Best of Tommy Wiseau's The Room

[Music] wow you look so sexy Lisa I would do anything for my girl anything for my princess Danny do you have something else to do I just like to watch you guys Oh Danny Danny Danny Boy Danny two's great about the freezer crowd what's wrong tell me I'm not feeling good today why not I don't love him anymore why don't you love him anymore tell me so boring well you've known him for over five years you're engaged you said you loved him he supports you he provides for you and darling you can't support yourself he's a wonderful man and he loves you very much and his position is very secure and he told me he plans to buy you a house that's why he's so boring well what are you going to do I don't know I guess you're right about that well of course I'm right I know man I wasn't born yesterday I'm glad you're listening to your mother nobody else listens to me hi can I help you yeah can I have a dozen red roses please oh hi Johnny I didn't know what you here you go that's me how much is it it'll be $18 go keep the change hi doggie you're my favorite customer thanks a lot bye bye bye you didn't get it did you but son of a [ __ ] told me that would get it within three months I saved them bundles very crazy I don't think I will ever get it they betrayed me they didn't keep their promise they tricked me and I don't care anymore did you tell them how much you save them of course what do you think they already put my ideas into practice the bank saves money and they're using me and I'm the fool I still love you you're the only one who does at least you have friends I didn't get any calls today you're right the computer business is too competitive do you want me to order a pizza whatever I don't care I already ordered a pizza you think about everything haha what's the matter you alright it's just a lousy promotion nobody wants to help me and I'm dying you're not dying mom I got the results of the tests back I definitely have breast cancer look don't worry about it everything will be fine they're caring lots of people everyday I'm sure I'll be all right oh I heard Edward is talking about me he is a hateful man well I'm so glad I divorced him [Music] how much time do we have I don't know a couple hours have some fun did you know chocolate is the symbol of love yeah arms up [Music] chocolate is a symbol of love [Music] I forgot what homework hey Danny Chris our I've been looking for you yeah sure you have you have my money right yeah it's coming it'll be here in a few minutes what do you mean it's coming any where's my money okay just just give me five minutes excuse me five five minutes you want five [ __ ] men say you know what I've got five and asked you damn game where is my money I don't have anything where's my money daddy what is my [ __ ] money Danny did use my [ __ ] money swear to god it's coming [Music] [Applause] are you okay what did that man want from you nothing oh that was not nothing tell me everything you have no idea what kind of trouble you're in here do you I owe him some money what kind of money I owe him some money what kind of money everything is okay he's gone everything is not okay Danny dangerous man calm down he's going to jail maybe what kind of money just tell me what do you need money for mom please Danny is with me and Jonny I'm a my cat with a gun my god Danny look at me in the eyes and tell me the truth were your friends I bought some drugs off of him things got mixed up I didn't mean for this to happen I don't have them anymore it doesn't matter I don't have them anymore it doesn't matter how in the hell did you get involved with drugs how are you giving them to I'm selling I'm join where in the hell did you meet that man what kind of drugs do you take it's nothing like that I just needed some money to pay off some stuff how much do you have to give him this is not the way you make money how much stop ganging up on me well it is time somebody ganged up on you for God's sake a man like that we're in the hell did you meet a man like that it doesn't matter it matters a great deal a man holds a gun on you you almost got killed you expect me to forget that you're not my [ __ ] mother you listen a little boy somebody had better do something around here are you okay Danny I'm okay are you okay okay what's okay he's taking drugs on stock it was a mistake a mistake then he takes drugs let's go home come on it's clear what's clear I am going to call the police mom stop it was Danny's mistake just stop stop let's go why did you do this you know better right why I'm sorry you know better daddy you almost got killed I'm sorry it won't happen again I promise you know that Johnny's like your father and we're your friends we're gonna help you let's go home I did not hit her it's not true it's [ __ ] I did not hit her I did not oh hi mark it's no a girl she ate a dozen guys one of them found out about it beat her up so bad she ended up in a hospital in Guerrero Street haha what a story mark yeah you can say that again I'm so happy I have you as my best friend and I love Lisa so much the hell's Johnny he didn't get his promotion Oh has he disappointed quite a bit he got drunk last night and he hit me he hit you you didn't know what he was doing are you okay well I don't want to marry him anymore what Johnny's okay but I found somebody else haha you must be kidding aren't you look I don't want to talk about it I'm gonna go upstairs and wash up and go to bed how dare you talk to me like that you should tell me everything I can't talk right now why Lisa well you said please talk to me please you're part of my light you know everything I could not go on without you Lisa you're scaring me you are lying I never hit you you got a me apart Lisa why are you so hysterical do you understand life do you don't worry about it everything will be all right you drive me crazy good night Johnny don't worry about it I still love you good night Lisa ha ha ha chicken feet are you just a little chicken gggg all right Peter here we go see Peter you're clumsy okay once you guys have a seat we'll have that right out for you hi how you doing what would you like hi Johnny how are you yeah how was work today oh pretty good we got a new client and the bank will make a lot of money what client I cannot tell you it's confidential oh come on why not no I can anyway how is your sex life I can't talk about it why not take your time yeah sure what time Golden Gate Park 6:30 [Music] suddenly my eyes are wide open and I can see everything so clearly I want it all you think you can get it all from mark if he can't give me what I want somebody else will Lisa you're sounding just like you're being so manipulative so what you can learn something from me you have to take as much as you can you have to live live live don't worry about me I have everything covered your point of view is so different from mine look I don't want to talk about it bye I haven't been happy since I married my first husband I didn't even want to marry your father you never told me that well it's true well men are [ __ ] men and women use and abuse each other all the time there's nothing wrong with it marriage has nothing to do with love you understand anything that leave your stupid comments in your pocket whose baby is that is it mine no of course not how can you be sure come on Lisa just stop asking me stupid questions what the hell do you think you are what are you doing what's going on here you really don't know do you maybe I know more than you think I do bar [ __ ] all right what do you want from me huh alright ok folks everything is fine fight this over phone I'm sorry Maura yeah you too [Music] what are you doing none of your business you might future wife what are you doing Lisa leave her alone I just wanna talk to you since when do you give me orders it's Lisa changed your mind about you wake up man what planer you want I think you should leave right now mark don't spoil it we were just having fun don't touch me [ __ ] and get out stop it you two are acting like children son of a [ __ ] we're gonna ruin the party you keep your girl satisfy to a come to me get out my house I kill you I kill you bastard kill me if you tried you'll betray me you're not good you just cheated chip chip chip chip chip dude shut up everybody betrayed me I fed up with his world you can come out now Johnny she's gone in the few minutes [ __ ] who are you calling a [ __ ] you and your stupid mother [Music] [Music]

Channel: Poiz

Views: 102,436

Keywords: Tommy Wiseau, The Room

Id: t6Xz36BHO_8

Length: 17min 46sec (1066 seconds)

Published: Tue Dec 05 2017