Barbie - No More Bad Jokes! Hello family! Hi Daddy! Hi Ken How was work? A bit boring It's very quiet in there with everyone away for the holidays Why didn't we go away for the holidays? Oooh! I almost forgot Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Which bicycle? No, it's a joke Tommy Oh... Hmmm... Because... I don't know Why? It was two tired! Get it? Oh... Ha, ha Very funny Ken I don't get it A bicycle has two tyres Yeah, and... And it was too tired so it couldn't stand up Oh... I get it! Ha, ha, ha! That's a good one Daddy! Thanks Tommy! It wasn't that good... I'm going to get changed I've got it! You've got what? I know what I'm going to do for a job Is this another joke? Joke? No I'm going to be a hairdresser! Good for you, Stacie! I know! Now, I just need to practice on someone Anyone want to volunteer? Where did they go? Oooh! I'll ring Max That was close I'm going to be a singer when I grow up He, he, he! I hope you're singing gets better Hey! I'm going to be a karate instructor What about you, Tommy? Easy! I'm going to play drums! Like in a band? Yeah (Drums) Mummy! Daddy! I'm getting better at this! Yes you are Tommy! You’re doing great! Oh dear! You sure there isn't anything else you'd like to do? Well... I don't know... I could be a soccer player... Or I could... Hey! I know! I can tell jokes like those people on the TV You mean a comedian? Yeah! That! Alright, tell us a joke Ummm... Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? We already know that one Tell us another one I don't know any other jokes yet, but I will Mummy, I'm ready Ready for what? To practice being a comedian Oh! Great! Everyone! Come down here please! The show's about to start! Where did you get your jokes from? I made them up and they're really funny Oooh! I can't wait! What's up? I'm putting on a show Tommy is practicing to be a comedian Fantastic! I love jokes! Me too! Can we make this quick? I've got to practice my karate Sorry!
I was just doing Max's hair Well? Do you like it? Well... Ummm... You sure you want to be a hairdresser? Huh? Welcome everyone to my first comedy routine! And don't worry... I'll remember you all when I'm a famous comedian Ha, ha Let's go Tommy Ok, ok... What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Ummm... Hmmm! I don't know Nobody knows! Do you get it? Yes, but... You didn't like it? Well... Oh! I get it now Ha, ha, ha! That is so funny! Huh? Someone with no body and no nose Nobody knows! Get it? Ha, ha, ha! Owww! Ha, ha, ha! That is funny! Ha, ha, ha! Silly us! Now we get it! He, he, he! I like that one too! Hey guys! What do bees do if they need a ride? They hop in a taxi? No! They wait at the buzz stop! Ha, ha, ha! The buzz stop! That's funny! Oooh! And what do you call a man with a rubber toe? Ummm... Roberto! Ha, ha, ha! And guys! Why did the math book look so sad? Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha! That's a good one! But I haven't told you yet Oh! Well... I just know it's going to be funny Why did the math book look so sad, Tommy? Because of all of its problems! Ha, ha, ha! I told you it was going to be funny! I like that one! Wow! I really am funny! Any more jokes, Tommy? Yes, lot's more Give me one minute Ha, ha, ha... Please make it stop I know My head hurts Those jokes were terrible! Shhh! He might hear you We have to tell him they're bad No! We'll hurt his feelings Well I don't want to hear any more Me either I'm back and I've got lots more jokes to tell! Guys? What's brown and sticky? What's brown and sticky? A stick! Ha, ha, ha! Oooh! Why did the lady decide to sell her vacuum cleaner? Because... Because it was just gathering dust! Ha, ha, ha! I like that one And... I think it's time for breakfast now, Tommy One more! Morning everyone Girls! I've got a joke for you! Arrrgh! But I didn’t tell you my joke! I hope Tommy changes his mind about being a comedian I know! I don't think I can pretend to laugh any more (Doorbell!) Package for a Stacie Roberts? I can take that! Here you go! Oooh! Mister! What do you give to a sick lemon? Hmmm... I don't know Lemon aid! I said, lemon aid Get it? Anyhoo, have a good day He didn't laugh... Why do fish live in salt water? Are you telling me a joke? Yes Why do fish live in salt water? I don't know Because pepper makes them sneeze! Ha, ha! Get it? Mummy! Someone is telling me bad jokes Bad jokes? I thought that was funny... (Baby noise) What a good boy! Hello Auntie Raquelle Hi Tommy! I'm going to be a comedian when I grow up! Really? Yes! Do you want to hear a joke? Sure! Ok What does a house wear? What does a house wear...? Hmmm... I give up Address! Huh? Address! A dress Get it? Ha, ha, ha! That's you're best one yet, Tommy Ha, ha, ha! That's got me in tears Really? But why isn't Auntie Raquelle laughing? Maybe she didn't understand Oh I understand Wait a minute! You guys are the only ones who laugh at my jokes Well... The delivery guy didn't laugh The little girl at the park didn’t laugh and now Auntie Raquelle What's going on? It's just that... You're jokes aren't funny, Tommy They're not? No They’re bad, Tommy Really, really bad! We only laughed at your jokes because we wanted to encourage you Well I didn't really want to be a comedian anyway You didn't? No I want to play drums! (Drums) No...!
