Banana Joe - Bud Spencer - Full English Movie with Arab Subtitles by Film&Clips

[Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [ __ ] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] welcome what's happening movies you know would like to put another good hey congratulations I got 20 kids Oh little rascals you're lucky right look what can you do with a girl you drive her a little boy come ashore come on the drinks and cigars follow me yeah nothing doing the reason I never set foot off my phone it's line here that's what my world ends I know you're bored and the village of I'm indeed okay you said it wasn't flying they ready to go sure all right so flour medicine the holo-room the red-eye for mother to vice rifle you mean lotion support don't you buy shampoo are you kidding she took a look the whole bottle says the greatest patience being brandy empty dandruff rubbing well it's written right on it writing only works if you can read Louise what we need up there is a school that I mentioned how many bananas would it take to build one [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] ah [Music] [Applause] Oh [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] this is [Music] Oh bananas Martinez [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] village minute Valenti love Lucas Leiva a hundred requirement for the success of empanada packaging and processing plant right Martinez hey what's happened turn off the water [Music] [Music] that's it perfect good let's see that's we will set up the warehouse with a completely automated the tapenade processor and over here an ultra-modern sterilizer unit there'll be packaging but that's just the labeling shipping it over here over here's where I am your banana joke love it but I would show you special double mint flavor these savages go crazy I was chewing gum remember that martini represent the multinational food conglomerate that has bought the concession of this island to cultivate processing ship bananas to every corner of the globe we picked a bananas around here and I think I'm up ribbit of exchange of it as applies we need for this village get it so you're an American one of those guys left over from the Peace Corps make sure we understand each other let me go you're sitting at nothing on this island get it huh I didn't want to be a nosy Parker but do you have a license a concession from the government to pursue a commercial venture nice concession what's that he's just citing the law anybody trafficking in bananas must have a license from the government no I get to fish ok I get the picture and you're getting the boot you're polluting the environment so get going we have representatives of progress civilization we represent mr. CEO [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] - see you residents just a minute I'll see if he's in hey boss brain who's on the phone for him hold on include the bananas as well okay mr. Tosi send it off to Time magazine and suggest they put it on the cover Jose help us a tour see all the banana king a banana a day keeps the doctor away hello Marino well what's the story I'm now a Tito you're broken soil no but I always put my head Oh Jeff you should've been there yourself the big ape kicked us off the island Oh get off the island good banana Joe and local Napoleon only his in America and more savage than the savages or fifteen or sixteen I should shine come on sleep your whole lives away [Music] hey when there ain't mine who are you we are yours Joe you big happy of Homewood Oh good kid lead to the shower then a big plate of fried bananas for every know you don't want fried bananas I'll do and roasted don't you kids know why I'm so strong super strong right I never passed up on bananas [Music] mighty stir you got new umbrellas and a clean shirt you must be making money in the whole wide world hey have one on me hey Gus do your good come on come on hurry up [Music] there's the kite Oh see I told you but you know what the doing huh vamos ninos I want to get back before nightfall who's the owner of this Hulk I am why the Nazi you license to transport bananas up this part of the river your wholesalers license near work permit I'll have to arrest you if you can't produce the license until I see it I'm impounding your boat afraid you'll have to accompany me to headquarters hey you're not impounding my boat if you're not out of here in five seconds I'll throw you in the water City Hall I can't even pay you in surprise and it on your favorite part of your boat thank you miss try this load of you with much once you get the Bible sorted out your people back and I give you your supplies okay this is money I don't know how you can expect me to give you a license when you don't even know your surname father's your mother's name your place of birth it means you don't exist I'm standing here right in front of you that means I must exist the law demands proof Joe Bonanno Joe yes you have no surname or no means of identifying yourself what do you suppose the judge will have to say about that oh excuse me captain but I just brought in pajetta suspected of driving a stolen car snap registered in high standing it a case of mistaken