Best of Melissa McCarthy in Bridesmaids | RomComs

and this is Ducky sister Megan hey hi oh hi my Grandma's not supposed to have wine I'll be right back hey how's it going it's going great it's going great I'm on the mend you know I just got some pins in my legs Believe It or Not pins in my legs can still do this all right a maze fell off a cruise ship oh but I'm back but yeah oh [ __ ] yo [ __ ] took a hard hard violent fall kind of pinball down hit a lot of railings broke a lot of [ __ ] I didn't I'm not gonna say to survive and say I thrived I met a dolphin down there and I swear to God that dolphin looked not at me but into my soul into my goddamn Soul Annie and said I'm saving you and Megan not with his mouth but he said it I'm assuming telepathically we had a connection that I don't even know if I can explore Jesus hey shut my mouth look at unbelievable you must be Annie's fella play a Megan it's a pleasure oh and he's not uh I'm not he's not I'm not with him all right I'm glad he's single because I'm gonna climb that like a tree I hope that you're all hungry foreign are you eating any meat oh it's not good to eat a big meal before A fitting you know feel a bit bloated so not me no no physically I don't blow bucket it's a gift what about a Pixar themed shower and we all come dressed as our favorite Pixar character that and I uh I'll just snowball on top of that also Fight Club female Fight Club we grease up we pull in Lillian doesn't know so it's surprise we're gonna fight we beat the [ __ ] out of her she's not gonna forget that we just [ __ ] attack can I be honest oh no I'm at home with three boys all day every day what about the bachelorette party that's what's more important I've got a new tube top I want to cut the tags off I'd like to take advantage of this opportunity where are we going I'm gonna second her we better blow this [ __ ] out that poor girl Lillian who we're all here for is in the bathroom probably bowling her [ __ ] eyes out because she's realizing holy [ __ ] I gotta spend the rest of my life with Doug he's my brother I love him but he's a [ __ ] [ __ ] I think we can all agree on that right oh can we eat it's a Ghana what are you doing it's coming out of me like lava [Music] no carry-on huh no yeah I noticed I know she didn't put anything in the overhead bin either I get it I get it I want you to know uh protect and serve air marshall Style what I don't want infringe on your privacy man I just um I really appreciate what you do for this country and I respect the hell out of you that's great not an air marshal I'm gonna take a nap awesome cool I'll take the First Watch I'm not an air marshal there's no you don't need to take a watch and where you keep the gun man I mean is it ankle hip lower back you don't between the cheeks do you no I don't stick a gun at my butt I mean that's stupid I just knew of a guy that got did a lot of undercover work and all I know is he had tape marks all up and down his cheeks that can't be true people don't keep guns up their asses because if you needed to use it are you gonna get it he cut a hole in his pocket what he was he was in a back pocket you've got to get something out of your ass and you cut a hole in the back of your jeans you want to tell me you can't get to something I don't have a gun for you to put up my ass to make your point my Nano I will show you I will you get me scissors I will cut a hole in my pocket and I you'll never find this again until I want you to find it hey not air marshall John you want to get back in that restroom and not rest no I have to get back to my C yeah you got to get back on my seat you get it no I think yeah I definitely got it uh oh what's that I gotta get back to my seat could you just move your leg please I gotta go uh oh uh oh somebody found a souvenir you feel that Steam Heat coming that's for my undercarriage okay that can go up and higher okay John get us a blanket no I gotta take a whiz and I'll be right back cool ladies and gentlemen as you can see the captain has turned on The Fast and seat belt sign it appears we have run into a rough patch of weather Colonial woman on the wing the woman on the wing I saw her there was something they're not telling them turning butter right now [ __ ] everyone remain calm I'm an air marshal there is nothing that he is I'm proud of you shut up Helen anybody else have anything they want to share today I tricked two dogs already they're in the back of my van I'm coming in let's go let's go and we're walking okay we're walking heel heel no pee nope not on the carpet okay we're coming in everybody's in and having fun we're having fun and here we're healing heal how many of those did you take I took nine I took nine yeah I uh I did I think slightly over commit to the whole dog thing it turns out I'm probably more comfortable with six it's a lot that's a lot of energy to deal with but you wouldn't know anything about that because you haven't been returning my calls and and say what Megan say hi I I can't get off the couch I got fired from my job I got kicked out of my apartment I can't pay any of my bills my car is a piece of [ __ ] uh I don't have any friends um the last time I find interesting about that Annie it's interesting to me that you have you have absolute no friends you know why it's interesting here's a friend standing directly in front of you trying to talk to you and you choose to talk about the fact that you don't have any friends you know what I mean nope I don't think you want any help I think you want to have a little pity party yeah I think Annie wants a little pity party you're an [ __ ] oh Megan you better learn to fight cause life yeah let's get unlife and I'm gonna bite you in the ass Nick it's not me I'm trying to get you to fight for your shitty life and you won't do it you just you won't do it who stops loving yourself stop slapping yourself I'm Your Life Annie I'm your shitty little child sorry nice hit all right I'm glad to see you got a little bit of spark in you I knew that Annie was in there somewhere I think I think you're ready now to hear a little story about a girl named Megan girl named Megan that didn't have a very good time in high school I'm referring to myself when I say Megan it's me Megan I know you look at me now and think boy she must have breezed through high school not the case Annie no this was not easy going up and down the Halls okay they used to try to blow me up they threw firecrackers at my head fire crackers I mean literally I'm not saying that figuratively I got firecrackers thrown at my head they called me a freak do you think I let that break me I think I went home to my mommy crying oh I don't have any friends oh Megan doesn't have any friends no I did not you know what I did I pulled myself up I studied really hard I read every book in the library and now I work for the government I have the highest possible security clearance don't repeat that I won't I can't protect you I know where all the nukes are and I know the codes I won't say anything you would be amazed a lot of shopping malls don't repeat that I have six houses I bought an 18 wheeler a couple months ago just because I could okay you lost Lillian you got another best friend sitting right in front of you if you'd notice huh they're gonna stop feeling sorry for yourself okay because I do not associate with people that blame the world for their problems because you're your problem Annie and you're also your solution right I mean that's you get that I just miss her I guess yeah I know you do I know you do all right come on bring it in there's Nanny there's the Annie I knew was there okay all right and you gotta wash your hair I'm sorry you've got to wash it

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Id: QRq2c2Iu18I

Length: 10min 6sec (606 seconds)

Published: Thu Jan 19 2023