Aziz Ansari and Jimmy Dramatically Read More Bad Yelp Reviews

♪ Dramatic Yelp Reviews ♪ -Now, you should know that all these Yelp reviews and responses are 100% real. For each of these, I'll be playing the customer, and Aziz will be playing the owner, okay? [ Clears throat ] Here's the first one. I'll get in character. [ Dramatic music plays ] [ Light laughter ] [ Laughter and applause ] [ Laughter ] [ Cheers and applause ] What? -Wow. -Wow! Whoa! My bad. -That got heated -- That got heated fast. -Real quick. Whoa. That's the owner saying that. All right, here we go. Whew. Let's do another one here. -All right. [ Dramatic music plays ] [ Light laughter ] -[ Scoffs ] [ Laughter ] [ Laughter and applause ] [ Laughter, cheers, applause ] -That would be good if they did sign up for that loyalty program. [ Both laugh ] All right, so we switched it up a little bit on this next one. This one is for a dentist's office. -Oh. Okay. -Yeah. [ Dramatic music plays ] [ Laughter ] [ Laughter ] [ Laughter, cheers, applause ] -Ooh! Ohh! All right. I -- I feel like any film where within the first five minutes there's topless women "prancing around," it's pretty apparent from the cover that's what you're in for. [ Laughter ] -Exactly. I-I don't even know -- Yeah. Why would you even -- Well, why would you choose that film? -Also, if you're the dentist, just take the one with nudity out. [ Laughter ] Who's like, "You got anything with a little nudity, maybe a little Diane Lane 'Unfaithful' action? I want to see a little bonin' while I'm getting my cavity filled." [ Laughter ] You can say "boning"! [ Laughter ] -No. -They're not bleeping -- You don't need to bleep -- You don't -- If anyone here is a guest on a late-night talk show, just so you know, "boning" doesn't need to be bleeped, as far as I know. [ Laughter ] -I don't know for a fact. -I wonder what's happening at home right now. Is that being bleeped? Do they know what I'm saying? -No, we describe it as something else -- -Spelled B-O-N-I-N-G. [ Laughter and applause ] -And it involves -- the definition is taking a bone out of a steak. -Yes, exactly. [ Laughter ] -Legally, I think, now we can say "boning." [ Laughter ] If you give it -- No, it's when you take a bone and you shove it into a -- -Hey, hey, whoa, no, hey! [ Laughter ] -I mean, that would be de-boning. -I just want to get my -- I just want to get my cavity filled. That's all I... [ Laughter ] I didn't -- They made that joke. I didn't make that joke. -Exactly. -You made it, yourself. They made that joke themselves. -We were talking about teeth. We were talking about the dentist, teeth, exactly. -Next time, we should actually get these people in here so we can find out what really happened. -Yeah, I would do that. I would do that. Just want to see actually what happened. 'Cause they're real people. -I'd love to meet that crazy dentist. [ Laughter ] -Here we go. We have time for one more. This one's actually from an auto-repair shop, okay? [ Dramatic music plays ] [ Laughter ] [ Laughter ] [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ [ Laughter, cheers, applause ] That is up for an Emmy Award, right there! Aziz Ansari!

Channel: The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

Views: 3,283,247

Rating: 4.9225836 out of 5

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Id: -8WnC1hC-m8

Length: 7min 44sec (464 seconds)

Published: Tue May 09 2017