identity they say everybody in the world has a double yeah my name is Juanita I've only learned indication right here give me a healthy father I know they get one I use petrol but sulla lanius one right three you guys I know our aliases you have too many names under arrest yo you arresting him for having too many names that means you can let me go I only have one didn't reference to your position you want to go on trading on the river you must have papers to apply for a license you must first produce a birth certificate until further notice your boats impounded it no let's get one thing straight the boats mine I'm taking it back you touch that boat and you go to jail you can't arrest me I don't have a name I don't exist for you he's got a good point captain if I may still marry you still here this matter itself be reasonable captain you have no reason to lock me up I mean I can prove that I want Vitas born in Caracas and Motorsport if you'll check the references I have here you'll find it a letter of x for marriage famous and beloved president president yeah a letter from our esteemed leader who nobody in which he thanks me for supplying him with a box of special hormone pills makes my formula from the root of the three polio Caputo's an almost extinct herb I discovered in the Amazon rainforest if the president's beautiful and beloved consort who does a big thousand boy this time instead the girl demerit will be all mine and modesty speaking and hey oh of course course you will shortly be receiving a promotion is a word in the right here at the right times that we're brothers god bless you bye have a nice day Colonel oh now can I have my boat back not until you come up with identification you'll have to go into the city fire are you I go first to the Bishop's office and get a copy of your baptism certificate certificate yeah after you were born you were baptized weren't you no I can't remember once you get your baptism certificate apply for a birth certificate at the registry office huh Pig Owen come back with proof you know better the city how am I supposed to get there take the train hitch a ride with any cholo that comes along who's Joe Blow who is Joe blow everybody knows that [Music] you Hey and here amigo information to trade bananas Oliveira this is your lucky day I have one right here okay thanks habit and I need compensation like you know this here alright but not all of it no no no this one will do all right in the mouth of the Wolfpack my cousin say what does that mean never gesture got my license this is great job license valid for two years we probably it's not made out to you look here it said a bottle common banana Joe episode you this what doing you no favors do you odd told me it was a man wouldn't have bought it no I guess we really do have to go into this city hey Diego yeah oh yeah it's great what's going down where are you going the city we're all waiting for old man Miguel the signal is starting to race signal was started a race hey what what do you mean you don't know every money the first truck into Puerta Grande is that's the price for the rest in a week Oh hurry he's simple arithmetic a guy who fixes the prices fix up the difference in a week before hey Diego can I ride with you sure it's a pleasure even if you're extra weight I got no intention of winning any huh why not just between you me and Amir buddy I love my skin too much the challenge Jose towards he'll his drivers gonna win because he controls the marketing Puente Grande see the name rings a bell yeah that's his driver over there climb aboard Joe [Applause] Oh [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] I care late huh yeah we got plenty of girls I'm Tito I like that we're stocking my name's dori an she sings in a club in Porto Brandi [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] see what I mean Joe it's nuts [Music] [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] see what happens if you try to win [Applause] [Music] hey he's a jerk over Rev your engines the Pistons can't take it [Music] and those who must be thanking his lucky stars but or CEA's driver would have run right over the kid ain't right at all [Music] hey frenzy Hey Joe you having a hard drive does the toy just get your foot down [Music] [Applause] please slow down uh I told you that store co-driver Mary no I leave the Avanti no project 100% in your hands never fear mr. doe CEO before that Hey finishes with the police I returned the village into an industrial paradise signore Toshio I think maybe maybe we should take more precautions before loading the merchandise don't worry about a thing any crate stamped our Co goes through customs like a hot knife through butter mr. tose it was the greatest thing since I love you hands this is only the beginning pretty soon I'll have total control of the world but enough's from growing to marketing prepare for greatness captain on the double take us to the produce market I never miss the end of the trucker's race I love to see my man [Music] what'd you do [Music] [Music] [Music] hey Kyo hold my back [Music] [Music] stand another day keeps the doctor away what are you looking to be like I think like a human look