila? Seriously, dude? Are you fucking serious, toxic? How are we gonna put this on the internet? People are supposed to think.. we're friends dude People are supposed to think that this works [calm music] Look, Sean... it's been fun Dude has been suffering from some serious illnesses and we got to step away now [Hila chuckles] We miss him, we love the guy, but aids- superaids is a tricky disease, it's become contagious superaids is getting smarter, every year, and that is the face [bag crinkles] oh god We'd better get out, Hila. Sean: get out now Hila, get out! Oh no, we don't have that much time left Bye guys Safe trip there to civilization [sad music in back] [moaning] bye sean god bless I love ya superaids [Laughing] Superaids guys, never forget Don't f- ever fuck a monkey [8-Bit Theme Song]
Goddamnit now I have to change the upvotes to Diet Cherry Cola
Expected a "IMETHANBRADBERRY" from Hila, heard a "China", 8/10 I chuckled
The "they are not!" in the background of Ethan's mom's phone call made me lose it
replace the pepsi max upvote button with diet cherry cola. I thought the mods would know better smh
ethan has the most beautiful green eyes
Ethan's mom might legitimately be colour blind
Damn, this subreddit gave him trust issues
I always knew their relationship was one big social experiment
Damn it Sean, why you gotta get super aids?!