Bad Minecraft Tutorials Be Like...

so i haven't played minecraft in a while and my progress has been pretty low might as well look up a tutorial to help me out this one looks good yo what up guys welcome to the best survival guide on all of youtube where i start from scratch and turn you into a minecraft pro how did you get all that stuff but before that guys make sure to smash that subscribe button because only a small percentage of what the heck is happening are actually subscribed so smash that step one you guys you're gonna wanna mine some wood oh okay now the next thing you're gonna want to do is get iron what was that 32 should be enough where is she getting that iron from now i'm going to tell you something that is sure to turn you into a minecraft pro all right but i'm going to tell you that right after i thank the sponsor of this video what you're going to put a sponsor here today's video is sponsored by dragon city dragon city that's right dragon city is a free-to-play mobile game available on all your devices enjoy hours of fun training your dragons and battling other players and you can even form an alliance with an alpha like me when i'm not being the alpha of the minecraft community you can find me on dragon city collecting thousands of unique dragons and receiving awesome rewards you can even find some fellow minecraft pros like dream and george by collecting their unique dragons they're in dragon city so what are you waiting for download dragon city by clicking the first link in the description or by scanning this qr code honestly it might be worth the download it is 100 worth it download as you can get all of these juicy rewards download it today sounds pretty fun to me let's look for something else basics to minecraft this looks pretty helpful minecraft is an open sandbox multiplayer block game that was created in the year 2011 by a well-known game developer knowledge okay wait what happened to the tutorial while you traverse and open expanse minecraft teaches you essential life lessons that you will hold with you my god how long is this 60 million views well i mean this has to be good right hey guys welcome back to another video today i'm going to be showing you how to make a a house in minecraft okay never mind you know what i think i can figure this out on my own besides i really don't remember minecraft being that hard are you serious oh that's what i'm talking about oh man wait how do i how do i craft a pickaxe oh i cannot believe i'm doing this what the hell is this where's the recipe oh okay maybe i need help i mean it can't hurt right what's up guys half testy pvp here and today i'm gonna be showing you how to get better at minecraft pvp so perhaps the most important thing to getting better at minecraft is purchasing one of the three overpriced mice on the screen wait seriously my personal favorite is the bloody igth must-see a54 it clicks super fast and it's really not expensive guys you're joking five hundred dollars for a mouse now the next key element to minecraft pvp is your clicking method don't click like this guys click like this i like to call this w crusty rabbit trap what the hell is that and then the last thing you're going to want to do to get better at minecraft pvp is practice uh of course i should have seen this coming just simply start the day with a two-hour warm-up and then grind out some three-hour sessions of high pixel duels and that's it make sure to smash that my gosh well i guess i can improve my pvp skills later besides i heard you could turn this into like an xp farm i think you do something like this okay this is not right i'm never gonna get this to work on my own here we go this is exactly what i need [Music] okay items we need [Music] what there was no time to see the items seriously this has to be a joke [Music] wait what ah oh my gosh why [Music] that's not the same build [Music] that was a complete disaster oh please there's got to be something decent we'll give this a shot uh hi guys today i'm going to be showing you how to make a farm in a minecraft so guys uh the first thing that you are going to want to do is mine the blocks under the uh the spawner okay mine the blocks below the spawner simple enough now you guys are going to uh wait what what what do we do what do you mean what do we do you made the farm oh oh yeah right dig down 25 blocks and then the next thing you are going to want to do is uh uh place water in the corners i really uh hope that's right uh you hope it's right oh wait my bad guys this farm is actually a few blocks off oh my god yeah guys we need to start over why was this not cut out whatever i'll get my friend on to help me where's the option to invite my friends is there actually no way to do this [Music] this is the last tutorial i will ever watch welcome back to tutorials done simply today i'm going to be showing you how to play minecraft jaw edition with your friends nah i'm just kidding what you're dumb as hell you don't know how to do this already how can all of these be so bad so i'ma just go and advertise my stupid pay-to-win server this entire video i can't take this anymore remember to download dragon city first link in the description [Music]

Channel: Chuck Nasty

Views: 1,821,521

Keywords: Minecraft, when a fortnite player plays minecraft, if minecraft gave you life advice, chuck nasty, mcyum, sipover, grox, I made 10000 villagers worship me, minecraft but you can never find what you need

Id: JZoLHm6SewU

Length: 6min 11sec (371 seconds)

Published: Wed Jun 08 2022