that's the guy who hit you okay so it is it's banana gel deformity No [Music] get out of my I don't know who I've gone over the road gang was against the rules oh yeah calm down me well there's nothing to fight about this driver he'd warn the race and now I couldn't fix this week's new bride maybe so but he'll pay for this really okay Diego what was the price last night at a kilo yeah okay then I make that no prices 100 a kilo [Applause] you should have done that mr. umunh the market wholesalers won't golf or wholesalers we missed it - a seal you're a real Turkey mr. gently turkey around here's what's Co come with us Samson where we grown when we get that you'll find out oh really better old man you're a real jerk Moreno has all your phone what was the big ape from a maintainer doing on that truck next time I see my last boss you're a horse's ass Marino oh look mr. Joe CEO Oh guys I bring him up Thanks how many bananas just me Carrie I'm ready let's start the party you I'll show you good time now going dancing yeah the quick still to stop by square again that's chaos left up a Carter luigi's piledriver and that's over of George John Oh Freddie double whammy he's getting a lesson you'll never forget it what's so funny Oh get back down medida what what's this that's where you belong [Music] don't waste time [Music] well done boy that'll teach him to mess with jose alfonso thoraseal [Music] [Applause] [Music] mr. Dorsey no mister where is Diana [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] what's the matter we want to think about jaywalking waiting me my change all right stand back [Music] thank greeting hey lead the way I never crosses strangers hey what are you looking for at this time of day Bishop's office a man like yourself should never dress so friendly that's why everybody yes sir the man who knows what he's looking for is just my Quintero leave it to us take your choice from a wide range of models hey thanks Quintero fashion take it up to the accounting office miss yes miss may I help you oh good morning I'd like to buy a new suit of clothes we sound domestic appliances sir perhaps you mean a TV set or a washing machine Jen outside the window told me to come in here and buy some no gentleman in the window I don't understand you please explain yourself there was a general day who told me I was badly interested to come in here are you from candid camera by any chance he must still be out there you don't believe me come and see for yourself he was in a little window right there Estrela the whole milk guaranteed to give you energy milk a lady's got to be a wife of the jeddah was there before think of it what are they doing in that box you are from candid camera aren't you well I'm sorry I don't have time to play your games goodbye no heads successful and I'll be dynamic and your deodorant is that sophisticated a Rome of tropical sex [Music] have warned you but these pools are special and a rare breed from the mountains he had their words under the skin make them pop out you have to pull their ears [Applause] [Music] thank you thank you for now I don't know how to pay you back I'll be eternally grateful I know I've been looking for you I made a terrible mistake and sold your license but so help me I made a terrible mistake then I get out to somebody else and have been looking for you ever seems to give you your money back yeah I have it right here [Music] [Music] why does everybody think I am trying to cheat them I have to go get a baptism certificate you show me the way I know the Bishop's office inside out should I take it one more thing you know part of this new suit of clothes mm-hmm a suit of that sure I know a great tailor wise the best prices in town a movie with this little bitty piece of paper I can get new clothes you don't worry if you're going to see the bishop it's the habit that makes man it's a figure of speech it means that people judge you by your clothes either you're a guy with class or you're Joe Blow like all the other Schmucks was always talking about joke whoa super special Becky either way we need ya wonderful back it came for a suit of clothes not a massage hmm let's see looks terrific just terrific but there's something missing I haven't a pair of shoes I was just about to suggest that myself and I happen to have the perfect article of course your friend does have exceptionally interesting feet I think a 58 will do the trick I don't want him and he's absolutely right he doesn't want your shoes he wants the shoes I'm going to give it as a gift I'll be right back [Music] are you comfortable in the cross hey quit that what sort of nearly yeah something queer about you Sonia sir thank you no thanks I don't buy shoes I send them wholesale I'll be back in a couple of weeks and I'll have a deal for you I have a stock it's coming to Rick for me to mention it yeah we've seen the last of your friend here just the shoes for you with my compliments sorry you mention it by the way while we're talking about your friend he mentioned that you would also be paying for all those suits I made him which he never paid for no you're up the wrong tree I'm paying for what aren't wearing how much a thousand with