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ready here we go it's dead socks [Applause] [Music] we walked into Captain Hook's I just see here everybody's friends and family I'm just like like is this really happening [Applause] oh my god like our family's here everybody's here that we've missed so much I see my dad my best friend Ryder and Jionni I was so excited hopefully this means I've been given a second chance with Jionni I just want to be with him that's all I ever want in life is to be you know the person that I love and that's him I don't know like whether to be happy to say that it's in disbelief you know I haven't seen my mom in so long I feel and I'm literally in shock I think for the first time in my life stop crying no it's just seeing your family makes you realize how much you missed it oh yeah [Music] uncle Nino's back he's drunk he's putting on every girl in the place you know the ultimate creep I feel like he should be in this house with us honestly he should get the smush room tonight the only thing I'm really worried about is Gianni you have Jionni and Nicole who haven't seen each other and there's kind of like unfinished business and then you have Johnny with Vinny a Johnny with Mike like so now you can get ugly real quick [Music] awkward okay yeah I feel bad for Johnny right now I don't feel like a loser if I was in a room with the dude that slept with my girlfriend behind my back such a perfect couple what a perfect couple digital camera how to make it happen today bro GTL haircut I'm not even jet-lagged right now what's the plan Stan yeah well let make it happen today All American errands all unfinished business will be finished today because I need to go GOP CEO first thing I want to do nothing I'm back in America is I want to go tanning oh it's pale as a ghost and almost as what is my smile getting pale about a minute Ronnie let's roll to your day fellas oh my god have so much fun I'd rather go tanning first this is a serious situation right now we're losing weight and we're getting pale it's like the end of civilization you should probably go on a like a medium bed but I want to shock my system you're going hard-hard I'm tanorexic bro the tennis laws and we coming up on the right hand side I have an emergency I have an emergency believe me I need to stand up strongest lotion you have and the max time and I want to go twice oh yeah telling ya I'm like 40 days behind in my game I need to get back to business you can't GTL I'm friggin Italy no you're not tan enough to get brother go home now I feel better I feel like I'm in heaven because now I get to GTL again mainly G super says like this arms we did Jack real quick [Music] I don't know about anything y'all but I'm like the happiest I've been in a while ah I feel good man this is America I can breathe like I smell the smog I love it yeah I love it I got no tan in Italy so I got a little excited I went tanning in Jersey went tanning went tanning went tanning went tanning I burnt my whole face off ah feels good in the air-conditioned this is the best tell much else to do yo somebody help me I burned my face off would you do tanning will you peel this so it peeled and then I exfoliated and then burnt the part that I peeled fully deep problems I never thought in my wildest dreams that I would tell anybody in this house to stop tanning sir I can't see okay oh my oh my god that's when you know the world is coming to an end any cocoa bottom retaining or GTL endurance is not up it's probably what it is I shocked the system bro yeah this really is white boy problem Mike what I'm gonna spice these yeah well even though Mike totally ticked me over I wanna be friends again are you drunk at this point I just want to move on from it and have fun go out have drinks I'm gonna go to those pigs Joseph's got a baby let's sit outside I found out about a Deena's sister and Frank oh my god that's the best information ever it's awesome information it's like great I actually got wind that Deena's sister has a special talent so to speak I called the unit right i'ma girl have my Frankie like he's like yeah Frankie and smashed Deena's sister I was like okay he's like but the best part is only certain girls have the talents and this talent is only bestowed upon the chosen ones Deena's sister is one of the chosen ones Hey Oh like why would guys like it's like peeing so I found out about it and I'm wondering if I should use it for good or evil Deena will be pissed she definitely will be pissed cause an easy baby she has allergies we're gonna remove the couches move the concerts right roll with the beanbag all the chairs empty this bad boy out me and Pauly got everyone out of the house and now we are going to flip this house inside out literally so the couch is gonna be just like this like a hell this prank isn't a simple prank this prank is gonna take some work some hard work but well worth it Rick war but not gonna be our friends anymore this is heavy it's just me and Pauly and we are lifting couches and tables and we are like arranging furniture