Best TV News Bloopers Fails #1

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good evening tonight I'm going to sound like drunk good evening I'm Vance you you may have seen our newest AJ on and be seeing North Dakota news and he'll be joining the weekend news team as my co-anchor tell us a little bit about yourself AJ thanks man I'm very excited I graduated from West Virginia University and I'm used to you know from being from the East Coast the Brewers came up with the handle we consider we call it uncle he's out there with a kid like Cameron Robinson and watch at the location where he dropped his place after that auditors last year found the state hello nice to see you a quarter million people attending our thing it's affected so many people from those Oakland parents up to the strangers who felt compelled tonight in Walnut Creek to come together for the vigil starting at Houghton Avenue and going all the way to State Avenue drivers are down to the single lane in each direction Chris bellisari of the stilt-walker I was originally going to come in between her legs but yeah that's not what it was not gonna happen was not a made for good TV had she fallen over so we're not trying to create a liability um when my son was teething he used to like to take the big fat rubber end of my vibrating tooth brush and put it in his mouth on and you just kind of sit there like oh yeah that feels good that hit the spot my gums are itchy mark has a little wiener have you ever dressed the Wiener up yeah I do he's what are you doing he's actually I had a bug there come on be honest no really yeah so adorable you'd win the Martin Luther King back of the sama dama month I'm sorry mahasabha Audra mi'raj this is a dead division don't have IFB I don't know when we're going neither does Jim I can't get this in there we apologize for that right now Natalie listen don't be the definition I'm on now Linda Carson ABC 7 would you not eat my pants the Community Shield game much my father sees a hat okay okay I'm not going to get in trouble it worked in practice but any nor'easter grinds up the sand [Music] and rebuilt from the ground up don't think that teacher should be allowed back at school in Lake Station Indiana Rosie Antaeus I think right now listening to all of the fans and fans behind me they don't really care about that at this point I am just gonna do a great job because Johnny just got the Heisman this is why I like you this is why I like you very much yeah these are high high-minded fans for sure oh my gosh you guys definitely found our spot I see so we're going to it oh you guys are nothing on us come on y'all I could not have said it any better booyaka pull y'all and your boy that hill just came in I look fat my hoping my doing I looked at my door and saw him in my head I took all running ranch I'm a rescue and then I called my mama to see what she alright I knew something was wrong when a little pretty white girl ran into a black man's arms something is wrong here dad give away Charles that give away thank you very much for your time and either see homeless oh she got problems that's the only reason why she run to a black man Cheryl a second thank you for being there man they could get a new pope sooner than expected the studies being published today in the anals of neurology illegal butt injections i'm louann khan with the NBC ten investigators who am i chasing and hugh janus turning ten we had mentioned I'm sorry it's one of those it's with $64 a professional instructor will take you for a 3-hour heart pounding lap 193 lap ride very lab right thank you [Laughter] [Laughter] potentially warmer than average temperature so it looks like whoa all I need is the white not showing any rain in Southwest Florida it is showing Jeff Beauty results 31 days until spring edit for that was scary sorry I just about I'm fine it's just it's like dripping stuff it's okay okay it's like not good Tuesday 59 degrees Wednesday there we go that looks good that looks good 63 on your Saturday and temperature-wise there we go for the Orange County coastal areas look at that they're doing a fantastic job yeah it's chilly that's right 59 degrees today Wednesday chance of some showers suddenly sounds like get into the entertainment business I hear Dave but I don't hear on air well of course there's nothing on here maybe that's why we don't hear anything there's no audio on air between there's no order you are there because it's just the radar what's happened to audio because we are we are usually on it this time there's nothing usually on if nothing is on the station we're inside offload at this time I need you to realize never signed off good morning how are you doing Lily she's our new grass yeah lily and I go way back so don't worry about Lily let me tell you about Lily here's the big pick excuse me big picture we've all had that cups before right sorry Cypress to copperfield as well 536 excuse me scattered showers and a couple of thunderstorms during the overnight a compare to heavy rain excuse me rut record low temperatures mm-hmm and then a mountain shower on Sunday the rest of us will clear out only 54 though bone-chilling next week dry as a bone look at this beautiful shot this afternoon you can wow yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah um yeah it's it's so it's gonna be kind of cold today temps in the thirties by tonight we should see some clearing skies alright you have a good one so I don't explain it it's got quite the uterus this morning you say I can't believe radar clear skies 7392 we got to get serious as we got the news to do back Natalie I say that's it yeah well you know some Stefani we know situs and you just show you myself come again sometime times in me okay well what's so money cannot know for sure for sure but everybody else is how you okay so for no job problem so you're going to do a spoken word for us now right right and tell us what we're about to hear it's just a free staff okay I'm just gonna pick it up is that restyle well let me sit back go