discount there's enough but this isn't worth the paper it's printed on this is a publicity gimmick for a new movie what a pity darling I'm afraid repair but hmm there's just no good it's not worth anything exactly I wouldn't even use it Wi-Fi you know what I mean just peel the paper I'm used to super soft tissue I see him again over amateurish throw sure what about mr. Feeny ah you have money after all real coin of the realm this time but if it's all you have darling I wouldn't dream but leaving you broke yeah I'll take 500 on account pay me the rest when you can but I'm gonna pick up my birth certificate and go right back to that Monty know you'll be here for days I mean you live with bureaucrats and they're always four times as low as anybody else except when they connect he taxes have you a place to lay your head you can come home with me if you like Oh as you wish you should find a job you know or you'll be broke in no time it shouldn't be difficult it's always son but it could use as wonderful biceps why not go to the Mocambo nightclub and apply for a job as a bouncer I'm told it pays extremely well what's a bouncer have to do yes we're looking for a bouncer from 6:00 p.m. to 6:00 a.m. you will work in here if you see anybody molesting the customers and especially the girls who work in the club you will intervene you kick his ass out the door you mean it's all I got to do the compensation is fifty a night and flour and sugar no in dollars oh yeah water water half of a load of bananas what does this have to do with bananas they make the world go round [Music] you [Music] [Music] don't want the pain I don't know [Music] [Applause] [Music] different bases No the neutrino [Music] should I [Music] [Applause] [Music] touching my hand [Applause] [Music] you be so easy to walk away leave me for this price to pay I've got to stay [Music] he must have holed up somewhere to wait for us to forget oh sure find him I'll turn upon myself for that every day good evening boys evening if you follow me I'll show you to your table first I have a few phone calls to make who's a singer her name's Dorian boss this is the first night at a month's contract except Ollie which will turn support where she's staying in one of your hotels the Ambassador towers I think [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] aren't so deeply come on me sweetheart then come to my table very channel no thanks I don't work the tape listen the girl the customer invites you to his table you should accept especially when he's the undersecretary for Foreign Affairs he's just ill-mannered Pig you have some sense slapped into you me why don't you go ahead and try don't book are you out of your help you think you're doing I'm not [Music] dare you get off the premises of what's what like active OD I'll fires alladia I'm serious this is no time to hold a first-aid class aren't you supposed to be hunting down the apeman yes indeed so what are you waiting for sports ready boss I want him permanently removed from the same no one messes with hotel you'll find our CEO [Music] what happened what hold on to skills easy pick him up and take him inside [Music] how are you baby thank you why don't you come over to the table well actually I'm not that kind of girl laughs at my own heart no beating around the bush oh baby let me drive yeah oh man okay hello be molested you create a minute yeah Oh God less than the girls about kicking your ass underdog [Music] question come on where are we going you're the boss the door you better disappear we've done my job and I want my money you lose your job because you depend on me if you don't need hyung whose leg - okay it's very nice oh my god you imbeciles you turkeys you dimwit don't drop these ladies with the a man who threw me down the stairs huh you later starting it with banana Joe he's black my car and all i bourbonnais he's almost bankrupted me by having the price of bananas even throw me out of my own private club what do you the big ape who I am I want him hanged by his ears but how many bananas did you eat rollers it wasn't I supposed to would you like a coffee no thanks how you looking at me like that have you never seen a woman before but nothing like you know are you wearing stockings no not now I want to make a baby with you you don't waste any time do you where did you say you were from it's called Mohammed Edo it's a lovely island off the or the mainland how'd they all like you and I'm Antigua well not everyone knows summer senator do you ask every woman you see for the first time to have your child green they write you I don't know I guess it's original well you you know what so I won't be offended yes sir I'm not your type no it's not that listen Joe you're not supposed to be that blunt you have to court a woman send her flowers spend some time together and then if things work out you talk children flowers oh why don't we make the baby and then we talk flowers yeah I tell you what I'll do I'll think about it and let you know how we're here as far as today is concerned I'm going to bed that's more like it and you're going to the Bishop's office after all Joe isn't that what you told me father yes would you do me a