whoo yeah buddy this not only takes muscle it takes brains and it is exhausting this is pretty big you know 58 inches obviously we can't fit the Jacuzzi inside the door so we got like a baby pool to make believe it's the jacuzzi [Music] as kitty pulls no joke but teamwork makes the dream work come on bro everyone will go too hard blow pinch away your teeth a little bit less the ear a sucker MC not lighting the fire now I just want to see what it looks like a little bit out on you we can cook on the stove [Music] I feel like I'm gonna blow up for some reason I really do that could have been dangerous yeah let's go welcome to Frank wars I can help you nice we need more backup what the hell did you guys do in here there's nothing in here Danny comes over and he brings the manpower you bring some guys from the t-shirt shop and he also brings astroturf golf anyone cuz we're gonna a shorter if the whole living room to make it look like the upstairs deck alright so gonna borrow will go there Jacuzzi rule there then we'll set up the couches and stuff here alright sweet alright so let's go look at the stuff oh yeah yeah why'd we paint the walls blue oh yeah it's gonna be awesome looking down there though with this thing cuz that's how official that's how elaborate this prank is that's shock factor right there or some mirror it only so yours you're gonna see a hammock in the living room you're gonna see a pool in the living room you're gonna see that your bed is upstairs and then when you walk into your room we didn't just take half your stuff we made your room completely empty this is awesome thanks for help guys when the roommates walk in they never like oh my god what did they do exactly what happened you got it victory for the prank wars he'll never be able to top this ever ever nobody can look not bad for a DJ and a couple of t-shirt presses [Music] [Applause] really it's not gonna burn hey boys that's gonna burn you kidding me I'm actually fascinated with fire fascinated with you know danger and risk and all that stuff come on [Music] they're so bad if it don't get here enough this is where war isn't made of right here people are doing so walk in and I'm like oh my god like they just throw us a tiki party three two and cue to scream but then I walk into my room and there's nothing like there's no bed there's no furniture and I'm like really [Music] Jenny's like speechless the look on her face is priceless and the same thing with Mike Michael it's even dumber than he normally looks the robbers came in I am freaking out right now I'm just I won't did we get robbed like what happened where's my I'm gonna sleep hey Ron I was camping please move I don't know this is the top deck we're outside go inside and check it out living room is outside we go to the top deck and there's all of our beds and dressers and stuff toys and stiletto shoes and I'm just like bastards you must be kidding me ah he's basking it bro I am more than happy with the way operation inside out turns out because this prank and his Frank was there's no way they could beat us yeah Frank what champions this I like my stuff being worth around not cool he's pissed so everybody's okay with this Franklin even Ronnie's like yo this is the best prank ever but Mike really hates it he's in a mood he's pissed he's being a little [ __ ] right now there's this really really really pisses me off guys better get your stuff it's gonna pour out it's gonna start raining soon yeah within like 20 minutes oh my god my bad looks like it's gonna be a big storm so I grabbed him like and I carried it to my room Mike on the other hand just being stubborn and crying might want to get your stuff it's gonna rain I didn't bring my stuff outside and I'm not bringing it in too bad when it rains in about ten minutes all the to be ruined wow we got tarp people are bringing this stuff down we're putting tarps over the stuff that we're not moving right now and Mike's just leaving his stuff there to get ruined [Music] is it rainy a little bit I have this paste I just don't like people touching my stuff that's really what it is yeah but everybody I don't like that yeah Oh as a wet yeah it's wet last night I sit on this bed oh yeah oh yeah it's great I was thinking I thought cool freaking out I mean I don't know what she'd do I am very surprised Mike we sold matter whatever Mike claims she's the biggest prank here he's this he's that he's being the source sport out of all of them already ruined already ruined good job where's the tarps all my already ruined so you know I'm saying whether you put a tarp on it or not it's ruined okay every shoe is brand new they're all soaked okay the bread is up alright so this is not cool yeah I don't like people touching my stuff I don't like my stuff on the side I'm staying in nothing but it's just moved why am I gonna do put put this in the house when I didn't put it out here I've no bed to sleep on I got no shoes it's ruined look at it violently my man Mike can dish it but he can't friggin take it it's sad oh hey welcome to row I even put