BEST NEWS BLOOPERS 2018 #4

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Length: 13min 43sec (823 seconds)

Published: Thu Jan 10 2019

Reddit Comments

[u/pothkan]

Timestamp?

[u/longagonancy]

I found a transcription/translation: https://www.reddit.com/r/ContagiousLaughter/comments/a4nda1/danish_sports_host_farts_in_studio/ebhaah6/

[u/tibetan-sand-fox]

From the other comments, it looks like you mean the part that starts at 6:46. This is indeed in Danish.

What's happening is that the man on the right farts, which causes the two other hosts to walk away. The farting man is Stig Tøfting, a famous Danish football player and coach.

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Danish	English
Ah, men, for helvede, du er så klam, altså, du er så klam, altså.	Oh, goddamnit, you're so nasty, you're so nasty
Der kom sovs med i buksen der, altså	[Literally] Some gravy went into your pants
...	...
Hold kæft, hvor er du klam	You're so goddamn nasty
Ved du inden du slå den, at den er så lang?	Did you know it was that long before you let it rip?
...	...
Prøv at hør. Han siger, at den er her, når han går. Den larmer stadig, da han når derned.	Listen here. He says that it's here when he leaves. It's still making noise when he reaches down there.
Åh, for helvede, mand, du er simpelthen også så ulækker, du er.	Oh, goddamnit man, you're so disgusting.
Hold da kæft, mand.	Goddamn.
Den bobler jo op i linningen	It's bubbling in the waistband
Ej, det må ikke ske igen, der her, mand.	This can't happen again.
Nej, hold kæft, du kan godt holde den inde. Og hold kæft den var lang.	No, you will hold it in. And goddamn it was long.
Han siger bare: "Hold kæft, hvor er du klam."	He just says: "You're so goddamn nasty."
Får du løftet venstre ben igen? Hold kæft, Stig Tøfting, mand.	Are you lifting your left leg again? Goddamnit, Stig Tøfting.
Ej, jeg blev meget overrasket selv.	I surprised myself.
Det var lige før, det gav en fiber i ryggen, sådan som du fik presset den der med ud.	You almost got a pulled muscle with how you pushed that one out.
Sindssygt, mand. Jeg troede slet ikke sådan noget kunne vare så lang tid.	Crazy, man. I didn't know something like that could last that long.

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Danish

Subreddit: r/danishlanguage

ISO 639-1 Code: da

ISO 639-3 Code: dan

Location: Denmark; Widespread.

Classification: Indo-European

Wikipedia Entry:

Danish ( listen) (dansk pronounced [ˈdanˀsɡ] ( listen); dansk sprog, [ˈdanˀsɡ ˈsbʁɔwˀ]) is a North Germanic language spoken by around six million people, principally in Denmark and in the region of Southern Schleswig in northern Germany, where it has minority language status. There are also minor Danish-speaking communities in Norway, Sweden, Spain, the United States, Canada, Brazil and Argentina. Due to immigration and language shift in urban areas, around 15–20% of the population of Greenland speak Danish as their home language. Along with the other North Germanic languages, Danish is a descendant of Old Norse, the common language of the Germanic peoples that lived in Scandinavia during the Viking Era.

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