favor of course if I can hi hello I gotta have a baptism certificate where do I go oh that's father Enriquez is department he said prayer at this moment you may join him if you like my church is over there father Rodriguez no showed him in house of God I gotta see a man called father and Rican he's in the confessional [Music] [Music] you you [Music] he's good if I doing something bad I'm just a poor sinner fire truck do you wish to confess my son you must have broken my jaw [Music] Oh Senor you broke your Rossum use this one it's a present thank you yeah father Enrique I will help you most willingly my son but he's beyond my power thanks to the intervention of the pyromaniac well girl where's Kim now where is he unfortunately it's not that simple my son five years ago all our archives were destroyed with the building caught fire what do I do we have no record of you here oh how do I prove I exist first go to the State Department and ask for the registry office and there you tell them the job or not a joke and your parents are well I don't remember having any parents I understand that extra sound of pee you know I can't be I look Chinese parents are known we'll don't worry my son somewhere somebody will have a file on you you see the registry office today is Sunday tomorrow my son do you have a place to sleep I guess who's there a secret admirer he like champagne Oh mr. tosya Hosea fine so it's rather late I was about to go to bed great idea baby why don't we have a a nightcap you wouldn't want me to drink the bubbly out here on my own well alright but just for a minute I'll go and put something on perfect hi he must find you here I'll be out of a job you really want me to hide here Shh make it fast my career depends on him right now so hide yeah love playing hide and seek especially with the kids come in I hope we like the apartment I happen to own this hotel oh yeah everything's fine oh look at that you obviously loved wheat bananas it says if you knew that that's the way to my heart oh my I'm I'm so sorry for what happened last night oh it doesn't matter I'll be fine after a few days rest in the relaxation and you're just what the doctor ordered yes I'm sorry mr. CEO but I'm not the type of girl you think I am I just want someone to talk to you see my nerves are shot because I'm being persecuted by this big beer today I'm not in the mood to make amorous advances I just want to look compassion from somebody I like and what I like somebody after possess her I'm sure it like where's the bathroom I gotta bathe in cold water [Music] it was happy with it there's no one here but where did he go we're alone there's no one else in the house you must have been hallucinating if you say so you see him everywhere there he is now in the mirror no you can't call that an illumination maybe it's have been added I assure you there's no way you're not going to check anyway oh you're right an elucidation Barry is standing over there an illusion Asian Andalusia [Laughter] what you mean that was concealed ah what do I pay you buffoons for find the big ape I told you and who find him I find him I find him and he's so terrifying I leaped out of a third-floor window ah right anyway right under a giant cactus ducks doing a great job boss ah boys checking out 3 25 and 26 ah banana they keep the doctor with no true boys it's an apple a day keeps the doctor away I'm fine eh I give you two days 48 hours to find the big Hulk and wipe him off the face of the earth or I personally will see that you are the ones that are bugs off the face of the earth Oh [Music] [Applause] see Joe you can get your picture over there you're not a little Hut yeah what do I want with a picture it's the first thing they ask for when you apply for your ID card you look better dressed like that more hip job Thanks see you any time you want to sleep on my couch ooh thanks I don't know if it's hip but those other clothes I was almost choked see huh take care bye bye bye [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] hey what's happened let it go now I am taping a registry office straight oh please [Music] excuse me man [Music] [Applause] excuse me we're gonna find the fourth kid [Music] I can't listen to you all at once one at a time please take it who's next where's your birth certificate one at a time please take your application performance next week all right take it easy who's next I know there's a long line man but it's not my boy right application what was that I've been trying for years to get my pension on I don't know what a pension is mother but it must be important you mean a pension just red chicken it was all in order but without the less than what the stamp to understand rapidly it becomes [Music] the names banana Joe and I want an identification card here's the photo identification you bring your birth certificate with you names banana Joe I want an identification card here is the photo I heard you the first time but unless you produce your birth certificate I cannot issue an identification card you could no no the names night blow Joe it's banana Joe see I'm the guy in the photos I enjoy her yet but I'm sorry mr. job position - over there for a birth