your bed back I wasn't gonna go homey but go home I'm gonna sleep all myself through and they rained some of my stuff the prank happen to everybody in the freaking house Mike do did it wasn't just you it's not like they singled you out there's little pissed throw your boys right so yeah they are my boys calm down then talk to her Pauly yeah the little fact that I have nowhere to sleep tonight really bothers me Tina all right my man Mike is still sour complain he has no bed so we finally just give in for only helping bring stuff back just in general don't like honestly Mike was such a little [ __ ] about this prank Mike's a nickname should be changed from the situation to bitching I don't think there's any fish over here I feel like this is like my relationships not one person wants to grab my bait do you wanna go on the boat yeah all right so me Nicole decide to take a boat on the water because we're like this would be awesome we could grow and fish at the same time [Music] the meatballs decide to take out this book that's good God but it's so windy out I don't know how they're gonna make it through the waves are so windy out right now and the boat is you know going out all over the place and I feel like the currents carrying me in a khole away I'm like oh my god like let's freakin try and row ourselves to like a dock the meatballs had no idea what they're doing right now myself Ron you know we got to be the responsible ones and pull the plug on this so I let the air out of the boat arms are flapping in the air this meatball sauce flying everywhere this boat is sinking and I've seen Titanic and this is not going to end well all screaming its sharp its sharp like stop doing what you're doing is there sharp objects where they are saying there's a shark literally trying to get out of three feet of water because there's sharks in it and Nicole is just worried about her alcoholic beverage floating away it was legit complete chaos yep there's Snooki's all through these waters yeah you know howyou catches Nikki [Music] [Laughter] luckily shark seems to not like meatballs but unfortunately none of us were capable of really catching any fish and crabs so alright getting Chinese food I think it's gonna be meatball problems today grab a shirt let's put this on I need to get hangers and you made two changes to the store you have to discuss with me bro I need hangers hangers is that okay I thought you were sweating balls in the air conditioning working I can hot it works better on the floor when you're making a sale oh let's go the floors make some sales booth next we do some stupid Oh would you would you sleep let's do the following game I'm running [Music] people's are you going I always use a hat I know trouble no wait don't burning with syrup they follow me this place shadow okay I'm like whatever work get real over you today I'm gonna have some fun minute where's he goes out oh I have no idea kidding you can handle me forever me and Jionni are getting married I feel when he proposes and I don't know when that is but he better do it like within the future I am in car my boob all right whoever won this little bet we did yeah had to wear the bunny suit in public for like ten minutes even though I lost the bet and I have to wear low left to karma I mean it's not really a big deal because Lola is like my best friend so I'm kind of like hanging out with my best friend right now and we're going to karma together they got a letter in with that bunny suit you don't tell Lola where she needs to go actually looks pretty hot I might want to reconsider having sex with you now you should just always leave the mask on stripper prostitute bunny Lola it's pretty hot tonight I think that was a bunny and I wanted to bang bunnies I'd bang Lola weird let's go straight to the bar I might just jump an idiot [Applause] [Music] if you lost the bet she is you know taking it on the chin and it's gonna be awesome honestly I'm gonna be dying in the suit it's gonna smell like alcohol sweat and [Music] bull is definitely the most popular girl karma tonight I'm a little jealous I'm about to bring her home for myself both dancing she's like rabbit humping people and on top of it everyone's putting the bunny suit on and having a blast with it it's just not a normal night of karma it's a Lola night our car [Music] it's like heaven Snooki cheated on Jionni with me and now it's time to upset the truth free and see what happens unless I make this like really quick and like painless as possible because I think you're good a skit and like I can't look you in the face every day and have a shot and have a drink and you not know like a couple months ago I before we went to Italy you were still going out with Nicole I don't know if you heard the rumors about me and her well like as a man like I want to tell you it did I would wanna know something like that happen to me my boy unit was going up with Ryder and all of a sudden the call walked in and she saw them hooking up and it was really quick and but I'm being honest no I mean I had to I wanted to