Ballas tells about the dark past of the Orokin... | #warframe #parody

oh look my new frame is done crafting hello tenno Bas what are you doing here well every time someone recreates one of my babes I appear with pleasure what does that even mean I don't know what do you have there tenno oh it's guire guire I remember this one the orokin had so many toys but we didn't have the time to recharge them what the yes you look quite surprised but back in the day the orokin know how to enjoy quality time unlike you peasants since we were quite Immortal we needed to spice things up I don't want to know about that oh but yes you do and I will not hold back this knowledge from you just like we didn't hold back ourselves oh God I'm not into that but we were into each others quite literally and we had so much fun with the aatan sculptures as well Jesus I think I'm going to vomit you put the ayatan all of them but before you draw your attention towards to wrong direction eyes up here I want to talk about the warframes no Bas don't tell me well they can get pregnant first of all some of us had that kind of Kink no there was a war you could not possibly well we took that good old Make Love Not War phrase quite literally I mean at one point we actually entered the Cold War Phase because we forgot to command the armies we were busy you know Bas please stop I may look like an adult but you know the other me is just a kid yes we all had crush on the same mommy figure I suppose Jesus can you stop just tell me about guy and leave fine so have you ever seen those experiments with clapping monkeys and other toys where they increased the number of volts so the toys would work faster and faster so when I designed guia I was thinking nope I had enough get the out of this Orbiter next time don't bother showing up so you don't want to know about no click here if you you want to know how we defeated a giant void entity also like the [Applause] video

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Length: 2min 41sec (161 seconds)

Published: Sat Jan 06 2024