certificate when you get it come back where we do with the photos when you come back here with your person difficut you attested to your application form all right who's next please [Music] come back for the mallet tax tap next I think banana Joe and I want a person to first I'll have to see their identity what are you trying to make a bookie out of me of something I gotta get an eternity car here's a photo can't give you a birth certificate la profe identity should have brought a position 16 and got yourself an identity card first I just came from position 16 I'm sorry Fitch can't produce an identity card I can't help you I'll remember the position too just like I've said I should be 30 there said he can't give me a person Finnegan unless I have an identity card that's what he said how can I give you an identity card if you don't have proof of identity go back to position two Jennifer's certificate application [Music] [Applause] I'm in charge of this department and maybe if you explained your problem to me oh we can now find a solution well I got is a photos I see you wanted identity card had you ever served in the army no you never got a draft card oh well if I did I wouldn't have known anyways yeah I got this hang up I don't know how to read well however much I'd like to help you I'm afraid there's nothing I can do but the best way to get proof of identity is join the army if I were you I'd go to the recruiting station down the road and say you want to join then return here and you get issued a birth certificate that's the name of the place the some cata barracks will not tolerate any weakness that clear [Music] q what was your profession in civilian life Hades nope how did you make a living as a civilian little red uniforms a little small on you I'm normally here to get an identity I ever saw sergeant sergeant that's what you joined up you're in the Army's waiting for you at the end of the assault course keep moving why do you stop for a cup of coffee your shoulders [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] give me the certificate now what certificate so when this says I've been a so what do you want the certificate that says I've been a soldier who says you're a soldier you're still a recruit when you finish basic training you're a soldier and that's it another right wait hey wait well I can't stay here that lon I got my boat I got the village I got the bananas he's right you're in the army now so pay attention I'll break every bone in your body I'll Drive you into the ground I'll keep it for you 24 hours a day and so help me Julius Caesar I'll make a soldier out of you yet clear and today I'll teach you the principles of unarmed combat how to survive on the battlefield without a weapon by attaining the highest degree of efficiency in what is known as the martial arts every good soldier should be proficient in judo and karate the samurai arts of self-defense so watch closely [Music] [Music] yes [Music] here you patty thought I wasn't looking up step forward I'll wipe that grin off your face let's see what you'll learn so far give me a buck fatty don't be afraid try to hit me as hard as you can I might hurts now I'll decide what's wiser not recruitable give me a punch that's an order [Music] thanks for calling me fatty okay I have invited the colonel to watch your training so naturally I expect maximum efficiency any one of you who is misguided enough to goof off and let me down will be permanently assigned to kitchen duty you are going to show the colonel I stand by in these frauds of the first recruit [Music] the first exercise is your motivation on the other bank the enemy catches him but this represents a river and this is the other bank with enemy machine-gun nest now jump the river and wipeout what machine gun it's time of life dummy don't get a crush their jacket green yo yes sir colonel can't you give him an example lead the way sergeant demonstration [Music] demonstration carried out sir you're not worthy of those strikes any more complaints that a you and I have to report you to the colonel deep feel it [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] yes I'll take care well I did what you said Here I am nobody can deny you've enrolled in the army now I can have a birth certificate I still got the photos very well sorry brick sir who has to sign the application it has to be countersigned by a witness any Joe Blow you know will do oh is this Joe Blow everybody talk to me about the guy only I don't know him it's just a figure of speech all you have to do is go to somebody you know they signed the application for him as your guarantor then bring it back here hand it in and a month later you receive the certificate you say a month later yes you learn understand I got to get a legend to trade bananas now I'm sure you do but the minister has to sign every certificate and he's always very busy he's the only one authorized to authenticate official documents so why do you take a straight to the guy you can't [Music] set up everybody le to the bay a second see I just been told the minister here doesn't want to say it and I'm willing to bet he doesn't even know that people wait out here for months what