>>♪♪ HATE TO BREAK ♪
♪ IT TO YOU NICE GUYS, ♪ ♪ BUT A GIRL CAN'T CONTROL IT. ♪
♪ A PART OF US ALWAYS WANTS ♪ ♪ A JERK AND WE KNOW IT. ♪
♪ HE RIDES A MOTORCYCLE ♪ ♪ WEARS A HOT LEATHER JACKET ♪
♪ GET'S IN FIST FIGHTS AND ♪ ♪ HATES IT WHEN YOU NAG HIM, ♪
♪ I CAN'T HELP IT. ♪ ♪ I WISH I COULD.♪ ♪ BUT I CAN'T RESIST ♪
♪ A MAN WHO'S JUST A ♪ ♪ LITTLE LESS THAN GOOD. ♪ ♪ A GUY WITH PROBLEMS ♪ ♪ WITH AUTHORITY. ♪ ♪ HE LOVES DANGER ♪ ♪ AND IT'S PLAIN TO SEE. ♪
♪ HE'LL PRETEND HE'S SAYING ♪ ♪ SOMETHING WRONG TO ME. ♪
♪ UH, A BAD BOY. ♪ >>♪ GIRLS, ♪ ♪ WE CAN'T RESIST A BAD BOY. ♪ ♪ GIRLS, ♪ ♪ WE CAN'T A RESIST A BAD BOY. ♪ ♪ GIRLS, ♪ ♪ WE CAN'T RESIST A BAD BOY. ♪ ♪ BAD, BAD BOY. ♪
>>♪ YOU KNOW I LIKE A GUY MY ♪
♪ DADDY WILL NEVER APPROVE OF. ♪ ♪ GOT A LOT OF TATTOOS ♪
♪ THAT HE WON'T REMOVE. ♪ ♪ AND HE'S ALWAYS GETTING GET ♪
♪ KICKED OUT OF SCHOOL. ♪ ♪ UH, A BAD BOY. ♪ ♪ HE'S GOT A TROUBLED ♪
♪ PAST SO HE'S REBELLIOUS. ♪ ♪ HE MESSES UP BECAUSE ♪
♪ HE CAN'T HELP IT. ♪ >>♪ YEAH, LIKE A GUY THAT ♪
♪ ROBBED AN ORPHANAGE. ♪ >>♪ WHAT? ♪
>>♪ UH, A BAD BOY. ♪ >>♪ UH, THAT'S NOT ♪
♪ EXACTLY WHAT I MEANT. ♪ ♪ THAT'S NOT THE ♪
♪ RIGHT KIND OF BAD. ♪ >>♪ OH, SO WHAT YOU MEANT ♪
♪ IS LIKE A DUDE THAT ♪ ♪ SHOOTS BABY ELEPHANTS. ♪
♪ A BAD BOY. ♪ >>♪ NO, BAD LIKE ♪
♪ MICHAEL JACKSON ♪ ♪ IN THE EIGHTIES, ♪
♪ BEFORE THE CRAZY SET IN. ♪ >>♪ OH, SPEAKING OF CRAZY. ♪
♪ CRIMINALLY INSANE DUDES, ♪ ♪ NOW THOSE GUYS ARE HOT. ♪
>>♪ UH, THEY'RE BAD BOYS. ♪ >>♪ GIRLS, ♪
♪ WE CAN'T RESIST A BAD BOY. ♪ ♪ GIRLS, ♪
♪ WE CAN'T RESIST A BAD BOY. ♪ ♪ GIRLS, ♪
♪ WE CAN'T RESIST A BAD BOY. ♪ ♪ BAD, BAD BOY. ♪
>>♪ YOU KNOW, I THINK THAT WE ♪ ♪ KIND OF DERAILED. ♪
♪ I DON'T THINK YOU ♪ ♪ UNDERSTAND WHAT I MEANT. ♪
♪ YOU SEE IT'S NOT BAD LIKE-- ♪ >>♪ SHUSH. ♪
>>♪ WE GET IT. ♪ ♪ WE GET IT. ♪ >>♪ OKAY WE GET IT. ♪
>>♪ YOU KNOW I LIKE A MAN WITH ♪ ♪ SPATTERING HANDS A COUPLE OF ♪
♪ THEM SCHEMING UP EVIL PLANS. ♪ >>♪ I LIKE THEM NICE AND ♪
♪ BALD WITH VEINY SKIN, ♪ ♪ MONTE BURNS, LEX LUTHER, VOLDEMORT. BALD, BALD, BALD ♪ HOT! HOT! HOT! ♪
>>♪ GROSS, GUYS, ♪ ♪ NO! ♪ ♪ THIS IS WRONG! ♪
♪ THESE GUYS AREN'T ATTRACTIVE! ♪ >>♪ PLEASE! IF VOLDEMORT AIN'T
ATTRACTIVE THEN I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS. ♪ >>♪ UH. ♪
♪ OKAY, YOU CLEARLY YOU DON'T. ♪ ♪ YOU GET THAT YOU ♪
♪ CLEARLY DON'T RIGHT? ♪ ♪ BAD LIKE A GUY THAT ♪
♪ PRANKS A PRINCIPAL. ♪ >>♪ OH, OR BLOWS UP A HOSPITAL. ♪
>>♪ I'VE ALWAYS BEEN IN ♪ ♪ LIKE THAT GUY GOLLUM. ♪
♪ WISH I COULD I CALL HIM. ♪ >>♪ FORGET HIM! ♪
♪ I LIKE THE EYE OF SAURON. ♪ ♪ YOU CAN WATCH ME ALL DAY. ♪
♪ AIGHT? ♪ >>♪ WHAT IS HAPPENING? ♪
>>♪ WE LIKE SCAR AND JAFAR, ♪ ♪ SON. DARTH VADER, ♪
♪ MR. HYDE, ♪ ♪ AND ATTILA THE HUN. ♪ UH, WHEN THEY TRY TO TAKE ♪
♪ OVER THE WORLD IN ANYWAY, ♪ ♪ IT'S HOT LIKE THE ALIEN ♪
♪ FROM INDEPENDENCE DAY. ♪ >>♪ GIRLS, ♪
♪ WE CAN'T RESIST A BAD BOY-- ♪ >>OKAY, WHAT?
WHY? >>♪ GIRLS, ♪
♪ WE CAN'T RESIST A BAD BOY. ♪ >>AH!
>>♪ GIRLS, WE CAN'T RESIST A BAD BOY. ♪ >>NICE GUYS ARE BETTER OKAY?
JUST LIKE A NICE ACCOUNTANT? >>♪ BAD, BAD BOY. ♪
>>♪ GIRLS, ♪ ♪ WE CAN'T RESIST A BAD BOY. ♪
♪ GIRLS, WE CAN'T RESIST A BAD BOY. ♪ ♪ GIRLS, ♪
♪ WE CAN'T RESIST A BAD BOY. ♪ ♪ BAD, BAD BOY. ♪♪
[EXPLOSION] [SCREAMING] >>WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
ARE YOU OKAY? >>NO.
>>WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME OVER AND HAVE DINNER AT MY GRANDPARENT'S HOUSE?
>>YEAH! WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING?
>>I'M AN ACCOUNTANT. >>WOW.
SO TELL ME MORE ABOUT TAXES.