ahead Marshall okay years ago they tried it years ago they tried to put me in it this is life did you want to try to read something from your book yeah I have been here since what 3:30 this morning yes now I don't even know what time it is 9:45 I'm exhausted I've run out of things to say and it's snowing and it sucks you guys holy crazy so what are some things with higher approval ratings than Congress cockroaches head lice root canals traffic jams used-car salesmen Donald Trump Genghis Khan and NFL replacement refs uh can you do that yeah because we don't have any graphics so I'm just doing them so alright here we go but it wasn't all bad news for Congress they still managed to get better approval than ratings then telemarketers playground bully Kim Kardashian Lindsay Lohan okay she's always drunk it was another day on the job for Mike Hellgren an up-and-coming reporter at the CBS affiliate in Baltimore he was covering the case of a man who assaulted a woman after a fender bender and police really want to get this guy that but look at what happened when they flashed the police sketch of the suspect police are on the hunt for the man resembling this sketch wait a second look at these two faces side by side see any resemblance not a chance this is solved this is no cold cape you better be glad you weren't on the on the story yeah they would have called you away he needs some makeup I know I've got some despair if your dvrs go back and don't make all sense if you look at the piece KTVU has just learned the names of the four pilots who were on board the flight they are captain some ting Wong we too low holy fook and bang ding ow cool biting the tyre puncturing is the cop changed the tire but when he returned the bull mastiff cross again attacked his tire again puncturing it another sergeant came to the officer's aid but he too had his tire attacked and punctured so an animal control officer was called in but yes he too had his tire attacked and punctured the school CEO Barbara Byrd Bennett also released a written statement today she spoke of hoping for a very smooth and safe transition and she plans to work on that throughout the summer be warned police are on the lookout and if you get a fine it's unlikely you do that AT&T store here in Houston were robbed at gunpoint because people knew that they were there with their cell phones and they were there were a few people there so I want people to be aware that if you decide that you're gonna come out and wait in line you gotta take that into consideration hello and I rushed over here from MetLife doing the game with John the Jets bucks game because you guys announced this morning that who what other artists are going to be joining Bruno Mars during the halftime show so I'm excited to hear about that hopefully I can meet them and straight next time can you tell me to our little sunscreen this is from Jets box are you joking una razón awesome theater and in typical evening business at first we were artists a moment Hoffman he noticed a seventh zoo largely a moment isn't for ironing does a vital in a suit firstly enriched to invade then done can there F home that's in special angles at start only he not in denotes a UPS listen to fifth-year senior Todd Boyd I think with this crowd where the best atmosphere is in college football and the defensive line defensive tackles and defensive ends that Clemson has they get enough pressure on Jameis Winston maybe he makes the mistake and I think Clemson wins the ball game what's going on behind [Applause] [Laughter] [Music] and obviously I'd to continum this is prime news first at 5:30 [Music] you're a good evening Moron Harry who are you and what everything thanks James well out uh Alicia and Maribel typhoon of the most merciless mating good evening I'm Oprah anything coming up on own we should know about it's a great season for own tonight's a big finale for the haves and have-nots transfer that's not a valid extent you know what here with us this morning excuse me oh well the studio had a little bit of a rush yes we'll have to see what that's about well don't you love how the wind can just change directions like that at the drop of a hat anyway itd officials say do not drive in this it is incredibly dangerous there has been a lot of interest in the goal the goal sons and their I got a star favorites his game plan is to use this Beach with Morgan Freeman I think right there the capital steps in the top 25 also here's the hotty toddy chance now that Ole Miss cracks the talk perhaps the cracks the pole at top at a 25 you see that lovely she does go to offer and I want to admit that but she also this Alabama and that's AJ McCarron's real fun okay and right there on the right is didi Bonner that's AJ's mom while I'm telling you quarterbacks you get all look good look at remember I said what a beautiful woman Wow he's AJ's doing some things right down a fury youngster in Alabama start getting the football out and throw it around the backyard would hop yeah you better do what we tell you there's the sky pull the straps better grab an umbrella I make it rain I make it rain on them homes I make it rain I make it rain on them roads I make it rain i make the highs and the lows I make it rain I make the rain in the snow if I tell you what storms coming I'm not lying predicts oh well you'd swear I'm a Mayan so let's oh my gosh that was creepy oh of course you had to be right on my head [Laughter] [Music] [Applause] okay as we go back down to the south mostly clear huh oh my broom is backwards Oh as on purpose I don't get much practice at being a witch here we go as we scan across Oh a little bit of everything oh my gosh no I can't oh this is Helga come touch her so one nice thing about the Midwest when you get all those nice colors out there and speaking of the colors we have a Tyler meet Tyler we're thanks guys my clicker we are chilling with the intense portion of the cloud cover across the area my clicker has broken because I dropped it a little violently manti te'o girlfriend bobblehead