do you think yeah so why don't we go say hello and introduce ourselves to the guy all right come on My dear Topsy I have had occasion to talk to our mutual friend the president and his promised me that he will take a personal interest in your problem and therefore you can consider it already resolved thanks a bunch Ramon your real friend if you're implying that I get billing permission for the whole of the public park at the north end of the city my gesture of appreciation will be in the region of $100,000 it'll end up what I expected what's going on revolution Oh see who I hope [Applause] Oh No [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] you're the minister I went to pathetic God's God Reina shufflin here I'll hang you up at a hard way I don't agree myself if you won't you're not authorized [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] doing away to keep here they arrested him for desertion it's a riot publicly insulting a state official resisting a police don't eat when they lock me up for like hanging a minister on the wall no you can't do that I've been in here too long already it's about time they let me out is this some kind of joke into ten years for what you've done 10 years 10 years is out of the question I get a village to look after besides I got no room to move around muscles get in there now you'll have even less room you've been given a cell mate [Music] don't worry that a coincidence at the same hair there's a little rattle pulled too fast without me so what lots of people have the same kind of hair it's a natural phenomenon you get a bad throat cannot grow up a yak anytime you feel like it mm-hmm coming you think I don't know you are waiting for the perfect pair of shoes you're supposed to produce if you're stopped I finally managed to get you a genuine life for trading bananas on the river it's true I have this friend who who drives for the archbishop sometimes he doesn't even look in the yard no I have friend said you know walks of life but chauffeurs I sure look how do you think I got to the President thanked president yes our beloved and esteemeth President of the Republic who will that be forever grateful to me if he makes the boy any time thanks to him sure I took the pill I know I mean the president bike took a pill which I yeah I provided through my friend the archbishop said let me finish the story you see he introduced me to his His Eminence who was so taken by your story that he called up a friend of the ministry and arranged for you for you to receive a banana traders like this ballad between our and Tito and Remus you brought right over to me that's where you're going you see I put it in the mail to you just minutes before they arrested me I'd say dad hey banana Joe yeah what yeah you got a visitor a visitor yeah no waiting for you in the visitors room I'll take care of you when I get back oh hey wait wait wait [Music] oh god my kite is running out my time is ready no kissing a body contact I'll make it snappy okay I was busy I'm sorry I couldn't come before it's okay no it's just great to see you anyway it's good to see you too you'll never guess what I'm going to sing I'm a Tito I don't see you are you lemons he does a little village just the village no it's changed completely tour see rose built a factory to handle the bananas now the place is booming tomorrow evening there's the grand opening of the I'm at 8 o clock combo club dancing singing French Champagne even a casino I'm singing there tomorrow Tosi offered me a contract I couldn't refuse yeah sure oh I have to give you this it was mailed to my hotel it's for the Ministry of the Interior where you read it to me sure dear mr. banana Joe we are happy to inform you that His Eminence the archbishop has intervened on your behalf you are hereby authorized to handle the harvesting and sale of all bananas in the area between Amman Tito and Lemus its entrance Edison that's just what you wanted isn't it he wasn't telling me lies after all your time's up yeah goodbye Joe and take care as soon as I get back from Amman Tito I'll come and visit you again don't worry ok see you around Oh kill me okay just one blow right here oh don't make me do it I ain't gonna kill you what are you doing I found a friend [Applause] [Laughter] [Music] not what a shine they can smoke basic work let in welcome don't forget that here before starting the shoeshine boy [Music] Hey Baby where you going in such a hurry I'm just the man you're looking for maybe we could have some fun together [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] come on kid the bus is arriving you're never there very smoothly as you'll soon see still a couple of buildings of our film at the night casino with a bang a great star don't worry I'm Sam Goody - at your service now if you follow me as you can see I have the campus shipped over for you to sleep in you know what I mean and that is of course until the hotel is ready this way now this is the part I'm rather proud of a banana processing plant that runs for almost a mile along the river shore the best bananas are selected by electronic bananas electrical of course we said to you for your own personal consumption Thanks