>> Jimmy: YOU HAVE A POCKET SQUARE GOING AND EVERYTHING. >> I DO THIS ALL MYSELF. >> Jimmy: DO YOU? >> NO. >> Jimmy: WOULD YOU BLOW YOUR NOSE ON THIS, OR IS THAT AGAINST YOUR RULES? >> I WOULD BLOW MY OWN NOSE ON THIS. >> Jimmy: DO YOU LIVE IN NEW YORK? >> WE DO, YEAH. I LIVED HERE FOR 13 YEARS, I THINK. WE RAN INTO EACH OTHER. >> Jimmy: YEAH, AT THE GAS STATION ONCE. I'LL NEVER FORGET IT. I DON'T KNOW WHY. >> IT WAS SUCH -- >> Jimmy: I'LL BE HONEST, WHEN I WOULD WATCH YOU ON THE SHOW, THERE'S ALWAYS SOMETHING I LIKED ABOUT YOU, AND THEN WE RAN INTO EACH OTHER AT THE GAS STATION AND LOOKED AT EACH OTHER AND KIND OF WENT LIKE, HEY, AND YOU WERE LIKE HEY, AND THAT WAS THE END OF IT. >> AND THAT'S L.A. IN A NUTSHELL. >> Jimmy: THINKING OF OPTIONING IT INTO A MOVIE. NOW THAT YOU'RE THERE, DO YOU -- ESPECIALLY RIGHT NOW WHEN IT'S COLD IN NEW YORK, DO YOU MISS BEING OUT HERE AT ALL? >> NO. >> Jimmy: YOU DON'T? >> NO. IT'S SNOWING IN NEW YORK OR WAS SNOWING YESTERDAY WHEN I LEFT. THAT I MISS. I MISS THE WEATHER. >> Jimmy: HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU FIRST MOVED TO L.A.? >> I WAS 23 YEARS OLD. >> Jimmy: FROM TEXAS ORIGINALLY? >> FROM AUSTIN. >> Jimmy: 23. DID YOU MOVE OUT HERE FOR THE OC? >> NO. I HAD NOTHING. NOTHING. I BOUGHT -- THE FIRST CAR I BOUGHT, I MOVED OUT HERE WITH NO CAR WHICH IS NOT GOING TO WORK. YOU NEED A CAR. THERE'S NO UBER BACK THEN. I BOUGHT A 1986 CADILLAC DEVILLE. IT WAS 1986. IT WAS IN 2003. >> Jimmy: IT WAS 17 YEARS OLD THEN. >> 17 YEARS OLD THEN AND HAD 228,000 MILES ON IT. I BOUGHT IT FOR $500. >> Jimmy: STILL SEEMS LIKE TOO MUCH. >> WELL, THAT DID NOT INCLUDE THE $100 I HAD TO SLIP THE GUY TO PASS THE SMOG INSPECTION. IT WAS NEVER GOING TO PASS. >> Jimmy: YOU CAN DO THAT. I DIDN'T KNOW THAT. INTERESTING. >> IT WAS A MESS. NO RADIATOR. CAR WOULD OVERHEAT IF I WANTED TO GET TO AN AUDITION. I WAS IN THE VALLEY, SLEEPING ON A FRIEND'S FLOOR. I'D HAVE TO LEAVE FOR SANTA MONICA, TWO, THREE HOURS. >> Jimmy: DID YOU HAVE THAT CAR WHEN YOU STARTED THE OC? >> I DID. >> Jimmy: DID PEOPLE MAKE FUN OF YOU? >> THEY DID. THE PRODUCERS GOT ME A RENTAL CAR TO DRIVE TO THE PILOT BECAUSE THEY WERE WORRIED THAT THAT THING WAS GOING -- WE WERE SOMEWHERE, THEY WERE WORRIED IT WAS GOING TO DIE ON THE PILOT. SO THEY RENTED ME A CAR AND THEN WHEN THE SERIES WAS PICKED UP, I BOUGHT A NEW CAR. >> Jimmy: AND NOW YOU'RE A DAD WITH PROBABLY CAR SEATS IN THE BACK OF YOUR CAR? >> WE