Best Maid of Honor Toast EVER! (Bride’s life told through musical mashup)

my oldest memory is going to the Opie with my mom in the spring of 1985 and getting to hear my baby's heartbeat not obviously my baby and my mother's belly so I anxiously awaited the arrival of my younger sibling but the baby was late she wasn't just late she was nine days late do you know how long nine days is for a Nomis REO can't Eternity but this just doesn't work it doesn't work so on the evening of day 8 our mom who many of you know was comest most unruffled person you have ever met decided you know the baby's not here yet but we'll have a dance party that's what we're gonna do we're gonna have a dance party so mom picked me up like all 28 pounds me and pop me up on top of her stomach and we danced around the house to Cyndi Lauper's girls just want to have fun and lo and behold 9:30 a.m. on day 9 this is like you know 16 hours later dee dee-dee-dee arrives apparently she also just wanted to have fun so dee dee you're probably sitting here thinking like okay this hasn't been too bad so far you know I might I might get out relatively unscathed Mary yeah kind of well not so fast Missy am I gonna have an assistant for this parade are you coming out of here okay hey hey it's time man hit it now this is story all about how these life got flipped-turned upside down so I'd like to take nine minutes just sit right there say what it's like to be because it's always raining [Music] on Stuyvesant Avenue born and raised in our backyard is where we spent most of our days ski and that's right and feature boat pool and and playing with soccer balls outside as pool then the hobbits away and there was no good started making trouble in no specific we got one little fight mom temper flared senior selfish boy you're here cuz baby now we got bad you know it should be bad [Music] bad you were paddler of here I rode horses but no beer you shot arrows from a bow whoa you snuck out it I didn't I got all the melanin you have really stinky toes and then you spilled my mocha frappuccino really deep cut and baby now we got bad [Music] [Applause] [Music] slip into a southern [Music] my sister hates country yeah so I had to produce him [Music] me [Music] when I left for college she started to like me a little bit more I think it's cuz she looked more like me that she could dude I'm sorry mr. bouncer inside III why would my little sister lie she's been 18 for the longest time somewhere in high school but she's so chill up the cottage fire escape she goes the girls bathroom window [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] but [Music] she makes her money sanic if they need yes she's the important big job indeed oh she's a recruiter works overtime and spas for free yeah [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] if you [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] should have more kids [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] just raise your glass with me [Music] [Applause] [Music]

Channel: Cord 3 Films

Views: 12,895,315

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Id: Ga8KkAqgkCQ

Length: 11min 14sec (674 seconds)

Published: Sun May 22 2016