Becoming THE ZUCC (ft idubbbz)

[Music] hello hey ethan who is this it's ian don't you have caller id what's he in who what who ian who idubbbz yeah we're gonna make a video right i got this great idea i think you're really going to love it listen uh about that i just i'm super busy uh this week for the foreseeable future actually so i don't think i'll be able to do it today or ever really i'm here i'm right outside dude i'm actually not home right now uh are you sure about that because i just saw some sort of purple figure walk past the door i can't so the front door is currently like it's welded shut so we can't use the front door currently it's hard to believe to be honest if you want to come in we gotta use the side gate okay i'm not gonna pull that [ __ ] last time it'd be nice if you got a solid ladder that didn't swing sorry about that front door how many times apologize for that if you want to come make a video it's just a side thing you enter the side gate you walk in the house it's easy [ __ ] bro easy what are you doing are you going out to side gates i'm not turning up to your house unannounced dude wasn't rocking me i don't think it's not a bouncer where are you oh my god you okay i think this is poison ivy okay three leaves let it be ian you all right cross oh there is kind of a path here hmm i think coyotes use that path what'd you say i said coyotes frequently use that path so there may be a lot of ticks and stuff you know just they fall off the coyotes there might be ticks back there as well i've sweat dripping down my ass crack right now okay oh uh [Music] yeah you didn't tell me there's a bunch of raw sewage back here so this is the entrance you know obviously try not to land on any of our foliage just you want me to just jump can you give me anything to fall onto you want like a cushion yeah okay hold on one sec does this mean this is that the best you can do it's a full flow okay go go ahead say some words of encouragement and maybe i'll do it i'm trying to get you excited that's not getting me excited i want to leave now hold on you're gonna [ __ ] yourself no i'm not you're gonna miss yourself go ahead and put this on please don't know where you've been frankly and i'll do you the courtesy of the sam okay all right so what do we got here is mark zuckerberg dude thick ass damn i would like to eat that ass when did mark get so thick as a as a snack bro yeah i bet you those things clap what is that is that sunscreen that's sunscreen what do are you supposed to rub it in that's a thick layer of sunscreen why does he look like a mime he didn't rub in the sunscreen he just left it on his face or is there just that much that you couldn't possibly rub it in i think it's a high spf there's no way i i think it's just you can't how high i can do enough rubbing to get rid of that i gotta say he's in pretty good shape but i'm a little concerned first of all why is he wearing a hoodie in the ocean why is he wearing a hoodie in the ocean why is his ass so fat why does he have so much sunscreen on his face and why is he in the ocean with the xbox controller it's not an xbox controller that's an e-foil remote what a e-foil have you ever heard of an e-foil no you've seen casey neistat cruising around on a boosted board kind of like that but for the ocean is this something that's available to all people or just like a zuckerberg million billionaire special this is it i have one at my disposal you've got an e-foil yeah yeah why is it called e-foil was it such a freak name i don't know if it's a freak name i think it's like electric foil or something what's a foil like a hydrofoil what's a hydrofoil like uh something that keeps a watercraft what's a watercraft we could do this why would we want to do this ian do you know how much dexterity it takes to swim with a [ __ ] hoodie he's got he's in like all street clothes bro and he's got like five pounds of sunscreen on him i don't think the sunscreens will lean him down too much i mean i don't know that's a lot may i ask you something is this racist no oh okay of course not i just wonder i mean he's in full white face well like if we maybe inverted the colors maybe it would be let's try that that looks so stupid i understand why he's trying to colonize hawaii and like keep people out of his compound because if this is the kind of activity he gets up to i wouldn't want people filming me or interacting with me either so let me get this straight you're coming to me and saying ethan look at this picture of zuck being a racist piece of [ __ ] and white face i'm not racist he's a creature he's just being a little bit odd new face filters on instagram today this is my favorite one so far nice job team maybe it's your calling maybe you can quit all this [ __ ] and just be eating maybe we can both try to recreate this photo and whoever's closer gets to win i'm sure of it if that can do it i can do it i may not look it okay yeah show me ha-ha-ha ethan's fat i get it but ultimately i do think that i'm somewhat of an elite athlete yeah i'm very balanced yeah you're kind of absorbing it so it's not going i mean you're go ahead why are you making excuses oh dude chill oh nicotine i skated when i was younger how long i snowboarded are you balanced i skimboarded on a boogie board are you balanced yeah you're not that balanced bro i've hardly moved yeah you look like you're about to take a [ __ ] i'm so balanced right now you know what i mean you've got the controller and then it's like oh [ __ ] i'm mark zuckerberg all right right right right right all right hey go okay wait hang on oh try that like oh no you try this uh oh my hey guy hey team good work on the new filters this one's my favorite new face filters on instagram today this is my favorite one so far i'm gonna recreate that photo exactly let's find out [Music] so let's get started because you know frankly i uh i want to make sure that it has time to settle before i hit the sun all right let me get some you know what's crazy when you put it on you realize how much he has on his face is it it feels cold i do not like this at all good morning more all right maybe later 100 yes 110 that's what we need i mean it feels like it's a lot but it's not you enough oh for real so you think he was using the 110 yeah he was using the 110 for sure i kind of feel like it's numbing my lips maybe it's just in my mouth i think i'm good oh [ __ ] why is somebody on my private beach how how is it staying on your face because you don't i put so much is that doing something not only just like you got your face got shoved in a cake okay stay away from your lip balm i don't understand why this is complicated i'm trying okay you gotta just get that you have to rub it in too much but you just apply it evenly new face filters on instagram facebook i want to build a wall around hawaii kick all the hawaiians out and own all their land and maybe use some natives as right slaves you want me fill it up yeah fill her up just in case you need extra sunscreen because it does fade with time all right all right that's good that's good that's good we're using regular sunscreen apparently mark probably used something that's a little bit more robust but unfortunately what we're using is very destructive to the eye and we both got a lot in our eyes i frankly can't even open my eyes it'll be an interesting ride today so we're at a big disadvantage i'll say going out up into this with the hoodie and everything and the sunblock call it excuses it's no it doesn't sit back down i don't see you with sunscreen in your eyes first it's the hoodie that's just we're gonna drive get out of