BEST NEWS BLOOPERS 2015 #2

Tyler just 24 hours ago this Bank in north of that guy right there what Oh that's the robber this is live TV folks that's the robber just went by according to the bank employee so I gotta go here and call 911 you later so apparently he has a method I was talking about this this weekend where he dips the hot dog in water yeah to dissolve the bread a bit you have to wonder if there is a similar event for low carb eaters so there's no bun you're just doubting hot dog and the weiners left and right just alone well there's a comparison our equipment guys do a great job of breaking the balls in they also know that how I like the balls I don't want anyone touching the balls after that I don't want anyone rubbing em I don't think anybody knew there was an issue with the balls you know really till Monday morning I have no idea what happened with the balls thing I'm not squeezing the balls there's a lot of variables with obviously mother nature and with with the walls some guys like them round and some guys like them thin some guys like them tacky some guys like a brand new some guys like old balls I mean do you feel that if Russia is not halted in its ambitions towards Ukraine that your country could be next common problem for libraries people taking their magazines yeah in Tennessee one particular magazine is a hot item take a look no it's not a men's magazine it's what crotchet world crochet world [Laughter] what is that I don't even know what that word means crochet what is that you know like knitting series with here is Jack go ahead good morning I'm get Strickland I just want to make it clear first of all I'm calling from Bel Air California but I am originally from Philadelphia specifically West Philadelphia but anyway I was actually discussing this issue with a friend of mine recently while I was in Philly it occurred on a basketball court at some point during the conversation a couple of guys who were up to no good essentially started causing trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said you're moving with your auntie and uncle in bel-air this low-lying look ahead Emo's Carmelita pokrovsky granitic let's keep a dissection hello Takada he also goes on to say that he policies have lost innocent what it takes me off about this cup Adam is there's nothing in it oh gee sir what stupid ok there was something in it funny because this is an empty bottle [Applause] conditions are so treacherous in Christchurch this morning that even though I was taking to the streets we're finding it slippery I'm Stu mills and Carlton placed with one-eyed let's have a look at your morning commute and we've got a couple of issues on the go this morning as we tape ok this is my phone not my clicker that just happened do do the clowns driving through downtown Toronto with a few other clowns when he noticed a man acting strangely do do the clowns solve the man running toward two women so he yelled out a warning the women jumped in the cloud car and then seconds later the man attacked the car ripped off the side mirrors those woman's those women were safe and it's all things to do do do to help he knows it could have been a really bad situation I know somebody that looks just like [Laughter] okay we're gonna add up through our rain tamer Eva how's it goin girl hey also if you have a telescope Uranus is visible to just near that oh did I say that near you're near the horizon I'm gonna stick with weather okay it looks like that circulation that tornado is between Morris and Seneca and is it raining heavily around you now yeah winds blowing really heavily like it's a blast from Howard Stern that hole had to have one of those dunya [Music] [Music] do you know how this fire started yes I do it was cause of my cousin and I don't want to mention no names your cousin yes and you said you think your cousin started this ha do you know how or why and he's mad because he couldn't he can't get with me I'm married to my husband and it's a long story just make it short yeah I had to park my car to meet there because I couldn't go nowhere because I've seen the tree leaves and stuff like flying everywhere Celia you don't say I make food trees three months from trees who do all right stores there was a report Hooker tornado touching down hurt her oh yeah oh man it all went down man I stay right next door a man from the thing that happened man a barbecue man I was barbecuing man I've seen some fire just come out the window man with a busted out man only thing I think first man make sure the ribs right and rent him when I got my family man rung everybody out safely not carry everybody out myself man you know I mean keep this PG everybody myself and I did that for me not getting injuries I like you know injuries and stuff except for all the smoke in my lungs and stuff already has smoking my lung saw I'm alright that's ESPN NFL insider john clayton with the insight and the latest for us on SportsCenter to push him out of business and she doesn't think that he can operate fairly good morning John and Randi I can tell you that I just learned that about 35 people from the assisted living facility have been transported to Mercy Jefferson you do not want to be out here joyriding vegan is asking folks to stay off the roads and then that helps them move along quicker here but if you can take a look at the road here obviously the buffoonery has returned but good morning we were right in the middle of it when that violence occurred earlier one of the Seattle police officers came down on his bike we got a guy here dancing around this is pretty similar to what we've seen tonight but I would prefer dancing rather than to some of the violence and some of the other property damage that we've seen tonight Seattle police have them hemmed in sir let me tell your story Seattle police have them hemmed in here and are allowing them to express their message as long as they stay in this area just over my shoulder here and just past my friend there is where they had the fire last year in the middle of the intersection that shut down the traffic tonight they're not letting anybody downtown as far as protesters are concerned cannot repeat the advice often enough from their car they don't make unnecessary journeys don't take risks on treacherous roads and don't swim in the sea incredibly people have been spotted in the water here in Black Rock in Seoul till both today and yesterday Galway City Council say their actions are idiotic not only are they putting their lives in danger but it is unacceptable and unforgiveable to put the lives of people in the rescue services a danger as well Camille - it before good news buddy sighs Damon yeah he a deadly couple of minutes so it's really picked up I think that's an understatement it's already quite a lot in Foxboro before it was raining this heavily we've been they talked to a couple of fans who had an opinion or two about the proper way to sled down a hill that's more muddy than snowy they say no matter what

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Published: Tue Dec 22 2015