Ben's worst nightmare is food | Parks and Recreation

what a gorgeous herbaceous medley there's been a mistake you've accidentally given me the food that my food eats salad is traditionally the first course at a wedding there's a gerbil marrying a rabbit I'm in charge of food for the wedding so I brought in pawnee's three best Caterers and a panel of experts Chris loves vegetables Ron loves meat and Tom considers himself a foodie which apparently means taking Instagrams of food instead of eating it okay so I liked number one Chris liked number two and Ron liked number three Tom what about you cater number one's presentation was simple yet exhausting number twos was subtle and provocative like a koi Dutch woman guarding a dark secret nothing you're saying is helpful but number threes told a story a story from a book I wouldn't read but I would watch the movie of that's nonsense you know what I'm gonna go with the first place I really love that appetizer oh the mini calzone I wouldn't call it that it was more like a Savory pastry delicate little dough pocket filled with tomato sauce cheese and seasoned meat just a stunning culinary Innovation it was a calzone it was literally just a small calzone foreign Chris I'm dying I was dying earlier today and then I died now I'm dead I had to cancel a date with shot him oh my dweep and I really like her do you think she'll still like me now that I'm dead what is this it's food poisoning I have it too I did not sleep for one second last night and I cracked the bottom of the toilet bowl God don't say that has anybody talked to Tom I can't even imagine what that tiny little man must be feeling like I have voided more than Tom's body weight in the last 12 hours alone he might have just disappeared off the Earth we need to call him we must reach out to him I can't do it Ben extension 7820 whoa smells like some vomit took a dump in here what happened we got food poisoning Tom how do you not have food poisoning because you didn't eat anything he just took pictures and talked about the wow factor I'm not sure I ate everything you did are you sure is there anything that you didn't eat oh yeah I didn't eat those stupid mini calzones have a food rule number six never eat anything with the sauce I have to dip myself drizzle it on for me I'm not your maid calzones trade me ever again guys God is my witness they're dead to me all right well Tommy feels great and I'm about to go eat some lasagna peace well I'm feeling so much better almost no weird stuff snuck out of my body last night and I feel like The Emptiness of my stomach is going to lead to a pretty epic breakfast guys what do I do my choice almost killed us and we can't agree on another one so maybe there's a catering company in snarling that we should look into no it has to be from Pawnee I just know that's what Leslie wants I got it this might sound crazy but John ralphio has started a catering company he has now granted he is currently standing trial for counterfeiting Heroes but the trial is going to be over quick he's definitely guilty oh forget it dry toast and half a grapefruit for Chris thank you egg whites for Ben egg whites for Tom and pretty much everything we make for Ron and don't you go sneaking off I'm sending home some free waffles for Leslie thanks JJ you're the best are you sure you're cool with JJ's Diner and Catering what you've referred to as the wedding of the millennium are you kidding me I thought that I could not love you anymore and then I already did but I was dead wrong [Music]

Channel: Parks and Recreation

Views: 39,683

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Id: XEumIt_1L-s

Length: 4min 44sec (284 seconds)

Published: Fri Apr 14 2023