night the first 1,000 fans will get a box that we imagine will look something like this open it up and of course it'll be empty since the girlfriend never existed there will also be a special section at the baseball park reserved for fans to sit with their imaginary friends and there will also be an imaginary kiss-cam right there now your duk-gi news alright so right here shower chances by the time we get to Wednesday Thursday and Friday thanks to be hard to get applause : yes how's that good okay a little harder next time thanks so much obvious father of 12 has nine grandchildren and two great-grandchildren Wow good day now it may be a birthday but Carol when it comes to the weather we want no monkey business okay well good thing it's 49 degrees in Philadelphia Nicole 38 degrees out through the Allentown area it nearly as great as it will be this weekend Nicole well Carol I would say that forecast is bananas but I know that's absolutely wasted on you so I won't taking it back right now all right ten gears 548 now Carol I understand you have some good news and possibly a halo behind you possibly a halo Nicole of the Chloe say you know it comes into question whether we have a beautiful star to the David come on our time now 6:30 let's get you a check on weather with meteorologist Carol Ericson in the Weather Center it's just perfect for at stake it's wonderful we really like you yes I would describe me to oscar-winning actress Reese Witherspoon has admitted mouthing off to an Atlanta police officer but now we're actually seeing it I can see you pulling that home don't you know who I am come on you said you could I could see doing it oh yeah you don't know don't you see yes that was an interesting little exchange I'm sure she regrets along with that last glass of whatever so you can relax through Tuesday Caroline I did your outside plan so enjoy those few days okay because you know by Thursday the ring Carroll story right it's a wonderful story these dogs that do so much and serve so well they've got to be brought back they served and stay with their families it's just it's their human families all this thing they cold you notice I don't think anything you didn't know halt any attention to me I didn't call attention to it because I know it's awful you have to call attention to your own a halo [Laughter] yeah it's tornado alley they mean to that went that way for a reason but Carroll I'm looking at your shot and it's just beautiful one why is this any different thing nickel you seem surprised everybody or that halo I'm always surprised because you and halo don't exactly go Armin are you see me in the hallway this is always with me everywhere this is the sunshine that we have out this morning and it's going to it's fine it's comfortable it barely burns the back of my head but later on today this is I'm gonna have to step away from the halo I think because this is going to be a pretty impressive sunshine sounds good Wendy thanks very much and that's all from the London team this evening we're back tomorrow morning tonight authorities say a Black Friday shoplifter in Grand Forks abandoned a cart full of stolen items and hit a store employee with her car as she sped away from the parking lot family come here [Applause] [Music] man that's retard for dead man Thank You mr. mayor I want to let everyone know that technically LAX is still accepting incoming flights so we're doing that at less than our half of our normal size rate we are only accepting those flights on the south therefore we're not accepting any flights on the north airfield passengers that were ready to leave at the time that Vincent either left on their aircraft or they're in the terminal all of the amenities are available in the terminals oh my goodness the costume or no don't talk I'm so sorry Arnold is fellow photographer is he okay okay Holly is a 30 year old cat who dislikes the outdoors and other physical activities Griffin has smaller Felicia Fork he's thinking about suing I'm sorry it's just a banana the image police are looking to see if there was indeed any fraud the garden will game has been shut the banana such a sad sight you know he's walking with bananas bedside all right my philosophy is if you're a man at night you got to be a man in the morning so if I go out all night and I go dancing and I'm drinking you know what I still have a job to do and I still have a goal to do I like that I have a feeling my co-host that's what you live by right if you're mad at night but you got me a man in the morning hey Ryan good luck to you we'll be watching thank you [Laughter] seriously how are they gonna get enough material what was the question that stumped I guess silence so what we couldn't say anything he is good-looking he disavowed me all that seriously how they gonna get put together it's like 20 to 13 weeks of program I mean did you see the plaid yeah should loosen your tie like that that's sexy it really is what do you say I'm a man at night you know I'm a man at night and a man is morning workout we got a we got a lash we got a lash off [Applause] look you live great nuts all over here come on clean up oh let's go to the road believe you just you can't I believe it's a little soggy it is elephant that you are crazy they taste like shoes you just ate that right off the floor oh oh boy I don't think that is beyond the three-second rule way beyond I think it might be dog dude that's it ladies and gentlemen those were not Grape Nuts that I ate oh I kept finding more and more of it on the floor and I thought it was greatness because it looks just like it my cat threw up and I stepped in it and that's what I ate I thought it was Grape Nuts I ate cat vomit right here on television it's disgust it's on the bottom of my shoe and I thought it was Grape Nuts and it's cat vomit I'm gonna throw up boom boom ba ba ba ba ba ba bull no yeah

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Length: 29min 56sec (1796 seconds)

Published: Wed Apr 11 2018

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