think nothing of it the best part is that none of this is costing him a single penny the workforce god bless apple gamble or drink their earnings away concessions all over either to see your cooperation yes I've set up the perfect labor-management relations here mr. Tosi oh they do the work and we count them up here doing great gallery no.3 casino the interiors almost finished after you mr. Yin here we are visitor Co the gamblers nightmare the jewel of your organization will rob the jet-setters blind come on we should be finished by now what are those crates of whiskey doing out there yes I'm gonna see to it make sure the software scenes are fixed others there are never any payouts we're not running a charity here and everything must be ready for tomorrow hey you see I put up a lot of lights and some pretty colors - something the savages will be sucked in here like beasts Apollinaire win it I'm saying perfect you've done a really great job we'll take those savages for every penny they've got like lambs to slaughter how about a toast to success champagne champagne [Music] Moreno in the zone are you sure about that what you all I'm sure about that take a look it is all here seismic reports every square foot is me carefully oh my god [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] you're an idiot Marina do waiting [Music] that's right but the place was too tight for joy make a mess on the freezer [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] my imagination has the carpet right there it's all the champagne [Music] [Music] your bouncer they get silly I imagined the bearded guerrilla whisper through the casino apart but he say be locked up in prison [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] and joke your name we make sure work of these bikes and we ain't finished yet wait next trick we're gonna take care of mr. Taurus mr. homn he left mr. banana I'll tell you what I'll go get him you wait right here he's following me around here somewhere he can't be gone oh you got it all wrong I'm Dorsey twin brother Derek the river they all dressed the same dress the same yes oh whoops ease up elite Oh we're dia barn you banana Joe here we go we can you better get out of here all right this is written authorization from the government that says I can sell bananas that's not why I'm here that's more like it this man's a criminal a fugitive he broke out again arrest him we've come all the way from Leamas for that very reason what a notice you wanted for breaking out of the jail at Puerto Grande along with Juan Villa silliest Pedro Mara alias poquito Rodriguez alias Manuel just miss a total stranger it's a pity Joe while we're on our way upriver to come here and arrest both you and your friend we received a signal via radio from the government the beloved wife of our much admired president has given birth to a baby girl a boy a boy attorney has stated that this historic event was made possible thanks only the pills made of try polio car butas discovered by Senor Juan Billis alias Pedro Mara alias poquito Rodriguez alias Manuel and Here I am a much beloved president it has granted an amnesty to everybody and official thanks go to you in particular to me our president now has an air thanks dad and you'll be granted anything you ask for oh I get ice for anything a television no no Joe how about a hang glider no wait sure what would you say to a pair of roller skates or a video game or a food processor I protest is criminals getting presents instead of being arrested I see oh the climate around air is very hard to either you watch your mouth you can end up in the room captain this man just threatened me with violence mean jose alfonso tours seal i'm gary do that arrest the fun captain I can't rebut who does this picture remind you I was a tour CEO a yes leash oh crap puto and it's Francois to Val heylia's Calvo Sebastian sind honest description suspect height 1 meter 55 weight 120 balding black sideburns black light right likewise his eyes are black we're sentenced in his absence for extortion in Europe wanted for embezzlement in Dutch Guiana wanted for the corruption of a public official five counts of attempted kidnapping and unlawful trading and overripe bananas on five captain yes you'll find his buddies and what's left of the casino oh really poor of you with me Joe Joe I figured out what to ask the president having appointed me president of a bank hey Joe where you going and well hey you're a crook right yeah yeah you're right I admit it I cook can't become a banker come on Joe you can't be that naive a crew can't become a banker good can't become a banker there's an awful lot I don't know I'm dumb I better go to school excellent Joe now go back to your seat Joe everybody write their names in their books I don't want any mistakes Alonzo you go write your name on the blackboard I hate school why don't you repeat go fishing I tell you man who can't read or write or spend the rest of his life being a Joe Blow take my word [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music]

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Id: dUAqyynVEGQ

Length: 96min 15sec (5775 seconds)

Published: Wed Nov 14 2018