the shop we're gonna drown you all right you're up all right let's do this before we get on the ocean zucking it up we gotta thank our wonderful sponsor honey honey honey i got sunscreen in my eye dude honey's a free extension for your browser you click it one two three bub's your uncle you click the damn thing you and it's effortless it's effortless all you gotta do is install it uh i got some of my eye now too it's not a good it doesn't feel good at all guys first of all this video wouldn't be possible you know we we're out on a boat we're out cruising on a micro foil i don't even know what the hell that is that's some crazy technology the point is money talks okay and thanks to honey we out here walking boy so we first of all got to give it up to our sponsor we're helping to make this video possible honey supports over 30 000 shops online yep they've personally saved me hundreds of dollars every time i shop okay they don't i got sunscreen in my eye let me break it down for you all right when you're buying something expensive online you see that little freaking coupon code slot and you're like okay i gotta find a coupon i can't put a little bit effort into it you gotta put some effort into it you see all this [ __ ] honey they shift through it how many times like a little mole a mole inside of coupons the sunscreens i don't think there's i can't actually this is going to ruin our function anymore so here's the deal you don't have to waste your time doing that honey goes let me just zap it in the makers real fast when you're at checkout when it sees that coupon code and it goes oh it takes that plug and plugs in the back of its brain it's like oh you're good dude just saved you 50 on your nike shoes or whatever you buy i don't know just hit my head on the boat honey does it does it better i mean they're the only one who who does it so do it just install it it's free it takes two clicks it's so easy just click the link in the description that's joined honey.com h3h3 joinhoney.com h3h3 thank you donnie for sponsoring this video and with that being said let's go [Music] [Music] look at this elite athletes from your friends next door all right give us your best ian how was it definitely harder than it looks i mean look exhausted i mean i just heard you screaming my quads i realized like suck kind of looked that way in the photo bad ass right yes badass those quads he's working out i'm all good i'm all good [Music] super white it's really good what you're looking more white you have good form it looks like some [ __ ] strange commando the helmet and everything [Music] it's easy i guess you're finding out you kind of got to be a little bit of a weirdo to be able to ride one of these things oh it looks awesome dude i can't see it smells like sewage why yeah i think i do better than you i don't know what happened out there i think it was wavier yeah maybe there was bigger waves you definitely had zuck's ass did i do good yeah i mean they're great you almost got on the knees i think like it was on my knees at one point you don't to me me either you turned on dude you're turn on by this elite athleticism yeah good all right i think i'll i'll give it one more go i'm going to go again but this time it's just the wet hoodie and no safety equipment sucks style all ass all ass no flotation devices i feel like i'm wearing someone's skin oh that's appropriate zuckerberg wears people's skin [Music] ah [Music] is that mark [Music] [Music] oh my god like frankenstein oh look at the crackhead you finding the streams like wow like the the clothes are just so much baggier than his you're not more white than he is and we put like so much sunscreen yeah it looks like i'm trying to do like a halloween costume performance like looks like a [ __ ] ghost i mean you look like sasquatch on water it looked like a specter oh man here we go you ready you can't see the board anymore oh my god bro i don't think you orza has anything on that you going around on your knees is super funny i i really like that oh oh oh oh oh oh okay i mean yeah that was more than i thought you did to be honest me too i had a lot of sunscreen in my eyes well i think in summary we could both agree that we have newfound respect for mr zuckerberg he's yeah more skill than i could ever hope to have what does mark the zuck zuckerberg do in his free time oh what is this mark likes smoking meats that sounds dope hey everyone we are live from my backyard where i am smoking a brisket and some ribs i am i'm making meats now smoking these meats here smoking meats right clarifies as well that's dope smoking meat smoking these meats smoking meats earlier in the day smoking these meats just set the charcoal up and you set the the wood chips up and then smoking meats grilling grilling meats good smoky flavor do you find it bizarre that he says meats i mean that's so reptilian thing to do he's like dude are you smoking beef are you smoking fish just meats like he doesn't seek a distinction between these various probably he's so used to lying to members of congress bison sirloin ribs and sausage smoke a brisket for like 12 hours you smoke lemon chicken smoked salmon you'll love it i wonder that's how we get so athletic just by eating so many smoked meats yeah a lot of protein meat like a brisket finishing off the brisket in the rib finishing off this brisket and these ribs a lot of brisket and ribs how many of you guys are eating brisket and ribs tonight brisket and and ribs this guy loves brisket and ribs sweet baby raised barbecue sauce that is going on the ribs sweet baby raised the sweet baby rice sweet baby raised is very good sweet baby rice he doesn't even abbreviate it sweet baby rays sweet baby raisin we have just applied the sweet baby raise sweet baby rays food baby raised sweet baby raised smoking some meats pull out the sweet baby rays sweet baby rays sweet baby raise smoking meats check this out this is oh yeah oh wow look at that what are you guys making for dinner brisket ribs i hope he just asked us that i think we ought to make brisket and ribs for dinner we should we should be smoking meats got a special broadcast here for you all today very exciting we got the smoker going and we're going to be smoking some meats here today so cooking up the meat what's your guys's favorite meats to smoke definitely brisket sweet baby raised i keep seeing glizzy a lot of people are saying glizzy meat can somebody explain what's a glizzy deep throat a glizzy can anybody explain what is it glizzy please and i'll let you know if i can deep throat it your turn oh oh yes i'm a glitzy goblin okay i'm gonna check on the meats today we're using sweet baby rays [Music] we're using hickory sweet baby rays i keep seeing touch lizzies in the uh chat what's a glizzy though meat mountain please smoke mike lizzy tell me what's a glizzy please if you could how tender is the meat brisket and baby backs lathering it in baby back ribs brisket still not 100 sure what a glizzy is tuck your glizzy in like that i think they're calling you a glizzy gladiator someone's saying you have a dump truck where's ela she is right here why are we streaming again she's waiting for the glizzies to be done touch glizzies we're glizzy gladiators hello michael izzy gobblers sweet baby ray baby rays this is the money you don't want to catch the smoke what are you guys making for dinner brisket ribs i hope smoking pizza meat like a brisket i'm making meats now someone asked me do i smoke meat it's gonna be delicious yeah that's what i'm talking about yeah give me see you see steve stock spin my name baby give me the sock give me the suck

