Beware of What You Eat! (2D)

i have placed many questionable items in my mouth that sounds wrong but i have and when i look back there's only one reason this started happening so in the past one of my mom's punishments for her very naughty children her disrespectful children but the gist of it i hope you realized that my sister and i weren't that naughty and my mom was just exaggerating but still one of my mom's go to punishments for us was no dinner or breakfast she'll deny it now but i remember this so well that's why i started eating questionable things in fact i still remember the first time i did it i was seven years old it was a sunday evening and we were having artis homemade donuts for dinner my mom got pissed over something that my sister and i did and she punished us by not giving us dinner and i was a very self-aware kid in my eyes even back then i saw this as an abuse of power and it pissed me off so to show who was in control i grabbed my notebook from my back tore a piece of paper in front of my mom and ate it she looked in shock and was speechless i was shocked as well you're telling me that paper was edible but humans just chose not to eat it i decided to show off my superpowers to my classmates the next day guys guys guys want to see me eat paper you guys guys guys want to see me eat this eraser you guys guys want to see me eat plastic yeah that drew the line my teacher caught me and scared the out of me by saying that i was going to bleed the next time i pooped because of the plastic but this incident opened a whole new world of experimentation for young me one decent incident that i can't remember was during christmas are you guys familiar with an energy drink that rhymes with nylo i'm sure we've all eaten it on its own don't lie to me i still eat it to this day so this was how my 8 year old brain perceived nylon it has the same color as this delicious snack called chocolate it tastes good on its own it's used to make a bomb-ass drink which kid is not gonna like it so since this was during christmas i saw aji whipping out this thing called cocoa powder for chocolate cakes and christmas cookies now my eight-year-old brain processed this as it's used to make the chocolate cake and it looks exactly like milo it must taste even better than nilo and thus begin my journey to get a spoonful of cocoa powder in my mouth but i had to wait for a day when my mom would send my sisters and i to archie's house now being aj's favorite did put me at a disadvantage because she made sure that i was by her side 24 7 but i had a plan i waited for her to fall asleep during her afternoon nap and sneaked into the kitchen struggled to climb up the cabinets because news flash i was quite shocked for an eight-year-old and there it was the cocoa powder i grabbed a tablespoon scooped a large amount of cocoa powder and placed it in my mouth this was nature's worst betrayal it was bitter god awful bitter but this was still a decent incident because cocoa powder was edible it was still considered food ingredient let's go to when i was 10 shall we so i just came back from school back then my sisters and i shared the same room and i see a net of colorful shaped items in my sister's clothing rack it was the same net that i had seen numerous times in those sundry shops and i assumed they were sweets because that's what they looked like i had always wanted to try them but actually never bought them so i decided to secretly eat one hoping that my sister wouldn't notice i picked one with an interesting color and shape but instead of eating it i decided to lick it to check what flavor it was god forbid it was a banana or something like that my brain went on red alert i don't even know how to describe the taste my tongue knew that it wasn't supposed to be anywhere near my mouth so i decided to let my nose be the judge oh my god these were cancer balls but gaga or as some of you call it mothballs you know the ones that you place among clothes to keep bugs away i was familiar with the pure white ones but i never expected them to be this colorful why were these colorful was it pride man they even came in different shapes who were they trying to attract moths or kids thank god i was worried about the flavor that's why i licked it or else i would have gobbled it up so don't eat cancer balls don't eat any kinds of balls your nasties forget the solids i even ventured into the liquid realm so i was 12 years old when a friend of mine selena one day was playing with her ink pen she removed the inside thingy thing placed it in her mouth and started fake sucking the liquid like we thought she had it under control until her entire mouth was covered in ink she panicked took her hanky out and tried wiping the ink off but then it was too much and then the teacher came and it was a long day now where do i fit into this story you see i thought she was for not controlling the ink flow i would have done a better job at it i thought to myself and soon it wasn't a thought anymore i went home took my pen out and instantly i didn't even have time to play around with the first sock i too had ink all over my mouth it tasted very metallic and quite close to that [Music] i didn't thought that this was it salina may have survived because she had an adult with her and here i was all on my own i made a mental note to avoid swallowing it and for hours i tried spitting out as much as i could my mouth did look bluish but because of my skin tone it wasn't very obvious the taste lingered for around 2 days but as you can see i survived not today reaper not today you must be like josh lots of us did crazy things up to the age of 12. wanna know what happened when i was 16 so it was a school morning and to save my lunch money i made sure to pack some food for myself that day i decided to prepare just two slices of bread with butter but when i went to school we had a special event and food was provided i go home that day and it just slipped my mind for a few days so around five days later that morning i decided to once again prepare bread with butter and that's when i remembered about last week's tupperware now i have to explain to you guys what was going on in our house during that period we were experiencing a very bad severe case of bed bugs and so my mom resorted to sleeping on the couch in the living room and because my sisters and i didn't want to disrupt her sleep we would only switch on the kitchen light to get our work done in the living room so there i was just few feet away from the kitchen holding my tupperware off last week wondering if the bread was okay to eat i just didn't want to waste it and when i opened the container it looked okay in that semi-darkness i sniffed it didn't smell funny to me so i decided to just eat it wash the container and then place a new batch for lunch one bite just one bite of that bread in that darkness was all it took for me to crunch the kitchen and stare in horror at what i had in my hands it was covered in mold fungus blue green all over that's what i had in my mouth in my mouth just thinking about it is enough to make my skin crawl and i have had tons of incidents with expired food since then just last year one of the many incidents that happened my mom bought some roti chennai for dinner naruti chena is a malaysian singaporean dish and i don't eat it with other types of curry personally i prefer to eat roti chennai with dal curry i mean that is the recommended gravy to eat it with but this shop on that day ran out of dal and had fish curry instead now as someone who has never eaten fish curry i didn't know what it was supposed to taste like so when i dipped the roti chennai in this curry and ate it it tasted funny but i guess that's what fish curry is supposed to taste like so i finish it despite the very funny aftertaste just to have my mom come over sniff the balance and be like it's spoiled couldn't you tell i didn't know what fish curry was supposed to taste like seeing how this happened as recent as last year i don't think i'm ever going to escape this curse i may be wise enough to avoid eating stuff like cancer balls but i'm still pro to the dead trap of eating expired food that's just no escape but you know what there is something that i'm going to tell you right now that's going to blow your mind away because it's going to sound so bizarre so crazy and that is never have i ever in my life eaten glue because that's one thing that i see a lot of people talking about and that is growing up they would eat glue but for some reason despite all the crazy things that i've eaten glue was never on the menu i don't know maybe i just never found it appealing not that any of the other stuff that i ate were i guess the stickiness the gooeyness was just good enough to keep me away from it but maybe if the glue was colorful nah i still don't see myself eating glue

Channel: Jellie's World

Views: 19,263

Keywords: Storytime, school stories

Id: oYHbh-Loy1E

Length: 8min 17sec (497 seconds)

Published: Sun Oct 17 2021