HAVE TWO -- I BELIEVE WE HAVE FIVE CAR SEATS TOTAL IN OUR HOUSE. IT'S CRAZY. WE ONLY HAVE TWO KIDS. >> Jimmy: WHY BECAUSE OF CABS? >> BECAUSE OF CABS AND YOU TRAVEL AND THEY GROW OUT OF THEM, AND I DON'T KNOW. I'M NOT A WIFE. >> Jimmy: AND THE CAR SEAT IS A NIGHTMARISH DEVICE. IT IS. IT'S LIKE A WHOLE THING YOU ARE SWEATING AND CURSING. >> WHEN YOU TRAVEL AND ASK THE CAR COMPANY TO DO IT, THEY WON'T. THEY WON'T PUT IT IN. >> Jimmy: YOU GOT TO PUT IT IN YOURSELF. >> MAKE US RESPONSIBLE. >> Jimmy: LIABILITY, AND THEY GIVE YOU THE CHEAPEST, CRAPPIEST CAR SEAT. IT'S LIKE AN OLD FENDER FROM AN ELECTRIC CAR IN THE 90s. >> YES. THIS BIT IS GOING OVER BIG. THEY LOVE IT. >> Jimmy: IT'S NOT -- YOU KNOW WHAT? NOT TOO MANY PEOPLE APPRECIATE IT, BUT THE ONES WHO DO REALLY WILL. YES. WELL, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'RE AWARE OF THIS, BUT YOUR WIFE IS FROM "DEADPOOL" AND A BUNCH OF DIFFERENT THINGS. >> RUN THAT PHOTO UP THERE WITH NO CONTEXT, THAT NEEDS TO BE EXPLAINED. OUR DAUGHTER'S THIRD BIRTHDAY WAS ON THURSDAY. THE THEME WAS BABIES. >> Jimmy: YOU GUYS DON'T USUALLY WEAR DIAPERS? >> LOOK. THERE'S DAYLIGHT AND NIGHTTIME HOURS. WHAT HAPPENS AFTER THE KIDS GO TO SLEEP -- SO WE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE CUTE IF THE ADULTS WORE DIAPERS. I WOULD ANSWER THE DOOR FOR THIS PARTY WEARING A DIAPER. THE KIDS FREAKED OUT. THEY WERE LITERALLY TERRIFIED. >> Jimmy: ONCE YOU HIT THREE YEARS OLD, DIAPERS ARE, THEN YOU'RE A BABY. YOU DON'T WANT ANY PART OF DIAPERS. >> NO, BUT THERE'S A GROWN MAN. >> Jimmy: THAT'S WEIRD TOO. >> AS AN ADULT, BIRTHDAY PARTIES ARE UNPLEASANT ENOUGH TO GO TO, AND THEN YOU'RE FORCING PEOPLE TO PUT ON DIAPERS. WHO WENT AND BOUGHT THE DIAPERS? YOU DID? >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YOU WENT TO THE STORE AND GOT A BUNCH OF DIAPERS AND YOU'RE LIKE, YOU HAVE A GRANDFATHER AT HOME OR WHAT? >> I WORE A BASEBALL HAT, AND I TRIED TO DO THIS AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE. >> Jimmy: THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN -- WHERE'S TMZ WHEN YOU NEED THEM? >> I KNOW. >> Jimmy: AND YOU'RE WALKING WITH A GIANT CASE OF DEPENDS. >> YES. >> Jimmy: SO YOU WROTE THIS EPISODE OF GOTHAM. RIGHT? >> I DID. I STARTED WRITING ON THE SHOW LAST YEAR. I WROTE THE ONE THAT AIRS THIS WEEK. >> Jimmy: HOW STRICT IS IT? DO YOU HAVE A LOT OF CREATIVE CONTROL OR IS THERE A REAL TIGHT FRAMEWORK WITHIN WHICH YOU