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Views: 2,559,132

Rating: 4.8225522 out of 5

Keywords: idubbbz, idubbbztv, h3h3, h3h3productions, h3, mark zuckerberg, zucc

Id: OCjN_yBkyDk

Length: 20min 53sec (1253 seconds)

Published: Wed Aug 05 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/Usmanify]

I love the fact that the front door still doesn’t work

[u/Smok3yT0ast]

SMOKIN THESE MEATS WITH SWEET BABY RAY! Papa bless this legendary duo!

[u/intripletime]

The iDubbbz collaboration videos are honestly the best h3h3. I'm so excited to watch this.

[u/edwardsamson]

lmao Ethan's chub+tuck+defensive stance when Ian tries to knock him over is the funniest shit

[u/Captain_Jake_K]

Ian is a Navy SEAL, Ethan's a Navy Walrus.

[u/ObjectionablyObvious]

Hila is always setting the best example! COVID testing before is great but dope she was wearing her face covering whenever she was able— you can never be 100% sure. We're all slipping a bit these days after being cooped up so long so it's hard to take as many precautions as you can, so seeing it meant a lot as someone who works in healthcare!

[u/rernlern]

Smokin' glizzies!

[u/ShustOne]

Ethan is getting thicccccc

[u/omarkab02]

Damn bro, they both stay in the shadows and then always come out with good vids. The JonTron route. This is some classic 2016 YouTube right here