tell wanted to tell you I mean do you respect that because be between me and you like you know as a man like you want to know hey did this happen or it did however you want to take it from here you take it and you act on it look I'm saying I take it how you want to take it and and and that's it you know I mean another man tells you that your girl cheated on you man you say nothing at all that's ridiculous that just shows that you don't care about her [Music] [Music] I'm laughing about something so [ __ ] up I think I didn't believe them Gianni's should believe my story because I'm telling the truth and if he did believe Mike I'd be like okay you believe a stranger that you don't even know and not your girlfriend he's annoying for me look he's trying to get a rise out of you did I rice did you know you're thirsty Popeye Popeye I'm in a food fight with Nicole right now now as usual she's just trying to push my buttons well you know what I'm not taking it you're taking it listen I can't hear your mouth kind of all of a sudden Mike gets brought into the conversation like what do we do I'll show you how it's done [Music] you know what this is what you do to stand in the office ding ding ding ding round 2 idiot for you I'm tapping up with the kid everyday for joining us me you I've had enough in the close games I've won the war I've told the truth I won this battle I don't know either who do you believe I think Mike is telling the truth and Snooki's lying liars get pissed when you know they're caught in the act oh yeah bye okay you're gonna fly a kite so like all the boys go fly kites after dinner and I'm like D this is the perfect time I'm like we have to do it now lock it Wow Jamie tell me what goes on you have to help let's go we're gonna finally get the boys back we got a slingshot we got water balloons we are prepared boys you are done can't forgive me you got it Amy good at doing something boy saw all of a sudden we see the girls which is like crazy slingshot I'm like they don't want to stop something they can't handle do it do it [Music] but they start it don't hit me go get it get it I feel like Rambo right now I am going nuts this close we go girls are on the deck by the smush room but they're on a deck with only one exit guys are in trouble now you got nowhere to go I locked him out how did he get in again Rock we put a freeze on one second why no I'm I'm sick come on for real not anymore these girls can't do anything to like sitting ducks we can literally do whatever we want to them yeah what of all yeah are you Filipino downstairs scared oh my god we're freakin screwed yeah let's get him they're dead actually don't feel good I'm getting onto the other deck on the other side I don't know about ya what is it tech D it's not idea Hey oh my god help me yo they ready we got a lot of wood again the red team go red team go Missy Joey get the tarp oh my god gather you bro get her blue row going up they're dead this is war I'm gonna cry like this game put down your weapon I just now should've never came out with a slingshot girl once again the plan for the girls to prank us backfired they should just stop before they really get hurt done it's just me against the boys and I'm like you know what bringing put down your weapon tied up gonna get stuck and it's hard that's before guys she gets super soldier I want a balloon like just destroyed by the guys more to go champion yeah you win a slingshot unexpected dead yes let's leave it there till next summer house awesome should we still go out my way should we all be I don't want to bombard him look the million people yes I don't know what to do - like you I don't I don't know what to do with VIN it's like when you smother him he fights back Boni give him his space he'll come to you it just makes it worse by staying home like if he needs a space that's understandable okay we can't all stay here and bum-rush yeah it's worse he's not gonna be good he's gonna walk out the house I want to stay but I feel like you and yeah I do picture many people around him yes I don't want to be the reason that he leaves Camille's overwhelmed okay we need to get out of this house and let them talk yes let's go home I'll talk to him I could meet you guys later whatever I don't want to see Vinny leave and I'm just hoping and praying maybe Paulie can like knock some sense into him I probably do is try stick the other night you know baby boy are we to love you let me take it out later [Music] [Music] hi I want you to come get me you do I've been strong you don't I mean like I'm a fighter but there's no fight left at me so I make the decision that I'm gonna leave here you know what to talk about Lee he says anyone do okay are you positive mmm-hmm all right I really don't understand what Vinny's going through in it and it frustrates me because I keep trying to think what it is that he needs I'll just get a cab sent out I think it'll be quicker that way all right all right bye [Music] I have to bro what not what don't make it a big thing I'm not even a big gay guys was for me you don't