HAVE TO WORK? >> THE STORY IS BROKEN BY THE ROOM. WE SIT IN A ROOM, THE WRITERS, AND WE WORK ON THE STORY TOGETHER. AND THEN YOU'RE OFF TO YOUR OWN DEVICES. >> Jimmy: AND YOU FLESH IT OUT? >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YOU COULDN'T WRITE GORDON GOES TO HAWAII IN THIS ONE? >> IT'S FUNNY YOU SHOULD MENTION THAT. >> Jimmy: THAT WOULD BE SHOCKING, WOULDN'T IT? >> YEAH. NO. YOU'RE A LITTLE BIT OF A TIGHT ROPE THERE. >> Jimmy: THIS IS THE FINAL SEASON OF THE SHOW. THIS IS -- YOU GUYS WAITED FIVE SEASONS FOR BATMAN TO BECOME BATMAN. HE'S JUST BEEN A GUY. AND NOW HE'S GOING TO BE BATMAN. >> IT'S REALLY GOING TO PAY OFF NOW. WE FINALLY BUILT IT UP LONG ENOUGH. >> Jimmy: HOW LONG IS HE GOING TO BE BATMAN? JUST THE LAST EPISODE? >> MINUTES. I MEAN, A LONG, LONG TIME. >> Jimmy: IS THAT RIGHT? >> I CAN'T REVEAL THAT. >> Jimmy: YOU CAN'T SAY? >> NO. >> Jimmy: BUT IT COULD BE EARLY IN THE SEASON? >> WELL, WE'RE ON EPISODE OF 9 OF 12 THIS WEEK. NOT THAT EARLY AS YOU KNOW BECAUSE YOU WATCH IT. >> Jimmy: MAYBE THERE'S A BATMAN IN THE SHOW I WOULD WATCH IT. BUT BATMAN, MY GOSH, WHAT'S GOING ON? BATMAN IS ANGRY. OH, THAT'S THE -- THOSE ARE THE FIGHTER JETS FOR THE CAPTAIN MARVEL PREMIER. THEY'RE FLYING JETS OVER THE THING. SEE THAT? >> TERRIFYING. >> Jimmy: MARVEL JUST SCREWED WITH D.C. IN A HUGE WAY. >> YEAH. NOW THEY'RE JUST MESSING WITH US. THEY'RE JUST SHOWING OFF AT THIS POINT. FLY FIGHTER JETS OVER HIS LIVE INTERVIEW. >> Jimmy: WILL COMMISSIONER GORDON BECOME THE COMMISSIONER? >> OH, YEAH. WITH A MUSTACHE AND EVE. >> Jimmy: WITH A MUSTACHE AND EVERYTHING. THE FIRST COMMISSIONER IN THE TV SHOW DID NOT HAVE A MUSTACHE. >> CORRECT. >> Jimmy: IN THE COMIC, THOUGH, WHICH IS WHAT WE BASE EVERYTHING ON, THERE WAS A MUSTACHE. >> YES. >> Jimmy: WILL YOU GROW YOUR OWN MUSTACHE OR YOU PROBABLY SHOT THIS ALREADY. >> I HAD TWO DAYS TO GROW IT. >> Jimmy: AND? >> AND WHAT? WHAT DO YOU THINK? AND I GROW IT IN TWO DAYS. >> Jimmy: AND YOU FAILED? >> AND THEY STUCK A THING ON ME, AND IT LOOKS GREAT. >> Jimmy: WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THAT? DID YOU SAVE IT? >> THAT'S GOING TO GO OVER WELL. >> Jimmy: IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU. PLEASE GIVE YOUR WIFE MY BEST AND THE PEOPLE AT THE DIAPER STORE TOO. >> THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: BEN MCKENZIE. "GOTHAM" AIRS THURSDAYS AT
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