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[Music] back from Munich very nice currywurst oh and good meeting with Hitler I think it's peace for our time just send that is already well done wonderful news Winston Churchill bet he wants to congratulate me as well have you taken leave of your senses hello I think you'll find I've just averted another world war Hitler has signed this piece of paper saying that if we let him have the Sudetenland he promises not to expand into any other countries you can't trust Adolf Hitler he's already forced Austria to unify with Germany class he has ridiculous will staff it Allah says no one wants another world war not even Germany I mean they lost the first one it's not as if it's best of three is it appeasement is the right choice war is the right choice Hitler is planning the newsagent not my words what ever was this invasion advisor review of Czechoslovakia by a Hitler 33 slightly worried delighted we chose to invade this beautiful and politically unstable country definitely worth invading if you're in the area oh no need to panic never lot of these invasion advisor reviews a fake still but it is check who's on our side just in case good what Nazi Germany has allied itself with fascist Italy oh no but it makes more allies quick Poland perfect will agree to protect them maybe in the future their repairs with reasonably priced oh not again don't say it told you so look I'm strengthening our alliances I've already got Poland I'm waiting for Russia to her what we are not getting in ball yeah what's the problem with that well it means that German he doesn't have to defend its Russian border they can throw all their troops in our direction what are you doing nothing nothing look Hitler promised there's no way he's going to invade our new ally Poland by golly this fellow so hard not to declare war against you will given the choice between war and dishonour you chose dishonour and you will have war I think I prefer I told you so yes I'm sure yes what you need now is the canny politician one who was in the war cabinet during the First World War and has the top scorer on minesweeper in the Foreign Office me okay Winston I'll make you First Lord of the Admiralty I thought you'd never ask bad job oh it's the latest House of Commons opinion poll do you still support Chamberland oh do you want to be Prime Minister then yes please you still here and fetch me a cigar in fact make it two I like it might come in useful one day sir general if we are to defend Britain against the German invasion then every man in the Home Guard must be armed but Sir the Regular Army need all our guns all the same every man in the Home Guard must be armed with some kind of weapon even if it be an ancient one like a packet yes sir very good sir there we are sir I've had 250,000 Pike's made you've done what general I said a weapon like a pike I didn't literally mean a pike pike was just an example yeah honestly if I told you to go and jump off a cliff would you he's going to jump off a cliff Churchill may have been one of Britain's best wartime leaders but he was also very quitting take a look at some of his funniest jokes at ease out now on DVD it's Britain's richest man its Prime Minister Winston Churchill yes really a prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and vales and then asks you not to kill him because full-time genius is also a comedy genius eating my own words has never given me indigestion featuring all the method drink wits the original master of the one-liner I'm just preparing my impromptu remarks enjoy the king of the put down in action all babies look like me you are drunk madam you are ugly in the morning I shall be sober stop interrupting me while I'm interrupting you and here all we need I mean my banker yes it's breakfast favorite sit down stand up why stand when you can sit out now first two shillings and sixpence to have two resting coupons for the d-day landings random scale audacious in nature but say you general general what where man the guns general have you been listening to a word I've been saying I'm sorry Prime Minister no well least Pamela would have gotten it down Pamela sorry Prime Minister I must have dropped off for a minute right well I was just hitting general general I'm sorry PM it's just we've been up till gone for nearly every night this week some of us need to sleep we can't all work the hours you do Prime Minister how can we sleep when we need to plan the d-day landings the greatest single day waterborne invasion of all child you never stop sir then you even take work with you into the toilet how do you keep it up cigars and champagne may I borrow a couple of matches be my guest Pamela yeah try some champers should wake you up a bit thank you sir Cheers so DDA the fleet of 5000 vessels will transport a hundred and sixty thousand troops landing across a 50-mile stretch of the Normandy coastline there we will begin the long hard post Berlin Hitler and victory without your respect sir that's not funny there's a war on me well maybe it is time I went to bed don't worry I've had a desk specially made to fit over it so we can continue this meeting in our gym jabs general bring the map [Music] [Music] stop doubting stone the past is now longer mr. 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Length: 8min 15sec (495 seconds)

Published: Tue Mar 24 2020