mean I need to I need to get myself better every day I'm suffering with Aris market you give everybody in this house advice I know I know i you you sure this is what you want to do yeah bro I'm not happy you know I mean I can do him what's what's best for myself and that's it [Music] [Applause] [Music] having fun Vinny's back spooky on it we're playing a couple of chicks that we meet this couple from Brooklyn we're playing them all right they're here bro have mad fun no listen I gotta tell you Vinny likes you it's really shy and he's back so I gotta play around with it a little bit there you go he's not like a nettle I try to say he keeps laying it on me and laying an army laying it on me and then like I can do I can make one move though that'll double his moves you know like for example there's a specific girl standing everywhere we go everywhere we turn there's Pauly's stalker right behind us we don't know how she gets there how she knows where we are we think that she snuck a GPS system into Polly's blowout and that's how she knows where he is every time it's crazy he only sees you around and he's very shy I didn't want to say hello to you what's your name Vanessa so Polly you're welcome welcome I'll leave you two alone you know he's funny though right I gotta live with him [Music] it's a war out there as it is but me and Vinnie and putting grenades on each other so he's throwing a grenade at me I'm dodging it it's a war gotta go to the bathroom real bad oh my god there to save anyone this battle but he will not win the war I can't believe he did that to me bro oh you asked for it so we go downstairs just like mad dark but like 10 seconds into the club where the crowd was bang I see like these two girls rolling around on the ground like a chick fight then I look over I'm like holy it's Sam Sam getting to fight scary and I just don't know what to do right now come on what'd she do she push I got attacked like this or I'm a stupid [ __ ] pull the head you don't yank my newly weave that I just got I was always taught like self-defend myself I will take down the world if I feel like somebody touched me the wrong way [Music] [Music] [Applause] which was good but it's time for Chantal to leave and I gotta call her a cab this girl has to leave hello hello yes hi Oh like cab please where are you I am in Seaside Heights New Jersey State down there for about probably about an hour are you kidding me no I don't have no hook she's gonna die I'm like it's 4:00 in the morning how many cabs could be hour you know [Music] I don't know it's getting worse hang around but I definitely want it hanging around yeah they go pump I think a million shoes a key to get some sleep want to get it in get her out call the cab they know the deal like who wants to spend the night here they're in the cab [Music] oh my god lightning lightning oh my god it's crazy it is a huge thunderstorm but there's no rain with it what I'm worried about is this tornado not my night it's the last night do we have like a hurricane shelter or like my room storm is a-brewin it's windy the Lightning is freakin insane and I'm just thinking oh my god it's a tornado you know I love a good tornado some of you I just don't I'm gonna be the one that gets a freakin electrocuted on you I'm not I don't feel comfortable I don't want to get lightning in my hair that's crazy oh my god tornadoes are so neat oh I'm out driving away oh good no no no seriously I don't want to feel like those stuck up like that means that I need poley that means tornado I'm out of here bro I'm like serious thunder lightning rained [Music] this is the biggest storm I've ever seen in Jersey Shore history I'm taking cover I saw the Wizard of Oz I don't want to be like Dorothy freaking odd swinging all over the freakin sky with my dog and stuff like I'm trying to get out of this freaking house I'm driving the bat here you tow your car we're driving over there NATO swoops you up in your head why did you drive away from it that's the worst thing you do is get in your car and drive yeah it's my last day here and everybody's sleeping so I got to do my thing and wake this house up one thing I will never miss in this house is waking out to Polly's oh yeah wake up yeah [Music] yeah yeah yeah it's the last day watch Jersey Shore a family vacation every year [Music]
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Channel: Jersey Shore
Views: 7,614,873
Rating: undefined out of 5
Keywords: Jersey Shore, Season 5, Jersey Shore Season 5, Best of Season 5, best of jersey shore, jersey shore supercut, jersey shore compilation, moms with attitude, Snooki, Angelina, Deena, Sammi, Ronnie, mike, the situation, jwoww, Pauly D, Vinny, Seaside Heights, reality, reality tv, Throwback Thursday, Throwback Clip, Throwback, fights, fist pump, Jerzday, Duck Phone, quack, dirty little hamster, gtl, guido, guidette, snooki & jwoww, Joey Camasta
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Length: 44min 58sec (2698 seconds)
Published: Thu May 30 2019
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